第五章 娶我?或我娶你

diwuzhangquwo?huowoquni

rongxianzhoudeyanlidangchuyisixiaoyi:“youdaoli。”

yedanyanjianzheililiyejiayebusuanyuanle,biandao:“woyijinghaojigeyuemeiyouhuijiale,woyaoxianhuiqule。”

tashuowanzhunbeixiama,quechedaoleshenshangdeshangkou,tongdetadaochouleyikouliangqi。

rongxianzhouzhoumeilakaitadeyixiu,faxianshangtayuanbenyinggaixuebai**degeboshangjuranmanshihongzhongqingzi,jingshixinshangjiazhejiushang。

talengshengwen:“sheidade?”

yedanyanjuedeshenzhoudewenduyixiazijiangleshijidu,tadalegeduosuodao:“hainengshisheidade?dangranshineiduigounannvdadea!tamendalewo,wozongyouyitianyaoshibeibaibeidetaoyaohuilai。”

xianxiadenvzidoushiwenrouxianyaweimei,xingqingyiwenshunweijia。

tazheihuawanquanbufuquanshixiananziduinvzideshenmei,rongxianzhouquexiaoleqilai,tayixiao,sizhoudewenduhuifuzhengchang,shundaihaitianlesanfenwennuan。

yedanyankandaotadexiaojuedeyouqianwanduoyanhuazhanfang,meilierxuanlan,tazaixinlimonianleyiju“amituofo”caikankanyaxiaxinliduitadexienianhehuachi。

taquehaowusuochadiwenta:“xuyaowobangmangma?”

yedanyanyaotou:“baochouzheishihaishizijiquzuobijiaoshuang。”

rongxianzhoutingdaotazheijuhuabingbuyiwai,qingdianleyixiatouhouyouwendao:“nixianzaiyiwusuoyou,tamenqueyigeshichengzhuyigeshidajiangjundenver,zheigechounidasuanzenmebao?”

yedanyanxianglexianghoubaozhegebobarongxianzhoushangxiadaliangyifanhoudafeisuowendikanzhetawendao:“tamenshuonishijinwangshizi?”

容闲舟点头。

yedanyanyouwendao:“neiniquqilema?huozheyouweihunqima?”

容闲舟摇头。

yedanyanzuolege“yes”dedongzuohouyouwendao:“neinidequanshishibushibifengchengdechengzhuda?”

rongxianzhoudanshengdao:“fengchengzhishijinzhoudeyigechengbale,wodequanshidangranbitada。”

yedanyanliangyanfaguang,yibabaozhutadedatuidao:“zheimeshuolai,nidedatuishijinzhouzuicudedatuile,neinidedatuinengbunengjiewobaoyiduanshijian?”

tamenbushizongshuota**,shuotatanmufuguironghua,shuotaxihuanbaoyouquanyoushiderendedatui,yanqianfangzhezheimeyige,bubaobaibubao!

yinweitazheiyigedongzuo,rongxianzhouzhijuededatuiluoruyigewennuanrouruandesuozai。

zhengchangqingkuangxia,tashijueburongnvrenjintadeshen,jiusuanjintadeshenyebuhuirangrenbaodatui,jiusuanbeirenbaozhuledatuitayehuiyijiaoxiabarentifei。

danshitaxianzaiqueyidiandoubuxiangbayedanyantifei,faneryinweitadezheigedongzuo,rangtamomingjuedehenshufu。

tasuiranbutaishedejiangtatuikai,danshitaruoshizaibaoxiaqujiuyaochuchoule!

yushitajiangtatuikaihoubanzheliandao:“qilaihaohaoshuohua!”

rongxianzhoudeshenhougenzhelianggeshiwei,lianggeshiweikandaozheiyimuyanjingdouzhile!

zheigeyedanyanbukuishifengchengdiyihoulianpi,qianyikehaizaishuoyaozijibaochou,houyikejiuxiangbaotamenjiashizidedatui,zhendeshitaibuyaolianle!

zuikeqideshitamenyixiangjieshenzihao,congbujinnvsedeshizibeitabaole、zhanbianyile,juranmeiyoushengqi,meiyoubatayijiaotifei!

这不科学啊!

yedanyanxixiyixiao,songkaitadedatuidao:“wodeyisishiwodechouzijiquchou,danshinideshinengbunengjiejiwoyidian?niyezhidaode,woxianzaiyiwusuoyou,qidiantaidi,jiuzheiyangqubaochoushengsuantaixiao,yaoshininengbangwochengyixiayaodehua,zheichoujiunengbaodeshunlideduo。”

lianggeshiweijitifanbaiyan,tamenhaizhenmeijianguozheimebuyaoliande!

bujiushixiangyaozhaowangfuzuokaoshanma,haijizijizhaolezheimegeqingqideliyou!

rongxianzhoudedatuiyinweitashentidelikailveganbushi,tayaxiaxinlineizhongqiguaideganjue,wendao:“nixiangzenmejiewodeshi?”

yedanyanzhalezhayandao:“nifangxinhaole,woshuolezijidechouzijiqubaocaishuang,suoyiwobuhuijinizengtianmafan。”

“jinribushihenduorenjianwomenyiqichulaima,woxiangduiwaifangchuyaoyan,jiushuowoshinideweihunqi,zheiyangyilai,bierenjiubuganqingyidongwo,wojiutianleyidaohushengfu,jiunenggenghaodebaochoule。”

“dangran,zheishiyaoyan,jinwangfujiubuyaozhuijiuzheijianshile!dengwobaowanchouzhihou,wohuizaiduiwaixuanchengwoshipiantamende,wohenizhijianyidianguanxidoumeiyou,jueduibuhuiyingxiangniquqi。”

lianggeshiweijitizaixinlipei,bujiushikanzhongletamenjiashizidequanshihemeiselema,feiyaoshuodeneimehaoting!

yingmingshenwudeshizidarena,nijueduibunengbeitapianle!

rongxianzhoudexinliyeshizhenjingde,taxiaoshihourenshideneigeyonggantianzhendenvhaizishenmeshihoubiandezheime**ni?buguotaxihuan!

takanzhetawen:“neinizijini?”

yedanyanyilianhaoqidiwen:“woziji?”

“nihelingxiuzhuyijingtuileyicihun,zaihewonaochuzheizhongshiqing,nijuedenizheiyibeizihaijiadechuquma?”rongxianzhouwendao。

yedanyanpaileyixianaodai,tagangchuanyueguolaihaimeinengdairuzheigeshidaidesiwei,tahaizhenmeixiangguozheigewenti。

zhishitajuedezijihaishixiangdangyouxiude,daoshihoushizaijiabuchuqudehua,dabuletalugeshuaigehuilaishuihaole,fanzhengxianzaibaochouweida。

yushitaliluodeshuaileyixiaxiuzidao:“woconghuimeiyan,hehuanwufu?”

rongxianzhoudemouguangshenlexie,dandandidao:“danshinizheiyanghaishihuilewodemingsheng,duiwohenbugongping,wojujue。”

lianggeshiweiqiqisongleyikouqi,tamenjiuzhidaotamendeshizibushineizhongfuqiandehaosenanzi!

yedanyantingdaotadejujueyebingbuyiwai,liangrenbijingzhiyouyoushidejiaoqing,tabangtashinianjiu,bubangtashichangqing,tabutongyi,tajiuxiangqitadebanfa,fanzhengtajiubuxintayedanyannongbusineiduizhananjiannv。

yushitaqing“e”leyishengdao:“zheiyanga,neijiusuanle。”

rongxianzhoukandaotazheifusuiyidetaidumeitouweiweizhouqi,jiantayaozou,shenshoulazhutadao:“wodeyisishiyaojiewodeshikeyi,chufeijiaxizhenzuo。”

jiuzaizuori,chaozhongchuanlaixiaoxi,huangdiyouyirangtaqufeifenggongzhu,yidanfeifenggongzhujiarujinwangfu,jiudengyuchaotingzaifuzhongcharuyimeiyanxian,yihouwangfuxingdongbidingshouzu。