laobanniangzhanzaishouyintaihoumian，yanjingzhizhididingzheyuleyousikaidierbaozhijin，zhongfucazhuozidedongzuo。
“zheiweishuaige……””tayaoyaqiechi，zuanjinquantou，xinshuoyaochifanganjindiancai，zaizheimecaxiaqulaoniangbusihou。danlianshangquenuliweichikeqidexiaorong。
yulewenshengtaiqitoukanta，shoushangdongzuomeiting，tonglixieman“shenmeshi”。
yuansongliangliangpielelaobanniangyiyan，ganzaitayaoshuailianseqianzhizhecaidan，yigehuisa，“zheixiequandoulaiyifen，lingwaizainayibaozhijin。”
dakehu！laobanniangkaixindiyinglesheng，niuzhefeitunwanghouchufangxiangzouqu。
yinweitamenzheiyizhuodianletaiduocai，laobannianggancuizaimenwaigualedayangdepaizi。
zheijiachuancaiguanzuoluozaimalubian，dianmianhenxiao，zuoyouliangpai，gesanzhangzhuozi。
houchusuoyouguolukaihuoshi，ranqizaodehuhusheng，chaocaidechilasheng，xiguodeshuashuasheng，zaizheijianxiaokongjianneijiaoxiang，shirangrengandaoleyanhuoqi，danyerangtongyizhuoderenbicijianshuohuadechezhesangzihan。
yuansongroulerouhoujie，naqibeiziyouminleyixiaokoushui，xinxiangzaizheimehaoxiaqu，mingtiandianligongzuorenyuanhaiyiweitazuowanganmaqule。
yizhenlianxudezhendongjingdongleyuledesixu，tanaqishoujiyikan，jinjiezhe，yanpiqingxian，jiangshoujijudaoyuansongmianqian，yaoyaqiechidishuo：“nijiuzuowoduimian！”
yuansongzuijiaoqinzhemodechengdexiao，jiangshoujinajitakan，zheibushiliaotianjiemian，shibianqianyemian，shangtouxiezhe：【wosangziyaoyale】
yulecumei，huangrandawu，zhengyaokaikou，yuansongyoumaitoudazi，jiezheyoujudaotamianqian。
【mingtianhuijia，yaoshiwojiarenwenqi，woshuoshiyinweizuowangennanrenzaiyiqi。keyima？】
yuleyishimeifanyingguolaizheijuhua，kouzhixinkuai：“nikeyishuoniganmaole。”huayinluodi，yuguangjiupiejianyuansonglianshangxiaoyibianchenglejizei，xixizaweigangcaineijuhuacaizhizijidiaojinleyuansongdexianjing。
“你最好成哑巴。”
yuansongtiaotiaomei，shouzhimosuozhebeiyan，nizheyuleyanshidijubeiheshui，danjianhongdeerjianyijingchumailetadexinsi，yushikouchukuangyan，“qiuzhibude。”
“噗嗤——”
yuansongshensezirandichoulezhangzhijin，zizaidicabeiyulepenleyilianshuidelian，zizhiwanxiaokaidaozheijiuxing，zaiguohuo，maomipaole，shangxindehaishiziji。
“yougewenti，”taturanzhengjing，rangyuleyoudianmobuzhebianji，“nishizenmedechuxiongshoushigaoxuelide？”takanguoyuledebaogaolimianguanyuxiongshoudecexie，qitadashenkeyilijie，weiduzheidian，tawufamingbai。
“shouhaizhedebeijing。”yulejianyuansonghaishibujie，yushibuleju：“wugeshouhaizhedouyouyigegongtongdian，nianlingdoushi30+，tamendeyueli，jianshibuhuishao。erqiewurenzhongxuelizuidideshizhuanke，dantashinongcunchushende，qitajiweigengbuyongshuo。”
yuansongbiaoshibuzantong，bijingtajianguobushaonvweilianyouaifupin。
yuletingguotongshitijiguozheiwuweishouhaizhedeyixiesuipianxinxi。tamenmeigerendeshiyeyoudezhengchushangshengqi，youdeshenzhijianquwending，youdegangyouqise。
taditoufankanshijianbaogao，buchong：“tamenwugeren，quandoushishiyexingnvxing。dangyigerenshiyezhujianyouqiseshi，jiuhuiquxianggerenqingganwenti。erzheishiyougerenzhangxiangtantugefangmiantiaojiandoubucuo，hainengrangnixiangshangfazhan，nizheishiyehuixiangkaojinba？”
budengyuansonghuida，yulejiezheshuo：“xiongshoujiushizhuazhuleshouhaizhedexinli。”tayoutingdunlexia，shengyinchongchizheyiguwuligan：“tamenjianguogengguangmaodetiandi，shengmingyeyinggaishicuicanduocaide，erbushibeirenliyongtamenxiangbeiaidexinliersiyufeiming。”
yuansongwangzhetarenzhencumeisikaodemoyang，shuo：“neijiujinkuaizhuazhuxiongshou，shouhaizheyenengmingmule。”
郁乐沉默了。
xiayike，tataitouwangxiangyuansong，shensecuobai，zuibazhanglezhang，“haihuiyouxinshouhaizhechuxian，yirimeizhuadaoxiongshou，tabuhuitingzhixingxiongde。”
huayingangluodi，jiujianyuansongqiangguoshijianbaogao，nazheshoujipaileyizhangzhaopian，qishenwangshouyintaizouqu。
“laobanniang，nirenshitama？”yuansongjiangshoujipingmuduijindaolaobanniangmianqian。
yulemeixiangdaoyuansongjingzheimezhijie，gangcaichentongdeqingxuyixiazibeichongsan。
tagenshangqushimeicuoguolaobanniangcongshuazheduanshipinshichoukongpieleyuansongshoujiyiyan，huangluanshouhuimuguanghouyoutoutoupiaoleyan，caifouren：“burenshi。”
yuansongdagunshengyichangduonian，ziranyemeicuoguolaobanniangyugaimizhangyouchuchudoushipozhandeyanji。tarangyulexianbuyaoshuohua，wanghouchufangxianghanlesheng，“laoban，womendecaiquanbudabao，mafansongdaodongqujiefangludeneijiajiaozuo‘mi’dejiuba。”
空气霎时炸开了锅。
yuleshayan，zenmeturanchedaozheicha。
jiulianlaobandounazheguochan，heizhelianconghouchuzouchulai，haimeidenglaobankaikou，laobanniangtengdizhanqilai，zhizheyuansongdebizi，xianshengduoren，“shuaige，zheishixiqujiaoqu，neishidongqushizhongxin！laihuilianggezhongdoubuzhi。bunengyinweiwoshuoburenshiren，nijiushibanzirangwotiaoba！”
yuansonglengxiaolesheng，fanwenleju：“zheimeshuo，laobanniangshirenshiwotongshide。”talianshangduizhexiaoyi，“neishuomingwomeizhaocuodian。”
laobanniangtiaotiaomei，dinanleju“tongshi”，zhuanshencuiculaobanjixuchaocaiqu。dengbeihouguochanshengzaiqi，laobanniangkanzheyuansongdelian，yandaihuyididaliangletayiquan，caiwen：“nigenwangqingshitongshi？”
“shide。”taxiaoyichengken，“jieshi”gengshideti，“wolaizheichucha，taxiangwotuijiannimendianni，shuozijihenxihuannijiadecai，youjiaxiangdeweidao，haishuogenniqingtongjiemei。”
laobanniangwenyanlenghenglesheng，zhuiwendao：“nigangcaishuodeneijia‘mi’dejiuba，”tayuqiyigaibiyi，“zenme，wangqinghaizaineijianzhi？”shuodeshiwenju，danyuqiqueshichenshude，sihududingwangqingzaijiubashangbanshizhengchangbuguodeshiqing。
yulemeitouyizhou，danzhongjiuyemeichusheng。
yuansongsongsongjian，“neishiwopengyoudedian，qingtamenchifanni。”
“那你挺小气的。”
“ei，dajieshizuoshengyide，ninyinggailijiede。”
laobanniangxiaole，tazuolexialai，zhilezhiduimiandeweizhi，shiyitamenliangrenyezuoxialai。tataochuxiangyan，dijitamen，jiantamenyizhiyaoshou，xiangxunzheshenmeqiguaiwanyisidejixiaodao：“lianggedananrenbuchouyan，xiqi。”
haimeidengtamenfawen，laobanniangwangzheyunwuliaoraodexukong，tudishuoleju：“wangqingsile，nizhidaoma？”tayanjingkanxiangyuansong，yepiedaoleyipangdeyule，suiwen，“nigentayeshitongshi？”
郁乐点了点头。
laobanniangyanshenhuisebumingdiqunxunleliangrenyiquan，nanleju：“shenbianyouzheimeyouzhidenanxing，yenanguaitayaoqiugao。”
“dangaoyouzenyang？haibushibeirenwansile。”laobanniangcuileyikou。
yuansongtanlesheng，biaoqingxianshicuoe，jiezhebeitong：“tazuijindoumeiqushangban，gongsipaiwomenlaikan，meixiangdaojingshizheiyangdexiaoxi。”
laobanniangjianyuansongzheiyang，manlianjiqiaodihenglesheng，yulebuleyi，xinjishuoleju：“wangqinglaogenwomenshuoninlaohaorenle，laobanniangninkanzheyidiandoubuxiang。”
“wopei——”duimianliangrenjiebeizheishengjiazhetuomoxingzidezhoumajingdeqishen，tuihouyibu，laobanniangjiezhema：“tajiushigehulijing，jiandaonanrenjiuzhan，nimenyebeitamizhuleba。”tonglijixiaoyiweimingxian。
zhoumashengguolebanhuicaitingzhu，laobanniangqingpaizijidexiongkou，kanyuansonggenyulelitayouyimiyuan，lahuangdelianpidalazhe，jinjiezhezhuanshen，han：“xiaowang。chulai。”
xiayimiao，yonglaichongdanggejuehouchugenqiantangdebulianbeiyizhiyouheideshouliaoqi，jinjiezhe，tamenjiukandaoyigeqingnianbiancashoubianzouchulai。
qingniandagaiyimiqigao，shencaiganshou，pifuyouhei，kandaoyulegenyuansongliangren，miantiandixiaolexia。laobanniangzhizheqingnian，“zheishixiaowang，womendiandebangchu，genwangqingzhutongdonglou。”
tasihubeichoukongleyangqiban，feizhongdeshentitanzaiyizishang，huanmandishuo：“nimenyouxiangwendejiuwenta。jingchatongzhi。”
yulechayitadeguanchali，laobanniangsihuyezhuyidaotadezhushi，wulidihuihuishou，jieshidao：“sheitamadehanrenrenren，jideshisirencanbaicanbaidezhaopian。”
yulekanxiangyuansong，yuansongwugudibaishousongjian。
wangtaizhanzaiyuandi，weiqunbeitazuanchuyigeyouyigeyouyinzi，taduosuozhezuiba，“liangweijingchatongzhi，wangqingdesigenwokemeiguanxi。wangqingzhishizhuzaiwoloushangeryi。”
huayinweijue，yipangdelaobanniangshishidihenglesheng，jiezhejiutingdaotashuo：“nibushixiangzhuirenjiama？”
“ni……”wangtaixueqishangyong，beilaobanniangyideng，shashituixiajianbang，biaoqingjiongpodichuzaiyuandi，buzhisuocuo。
yuansongzhilezhilaobanniangweizhi，suijiwozhewangtaidejianzouchufanguan。
yuleleran，zhongxinzuozailaobanniangduimian，taiduchengken，“laobanniangguixing？”
laobanniangxieyanniletayiyan，“jingchatongzhi，nizheijiashishiyaoshenxunma……”huayinweijuejiubeiyuledaduan，“zhishijuedeyizhi“dajie”huozhe“laobanniang”dechenghunin，youdianbuxiguan。”
“momingqimiao。”laobannianghuanlegezuozi，“xingzhao，danzimeng。”
yulediandiantou，“mengjie，ninshuowangtaixiangzhuiwangqing，shiyinweininxiangjiwangqingjieshaoduixiangma？”tadunlexia，gaikou：“yinweininzhidaowangtaixihuanwangqing，cengjingcuohegentamenliangren，danmeicheng。danshihou，ninhaishijixujiwangqingwuseren？duiba？”
zhaomengzuozhishen，banshanghoudianlediantou。