第4章 大妈,谁是你女婿啊!

zhangweizhenggerendoulengzhule,bukesiyidekanzheta。

“sha?jiehun?genni?”

chenyuqilianshangweinu,zaitayaojiandenenroushanghenhendiqialeyiba,“bugenwo,nandaonihaixianggenbiedenvrenma?”

zhangweitengdeziyaliezui,jimangbaishou。

“neige……wozhishijuedeyoudiantaituranle……”

takanxiangyipangdezhuque,zheigenvrengangcaikeshijinggaoguota,buyaoduichenyuqiyoushenmefeifenzhixiang。

“tianhen,wozhidaonidanxinshenme,niganggangtuiwuhuilaiyoumeiyougongzuo,yidingshidanxinwobamahuijiaonifeiwu,buxiangrangnidangshangmennvxuba?

nifangxin,jiranxijiangdezhanshiyijingpingwen,nizhanshendeshenfenyebuyongjixuyinmanle,zhiyaowogaosutamennizhenzhengdeshenfen,tamenyidinghuitongyide!”

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tataochushouji,zhijiebotonglemuqindedianhua。

zhangweixiangyaozulanyijinglaibujile,taxianzaikeshigemaopaihuo,zhidaoderenyueshaoyuehao,zheiyangcaiburongyibeichaichuan,kebuxiwangdazhangqigudegaosubierenzijishixijiangzhanshen。

zhidaoderenyueduo,tajiuyuerongyiluxiana!

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xiangxiangde,tiantiande,yinghuadeweidao……

zhangweiyishijianyouxieshishen,chenyuqikeshiwanghaichengdiyinvshena,wulunzhangxiangshencaiqizhi,doushijipin。

yiqiandeta,zuomengdoubuganxiangnenggouyongyouzheizhongnvren,yizhidoushigaogaozaishangdeyangwang。

“zhen,zhenshitaihaole……he,hehe……!”

chenyuqikuazhetadeshoubeixiangwaizouqu,yiliandexingfuxiaonvrendemoyang。

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陈家,别墅内。

denghuohuihuang,renaofeifan,chenjiashangxiajiaqilaizuzuyoujiangjinshangbaikouren,rujinquandoujujizailezheili。

“wogaosuni,wozheiweilainvxuwentianhen,renjiakeshixijiangdezhanshen,womenhuaxiazuidadegongchenni!”

chenyuqidemuqinjiayuzhenmanmianhongguang,yishendezhuguangbaoqi,gaoxingdihebulongzui。

yigexiaoshiqian,tajiedaonverchenyuqidalaidedianhua,benlaihaibuganxiangxinnvershuodehua,danshitingdaohujiadeshaoyehuyongchangbeifadaochengmenkoudangkanmengoule,tateyiqudatingleyixia,faxianqueyoucishi,zheicaiganxiangxin。

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“qie,youshenmekechuide,dangniannibuhaixianqirenjiashigeqizi,sihuodoubudayingninverjiajirenjiawentianhenma?xianzaizhidaobajiele?”

panlingxiu,chenyuqidesanshen,zaichenjiayizhigenjiayuzhenbuduifu,zhoulilianggezhengrilipanbi。

“dangnianzenmele?jiusuanwomenjiatianhendangnianzaimeiyong,xianzaiyeshigezhanshen!

laosanjia,nimenjianvxubushizaiwanghaichengshanghuidebangongshigongzuoma?zhiyaonigenwoshuoliangjuhaohua,wokeyirangwonvxujitaanpaianpai,jitagezhurendangdang,doushiwoyijuhuadeshi!”

jiayuzhenzhigaoqiangdekanzheta,zheixienianpanlingxiuzhangzhezijiaguyezaishanghuibangongshigongzuo,shouwoyidianquanli,jichenjiakailebushaohoumen,yaowuyangwei,qiyadetahaobunanshou。

rujinzijianverzhengqi,zhaolegezhanshenhuilai,tahenbudezhaogaoquanshijie,ziranbukenjiucifangguozheigesiduitou。

panlingxiuyaoyaqiechidekanzheta,gangxiangzaishuoliangjufenglianghua,yigeqingniannanziyilianchanmeidecongyipangzouleguolai。

zaitashenbian,genzhepanlingxiudenverchenshasha。

“erniang,yuqideweihunfu……zhenshizanmenhuaxiadexijiangzhanshen?”

qingniannanzijiaowangkai,daizheyifujinsibianyanjing,yilianchanmeidekanzhejiayuzhen。

jiayuzhenlenghengyisheng,xiabadoukuaiyangdaotianshangqule,“wobaobeinverqinkougaosuwode,hainengyoujia?

shihuagaosuni,erdengjiazuhujiadeshaoyehuyongchangbuzhisihuo,xiangxiuruwonver,rujinyijingbeiwodebaobeinvxudangchenggouyiyangjishuanzaichengmenkoule,nimenbuxindakeyizijiqukankan!”

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xijiangzhanshenzaibianjiangdaleshengzhang,dailingsidazhanwanghuigui,lianguozhudeguoyandoumeiyoucanjia,jiuzhibenerdenghujia。

zheixiexinxilianjieqilai,tayijingbuhuaiyishiqingdezhenshidule。

“erniang,ninkeyidingyaobangwogentianhenshuoyishuo,wozheifuzhurendoudanglewunianle,xianzaizhurendeweizhiganghaokongque……

erniang,zheishixiangnaierzaizanmenwanghaichengmendiandegouwuka,limianyoushiwankuaiqianduihuanquan,shiwoxiaojingninde!”

tashuozhe,congdoulitaochuyizhangjingzhidekapian,xiaomimidedidaojiayuzhendeshouzhong。

shanghuibangongshifuzhuren,zheigezhiweishiyigefeichashi,xiangzheizhonglipin,tapingrilimeishaoshou。

“wangkai,nizheigemeiyongdedongxi,qiutaganshenme?”

panlingxiuqichongchongdechongguolai,shenchushoujiuxiangyaoqiangzheizhanggouwuka。

jiayuzhenyanjishoukuai,zhijiesaidaolezijidedouli,“laosanjia,nijiaguyekebinidongshiduole,fangxinba,dengwonvxulaile,woyidinghuihaohaogentashuoshuode!”

tadeyiyangyang,zheimeduonianbeipanxiuliyazaixiamian,zongsuanshichuleyikoueqi。

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“aiyo,baobeinvxu,nizongsuanshilaile!”

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zhangweibeitalazhelaidaozhuozipangluozuo,lianshanghaishimangrandebiaoqing。

这老女人是谁啊!

“e……zheiweidama,nishibushirencuorenle?sheishininvxua?”