第1章 孟婆汤兑水可还行?

jiaowodoukou,yekeyijiaowowangchuanjun。

jiushizheimeyigegenmoudamingxingzhuanglemingzide,tongmingtongxinglianmeigezimudoushiyimoyiyang。

keshitashinanwoshinv,tazuoweimingxingchurentoudi,erwozhishiyigemomowuwendenvhai。

ruguoyangeyiyishangjiang,xianzaiyaojiaowodoukou,buweibiede,yinweilaoniangyijingchuanyuele,yemeiyouhenduoqingjielixiedeneizhonggezhonggouxuede,tiaogejinga,huozheshitiaogelou,jiuchuanyuele,woliannaodianbobeizhuangchulaidoumeiyou。

wozhishiyinweiganmaodeshihou,maidaolemeiyoushenmeyongdejiayao,dangshineijiaheiqimawudexiaodian,wojiukanzhebukaopu,keshizijidoulimeiyouqian,zheimezhongdebingyoubuxiangquyiyuandazhen,kebujiudejiangjiu,jieguomanlianhuzizhouwendelaotoujilewoyihe,buzhidaonaniankouchulaideanfenhuangneiminjiaonang,kanzheneihuahualvlvdejiaonang,genconglaimeitingshuoguodechangjia,wojuranyeshiguimixinqiaoxintouyire,jiubazheiyaojichile,jieguohao,chiwanmeiyongshijifenzhong,daotoushuiguoquzhihouzaixingguolai,tianfandifu。

“ai,wogennishuoa,zhanglaotaitai,nimenjiazhengdezheigetongyangxi,meiyoushenmedayong,nikankannimenjiaerzhu,xianzaizheichuxi,zenmekenenghuiyihouyaozheimeyigebuzhimingmeidifanglaideyeyatou,yaoyiwoshuo,nihaiburutingwode,batayaganjinde,fengfengguangguangdezhaogerenjiaxiannongchuqu,zheiyangzidengmingtianerzhudangshangxiucaishihou,zheixiaoyatouyebuhuichengweitadeheimianera。”

yanhongyanhongdexiaohuaqun,jiashangsuifengpiaoyangdeneilvchoudeshangyi,gebihuangerguafu,jintiandezhuangmiankezhenshimei,suishuobushishenmeyoumingdeshipin,keshizheixiaozhenshangzuihaodeyinpulidachulaidedanzi,haibushibeitadailemantoutuzhekoudandeshouzhijia,xianhongxianhongdepeishang,caibuzhidaoxianghaocongnaerzhaolaideyanzhi,gengchendetazheiyizhangmingmingershiduosui,kanqilaiquesanshiduosuidelian,wuxianfengqing。

xianzaiyijingkuairuxiale,dilidemiaozhengzaifengzhang,doukoucongtianli,baozheyilanzichucaoshihou,zaizacaolijianchulaidenengchideyecai,wangjiazou,gezheyuanyuande,tajiucongfengshenglitingdaolezijijianipiqiangwaimianneigesilaotaitaihehuangerguafudeqieqiesiyu。

zheihuangerguafuzuilisuoshuodeerzhu,jiushitaxianzaimingyishangdefuxu,nianjibuda,shisisui,zaixianchenglizhengzaixuetangdushu,ertazheifushentiyijingdaoleshiqisui,yejiushirenmenzuituichongdenvdasanbaojinzhuandenianji。

bingchengzhechuanyueguoquyidingyaokeshoufudao,guiguijuju,fouzezuoyaodehuahuobuguosanjidezhenli,doukousuxingdeneiyike,zhendeshayemeiganzuo,yijiuyanzheyuanlaimohudeneidianjiyi,tiantiangezhucao,dasaowuzisihoudaren,diliganhuo,liliwaiwaizhuandefengcheyiyang,keshitaxinliquehenqingchu,ziji,kebushiyuanlaineigeshouqixiaoxifu,shenmeqixianzaishouguohoudouyaobaibeihai,genghekuangxianzaihuangerguafuyijingmingmuzhangdanpaodaotajialai,xiangyaobarenqiaozou,tazijixinliteqingchu,zhibudingzheiguafuyougaolenagexianghaode,jialiquegeganhuode,bazhuyisuandaolaozhangjiashenshangle,keshilaozhangjiaguerguamu,zheimeduonianlaotaitaiyizhishinuoruowuneng,erziyoushiyigechuncuideshudaizi,nenggouchengqizheigejiadebenlaibujiushizheigezaiwaimianjianlaideyexifu。

huangerguafuneizuilian,fangyiqiandoukoudeshenshang,buzhidaoshigeshenmedaiyu,danshizaitazheier,ruguohuanchengxiandai,zaobeitayipenliusuanhuilerong,shenmedongxi?

nandaonvchangbuduandeqingkuangxia,haizongkanzherenjiagebideguinvhao。

zaiyinyuedejiyili,doukouzongjuedezijichuanyueguolaideneiyike,yinggaishizheigedoukouzuidaomeideyitian,tazhinengyinyuedekandaojizhangmohudelian,zhiyutamenjutizuoleshenme,yijingbujide,mobuchengjitaguanlebaicaoku,bunenga,neidongxizheiniandaimeiyou。

yaoshilesishenmede,zijixingguolaideshihou,shenshangzongdeyoudianhenji,pianpianyoushenmehenjidoumeiyou,benlaizaixiandaitayemeixuechushenmedadexueshulai,daolegudaigengshizhengyanxia,shenmedongxidoushimoshengde,suoyizheibianxiangbaogenwendidexinyizhidouannaibuzhu,danshiyemeishashizhijinzhan。

keshizheihuangerguafudejudong,queyizhirangtajuede,yade,mofeibushizheige**beihougaodegui。

dilideyangmiaoyijingkaishikaihuajiesui,yongbuleduojiu,diyichadeqiaomaijiunengshoule,kanzhebierentianliyimuyimushanghaodedaomiao,zhengzaikejingerdexishuizhunbeizhedaoqiutian,youyigefengshuodeshouhuo,doukoujiuxianmudeyikouyinyakuaiyaosuile,keyoushenmebanfa,tajiazheijimubotian,shuyuwenzituineileixingde,jishahaoliangshiyebaiche,jiaoyoujiaobushang,hanyouhanbusi,yezhinengzhongdianqiaomaiwandoushenmedeculiang。

kuidezijibenlaiyeshiyigezhuzaishanli,jialiyoutiandenongcunnvhai,suoyizuoqizheixienonghuolai,yejiaqingjiushu,shenzhihaiyinweijiangshengdeniandaitiqianlezheimezhangdeshijian,rangtaduiyuzuohuodeqiaomenbizheidifangderendouduolebushao,suoyiliangsanmudetianbuzhiyubataleisi,pingshizuohuoyehenkuaijiunengzuowan,zheirangtayouhenduoxianxiadegongfuquganbiede。

jiubirucike,maozheyaotizhezhanlenizhihoubiandezangwudequnjiao,taxianggezuoxiaotoude,toutoudunzaiqiangjiao,zhaoyigeshaibuzhetayoubeifengdedifang,ananjingjingdetinghuangerguafujixuzaineierhuyouzhanglaotaitai。

huangerguafudediaoshaomei,meitiaoyixianeidoudaibiaoyigexinyaner,zheinvrenyeshigeqipa,zijijiaguolaideshihou,huangerjiuyijingshiyigesishiduosuidelaoguanggun,taquenianfangerba,zhengzhihaoshihou,suiranbuzhidaoweishenmejiaguolai,kerenjiajiushibuxianqi,zhijiexiajia,zuiyouyisidejiushitaguomenzhihoumeiyongshangsinian,zheihuangerjiucongyigeshenqiangtizhuangdelaoguanggun,bianchengleyigefengzhucanniandepolaotou,zhidaoqunianliangtuiyidengshanglexitian。

doukouguolaideshijianwan,zheishieryijingguoqule,zhishidaolejinnianqingmingdeshihou,tamenqushangfendeshihou,caiconglaotaitaizuilitaochulaiyijubanju,dangshitajiunaobuchuleyifupanjinlianjiwudalangweiyaodeqingjing。

sinvrenzijizhibudingganleshenmejianbuderende,goudezuihoucaiduodaoxiangxialaibini,binanjiubinanba,haibuanfen,xianzaijialijiutagenlaotaitai,zenmelaotaitaipingshizubuchuhu,youkaishikanzhetaqiancuanhoutiaoaiyanle。