第5章光杆司令
yezihenzheji，zhiyouyingzhetoupizouchuqu，xiangbarenxianhongchuquzaishuo。
tahaimeizhangzuini，jiukanjianneinanrenhesanxiaojiedenainiangyiqiwangzijideshenhoukan。yeziyihuitou，zhijianyabanainiangshoushangqiazheyicuochaihecongzhuzihoumianzoulechulai。
yabanainiangkanjianneinanrenhou，fangxiachaihezouleguolai，gentayiyiyayadebihuazhe。
“shenme？nihaiyoulianwenwozhaonishenmeshi？zheigejiushiniyizhizhaoguzheidexiaojie？weiletanilianjiadoubuhui。buhuiqudehua，youyinziyechenga，keshizheiliangnianniwangjiajideyinziyuelaiyueshao，xianzaiwosuanmingbaile，nidegongqiandouyanghuozheichoubaguaile。”neihanzihenjidongdezhoumazhe，shouzhitouhaichaoyezizhanzhedefangxiangdian。
nandaoshuo，zheijinianzijizheishenzidezhurendoushikaozheiyabanainiangdeyueqianlaiyanghuode？yezizhenjingle。
yabanainianghenxianranshitingjianneinanrenmayezishichoubaguaiershengqile，qingxujidongdegentabihua。
“nidegongqianjitamaiyaozhilian？nikezhenshipusaxinchang，zijijiadewawabuguan，daoduizhechoubaguaishangxin。tayoumeiyounianggenzanyoushaguanxi，tadiedoubuxinteng，nicaodenafenzixianxin？wogaosuni，zuohaorenshimeiyongde。buyaowangji，nideniangshengqiankeshichulemingdeshanxinren。zuoshanshiyouyongdehua，laotianjiubuhuirangtashengchugeyabanverde。”nanrenqijibaihuaidezemazhe。
yabanainiangjixugenzijidenanrenbihua，zhenglunzhe，haoxianghaizaishangliang。
“buyongshuole，wojingelai，jiushilaijienihuiqude。nimeicijiaorenshaoxinhuiqudoupianwomenshuodengguoxierizijiuhuiqu，keshidoudengnisannianle，yemeijiannihui。zheihuiwojiuqinzilaijiele，nizheiyuedegongqian，woyijinglinglaile。ganjinshoushishoushigenwohuijia，eryatashengbingle。”neinanrenheizhelianshuo。
tingjianzijidenvershengbingle，yabanainiangmoqileyanlei，huitouchaoyezikanlekan，yougennanrenbihuazhe。
“buxing，zanzijiadejigewadouyangbuguoqule，zailingshangzheigechoubaguai，jiudeaie。zaishuo，nikantalianshangdedongxi，nongbuhaohuichuanrande，nandaonixiangrangzanjiadeniuranshangjiabuchuqu？”nanrenjianjuefanduizhe。
yezitingmingbaileyihou，bingmeiyouyinweineinanrenduizijiyikouyigechoubaguaijiaozheershengqi。taxianzaizhidaozheiyabanainiangduizijifuchuleduoshao。
taweilezhaoguziji，lianzijijiadewawadoumeigushang，xianzaibunengzaituoleitale。yezizoushangqian，lazhuyabanainiangdeshoushuo；“nainiang，nigendashuhuiquba，wohuizhaoguhaozijide，eryabingle，kendinghenxiangzijideniangzaishenbiande。tabiwogengxuyaozhaoguni。”
yabanainiangliuzheyanlei，wunaidekankanyezi，youkankanjidenanren。
“nainiang，huiquba，dengeryashenzihaoxiele，nizaihuilaibujiuxingle。”yezixiaoshengdeduiyabanainiangshuozhe。
yabanainiangjianyemeiyouqitadebanfale，bayeziloujinhuaili，wawadedakuleyichang。ranhoujiulazheyezideshouzoujinxiaowuzi，bafangmifangcaideweizhidougaosuleta。
ranhou，yabanainiangchaomenwaikankan，jianmeirengenjinlai，lianmangconghuailimochugehebao，benxiangjiekai，keshitaxianglexiangjiugancuibahebaosaijinleyezideshouli。
yezixiangjujue，tazhidaogudairendeqiandoushizhuangzaizheidongxilide。zijixuyaozheige，danshinainiangyijiagengxuyaozheige，keshi，nainiangjiantabushou，yanleiyouxialaile，zhihaosaijinzijidehuaili。
nainiangyiliwaladeyoushiyitongbihua，yezisuiranbuwanquandongshishenmeyisi，keshixinlimingbai，zheinainiangbufangxinziji，zaidingzhuzijiyixieshiqing。
yeziweilenainiangfangxindelikai，budongzhuangdongdelianliandiantou。
nainiangyoubihualejiju，yezizheigedongle，neijiushi，waimianderensongchidelai，buyaochi，zijizuo。xiangbinainiangzaojiuzhidaoyourenhaiziji。tachichibukenlikaizheilideyuanyinyinggaishibufangxinziji，tongshi，yemeiyoukeyituofuderenba！yezizheiyangxiang。
zuihou，nainiangyongshoubihuayigeyuanxing，zhizhiwaimianzhuzidefangxiang，yezidongle，neiliyoudongxi，gangcaibufangbiannachulai。jiudiantou，biaoshizhidaole。
waimiandenanrenzaihan；“eryaniang，buyaomocengle，ganjindeshoushishoushiba，buranganbushangjintiandeduchuan，jiudemingtian，eryadebingkeshidanwubudele。”
yabanainiangzheicaihuangmangdemoleyanlei，daowulishoushizijideyiwu，keshizhenglihaoleyihou，tayoubajijianyifunachulai，fangjinleneigepojiudeyichuli，shiyiyezichuan。
“yi，eryaniang，nilaideshihoukeshidaizhezanchengqinshi，wosongnideyinshoushi，zenmeyiyangdoumeile？”nanrenkanzhebeizhegexiaobaozijidexifuwen。
jiantabuhuihua，jiuquqiangtadebaofu，xiangkankanshibushizailimian。
yabanainiangqiangguobaofu，bihualejixia。
“shenme？nibawojinideshoushidoubianmaile，jiushiweilezheigechoubaguai？kanwohuiquzenmeshoushini。”nanrenhuomaosanzhangdemazhe。
yabanainiangyebulihui，zhishihuitoubushedekanzheyezi。
yezikanzhezheigexiangchulejitianderen，suiranshiyaba，querucideshanliangjinquanlibaohuzheigeshenzideren，xinlichuleganji，jiushijingpei。tashizijidaozheigeshijielai，yujiandediyigeduizijihaoderen，xianggueryuan，yuanzhangmamayiyangdehaoren。
yezizoudaotamianqian，guilexialai，tizheishenzidezhuren，yetishoutajirienhuidezijikelejigetou。
yabanainiangkuzhexianglaichanqiyezi，quebeizijidenanrenzhuaizheqiangxinglazoule。
nainiang，wohuijizhunide，youchaoyiriwoyeziyoutiaojianyounenglideshihou，huiqubaodanide，zhuniyilushunfeng，yezhunidenvereryazaorikangfu，yezizhanqishen，kanzheneiyibusanhuitoudenainiangchuleyuanmen，yuezouyueyuan。
“aiyou，zheiganqinghaitingshende，xianzaiyabazoule，xiaotizi，wokannihainengtingjiri？haoxinfengquanniyiju，laoyeneilinijiubuyaohuanxiangzhetahuibanijiehuidayuanli，benlaijiushixiangrangnizaizheilizishengzimiede，congmingdehua，haishigenshangciyiyang，zhaogenshengziwangshushangyidiao，budankeyihenineiniangqintuanju，yeshengdehuozaishishangshouzheibanzuile。xianzaiyabazoule，meirenzuzhiniquzhaoniangle。meiyoushengzidehua，shuoyisheng，wonihenleyibangnisonggenjieshidelai。”laopozizaiyipangehenhendeshuozhe。
songzouleweiyideyigebaner，yezidexinqinghenbuhao，bushinainiangdehaizishengbingdehua，zijiyidingkenqiutaliuxialai，yinwei，yezihenhaipagudan。
yiqianzaigueryuanyouneimeduodebanerni，jiushishuijue，doushihaojigexiaojiemeisheizaiyiqi。jishibeilingyanghou，yemeiyouyigerendaiguo。
erxianzai，zaizheishenmeniandaidoubuzhidaodegudai，tabuxiangyigerendaizhe，tahaipa。
“duoxielaotaiponidetixing，buguoni，woshangcishangdiaojianguoyanwangyele。”yeziyibenzhengjingdeshuo，haibushuowan，henshenmideyangzi。
“xiashuo，nizhendekanjianyanwangle？tazhangshayang？shuoshamei？”laopozibanxinbanyidewen。
yinweizheiyezishuodehua，tayoudianxin，shangcishangdiaodeshihoubeiyabajiexialaifangzaichuangshang，qudayuanqiulaoyezhaodafujiurenshi，laoyebuzaifuli，dafurenshuosilejiusileba，haimafanshenme，houlaipaitalaiquedingde。
dangshitajianchaguole，queshihunshenbingleng，meileqixi。keshi，jiuzaitaandafurendefenfurengxiayikuaisanyinzijiaoyabaqumaifuguancaideshihou，chuangshangderenjuranyouhuoguolaile。haibataheleyitiao。
suoyi，zheiyeziyishuojianguoyanwang，tazhendeyoudianxinle。
“xiangzhidao？”yeziwen。
老婆子点点头。
“aiya，zheishimimibunengsuibianxielude。”yezizhuangzheyouxiehaipadeyangzishuo。
“xiaoshengdeshuo，tamenbuzhidao。”neilaopoziyuefadexiangzhidaole。
yeziduitazhaozhaoshou，shiyitazoujindian。
laopoziwuzhebizi，zoujinlexie。
“yanwangtalaorenjiazhangdehenweiwu，shuohuashenghenda，tayikanjianwoa，jiubawojimale。”yezizhuangzhehenweiqudeyangzishuo。
“tamanishale？xiannichou？”laopozicaicezhewen。
yeziyaoyaotou，henshenmidewangtaerbiancoulecou，laopoziyanedexiangduokai，keshiyouxiangting，zhihaorennaizheyongxiuziyanzhubanzhanglianbuzaiduobi。
rendoushuoshanglenianjiderenpasi，zheilaopoziyeshiyiyangde，suoyijiutebiedexiangzhidaoyixieguanyudifudeshiqing。
“yanwangtalaorenjiashuo，youshilangjialineimeduoquededebulaidifubaodao，nilaicoushenmerenao，ranhouyijiaojiubawochuaihuilaile。suoyi，woyehaoxindetixingniyixia，wanshangshuijueshia，bazuihaodeyifuhuanshang，shengdewanyibeiniutouhemamiangouqu，nilianjianhaoyifudoumeiyou。”yezilianshuodaibihuadexueniudeyangzi，yinyangguaiqideshuowan，gegedexiaolechulai。
“ni？haoa，nigexiaotizi，nidengzhewoqubinggaolaoye，dengzheaijiafaba。”laopozimingbaizijibeiyunongleyihou，qijibaihuaideshuo。
“e，niganquxueme，neibushijiuchenglenizuzhoulaoye？kankansheihuiaibanzi。”yezipiepiezuishuodao。
“xiaotizi，shangyihuidiao，zheizuipizibianlihaile，wokannihainengchengzhujiri。”laopoziqiazheyao，zhoumazhewangwaizou。
“wei，laotaipozouluxiaoxindian，shuaisiwokebuguan。”yezizailaopozideshenhouhanzhe。
neilaopoziyishengqi，huitoudengleyeziyiyan，jieguochadianbeimenkoulushangtuqideyijieshugenbandao，hedepaizhezijidexiongkouzhuanxinzouluqule，yegubushanghuishenzemayezi。
ai，duizijihaodezoule，duizijihuaideyezoule，haogudanle，napaliuxiagehuaidegenzijizuozuobaner，yexinga！yezikanzhekongdangdangdeyuanzi，tanleyikouqi。
yihoujiuzaizheixiaoyuanzilizishengzimie？zijinengxingme？zaixiandaisuiranmeiyouyongyouguoyigejia，keshiconglaimeiyouyigerenshenghuoguoya！
laotianyea，xianganpaiwochuanguolaiyezaoledianba？zenmezheyegaidengwochengnianle，youdianshehuijingyanle，zaizhengdaozheiguidifanglaia！wohaimeimanshibazhousuini，nirenxinme？nizheishiniedaiweichengniana!
yeziduizhetian，fazhelaosao，ranhouzoudaoxiaoyuandemenkou，baliangshanpolandeyuanmenguanleqilai。
zheimeyizheteng，yeziwangjilelianshangdetongyang，tajinwuzuozaichuangbian，nachuyabanainiangjidehebao，jiekaiwangchuangshangyidao，nayousuoweideyinzia，jiushijishigezijizaixiandaiyonglaizuojianzidetongbaneryi。
ai，youzongbimeiyouqiang，yezizixideqingdianzhetongqian，yigongshiwushiliuge，maya，hailaigewushiliugeminzu？yaoshiliangshanyibailingbajiangjiuhaole。
yezi，zhizuba，zheikeshinainiangmaileshoushidelaide，xianzaiyeshizijidequanbujiadang，yaoshengzheyong，yezizaixinliduizijishuo。
ng，fanzhengxianzheyeshixianzhe，chedifanxia，zheiwuziliyoumeiyouzhiqiandedongxi，wanyizijijiebukaiguole，yehaonalaidingyixia。
xiangdaozheili，yezijuanqixiuzi，congchuangshangkaishifankan，tajidezijijiuyougexiguan，delelinghuaqianjiuxihuanfangzaizhentoudixia，huozhechuangdianxiamian。
哦哦，说不定……