第1章 卸磨杀驴

“ai,biedale,biedale!”mouguojijiudiandebaoxiangli,yigenvrenduozaizhuozidixiabuganchulai,tayizhelingluan,yitouzhangfayebianchengleniaowo。

“shuo,sheipainilaide,jingranganjiaoyedefanju!”

yigeshencaizhongdeng,shenchuanhuasexizhuangdenanrenshoulilinzhejiuping,nuqichongchongdezhizhezhuozidixialangbeizhijidejiangliusunushengkaikou。

jiangliusudingzhenanrenshoulidejiahuoyouxiehaipa,zhendanxinzheiyadehuibajiupingzilunzaizijidenaodaishang。

taxianglimiansuolesuoshenzimianqiangxiaolexiao:“kenengshigewuhui,wuhui!”

jiangliusuyumenjile,jintianshizenmehuishi,bushishuohaoleyishuaibeizijiuyourenjieyingzijima,taxianzaidoubeizouchengzheifudexingle,renni!

“wuhui?laozidenvpengyoudourangninongchuile,laozikeshizhuiletabannian,haoburongyidayinghewochifan,nijingrandangzhetademianjiwomohei,jintianlaozinongsiniyejiebulewoxintouzhihen!”

jiangliusutingleyouxiemengquan,neigenvrenshitadenvpengyou,bushitanhezuodekehuma?zheishizenmehuishi?

jiuzaijiangliusuzoushendeshihou,nanrendeshouhuranshendaolezhuozidixia,yibazhuazhujiangliusudetoufa,yingshengshengbarencongzhuozidixiajiulechulai。

jiangliusuganjuezijidetoupidoubeichexialaide,tengdeziyaliezui,tabudebushuncongnanrenshoushangdelidaocongzhuozidixiapachulai:“dage,dage,youhuahaohaoshuo,biedongshou,zenmeshuowoyeshigenvhaizi。”

nanrenjiangjiangliusulinchulaizhihouzhijiebarendiujinleshafali,takanzhejiangliusuyiliandequebanxianqidemeitoujinzhou:“nvrenyouzenmeyang,kankannizheifudexing,exinsiwoledou!”

jiangliusushichou,lianshanghoudeyaomingdefendoukeyiguaxialaihemianle,hongchunjiuxiangchilerenrouyiyangdexuependakou,tazheigeyangzizenmehuiyourenxinteng。

jiangliusuyifukelianxixideyangzikanzhenanren:“dage,renjiacaishiba,qiuqiuni,fangguowoba。”

tazhishigerouruodenvhaizi,genbendabuguozheigenanren,suoyizhinengqiuraole。

buguojintiandeshitaiqiguai,ganjuenalihaoxiangchulechazi。

jiangliusukeliandemoyangzainanrenyanliquechenglefanjian,tataishoujiujiletayigebazhang:“shuo,nidaodiweishenmehuaiwodehaoshi!”

jiangliusuwuzhe**ladecelianyouxieweinan,tayebuzhidaoshiqingzenmefazhanchengzheiyangzi,taxinlidekuxiangsheishuoqu?

jianjiangliusubuzhao,nanrenyanlishanguoyimoyinhen:“bushuoshiba,hao,nibushuowoshibiantaikuangma,wojintianjiubiantaijinikankan!”

shuozhe,nanrentaishoujiushenxianglejiangliusudexiongqian,jiangliusuhaipajile,congbaolimochulaidefanglangjihenhendipenzailenanrendeyanjingshang。

“a……haoteng,**deduiwozuoleshenme!”huranzhijianyanjinghuoshaoyibandeteng,nanrenshizairenbuzhudiezuozaidishangdagun。

jiangliusuhaipadehoutuiyibu,tadanxinnanrenzaibaofuta,xiangdoumeixiang,zhijiebatuijiupao。

zhangshijituan,jiangliusucongchuzucheshangxialai,huojihuoliaodejiuchongjinlegongsidinglou。

jintiandeweiqubunengbaishou,tadaoshiyaowenwenneigenanrendaodishihejuxin,yidingyaojizijitaogeshuofa!

henkuai,zongcaibandemenbeitayijiaochuaikai,ruyandejiushinanrenyiliananrandezuozailaobanyishangshangbangongdeqingjing。

“你怎么来了。”

nanrenyishenheisegaodangxizhuang,wuguanyingjunfeichang,lengchunjinmin,yishuangshensuideyanjingyouruqiannianshentan,bolanbujing。

“nizenmelaile。”zhanghanlundeyuqizhongdaizheyiwen。

kanzhezhanghanlunbujiedeyangzi,jiangliusuxinlilengheng,zhuang,zhenhuizhuang!

tayaoleyaochun,kuaibuzoulejinlai,qidejiangshoushangdebaobaohenhendishuaizailenanrendebijibengenqian:“nishuowozenmelaile,nijieyingwoderenni,renni!”

jiangliusuqidexinganfeidouteng,zheiyinianli,taweilezheigenanrenbanleduoshaoshi。

tashizhangshidezongcai,henduoshiqingbubianchumian,weilegongsi,neixiexiasanlandeshiqingdoushitajiangliusuyigerenbaipingde。

shouduanshiyouxiexiasanlan,danshijiangliusuyeshiyouyuanzede,tasuanjideneixierendoushixiezuoeduoduandeyiguanqinshou,suishuomeicijiangliusuwanchengyicirenwuzhanghanlundouhuijitabushaoticheng,danzheimezhangshijian,tadoushiyongmingzaifendou。

xianzaidaohao,gongsihuifuzhenggui,zheijiahuojiuxiangjiezhebierendeshouxiemoshalvle,xiangdemei!

kanzheyishenlangbei,huomaosanzhangdejiangliusu,nanrenmeitouweizhoushengyindichenhunhou:“wenroumoshi。”

zheinvrendekuangzaomoshitahenbuxihuan,meidameixiaode,zhenshiqian**le。

jiangliusubugunanrenyinchendelianse,padeyipaizhuozi:“shuo,wonalidezuinile,niyaoshibuyongwolenizhishuo,wozoujiushile,nizhiyuzuodezheimejuema!”

yueshuoxinliyuelaiqi,guoranzheinanrenmeiyigehaodongxi,biekantarenmogouyangde。

mianduijiangliusudasangmendenuhou,nanrenqiangrenzhexinzhongdenuyi,talenghengyishengtaishousonglesonglingdai,shengyinbinglengjifen:“zaishuoyibian,wenroumoshi。”

什么模式个屁!

jiangliusuyibaheshangnanrendediannao,kanzhetaneizhangjunmeizhijidelianyiziyijudekaikou:“wogaosuni,woshiren,bushijiqiren,wohuiliuxue,huinanguo!”

jiangliusushuozhe,xinliyuelaiyueku,meirenshizhanghanlunqian,tazhishiyigeyanyuan,tashoubuleyulequandeqianguize,guangzheshenzijiucongjiudianlipaolechulai。

shizhanghanlunjiletazunzhong,jitapishangleyijianxizhuang,rangtamianshoufeiyi,taganen,suoyixinganqingyuandebanyanyigejiqiren,renyoutaliyong,bainong,tadeshijielidoushitadexinuaile。

keshitadexinkuhefuchuzaizhanghanlunyanlibuguojiushilisuoyingdang,tashineigegaogaozaishangdewangzi,tajiushitadenupu。

zheisannian,tajiangliusushouleduoshaoweiqu,taweilewanchengjiaodaiderenwu,baitiandoushiqiangyanhuanxiao,yeliyigerenduozaiheiandejiaoluoduzi**shangba。

tazhanghanlunyoubushitababa,tahedehenengrangzijifuchuyiqie?

“所以呢?”

kanzhemianqianzhangyawuzhuadejiangliusu,zhanghanlunlianseyinchendelihai,zheinvrenzhenshiyuelaiyuechangkuangle,yidingshitataizongrongtale。

jiangliusuxinlizaojiubiezheyikouqi,zaicikezhongyubaofa:“suoyi,nibuyinggaishuawo!nirangwoqujiaochenzongdefanju,woqule,hezuochuile,niderenweishenmemeiyoujieyingwo!”