第6章猛拍马屁
nangongqianqianpinmingpaiouyangzaichuandemapi，xiwangpaidetakaixinlenengfangguota。
“shima？”ouyangzaichuanxiaoderenchuwuhai，shuochudehuaquebingliang：“henbuxing，nikancuole，woouyangzaichuanconglaibuhuibaijirenbangmang，wozhisuoyikenjiuni，jiushixiangyaodedaonidehuibao，yaobudangshijiubanituichuqule！”
nangongqianqiantingdexinjingroutiao，nulijichuyisixiaorongshuo：“hehehe，shuaigexihuankaiwanxiao，woyiyanjiukanchulaile，shuaigepingshiyidingtebieyoumo，hentaonvrendexihuan，suoyishuohuacaizheimefengquyoumo！”
zuilipaizhemapi，nangongqianqiandeshenziyizhixiangcongtahuailituichulai，danshilejicidoubuchenggong！
tayitui，tajiujiangtaloujinyidian，tazaitui，taloudegengjin，tayuetuifanerlitayuejin，xianzaitadeshentiyijinghetatiedemeiyouyidianfengxile！
nangongqianqianyishidaozheigenanrenduitazhendeyoubuliangqitu，jile，liangshoudizaiouyangzaichuandexiongtangshanghan：“wei，nifangkaiwo！”
“fangkaini？”ouyangzaichuanzhoumeikanzheta：“jiwoyigeliyou！”
“nannvshoushoubuqin！nibudongma？”nangongqianqianhoudao。
“e，yinweinannvshoushoubuqin，suoyiwojiuyaofangkaini？”
“shia！kuaifangkaiwo！”nangongqianqianbutingzhengzha。
“neiwomenshifuqidehua，wojiubuyongfangkainileba？”ouyangzaichuanbieyouyongyidishuo。
“sheigennishifuqi？nibiexiashuo！”nangongqianqiannudao。
“shima？”ouyangzaichuanbujinbumandixiaoxiao：“womingmingtingjianyourenjiao：‘wei！laogong！dengdengwo！’shuomingwojiushinilaogong，ernijiushiwodelaopo，duibudui？nandaowotingcuole？”
“nidangrantingcuole！”nangongqianqianlizhiqizhuangdishuo：“wohandeshi‘laoge，dengdengwo’，nalihandeshilaogong？wohenirendouburenshi，zenmekenengjiaonilaogong？duibushuxidenanren，wozhihuijiaolaoge！”
“e？nideyisishi，”ouyangzaichuanbujinbumandishuo：“nijiaodebushilaogong，ershilaoge，suoyinibushiwodelaopo，ershiwodelaomeishibushi？”
“benlaijiushi！”nangongqianqianangzhetoushuo：“kannizhangdexianghouziyiyangcongming，wohaiyiweiniduolihaini，meixiangdaobilaoxionghaiben，lianzheimejiandandewentidounongbumingbai！”
ouyangzaichuanyidianeryebushengqi，shuo：“meicuo，wohenben，suoyiwohaiyouyidianxiangbumingbai，congmingdemeinvnengbunengjiwojieda？”
“shenmebumingbai？kuaishuo！kuaishuo！”nangongqianqiancuicu，beizhei**louzaihuailishuohua，taquanshenbuzizai，xiwangtabayaoshuodeshuowanleganjinfangkaita。
“jiranwoshinidelaoge，nishiwodelaomei，neiniweishenmebaozhunidelaogekuangwen！”
nangongqianqianyusaile，zhabazheyanjinghuidabushanglai。
ouyangzaichuanshuo：“huozhe，niyoulianxiongqingjie？xihuanwanjinjilian？”
“qunide！nicaiyoulianxiongqingjie，nicaixihuanwanjinjilian！”nangongqianqiannaonudimadao。
ouyangzaichuanshouqixiaorong，yilianyansudishuo：“wobuguannibawodangchengshenmeren，shinilaogongyehao，shininanrenyehao，shinilaogeyehao，fanzhengnidonglewodezuichun！shuoshuoba，nidasuanzenmeban？”
“zheigehenhaoban，”nangongqianqianmanbuzaihudituituitashuo：“nixianfangkaiwozaishuo。”