第三章:撩完就跑真刺激

yiriqingchen,chenzhongxiangche。

bansuizhetiandizhijiandiyilvriguangdesaluo,anjingdelingtianzongkaishijianjianrenaoqilai。

linmugangqilai,shenlegelanyao。

jinjiezhe,tabianzhuyidaolexitongxiaoxi。

“ding~zhimingdu+1。”

“ding~zhimingdu+3。”

“ding~beiyiwang,zhimingdu-1。”

linmulengleyixia,shuaileshuainaodai,shengpashizijimeishuixingkancuole。

“tamiaode,zheihaidaijiande?”

“sheijixingzheimecha,shuiyijuejiubawowangle?”

……

jintianjiushiwaimenkaohebaomingderizile。

xianqian,linmuhaijuedeweishenmeyaobaomingni?zheibushiduociyijuma?

dansuizhejiyimanmanqingxileyixie,linmuganjuezheibaominghenyoubiyao。

yinweiyixieshilichadedizi,genbenjiumeiyoushangchangdebiyao,shangquleyeshidiuren,yijiumianbulebeiquzhuchuzongmendemingyun。

xianqiandelinmuyeshizaizheixierendexinglielide,buguoxianzai,tayoushiliqudadafangfangbaomingle。

baomingchujiushelizaixiulianguangchangshang,cishiyijingjujilebushaoren。

zheixiulianguangchangzuotianhaimeiyouzheimedade,yuanlaishishushigeguangchangpincouzaiyiqi。

linmubujingantan,xiuxiandanengzhe,zhendeshipishanduanhai,wusuobuneng。

paizhezhangzhangdeduiwu,zailinmuqianmiande,zenmeshuoyeyousansibairen。

“baomingyizhengtiandoukeyi,zenmedoulaidezheimezao?”

linmuqidezheimezao,jiushiweilebuyongpaidui。

nanbuchengdajiadoushizheimexiangde?congmingfanbeicongmingwu?

erqie,henduobaowanmingderen,bushizhijielikai,ershizaifujinxianguang。

“paizhejiupaizheba。”linmusonglesongjian,zaihaodangdeduiwuzhongdizhetou,sikaozhezenyangcainengduotishengyidianzhimingdu。

linmuturanpailepaitaqianmianderen。“xiongdi,wojiaolinmu,nizhidaozenmechaduima?”

“ng?”neirenyilianyihuo,zheiwentizenmeguaiguaide?

“re,wojiniyanshiyixia。zoudaoyaochaduideweizhiqianmian,barentuikaiyidingjulizaijinqujiuhaole。ng,jiushizheigeyangzide。”

“woyugexiawuyuanwuchou,gexiaweiheyaowuruwo?”

neirenyijingannabuzhuxiangbalinmuzouyidundechongdong,danlinmudemudedadaole。

“ding~zhimingdu+2。”

linmuzashe,zheizhimingdu,rubufuchua!bugaodiandadongzuo,zhenjiuyaobianchengfudele。

turan,renqunzhongyourendahan:“biechaole,lailelaile!”

“啥?什么来了?”

“nibuzhidao?neinilaizheimezao?”

linmuyilianmeng,“wohaixiangwennimenni!”

“waiyuannvshensuqingwana!tajintianyeyaolaibaoming,zanmennengyidufangrongle。tingshuomeidebukefangwu,shiliyeqiangdelipu!jushuoshibainianlaitianfuzuigaode。”

“zhendejiade?”linmuyiqianshigezhengjingren,yudaoduohaokandenvhaizidoubuhuichantashenzi,chufeiren……rendezhu!

“来了来了!”

linmubuzhidaoshenmeshihouzhaodaoleyichugaotai,chaozhezhongrenmuguanghuijudedifangkanqu。

cishi,tadeqianyingzaoyishuranerzhi。taiyangqiahaozaicishiyueguoshantou,saxiadaodaoguanghui,bupianbuyidi,luozaitadelianshang。sisinuanyi,jiangtaneifangfochenjiwangusuiyuedebingleng,danqujifen。

“juranshigebingshanmeinv!”

danshikanyiyan,jiuyouyizhongwojianyouliandeganjue。

shijieyaozhixianxi,shencaiyehengood,rangrenkanlebumianfuxianglianpian。

linmuturanyougechongdongdexiangfa。

“weilezhimingdu,huochuqule!”

linmuqingleqingsangzi,tigaoyinliang。

“等等!咳咳。”

zheiyishengdahan,bujinxiyinlezhouweixuduodizidemuguang,liansuqingwanyechaozhezheilikanguolai。

buguo,tayijiujirenyizhongjurenyiqianlizhiwaideganjue。

“keke,《yeyoumancao》youyan,youmeiyiren,qingyangwanxi。qingwanshijie,mingziqudebucuo,shencaiyebucuo,zijixiangbanfazhuiwo。”

“?”

苏清婉一愣。

“duile,wojiaolinmu。”

chenzhezhongrenhaimeiyoufanyingguolai,suijibianliuzhidaji!

linmushunjianjuedechangshangqifenbudaduijing,youqishineiweisuqingwanshijie。jishigezheshumi,yijiujirenyizhong“hanbingyongbufuxiu”deganjue。

linmugangpaochuqushumiyuan,zhenggexiulianguangchangbianzhakaiguole!

“卧槽!”

“wocao!shenmewanyi!taganggangzaishuoshenme!”

“aaaa!zheixiaozi!wodenvshenna!”

suihou,xitongxiaoxizhale!yitiaojieyitiao,genbentingbuxialai。

“ding~zhimingdu+121。”

“ding~zhimingdu+59。”

“ding~zhimingdu+73。”

……

linmuzheiyipao,lianbaomingdouhaimeiyoubaoshang。

qichuanyuyudipaohuizhusuo,linmumanhuaiqidaididakaigerenxinxijiemian。

【姓名】:林木

【jingjie】:wuzhewuzhongtian15/25

【gongfa】:jiuzhangjingyun,panshiduantishu0/20

【知名度】:559

“haojiahuo,zhimingdugaoda559dian,erqiehaizaichixushangzhang!”

linmubujingantan,“guoranshifuguixianzhongqiua!”

youlezhimingdu,dangranshixiantishengyixiagongfa,bijingkongyouxiuweishiyuanyuanbugoude。zhandouqilai,gongfashifouxiuliandaojia,zheiyeshifeichangguanjiande。

buguo,sihuzhiyoutongguoxitonghuodedegongfacaikeyiyongzhimingdulaitigaoshuliandu。jiuzhangjingyunshiwaiyuandizibixiudegongfa,suiranzhiyoufanjieshangpin,danshishangxianjigao。

putongtianfuderenzhinengxiuliandaodiqizhang,shangdengtianfudefangnengdachudijiuzhang。erchuanwenzhong,jiuzhangjingyundejixianshishierzhang。

jiuzhangjingyundedijiuzhang,zaoyituolilefanjiegongfadecengmian,dadaolehuangjie,nenglingzhouzaofengyunbianse。

linmulianleyinianyekankanliandaodisanzhang。

xiangbizhixia,tongshiqidedizizaoyilianzhiwuzhangshenzhigenggao。zhinengshuolinmudetianfuqueshibuxing。

buguohaozaikeyiyongzhimingdulaixiuliangongfa。

yushi,linmubazhuyilifangzailetishengduantishushang。

linmudakaileduantishudejieshao。

duantishufenweilianggejingjie,“cuiti”he“fanci”。dangcuitidadaoxiantiansanzhongshicaikeyixiulianfanci。

“cuiti”jiweiduanti,nengzengjiazishenfangyu。

er“fanci”nengxujibufenshoudaodegongji,zaizhudongshifangchuqu。

yaoxiulian“fanci”jiuqimayaoba“cuiti”liandaosanzhong。

yushilinmupanzuoxialai,yongzhimingdujiang“cuiti”tishengzhisanzhong,ranhouyikouchixialecuitidan。

jinjiezhe,linmuganjuezijideshentixiangshiliehuoyibanhuore,toushangmaochuxuduodehanzhu。

yunxinglinglizoubianquanshen,linmudeshentibuduandiheisezazhipaichulai。

bangeshichenzhihou,linmushushufufudixilegezao。

kanzhedishangnei“pifusuipian”,haiyouzijixiangdoubuganxiangdejirou,linmudunshijuede,zheigongfaguoranshibujiandan。

zhuanyanshijianlaidaoxiawu,linmuzaicilaidaoxiulianguangchangqubaoming。

cishiderenyijingshaolexuduo。

“zheigelinmuzhenshizuigaiwansi,danganxieduwonvshen!”

“waiyuandabibierangwoyushang,buranwokendinghenhenzouyidunjinvshenchuqi!”

“sheishuobushini!danwoyetingpeifutade。renjiachushenghuangshidelijin,dishengxiaqi,suwanqinglianzhengyandoubuyuanyiqiaoyiyan。”

“woganjuehaishiliuxingyungongzihenvshenzuipeile,lianggedoushidingjitiancai。”

yiluzhezheyanyanlaidaobaomingchu,linmuzhongyusongleyikouqi。

“shixiong,wolaibaoming。”

“姓名?”

“ee,wojiaolinmu。”

yitingshilinmu,neirendeyanshendoubianle。

“liaowannvshenjiupao,wohaiyiweinixiaozibubile。”

neirendiguolaiyigelingpai,zuijiaoluchuyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong。“shixiongbangnianpaileyixia。”

“dishibazudi76hao?”linmumeitouyicu,buzhidaoshixionghululimaideshenmeyao,danzongyouyizhongbuxiangdeyugan。