moushi，liuyue，yijiajianshenguannei。
“sujiaoliana，nijiaowodeyaokuayundongfangfaketailihaile，wolaogongzuijinyizhitebienianwo，haizongshikuawohenbangni！”
yiweinongzhuangyanmodedajiemeimufeitiao，yizhangkuozuicizhedabaiya，duizhesuwushuodao:
“aiyou！zhenmeixiangdaonizheimenianqingjingranyouzheimelihaidezhishi，jiejiewozhenshimeikancuoren，nia！wanshangyoushijianma........?jiejiewoqingnichigefan......”
tamenzaiyigemibidexunlianfang，cishibaiyadajieniudongyaozhi，yueshuoyuelisuwuyuejin，shentikuaitiezaileyiqi，daolezuihoujigezi，kuozuibaiyajihutiedaolesuwudeerbian。
suwuliezuiyixiao，yanjinglishanguo7fenjixiao，1.8fendeyanehe1.2fendexingfen。
“jiejie！ninshidamangrenwokebuganzhanyongnindeshijian，wanshangwoyaoqujichangjierenni，zaishuoninmailewodeke，wokendingyaoduininfuzede，jiatingxingfuzuizhongyaoma！”
baiyadajiehaixiangtiejin，yishuangyanjinghushanhushandeshanliangdongren，dazuiweiweiyixiao，ershikebaiyadunshiyiqiliangleqilai。
suwukuabulakaileyujiafangdemen，wuwaidechaonaoshengdunshichonglejinlai，baiyadajietuihouyibuzhandaoqiangbian，guyidetingletingxiongfu，youyuandekanlesuwuyiyan：
“nizheixiaozizhenshiyumunaodai，wobiniyoudabulejisui，jiejiewoxinshangni，suoyicaiqingnichifande，youbuhuichileni！”
“wozhidaojiejienintengwo，xiaci，xiaciwoqingninchifan，ninyidingyaoshangliana！”suwuyibianciyaliezuidepeixiao，yibianzuolegeqingchuqudeshoushi。
baiyadajiemanyouyoudezouchuxunlianfang，zhanzaimenwaiduimenlidesuwushuo：
“jienineigexiaonvpengyouqua？”
“bushi，jiewoyifu！”danglewunianjianshenjiaoliandesuwu，zheizhongzhuangshachonglengdebenshihaishitinghaode。
“heng！neiwojiudengzheniqingwochifange，jiejiewokesuishiyoushijianha，wojiadejiudiannizhidaozainali.........”
mianluchunseniuzheyaozhi，baiyadajieyibusanhuitoudezoule。
wanshangjiudianduole，suwucaizouchugongzuodejianshenguan，huitoukanleyiyanfaguangdezhaopai，xinlihengaoxing：
“xiaoqingzheiyicongguowaihuilai，wojiubuyongzaizuojianshenjiaolianle，mingtianjiucizhi，womenliangyiqikaigemengxiangzhongdetianpindian，laoziwozhongyubaituozheixiewaigualiezaodelaonvrenle！”
xiaoqingshitatanlewuniandenvpengyou，jialitiaojiantinghao，xihuanchitianpin，quniandeshihoujiuzhuanmendaoguowaixuexihongbeijishu，jintianwanshangshidianbandefeijihuiguo，suwuxialebanganghaoqujieji，shijianganghaolaideji。
suwujinnianershiliusui，tiyuzhuanyedetazaixuexiaojiubeixuduojianshenguankanzhong，shijisuikaishijianshendeta，185degezi，daosanjiaotixing，fujixiongjigezhongjiyunchengjieshi。
zhanzaijieshangruoshituoleyifuneizhijiehuizaochengjiaotongtanhuan，zuiyaomingdeshizhangdehaitingshuai，xuexiaolilaoshi、xuejie、shitangdamasheidouyuanyiduokantaliangyan。
gengbuyongtidaoleshehuishangle，gongzuohoutajiunenggandaozhouweiyuelaiyuezhiredemuguangzaidingzheta，laizinvdianzhang、laizilaobanniang、laiziyujialaoshi、laizigezhongfupoxueyuan。
jichanggaosushangkaizheche，suwuhuixiangzhecongbiyedaoxianzaiwuniandeshijianfashengguodeyiqie，guodianyingyiyangdezainaohaizhongbofangzhe，tayishijianjingdaizhule。
yuanlaishijianguodezheiyangkuai，tahexiaoqingdemeiyiketianmi，gongzuolineixiezaoxinshi，pengyoujiandejuhefenli，naozhonghuiyidedianyingyizhibofang、xunhuan、houtui、kuaijin。
zhidaoyizhenmengliedezhuangjidianyingcaitingzhibofang，naozhongbiandeyipiankongbai，suwudeerduolihaoxiangtingjianleshuwanzhimifengzaiwengwengjiao。
他被追尾了！
gaosushang，houcheyi200madesuduzhuangshangsuwu120madeche。
shikongdecheliangrutuojiangdeyegongmayiyang，jingzhizhuangchulegelidai，yitouzhadaolegaojiaqiaoxia。
congzhiwuxuedejiaodulaishuo，suwuhuobuchengle！tahaimeijiedaotadenvpengyouxiaoqing，tahaimeishixianyuanwang，tahaimeizhengshidebaituoneizhongshenghuo。
danbuzhidaoshiwanxinghaishibuxing，suwujingranqijibandehuoxialaile。
万幸!
danshuangtuimeile！wanxingzhongdebuxing！yigeshuaiqidejianshenjiaolianmeileshuangtui。
zuoyouxiaotuixuyaojiezhi，datuiyexuyaoqiediaobaifenzhisanshi。
zheiwuyiyubisilehainanshou，tangzaiyiyuanbingchuangshangdesuwuliangyanzhilenglengdezhengzhe，tazaikantianhuabanshangdeliangzhicangyingyingraopanxuan，zuizhongyizhiqizailelingyizhideshenshang。
leishuilikebenyongerchu，dashilezhentouliangbian，yanleizhibuzhudeliu，tatongshiyetingdaoleyishengzhengzaihetafumudetanhua，fuqinzhanzaibingfangwai，kanzhetangzaichuangshangdeerziqingqingdetanleyikouqi：
“ai！nengbaozhumingjiuxing！”
shide！mingbaozhule！ranhouni？wotangyibeizima?
shencanzhijianwozuobudao，wozuoshenmelepingshenmeyaolaozishencan?
“啊！！！”
suwuzaibingfangzhongdahan，handetongchexinfei，shengsilijie，sangzichuxue，hanlailefumu，hanlailebaoan，hanlailejuzhezhenguandeyishenghetuichedehushi。
bingfanglianjingxialaile，suwuzhangzhedazuishuidehenanxiang，guangkanlianhuijuedezheirenjiushileile，zheizhongbiaoqingzaiditieshanggongjiaoshangjingchangkandao。
sangeyuedeshijianguoqule！
jutishizenmeguoqude，zhiyousuwuzijizhidao。
suwucetangzaibingchuangshang，zuoshounazheshouji，yanjingchongxuedelihai，danhaishimubuzhuanjingdekanzheshouji。
kanwanyigeshipin，zuoshoudamuzhibianwangshangjixiedehuazhe，kaishixiayige。
jihumeiyitianjiangjinershigexiaoshidoushizheiyangkande。
xiaoqingzaitachushidiertianlaikanguota，dezhiduanleshuangtuizhishengbanjieshenzizhihou，xiaoqingbianfangxiaguolanhexianhua，kulejishengbianzoule。
yizhidaosangeyuehou，zaiyemeiyoulaiguo，suwuziranyemeiyoulianxita。
pingshenmelianxixiaoqing?xiaoqingcongguowaihuilai，bushiweilejizijidangyibeizibaomude！
tayoutadeguangmingrensheng，weishenmeyaorangtalaiguanwo？
xiaoqingdequebuyinggaijiuzheimejuejuedelikai，suwuganjuedaoxinkouyizhencitong，danyouzaitixiaoqingdayuanchang。
huasuizheimeshuo，haojicinaqishoujianchulaixiaoqingdehaoma，danshihaishimeiyouanxiabotongjian。
shuashipinyijingchengweiletaxianzaiweiyiganxingqubingqienengzuodeshiqing，yinweitazhiyongdongdongshouzhijiuxingle，yanjinghenaozibeidongdejieshoubaozhaxingdexinxi，tajihushenmedoubuyonggan。
这样真的很舒服！
“laikankanjinerwomenchishenme，kan！zheimedadediwangxiepengyoumenjianguoma？”
“gegediandianzuoshangjiaoguanzhue，kanyixiameimeidexinyuandan，manzumeimeidexinyuanyougegemenxiangbudaodejingxie！”
“maichezuizhongyaodesandianshishenme？nijueduixiangbudao.....！”
“tongxuemen，nimenzhidaoma?xuexiduinimenlaishuoshizuirongyideshiqingle！kaoyanshinizuihouyicibaworenshengdejihui！”
“鸡哔你！”
“jintianwomenlaidaoledaxinganlingshenchu，tiyanyixiaruhezaihuangyezhongqiusheng。”
“konglongkanglang！kanglangkang！konglongkanglang！kanglangkang！”
tiannandibei、guowaiguonei、bairenlaohei、mingxinggeshou、nongfudaye、yujieluolitadounengkandao。
congbingfangdaobeibanshangjiuhuche，congjiuhuchedaosuwudejia，zaidaotazijidechuangshang，suwudeshoujiumeitingzhiguoshuashouji。
tawangjilechifan，shuijue，huozheshuoshitakangjuchifanshuijue，tajiujuededuanshipintaihaokanle。
zaiduanshipinli，tahaoxiangzhanqilaile，zhanzailenongcundaniangdepangbiankanzhetatiaowu...
zhanzailemeinvtianmeimianqianjinjindedingzhetamenniuyaosongkua.......
zhanzailekaoyanjiaoshili，shounashubenchengweiletamenrexuedeyiyuan......
zhanzaileqiche4sdian，mubuzhuanjingdekanzhemeiyiliangxinchehepiaoliangdedaogouhemaichedemeinv。
zhanzailedilirebadezuobian，dengzhetatianmidekuazhetadeshouyiqizouhongtan，jieshoushanguangdengdexili。
“xiaowu，nichidianfanba！nizheiyang........”suwudemamahanleikanzhetangzaichuangshangdeerzi。
“ai......bieguantale，womenzaiyiyuanliyijingnulile，yishengdoujiubuleta，zheihaizisuanshi.....”
zhuyuansangeyue，jiadiyijingtaokongle。
suwudefuqinchuiqiangtanqi，gaizuodedouzuole，tayijingzhunbeihaojieshouzijideerzijiuzheiyangwonangdesiqule。
tamennengganshoudaoerzidejuewang，rujinzhiyoushuaduanshipinzheiyijianshinenggourangtazaicixianggezhengchanghaiziyiyang。
suwuzaoshoudedajitaidale！jiusuanshidaluojinxianzhuanshiyejiubule！
yitian、liangtian、santian、qitian........
suwudeyanjingyuelaiyueganse，weilirunaolongfanjiangyibandetengtong，naohaizhongshierqingxingshierhutu，tafenbuqingzhidaozijishizaishuashoujihaishizuomeng。
menglidetahaoxiangshijunren，youhaoxiangshimingxing、youhaoxiangyigelierenbeizhegongjiandunzaiconglinlijingjingdedengdailiewu，youhaoxiangtingjianlefumudekuqi！
“ding........”shoujituranxiangle！
zheigexinshoujidedianhuakashihoubande，meiyoujirenheren，suoyibuhuilaidianhuade。
“neizheishiweishenmexiang？”
suwumimihuhuqiangxingzhengkaileyanjing，zhouweideyanshikuaibayanjingnizhule，ganshoudaoguangliangdeyanjinghaoxiangbeizhenzhaleyiyang，gewaidetengtong。
“naozhong?”suwuguanbilenao**，qiguaidedunangleyiju。
“woshashihoudingnaozhongle？”
haimeihuanguoshenlai，yiguqiguaideganjuelikexilai，taganjuedaoshenshangyoudianshufu。
danshibuzhidaoshiweishenmeshufu，jiushihenwanzhengdeneizhongshufu，zheizhongganjuetahaoxiangconglaimeiganjuedaoguo。
xianbuguanle，gujishihuiguangfanzhao，zheimeduotianbuchifanyegaiesile，sizhiqianwozaishuahuierduanshipin。
kanleshijifenzhong，suwuzongjuedexinliyouyigujinger，tazongjuedeneinalibudui，danshiyoubuzhidaonalibudui。
duanshipinyijiujingcai，cainixihuandedashujuhenzhunque，meiyigedoushitaaikande，suoyiyanjingjiumeiyoulikaiguoshouji。
keshigengqiguaideganjuelaile，tajingranjuedezijidezuojiaoyoudianyang！cishiliangzhijiaozhengdiezaiyiqishijingdemoca。
erqiezongshitingjianyoudishuideshengyin，henqing，henqing........
suwumengdefangxiashouji，xiankaibeiziyikan，liangtiaotuiwanhaowusuna！
madelaozibushiduantuilema？
“pa！”suwuzuoqilaijilezijiyierguang！jingershideyoudianda，shouzhangdouzhendefama。
lianhenteng！bushizuomenga！
“ba！ma！nimen........”
suwudaizhule，chedidedaizhule！
tadewoshimeile，jiameile。
cishidetajingrantangzaiyigeyuanxingdezhangmanbaisezhongrushidedongxueli，beizihechuangdiandoushizijijiade，woshidechuanghujingranbianchenglesisifangfangdedongxuechukou。
yangguangcongdongkouzhaojinlai，beizishangyingzhedeguangyingdouhejialiyimoyiyang，baisedezhongrushichendezhenggedongxueshifenliangtang，ruoshijinshidehuamohudekanjianzhihezijiawoshideganjueyiyang。
suwuzhenjingle！tajingyayuzijixianzaisuochudedifang！
heneishuangshierfudedetui！
wohaishiwo！tuihaishizhiqiandetui！kewozheishizaina?
难不成老子穿越了？