yanjieduiyuyunannantanbushangxibuxihuan，qiangziyuanzhileideshiqing，quanzilibingbushaojian，yunannanzheizhongmingmianshangbukeqide，fanerzhibai。
tajiushizongjieqilai，jiushi‘wo，daizijinzu’。
dangran，zhuyaoyeshiyanjiegenyunannandeziyuanbuzhonghe！
zheihuier，yanjiexiaozhe：“nannanzenmehuilaiwomenzheigeguanchajiemude？nizhidaode，zheizhongershisixiaoshizaijingtouxia，henrongyibeizhuazhuheidiande。”
yunannanwenyan，youxiebukesiyi：“a，wodouzheiyangle，haiyoubugouheia？”
cihuayichu，bieshuoyanjie，liandanmudoutingleyishun。
piankehou:【bieshuo，yubahaizhendeyoujifenzizhizhiming。】
【kanlaiyubashitedilaizhaomade。】
haoganduyoushiyiboxiajiang，danshixiajiangdesudu，quemanlexialai。
yourenyaneyunannan，duitazheiyangpoguanziposhuaigengshitaoyanzhiji。
danshizheizhongtancheng，yerangyibufenrenyouxiemabuchukoule。
yunannanbuzhidao。buguotakeyiganjuedaoyanjietaiduqiguai，yunannanshibulejieyulequan，youbushishazi：“woshibushishuodebudui，neiwogaiyixia。wojuededajiaduiwoyouwuhui，woshanglaishixiwangdajialejiewode。”
nibieshuo，zheiyifanhua，haizhendehenheshi。
yanjiexiaole，wentiquejianrui：“nirenweidajiaduinideshiwuhui？”
meiyouyuanzhudejiyi，zhishitongguoyuanzhujuqingmingyunxian，zhidaoyuanzhudesheding，yunannanyebuhaoshuoshenme。
yushi，yunannankaishihuyanluanyu：“zheigeshuoshiwuhui，yejiushineiyang，yanjienidongba？wuhuishineiyangde，zheigeshizheiyangde，jiubijiaoteshude。”
燕姐：……
观众：【……】
zheizhonghuyanluanyu，rangguanzhongxinqingfuza，yourenjuedezheiyangdeyunannanmanyouqude，youderenyanezheiyangdeyunannan。
taolundubaozhadejumianxia，yunannandediyigeresouchuxian……
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yushi，yunannandehaogandu-10000dacheng。
houmian，wulunyunannanshuoshenme，doushaobuletiaocideren。
haoburongyisongzoulegongzuorenyuan，yunannanyikanapp，liansedoujiangle。
jiemuzugangzoumeiduojiu，menjiubeidakai，yigechuanzhezhiyezhuang，yikanjiushiqiangshidenvxingjinlaijiuyipaizhuozi：
“daxiaojie，nitamashinaozijinshuilema？zhiboa，neishizhiboa，nidouhuyanluanyushenmea。”
“nizhenxiangzouheihongyeshihongma？”
“wogennishuoleduoshaoci，zaijiemushanghaohaoweizhuang，niyanyigeyue，houxuyingxiaolenizhiqiankaozhezibenqiangziyuandeshiqing，wonengjinixi，nizheihuierzaigansha？”
“daizijinzuduodadianshi，nidanfanshoulianyidian，nengbeiheichengzheiyang？”
“duoshaoyanyuanjizibendangtiangouqiangziyuan，nizheigezibendaoshiwandeneimenankan。”
“nibamadangchurangwodaini，chengnuolenihuitinghua，yunannan，niyaoshizaibutinghua，nixinbuxinworangniquqiushengzongyimomoxingzi！！”
yunannanbeimadenaoguaziwengweng。
dengchengnuolebabaici，houmianzijihuihaohaozuoren，caihonghaolejingjirenzhouhong。
“nijiexialai，buxugenzhiqianyiyang，genwangyouduima。”
yunannanchenmoleyixia，xindiduiyuyuanzhudexingweiyoujifenjingpei：“woyigerennanengchaodeyinga，wocaibugan！”
sheizhidao，zheihuadaoshirangzhouhongzhale：“chaobuying？nineilichaobuyingle，dangchugualeyizhou‘yubadechaojiajiaocheng’，niwangle？”
yunannangengpeifuyuanzhule，zheihuiertasuozhebozi，guaiqiaodexiangshiyizhianchun。
zhouhongkanleyunannanjiyan：“xingle，zheihuierzhidaopale。biqizhiqianhengchongzhizhuanghaidingzui，daoshihaobushao。nizheijitiangenwoananfenfen，woqukongzhiyulun。daoshihoujiemuzenmeyangbiaoxian，wozaigennigoutong。”
yunannanshimangbudiedediantou，bazhouhongsongzou，caisongyikouqi。
buzhidaoshibushibeimashale，zheihuieryunannanshenzhikanjiannei-10000dehaogandu，douxinrusishui。
tayigepingpingwuqidewanmaomi，yeshidiyicibeineimeduorentaoyanni。
jiushishuo……haiyoudianxinxian。
yunannanshualeyibodayanzi，zheigeshijiederenmarenzhenniuwa！！！
zhongwu，yunannanjiapplimiandemaomifanglebofan，kanzhezijisuoshengwujidecunkuan，yaoyaqiechi！
“wozheibeizikeshiyouchaonenglide，pingshenmebunengkejina！”
xitongziranshizhuangsi，kejinshibukenengkejinde，yaobushizheigekaijuneimezaogao，xitongpayunannanzhijiebuganle，doubuhuigaozheigeapp。
yunannanyezhidao，zheigeappjiushidiaozhezijidehuluobu，maleyijuzhihou，jiuzhunbeichuquchifanle。
qishiyunannanshihuizuofande，tabudandanrenfanzuodehaochi，maofangoufandouzuodeyiliu。
buguoyuanzhuzuoweiyiren，suiranbuhong，yewunengliyebuxing，danshizaishencaiguanlishangmian，manjingyede。bingxiangkongkongruye。
zouzaijieshang，wangluoshangdeshengkuang，bingmeiyoumanyandaoxianshi。
yunannanbingmeiyoubeiweiguan，yemeiyoubeizhizhidiandian。
zheigemeiyoumaomaodeshijie，genyunannanshuxideshijiebingmeiyoushenmechabie，tazuizhongxuanzeleyigexiaodianpu，chiniuroufen。
zheijitianyaoananfenfen，yunannanziranzhunbeishaochumen。
yushichaleditu，huanghuangyouyoudequleshichang。
xiguanlejialidexiaomaomi，jiezhanghoukanzhesandadaishiwu，rangchaoshitigonglesonghuoshangmen，yunannanyouyouxieshiluo。
xiaoqulizhuangxiudehenhao，yuanzhujialibuchaqian，xuanzedexiaoquziranbucuo。zhishimeiyoubandianmaomidehenji……
yunannanzheihuier，luodaomoshengshijiedegujigancaikaishifanyong，tazuozaixiaoquxiuxidezhangyishangmian，kanzheouerluguodexiaogougou。
wanmaomirengjiucouxiao，youjizhidaxingquandezhurenladoulabuzhu，renyouzijiazaizicouguoqujibierendangtiangou。
yizhizhidegoucouguolai，yunannanlaizhebuju，tabushizhanv，tazhishipingjundeaimeiyigemaorongrong。
‘haoxihuanhaoxihuan，wojuedenihaoqinjin，nandaowomamabushiwomama，nicaishishiwoma？’
‘bu，womendouneimexihuan，takenengshigougouwang！’
‘wuwuwu，woxianggennizou，danshizhurenyaolawoqusanbule。’
nengtingdongdongwudehuayu，yunannanchadianxiaochusheng。
gegezhurenkanzhezijiazaizichengweibierendetiangou，hentiebuchenggangyouganga：“baoqian，xiangxiangshixihuanni。”
“dui，nikahenganjingde。”
jigechanshiguandanxinjiyunannandailaibuhaodeganshou，siminglazhegou，yibiandaoqian。