第5章 外星人入侵?离谱的媒体!

tingdaoshuxidezhongwenqiangdiao,fuwushenglikeyingleshanglai。

kedangtatingqingzheihuadeyisizhihou,dunshidaliangqilaimianqian,zheirenyanzhongtouzheyisihuaiyi。

“niyaozheimeduomanhanquanxizuoshenme?”

“nizhidaozheiduoshaoqianma?kaikoujiushuoyaoding,wanyiwomenzuole,nibujiqianzenmeban?”

yanyuzhongdehuaiyisihaomeiyouyanshi。

tingdaozheihua,linmuweiweitiaomei。

tazhijiebaneigezhuangzheqiandedaiziwangzhuoshangyifang。

dongdeyisheng,zhongrentingzhechenmendeshengxiang,buyoudedouleyidou。

suihou,zhijiantaliluodijiangzhelalianyiche!

liangrentantouyikan,zhijianlimianmanmandedoushikundezhengzhengqiqidemeidao!

erneilinmujiuzhishisuishouzhualejikunchulai,wangzhuoshangyifang,“xianzainigaosuwo,nengbunengzuo?”

tingdaotazheimeshuo,lianggefuwuyuandunshidengyuanleyan!

meixiangdaoyanqiandecirenkanzhezheimedidiaoputong,yichushoujingranzheimedafang!

liangrendunshibianletaidu,“zheiweikerenqingninxiandengdeng,zheidanzitaida,womendezhaolaobanguolaizaizuojueding!”

林牧微微点了点头。

“别让我等太久。”

lianggefuwushengnaligandaiman,lianmangpaojinwuneibalaobanjiaolechulai。

laobancishigengshimanlianreqing。

“dangranmeiwenti,kerenninxiangyaoduoshaowomendounengzuo。”

“danshininkenengdedengyideng,jintianxiadingdan,mingtianwomendechushizuowan,zaitongzhininlainadongxi。”

linmudiandiantou,badaizilideqianliuxiayiban。

“这个是定金。”

说完,转身走了。

liuxialaideneiyiluomeidao,zhirangzhongrenkandeyanjingfaliang。

tamenxinzhongjingyayouhaoqi。

“meixiangdaozheiweixianshengjingranzhendenadechuneimeduoqian……buguotayaoneimeduomanhanquanxizuoshenme?”

老板瞪他一眼。

“shaozaizheilifeihua,ganjinbagebijijiachushiqinglai,rangtamenbangmangzuocai!”

这个指标可不低!

jintianzheiyidan,doudideshangtamenyiniandeyingshoule!

这让他怎么不激动?

xiaoxifangchuhou,yizhenggetangrenjiedianpuzaijintiantongtongbimen,kaishirehuochaotiandezuoqilecai!

tamencaicelinmuyaozheimeduodedongxi,kendingshizhunbeisheyanzhaodaikeren。

meixiangdaodiertianyuedingdeshijianyidao,jingranhaishizhiyoulinmuyigerenfuyue!

“dongxizuohaole?neinimenxianchuquba。”

tabashengxiadedingjinyifu,zhongrennazheqianyeshimobuzhetounao。

danshilinmuzaineiyanhuidatingzouleyiquan,zaichulaideshihou,limiandesuoyoudongxizaojiudoukongle!

zhuozishangganganjingjing,shenmefotiaoqiang,mayishangshu……zaojiubujianzongying!

lianchidedaipan,jingranyiluxiaoshile!

“si……zhenshixiemenle!”

“zheimeyihuidegongfu,tanengbadongxiquandoutunjinduzilibucheng?”

“wokandaohoutouyougelajiche,tabuhuishiyouqianmeidishao,badongxiquandaoleba?”

“buxiang,si,gaodeshenshenmimide,buzhidaozuoshenme,pashifengziyige!”

nalezheibiqianhouniqunren,yiqunrenmanxinchangxiangzheweilai。

erduiyujijiangdaolaideweiji,tamenhunranbujue。

“di!dangqianchuwukongjianyizhuangman!”

“chuwukongjianshengji:yiwanlifangmi!”

“teshujiangli:yicibu**wuzishunjianzhuanyigongneng!”

zaizheigejianglichuxiandeshunjian,linmuxinzhongyitiao,dunshikuangxibuyi。

tazheiliangtianfeixinfeili,guoranxitongjili!

jiranxianzaidouyijingyouleyiwanlifangmikongjian,zheikuochongchulaideshibeikongjian,buhaohaoliyongqilai,shizaishiyouxieshuobuguoqule。

tazheimexiangzhe,ziranjiudingshanglewoermadecangku。

cishiwoermahaiyourenzhengzaichaoshilimianxianguang,yourenshibushiqucangkuliyunsonghuowu。

jiuzaitamenjinqudeyishunjian,quejianbenlaiyinggaigaogaoduiqidechanpin,zheiyikequebujianzongyingle!

yuangonglengleyixia,sihushimeixiangdaozheiyangdefazhan。

henkuai,cangkudeguanliyuanjiaorenzhuishanglaile,kouzhongmamalielie。

“他娘的,见鬼!”

tamenfangzaicangkulidedongxibujianjiusuanle,xianzaiyanpizidixiadedongxi,yenengzheiyang?

这不科学!

zongbuyizaitingdaozheibianchushidexiaoxi,zhongyuyehaoguanglesuoyourennaixin。

tamenyizhisusong,basuoyoufuzekanguancangkudeguanli,tongtongdougaoleshangqu!

这群蠢货!

shizaishirangtamenshiwangtouding!

zhibaobuzhuhuo,tamenzheijianshiqinghenkuaijiubeixiujueminruideyingjiangguomeitifaxianle!

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dangtianjizhemenjiuzhijiekangzhejianongpao,bawoermacangkuwaimianduleyigeshuixiebutong!

tamendiaoguojiankongzhihou,faxianzheifujinjiankonglinengkanjiandeche,doumeiyouyiliangshiyoujihuiyunshucangkuhuowude!

qinglaicichuchaandezhentanmenjiaotoulane。

jizhemendeshexiangtoubazheiyimupaixialai,kaishizaibaozhishangyangyangsasabianpaixinwen,gezhongluanqibazaodedongximantianluanfei!

“woermacangkuyiyezhijianjingranbeirenbankong,qingwenzheidaodishidaodelunsanghaishirenxingdeniuqu!”

“tingshuofashengzheiyiqieshiyinweishenmingjijiangjianglin!shishangtianjianglinjiwomendetianfa!yidingyaoxiangxinshenlingdehua!”

zaizheixiexiaoxichulaizhihou,zhongrenyuefahuangkongleqilai。

shiqingruguobujiejue,woermadeyuangongkongpayaobeijitichaoyouyu!

meitiyizaibaodao,yequanshiduizheijianshiqingdejingtan。

“woermacangkuyiyezhijianquanbushiqie,jushuodaoqiezhezuodefeichangjinshen,yidianhenjidoumeiyouliuxia。”

“jingrannengshenbuzhiguibujuedezuodaozheizhongdibu!

“yourenhuaiyi,zheiqizhongyouwaixingrencongzhongzuogeng,buzhidaodadangnizenmekan!”

……

linmuzuozaishafaqianmian,baiwuliaolaideanzhedianshiyaokongqi,tazaoyijingbuzhuzhiqiandechuzuwule。

qianzaicishilinmudeyanli,yijingzhishishuzile.

tazhijiezaifujindinglewuxingjiudian,meitiandouzhuzongtongtaofang!

chulemeitiandingdiansongshiwudefuwushengzhiwai,buhuiyourenherendaraota。

taxianlaiwushi,jiukanmeitifabudegezhongxinwen。

niutoubuduimazui,luanqibazaoyidaduixiaoxi,rangguanzhongmenkandechaofengqilai。

zheiqunrenhaizhenshihuicai,lianzheizhongsuoweierweikongjiandoucaichulaile。

shenzhiyeyourenkaishihuaiyi,tamenshibushizhendedezuileshenmewaixingren!

yinweizheijianshiqingnaodetaidale,yourenshenzhizaiwangshangxielehenduoyoubiziyouliandexiaozuowen。

zheiyixia,jingranhaiyoubushaorenxinle!

zheiduanshijian,yeshinongderenxinhuanghuang。

zenmehuiyoudongxipingkongxiaoshini!

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