第4章 歪瓜裂枣也配上我车?

yetingxiushuangmuchenchenchaozhezhouweiyisao。

ranhoukanxiangjianxi,zuochuleyigeyouyade‘qing’dedongzuo。

zheikebasuoyourendoujingdaile!yebaokuozairenqunlidejianling!

jianlingzenmedouxiangbutong,yetingxiuzenmehuirangjianxishangtadeche?

nandaoshiyinweijintianzaoshangdexinshengzhici,rangyetingxiuduijianxixinlishengchulehaogan?

yankanzheyetingxiuyeyaozuoshangqule,jianlingganjintuikailerenqun:“dajiarangrang!jiejie,jianxishiwojiejie!”

jianlingchenggongdijilejinlai,tongshi,taganjuedaoyetingxiudemuguangluozailetadeshenshang。

jianlingjidonghuaile,ruguotakeyichenzhezheigejihuidashangyetingxiudehua……neijianjiadeshenjiabuzhidaodefanduoshaobei!

talilelizijidetoufazouxiangleyetingxiu:“yetingxiu,woshijianxidemeimeijianling,wo……woyeyaohuijia,wokeyizuonidechema?”

yetingxiuyishouchengzhechemen,yibianlanlantiaoletiaomei。

“woyetingxiudeche,kanshangqushishenmewaigualiezaodoukeyizuodema?”

shuowanzheijuhua,yetingxiuzhijieshangleche,ranhouguanshangchemen:“lizhou,kaiche。”

heisedeyeshouchehenkuaiyangzhangerqu。

xianchangdunshibaofachuyizhenbaoxiao:“hahahaha,xiaosiwole,yeshaoshizaishuozheigexiaomeinvchouni!”

“shenmexiaomeinv,jiumeijianguorucibuyaoliandehoulianpizhiren!”

“taigaoxiaole!hahahahahaha!”

jianlingqidehenhenduoleduojiao,wangzheyeshoujiaochedemuguang,buganjile。

……

同时,车上。

yetingxiulenglenghengleyisheng:“woderen,yeshitamenkeyisuibianqifude?”

jianxigenleyetingxiuzheimeduonian,zhidaotashengqile。

talikexiaoxinyiyiwendao:“aye,luntandeshi,nizhidaole?”

“嗯哼,当然!”

“luntandeshiqingwozijihuichuli,ayenijiubiecaoxinle。”

“caoxin?”yetingxiupiantouchaozhejianxikanlai,taishouliaoqitadexiaba,“zenme,dudaxuele,chibangyingle,juede**xinnile?”

“e……meiyou。”jianximolemobijian,“zheibushijuede,zheidianxiaoshi,wozijijiukeyichulihaoma?zongbunengshenmedourangayenibangwogaodingba,zheiyang,wohuishaolehenduolequ……”

jianxibenlaiyiweizheiyangshuo,yetingxiujiuhuigaoxingle,meixiangdaotadebiaoqinggenglengle。

“henduolequ?xixihaixiangyaoduoshaolequ?youwozheiyigelequnandaobugou?”

“……”

jianxishenduhuaiyiyetingxiujintiannaozibutaiduijing,danshitabuganshuo……

jianxiheyetingxiudewancanshizaijingdoudidoudashadingloudejiudianchide,yetingxiuzhijiebadingloubabaolechang,suoyoufuwuyuandouweiliangrenfuwu。

wancanjieshu,jianxihuidaoyejiabieyuandediyijianshijiushidakaidiannao。

jingdoudaxueluntanli,youguanyutadewenzhangyoujinxinglegengxin。

zheiyici,fangchulebibaitiangengyoushizhixingzhengjudesanzhangzhaopian。

yizhangzhaopianshijianxibeibangzaicheli,kanshangqukelianbabade,yizhangzhaopianshijianxibeirendaizou,beijingjiushishanqu,haiyouyizhangzhaopianjiushijianxishoulibaozhegexiaohaidezhaopian。

kandaozheijizhangzhaopian,jianxibuyoudelengxiaoleyisheng,ranhoushouzhizaijianpanshangkuaisudianji,wanruotiaowudejinglingyiban。

budaowufenzhong,tajiudedaolezijixiangyaodejieguo。

“ze,jianling,nihaizhendeshimeiyourangwoshiwanga……”

wunianle,tacengjingzaoguodezui,mamacengjingzaoguodezui,yeshishihousuanyisuanle!

buguodangran,jinwanhaikeyirangjianlingdeseyiwan。

jianxiyexiangdemeicuo,jianlingdequehendeyi。

takanzhezijiyongxiaohaofabudezhaopian,gaoxingdikanzhelinpiao:“ma,zheixiajianxishichediwanleba?”

“neibixudea,sheirangzheigejianxifeiyaochuxianzaiwomenmianqian,haohaozaishanqulixiangfujiaozibuhaoma?”linpiaodeyidixiaozhe,“dangchu,taneigesimadoubuguowo,xianzai,tayebiexiangdoudeguowojiaguinv!”

jianxizhengdasuanguanshangdiannaoquxizao,weixinxiaoxijiufengkuangshanshuoleqilai。

jieli:“jx!kuai!zangonghuibeirentule!shishengshigonghuideren!”

这可就不能忍了。

jianxiliangnianqianrukengwanleyigejiaozuoyanuodewangyouyouxi,genwangshangdejigepengyouyiqizujianlehuangzugonghui,xianzaitayijingliandaomanji,buzenmeshuaguaishengjile,keshigonghuirichangweihuhaishixuyaode。

genghekuang,zuowei11haofuwuqudedingjigonghui,tazenmenengrenshouzijidegonghuibeirentu?

盛世公会?嚣张!

jianxidaishangerji:“jiulai。”

很快,登录上号。

“坐标发我。”

dengfuhuizhangjielifasonglezuobiaozhihou,jianxizhijiezudui,ranhoufalegeduiyouchuansong,jiulaidaolemubiaodidian。

mubiaodidianzai90jiyishangcaikeyijinrudexuedibingchuan,suirantamenjuntuandejigeyuanlaodoushimanjizhuangtaibuxuyaozuorenwu,keshixianxiadeshihou,haishihuidaididuanweideduiyuanshuaguaide。

bangexiaoshiqian,tamenhuangzugonghuiderenshuachulechuanshuojibiedeshiqianguaishou,zheizhongguaishoushuachulaidejilvhaibudaobaifenzhi1,yidanshuachulai,baochulaidezhuangbeineikeshixiangdangkeguande。

jieguojiuzaitamenjijiangjibaishiqianjushoudeshihou,shengshigonghuiderenlaile,shaletamenderen,qiangletamendeguai!

zheilikejiuyinqileshuangfanggonghuidedazhan,benlaishuangfangshilixiangchayebuduo,huangzubuzhiyuzheimeluoyuxiafeng,pianpianshengshigonghuidehuizhangshengjintianyezai。

zaiyanuoyigongyouqiangxieshi、fashi、quanshi、sheshou、zhiliaoshiwugezhiye,zheiweisheng,naishiquanfuquanshideno.1.

younengdayounengkang,ranghuangzuxiangdangnanshou,zheicaihuibeitusha。

kandaojianxideyouxirenwujxlai,huangzuzhongrenneishiyipianhuanhu!

“会长来了!”

“huizhang,bangwomenbaochou!”

fujin,shengshigonghuiderenzeshifengkuangchaofeng。

“ze,jx,wozhidao,bujiushiyixiaoxiaodezhiliaoshima?zhiliaoshinipaixingquanfudiyi,yougepyong!”

“jiushi,zhiliaoshidajia,suanleba!”

jianxihuifushengshigonghuiderenzhiyouyigezi。

“上。”

henkuai,shengshigonghuiderenjiuganshoudaolezheiweiquanfudiyizhiliaoshidekongbu。

zheiweiqizhishiyigeputongdezhiliaoshia,tayagenjiushiyigewuxianwaijiabaolinaima!

wuxianweizijiarennaiyejiusuanle,jingranhaibaolideyibi!jiulianshengqinzidairenshangquzouta,doubeitazoudedaodibuqi!

这还有打?

shenglinfenglengzheyanwanghouzuoyikao,tongshishouzaijianpanshangkuaisudazi。

“JX,我服。”

guaibudejxbuzaiyanuodajiahenduonian,keshiyanuoqueyizhiyouzheguanyujxdechuanshuo。

shenglinfenggankaidetongshi,yeyouxieyihan,zijirufuwan,buran,huoxuhaiyoujihuihetahaohaodada。

shenglinfengyibianxiangzhe,yibianjijianxifasongleyige‘haoyoushenqing’guoqu。