第5章

wozoujinxiaojia,“huilaile,qunaerle?”xiaoyizuozaishafashang,chenshanlingweikai,xiuzhangdebojing,weikongqizhongzengtianleyifenyuse。

“xieyishangde,hubuguowen,wofuchushenti,nijiwoqian。”wokandaotashouzuanlezuan。

“jiangruoyun,nizhenjian!”

“多谢夸奖!”

xiaoyizhuazhulewodeshou,baworengzaichuangshang,ranhoufushanglewodeshenzi,fengkuangkenshizhe,wobuzhidaoshinajuhua**daoleta,tabiandeyichangkuangbao,meiyouleyiqiandewenrun。

diertianxinglai,wofaxianzijizaiyigedixiashili,shoujiaobeijinguzhu,shenshangduolebushaoshanghen。

wokanjianxiaoyinazhepibianzouxiangwo,“woshigaijiaonijiangruoyunni,haishichuxiaoxiao?”

wolengzhule,pibianluozailewoshenshang,“zhongwujialijucan,bierangrenkanchushenmeyiyang。”

yibianyouyibian,xiaoyizaiwoshenshangwuqingchoudazhe,sihaobuguanwodehoujiao,faneryuelaiyuexingfen。

“chuxiaoxiao,nibushitebiexiangzhidaowoshigeshenmeyangderenma?wogaosuni,zheijiushizhenzhengdewo!haiyouzaijiudianli,neigerenbingbushiwo,wozhishizaipangguaneryi。zhiyuneigeshipin,shiwoteyizhaorenbaneigenanrenhuanchenglewodelian。congniyijinruwodeshixian,wojiuaishangleni,nihuizaiwoshoushangchengweiyigezuiwanmeideyishupin,hahaha!”

wokanzhetazaifengkuangdeqiwu,woyongjinzuihouyisiliqichaotashuodao:“ni**!”

yigebianziyouluozailewoshenshang,taqiazhewobozi,shanlewojibazhang,bawoshanhunleguoqu。

zaicixinglai,yishizhongwu,xiaoyibayitaoyifurengjiwo,“chuanshangta,genwoqujianyeyenainai。”

wogenzaitahoumian,zouchudixiashideneiyike,woganshoudaolejiuweidexinxiankongqiheguangliang。

fanhou,xiaoyibingmeiyoubawodaihuidixiashi,tabawodaijinlefangjianli。

wodazhedanziwenta:“nibupajialirenzhidaoma?”

tabawocongchuangshangzhuaiqi,dizaiqiangbian,shouqiashanglewodebozi。

“bugaiwendewenti,zuihaobuyaowen。”

wojianjianshiqulehuxi,liangzhijiaohuluantizhe,tasongkailewo。

wodaozaidishang,dakoudakouhuxizhe。

wodiyiciganshoudaolezhixideziwei。

“chuxiaoxiao,zheishinizizhaode。”

xiaoyijiangwozhuaqi,zaiyicirengdaochuangshang,ganggangzaicanting,nikeshitingdaoleyeyenainaideyaoqiuni!

“tamenyaonijitamenshenggedapangxiaozini!hehehe!”

wotingzhetadexiaosheng,zhijuedewubicier!

wotingzhetadejiaobushengzhujianbiandan,paqilechuang,huanshanglechujiantashidesuihuaqun,zouchulexiaojia,lushangbushaorenduiwozhizhidiandian,xiaoyizaiwoshenshangliuxiadehenjichengletamenzhizhidiandianwobuzhilianchidezhengju。

woshoudaoleyitiaoxiaoxi,laiziyujiangruoyun。

“chuxiaoxiao,wohuirangnizhidao,qiangwonanrenhefangwogezidedaijia。”

wozouquyiyuankanmuqin,yougedaizheheisemojing,yongtoujindangzhulianderenzhuanglewo,wokanjianmuqindengzheyandingzhewo,nashouzhizhewodebizimadao:“chuxiaoxiao,wozenmeshenglenizheimege***!”

muqinzhizhewodebizimadao,yanleihuahuadewangxialiu,“nijingranqugouyinbierendenanpengyou!wolaochujiazenmejiushenglenizheimegebuzhilianchideniezhong!”

“ma,womeiyou!”woguixialaikuzhejieshidao,mamadeshouyiquanyiquandazaiwoshenshang。

“ni,ni,ni……”mayongshouzhizhewo,huxibiandekunnan。wolianmanganxialehujiaoqi。

“ma,nizenmele?ma,nibiehewo!”wodeyanleiluozaimashenshang,wokanzhemamabeihushituijinshoushushi,yanleizhibuzhudeliu。

yigexiaoshihou,muqinbeituilechulai,lianshangmengzhebaibu,woguixiajimuqinkelesangetou,ranhouqinshoujiangmuqintuijinletingshifang,yilushangleiliubuzhi。

woqinyankanzhemuqindeshitihuohua,xiongxiongliehuoranshaolewomuqindeshenti,tongyang,yejiangwodexinfenshaodaijin。

cihou,yilianjitian,wozaibinguanlibuchibuhe,xianggehuosirenhuozaizheigeshijieshang。