末日?牛马社畜根本不在怕的!第1章

buyuzaiditiechexiangdejiaoluolisuolesuoshenzi,shituduobikaipangbiannanrenshouzhoudejiyaheneichuanlaidezhenzhenhuchou。

zaogaofengdeditiexiangshadingyuguantou,meigerendoubeipoqinmijiechu,queyoumoqidibaochizhejingshenshangdejuli。shoujizhendongqilai,pingmushang"mama"lianggezirangtaxiayishitanlekouqi,bennengdi,tabuxiangjiezheigedianhua,danjingyangaosuta,ruoshibujie,suizhierlaidejianghuishiduominglianhuancall。

tabashenzijinjindiquansuozaijiaoluoli,fangfozheiyangjiunengrangzijibiandegengxiao、gengbuyinrenzhumu。shenhuxilejici,tacaishenchushou,qingqinghuakaishoujipingmu。

dianhuajietongdeshunjian,tadexintiaobuyouzizhudijiakuailejifen。

“喂,妈。”

“xiaoyua,shangbanlema?”muqindeshengyincongdianhuaneitouchuanlai,tingqilaixinqinghaibucuo。

“ng,shangbanni。”tajiandandihuidadao,xinliqueyinzheneiqinqiedeyuqiyouxietantebuan,buzhidaoshibushiyouyaorangtaquxiangqin。

guoran,muqindexiayijuhuajiurutasuoyuliaodeneiyang:“zuotianwangayihenishuodeneigenanhaizinikaolvdezenmeyangla?”

“ma,wo……wohaimeixianghaoni。”tayouyuleyixia,zuizhonghaishijuedingshihuashishuo。

“nidouzheimedale,yegaijiarenle,zaishuole,nibujiaren,nidizenmequxifua。”muqindeyuqiyouxiezheji,“makanzhezheigenanhaizitinghaode,sishijisuiyebuda,gongwuyuan,haiyoucheyoufangde,nidaodizaitiaoshenme?wokannizheizhouyuegeshijianjiangemian?”

"ma,zhoumowoyaojiaban,zheishihuitouzaishuo。"buyuyadishengyin,yanjingquedingzhechexiangdingbubuduantiaodongdezhandianzhishideng,qipanzhenengzaodiandaozhan。

“youjiaban!youshijiaban!meiciyishuonijiuyaojiaban!nidouyijingershijiusuile!renjialaolizaojiubaoshangsunzile!woni?”dianhuaneitoudenvrenshengyinzhujiangaokang,qingxuyufajidong,“nizhibuzhidaowozaibeihoubeirenzhizhidiandian?yiwokan,nizheifengongzuojizhengbudaoduoshaoqian,haitiantianmangdegengouyangde,nijiubenbenfenfenzhaogetiaojianhaodenanrenjiale,anxinzaijiali……”buyuzhouzhemeitou,momojiangshoujinayuanleyixie。

"wei?wei?manishuoshenme?wotingbuqing,ditieshangxinhaobuhao,woxianguale。"buyumeizaiyouyu,guoduananxiahongseanniu,bamuqindeyinyangguaiqiqiaduanzaidianboli。

tahuanhuanditaiqishou,qingqingdirouzhetaiyangxue,fangfozheiyangkeyihuanjiejieledianhuahouneibuduanxilaidetoutong。tademuguangyemanmandixiangshangyidong,zuizhongluozaileditiechuanghuliyingzhaochulaideneigerenyingshang。

neishiyigemianrongqiaocuidenvzi,heikuangyanjinghoudeshuangyanbumanlexuesi,kanshangqupibeibukan。tadeyanjingxiafang,haiyouzhemingxiandeqingheiseheiyanquan,zheishizhangshijianaoyeheshuimianbuzudexunzhang,tazheiyangxiangzhe,duizhejingzibaileyigenankandexiaolian。

“chousile。”tanannandao,haishidaqijingshen,qingshengjizijidaqi:“jiayou!buxiaoyu!jintianyeshizuoniumadeyitian!”

tuozhepibeideshentizouchuditiezhan,ciyandeyangguangrangtabuyoudimiqiyan。

motiandaloubolimuqiangfanshezhelengguang,xizhuanggelvdebailingmenxianggongyiyiyangyongrugegexiezilou。buyudiaozhengleyixiabeibaojiandai,jiaruzheizhimamudeduiwu。

"buyu!nideshichangfenxibaogaoxiedeshenmewanyier?kehuyaodeshizhiguanshuju,zhiguan!nidongbudongshenmeshizhiguan!"xiangmujinglibayidiewenjianshuaizaitazhuoshang,yindezhouweitongshicemu。"zhongzuo,zhongwuqianjiwo。"

"keshiwangzong,ninzuotianshuozhongdianshiyaoxiangxi..."

"woshuodeshiyouyaoxiangxiyouyaozhiguan!zheidoubumingbai?"wangzongfeipangdeshouzhiqiaodazhetadexianshiqi,"gongsibuyangfeiwu,jiunizheizhongdalingweihunnvqingnian,zhenbuzhidaohrweishenmebanizhaojinlai。"

buyuwojinquantou,zhijiaxianruzhangxin。taditouyinglesheng"haode",dengwangzongniuzhefeishuode**likaihou,caiduizhediannaowushengdimalejuzanghua。

"yoyoyo,youbeimale?bushimingpaidaxuebiyedegaocaishengma,zezeze~"gebigongweidezhoumingzhuanzhebi,zuijiaoguazhexingzailehuodexiao,yinyangguaiqide"tingshuogongsizheijiduyaocaiyuane,mouxierendeweizhiweixiange。"

buyuyagenmeilita,zhouminglaoyinyangrenle,tatoudoumeitai,baquanbujinglitourudaozhongzuobaogaozhong,jianpanzaitazhixiafachujicudeqiaojisheng。

dangtadingdechiwufandenaozhongdisancixiangqishi,neiqingcuide**zhongyuchuantouletadesixu,jiangtacongmangliudegongzuozhonglahuixianshi。tahuanhuanditaiqitou,guolehaoyihuier,tacairumengchuxingbandizhanqishenlai,shentiyinweizhangshijiandejiuzuoerxiandeyouxiejiangying。

tamaizhechenzhongdejiaobu,xiangyigebeichouzoulelinghundequqiaoyiyang,huanhuandizouxiangxiuxishi。

tatuikaixiuxishimendeshunjian,yigukafeidexiangqipubierlai,zheirangtayuanbenhundundedanaoshaoweiqingxingleyixie。gongsibaoanlaoniuzhengheqiantaizouyueyukuaidiliaozhetian,liangrenbushifachuzhenzhenxiaosheng。

jiaoluoli,itbudenaoyuzhengzhuanzhudibainongzhetadebijibendiannao,shouzhizaijianpanshangfeikuaidiqiaojizhe,shixishengchenhaizezuozaiyipang,duizheshoujishaxiaozhe。

“yujie,nijintianliansezenmezheimechaya?”zouyueyilianguanqiedikanzheyujie,shoulihaiduanzheyibeireqitengtengdekafei,xiaoxinyiyidididaotamianqian。

buyupibeiditaiqitou,mianqiangxiaolexiao,jieguokafei,qingshengshuodao:“xiexie,kenengshizuowanmeishuihaoba。”kusedeyetihuaguohoulong,zanshihuanxingletamamudeshenjing。

zouyuezixiduanxiangzheyujie,zhijiantadeliansequeshiyouxiecangbai,heiyanquanyebipingshigengmingxianlexie,ai,haokepa,tabuhuiyezheiyangba?

taganjintaochusuishenxiedaidexiaojingzi,ganjinquerenlelianshangyoumeiyouheiyanquan,buyukanzhetadedongzuozhijuedekeaidaobuxing,benjiushi20chutoudexiaoguniang,zhengshijiaoyuanmanmandeshihou,genghekuanghaihualegejingzhidequanzhuang,ng~haidailejialiuhai。

"nimentingshuomei?chengnanhaoxiangchuxiankuangquanbingleai?"laoniufanzheshoujixinwen,"pengyouquandouzaichuan,shuoyouhaoxiegerendangjieyaorenlei,hesirenle。"

"youshiyaoyanba。"naoyutouyebutai,"shanggeyuehaishuowaixingrenruqindiqiuleni。"

"bububu,yuge,zheicihaoxiangshizhende!"chenhaijuqishouji,pingmushangshiyiduanyaohuangdeshipin,mohuzhongnengkandaoyigerenyingpuxianglingyigeren,"wotongxueganggangfade,tamenxuexiaoyijingfengxiaole,kanqilaimanyanzhongdee。"

buyusuiyidipieleyiyan,zhengzhunbeikaikoushuohuashi,turanjian,yizhenjianruidejianjiaoshengcongbangongshiwaichuanlai,zheishengyinrutonghuapoyekongdeshandianyiban,shunjiancipolebangongshineideningjing。

jinjiezhe,gengduodejianjiaoshengruchaoshuibanyonglai,ciqibifu,yucitongshi,yizhongtacongweitingguode、lingrenmaogusongrandedihouyesuizhixiangqi,neishengyindichenerguiyi。

“shenmeqingkuang?”laoniulianseyibian,diyigechongchumenwai,tadebufaxunsuerguoduan。

buyujianzhuang,xinzhongyijin,yejimangsuizhetachonglechuqu。qitarensihuyebeizheiyilianchuandejianjiaohedihouhedaole,fenfenzhanqishenlai,jingenzhetashenhouyitongwangmenwaipaoqu。

bangongquyijingluanchengyituan。renmenjianjiaozhesichubentao,wenjiansanluoyidi。touguoboligeduan,buyukandaoshichangbudexiaolibeiqingjiegongzhangayiyazaishenxia。wangayidezuiyaozaixiaolibozishang,xianxuechengpenshezhuangjianzaibolishang,xingchengleyifuchumujingxindechouxianghua。

"**!"chenhaideshoujidiaozaidishang。

zhangayitaiqitou,tadeyanjingbianchenglehunzhuodehuibaise,zuijiaohaidizhexue,houlonglifachubusirenleidegulusheng。tadeerduodongledong,henkuaisuodinglebolizheibiandezhongren,mengdizhiqishenzi,ranhouhenhendizhuangxianggeduan。

"tui!nvshengtuihuiqu!!nanshenggenzhewo!!"laoniudishenghoudao。

boligeduanwaimian,gengduode"zhangayi"conggegejiaoluochuxian,puxiangzuijindehuoren。

jianjiaosheng、kuhansheng、zhuangjishenghunzuoyituan。buyuzhanzaiyuandi,shuangtuixiangguanleqian,takanzhezheidiyubandejingxiang,naohaizhongzhiyouyigeniantou:

zheibushikuangquanbing.....zheishisangshi!zheishimori!