第5章 老子的人生只有丧偶,没有离婚

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kengmengguaipian,qiangquhaoduo,liumangwulai,dipieba……

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tatemexubushangdiergenxian,shiyouduojiaojisilv,caiyongzheizhongshouduanlaipianqutazheigechunbaimeishaonv!

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jiusuanmashanglihun,tayehenjiaolv,haohaoyigehuanghuameishaonv,zhuanyanbianerhun,temede,taxiangbaofushehui。

xiaoyequeshilaoshenzaizai,shengxianhuaneryoudan,“cuojiucuo,meibanfagenggai。”

“为什么?”

“laoziderenshengzhiyousangou,meiyoulihun。”

ca,oulanzhenxiangyaosita。

……

zigujiuyouyuyun:qiongbuyufudou。

为何?

因为斗不过啊。

yigepinminqulizhangdadeshijiusuishaonv,ruhedoudeguoquanshitaotiandediguoshoufu,oushaonvzhuanyanbianchengou**,fankangwuxiao。

huijiadelushang,oulanjianzhiyaosuileyikoudexiaobaiya。

战家人果然不靠谱!

zheigebian【tai】xiao,juranweilepianyigenvhaizijiajita,buxidongyongguanxi,rangminzhengjuzaijiejiarishenyejitakailvdeng,haixiaozhangdigaoleyiciquanchengtingdianbanxiaoshi。

ca,weifuburen,eba!

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oulanlenglengyixiao,jiangjiehunzhengdijileouchenghai。

zixikanleyibianyouyibian,ouchenghaijihuyaoshihuale,“lanlan,nizheijiuchengle……shoufufurenle?wojiushishoufudarende……laozhangrenle?”

oulanwulidifanlegebaiyan,tuozhepibeideshentixiangzijidefangjianzouqu,“woyaoqusiyihui,xiaoshizhaohun,dashiwafen,ruoshibuxiaoxinouyu,chunshuzhashi,mojinghuangafuqindaren。”

kanzhenverdebeiying,ouchenghaimangrandicuolecuolian。

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