“zheimekuaijiuyourenlaimaile？”
suyijingxi，dakaijiemianzixichakan。
maijiaxiaoxi（weiqumingbinansuo）：“nihao，woxiangyongliangtongpaomianhuannidebingshui，qingtongyiwodejiaoyiqingqiu。”
两桶泡面？
shengzhedianchi，zhishaonengguansantian。
suyituozhexiaba，meihuifuxiaoxi，tazhunbeizaidengdeng。
fanzhengmeigedingdandezuidachixushijianshi24xiaoshi，suyizanshiyemeiyoushiwuduanquedeyouhuan。
genghekuangzaiyoujiaoyipingtaideqingkuangxia，suyimeitiandounengyongbingshuihuanshiwu，zaikureqiwenxia，meishenmedongxibishuigengzhiqianle。
【ninyouxindedingdanjiaoyixinxi，qingjinkuaihuifu！】
【ninyouxindedingdanjiaoyixinxi，qingjinkuaihuifu！】
【ninyouxindedingdanjiaoyixinxi，qingjinkuaihuifu！】
......
lianxujitiaoxintishidanchu，rangsuyiyileng，lianmangchakan。
maijiaxiaoxi：“gemen，zaibu？yifenkeshiyongwupin，huanma？”
maijiaxiaoxi：“yidapingdetiankouyeti，yipinghuanbanping，nijueduibukui！”
maijiaxiaoxi：“xiangyanyaobu？sanbaohuazi，mainibanpingjueduibuchikui，zheiwanyierzaimorilikendingchangxiao！”
maijiaxiaoxi：“gege，meinvzuixinxiaonei，jueduifenfang，qitiaogezhongyanse，xiwangrangnimanyi~”
苏易目瞪口呆。
zheidoushishenmejiaoyixiaoxia！
chulexiangyanshenmedebijiaozhengchang，qiyudedoushiyixieqiqiguaiguaidedongxi。
shenzhihaiyoushituyuanchengseyousuyidexinxi！
咋的？
赛博勾引？
zheidoushashihoule，haiqitiaoyanseni？
zheiwanyiernengdangfanchima？
suyilandehuifuzheixiexiaoxile，dannaihebujianduanyoudaliangdetishixinxixiangqi。
dajiadouyanchanzheibanpingbingshuideteshuxiaoguo，gudingjianshaorenti5dudewendu，zheiwanyieryaoshizaiguanjianshike，neishinengjiumingdeqiangxiaojiangwenshenqi！
shihuodecongmingrenyoubushao，dandoupanzhenengzhanxiaobianyi。
suyisuoxingbajiaoyideleibiexinxishedingcheng：shiwu、wuqizheilianggedaxiang。
bushuyuzheiliangxiangderenhejiaoyixinxi，quanbuzidongpingbi，bujieshoudarao。
zuohaozheiyiqiehou，guoransuyishoudaodesaoraoxiaoxijisuxiajiang。
yuemolianggexiaoshihou，suyizaiyizhongzhengchangdejiaoyixinxili，kandaoleyitiaorangtayanqianyiliangdewupinxinxi。
maijiaxinxi：“zhiwumianbao：djixiaohaopin，shiyonghouketigongrentiyitianneisuoxudejibenyingyang，buchongyitianlaozuotili，danyijiuhuiyoujiegan。gemen，yaobu？2geshenqimianbaohuannibanping，nijueduibukui。”
这条信息很有意思。
maijiachengzijidemianbaoshishenqimianbao，erqiesuofalaidexiaoxixianranyeshihebingshuiyiyangdeshenqiwupin，shibinansuodeteshuchanwu。
nashenqidebingshuihuanshenqidemianbao，zenmekandoubukui。
各取所需！
suyihenkuaitongyilejiaoyiqingqiu，querenlejiaoyineirong。
buyihuier，tishishengxiangqi。
【di！nindedingdanyichenggongjiaoyi！】
suizhetishishengdexiangqi，binansuojiemiandewupinxinxiduochulezhiwumianbaodexinxi。
suyixinzhongmonian，tankaishou，liangkuaidayuebazhangdadexiaomianbaojiuchuxianzaitadeshoushang。
zheimianbaochengmaise，youyourendexiangweipiaosan，rangrenshiyudakai。
zaimianbaodeshangfang，youqingxidewupinxinxichenlie，hemaijiashuodexinxiwanquanyiyang。
suyierhuabushuo，zhijiechixiayikuai。
“ng，weidaobucuo，tiansiside。”
suyiyiyouweijindetianletianzuichun，zheimianbaokezhenxianga，xiaoguoyeshifenjipin，buzhidaozheigemenhaiyouduoshaozheiyangdemianbao。
“等等。”
suyikanzheshoulihaishengxiadeyikuaimianbao，tanaohaizhonglingguangyishan，turanyishidaoyigewenti。
“wodetianfushimeitianjianglizuijixudedongxi，anzhaodiyicideqingkuanglaikan，xiayifenjianglihenyoukenengshishiwulei。”
“bijingzaixianzaideqingkuangxia，yinshuiheshiwukendingzuizhongyao，danruguowoyongbingshuihuanqudaozugouduodeshiwu，neidierfenjianglihuishishenme？”
suyinannanzhe：“ruguowoyijingyoulezugoushiwudeqingkuangxia，dierfenjianglihuibuhuigaibian？”
“ruguogaibian，zheiqibushiyiweizhewokeyikongzhijianglideneirong？”
suyijingjue，zheikenengjiushitianfudezhengqueyongfa！
xianran，quanqiurenleigeyouyigebinansuo，renleixiangyaoaoguobuduandemorizainan，jiuyaoxuehuizenmejingyinghaozijidebinansuo。
suyimashangzouxiangbingju，conglimiannachuwupingbingshui，ranhoushangjia。
zheiyici，taxuanzezhiyaoshiwu。
buguolianggexiaoshi，daliangdejiaoyiqingqiufentaerzhi，youputongshiwu、yeyoushenqishiwu。
suyizhitiaoxuanleyixieliangdaqieyichucundeshiwu，lirupaomian、binggandeng。
主打的就是一个多！
shenqishiwudebiaojiadoutaigaole，suirandingyong，danyehuanbudaojige。
wupingbingshuimaichuquhou，suyihuanlaideshiduimanweishengjianmianjidegeleiganliangshiwu，pinzhongshifenqiquan。
suyigusuanzhe，ruguozijibaoshoudianchi，kangzhudabangeyueshimeiwenti。
“zheiyangyilai，shiwuwentijiujiejuele。”
“dengmingtiankankan，daodijiwoshenmeyangzidejiangli。”
suyinannanzhe，tayijingxianghaolezijidejihua。
zhiyaobushitianbengdilie，nengbuchumenjiubuchumen！
chongfenfahuichubinansuotianfu，biezaijialixianshuashangyidaduikangzaijianglizaishuo。
“suiranyoudianwuliao，danzhishaowodeanquanyoubaozhang。”
suyitangzaishafashang，baiwuliaolaideshuaqijinlingquyudeliaotianpindao。
xianzaizhenggechengshitingshuitingdian，shouji、diannaoshenmedeyezaojiubunengyongle。
weiyidexiaoqianjiushikankanchengshilideqingkuang，tongguoyuanchengliaotiandefangshilaihuoquwaimiandeqingbaoxinxi。
suyidebenyishidasuananzhongkuitan，jieguomeixiangdaotacaigangdakailiaotianpindao，jiukandaodabangechengshiderenmendouzaihuhanziji。
“bingshuigezaima？qiuzhiyuanyibobingshui，jiagehaoshangliang！”
“bingshuige！zailaijipinga，wogangcaimeiqiangdao，wonengduojidianshiwu。”
“@bingshuige，dage，wogangcaimaosiqulechaoshilingyuangou，qiuhuanyipingshui！”
chengshipindaoli，daochudouzaihanbingshuige，suyifanyingguolaile。
这群人在喊自己呢！
他们都想要冰水。
yeyouyixiebutaiguanzhuwaijiexinxideren，zaihaoqidexunwen：“nimenzaihanshenme？sheishibingshuige？morihaiyouwanghongma？”
“bingshuigekebiwanghongniubiduole！”
mashangyourenjieshi：“gangcaijiaoyipingtaili，chuxianlehaojipingbingshui，neiwanyierhelenengrangshentijiangwen。”
“nimenxiangxiang，mashangwenduhaiyaobiangao，neikeshi70dudegaowena！yaoshishouliyouyipingbingshui，jueduinengzaiguanjianshihoubaoming！”
“wanghong？wanghongnenggenwobingshuigexiangtibinglun？wobingshuigejianzhijiushishengren！bingshuige，qiuqiule，zaimaiyiping！”
“bingshuige！haa...bingshui！woyao...yao...bingshui！woganjuekuaibuxingle！shenshangre，youmayipa...qiu...qiunile，bingshuige！zaimaiyipingba，wonanshou...maibanpingyexing！”
suyidaoxiyikouliangqi：“renleizhenfengkuanga。”
shihuoderenyoubushao，zaiqingbaojiaohuanzhixia，dajiadouyishidaolebingshuideguanjian。
dannaiherenmenhuhuanbuchubingshuige，tafangfoshizongleyiyang，haowuyingzong。
zhishengxialiaotianpindaoli，bufenxingyunernazhegoumaidaodebingshuixuanyao，huozheshiyuandidaoshouzhuanchajia。
“teshubingshui！10xiangpaomianqibu！jiagaozhede！”
“bingshuigedebingshuiyijingshangjia，laidaliangshiwu，huozhewenrounvdayeke。”
“bingshuiyikoubanshangxian！qinshenceshi，yixiaokouyenengyoujiangwenxiaoguo！yikoutejia5baopaomian，huo5pingputongyinshui！”
suyikandaozheixiexinxi，dangchanghuquyizhen。
好家伙！
huaxiarendejingshangbennenga！
zheidoumorile，haibuwangjizhuanchajiani！
shenqibingshuizijiliudian，ranhoufanshoumaiyibufen，fandaoshinengrangbushaoxingyunerbaozhengleqianqidewuzi。
zheitongshiyerangsuyiyishidaole，zijishoulidebingshuizaidangxiayouduodadejiazhi。
“妈的，卖亏了！”
suyitanxi，dantahaibudasuanxianzaijiubashengxiadebingshuijimaichuqu。
“xianzaizhenggejinlingzhiyouwoyoujiangwenbingshui，shimianshangdeneisipingbanhaimeixiaohuadiao，zaishangjiayebuguoshirangbingshuidejiagegengdi。”
“zaidengdengba，dengtamenshoulimeibingshui，dengtamenzoutouwuludeshihou，caishiwoliyizuidahuadeshihou。”
suyihenlengjing，tabujuedezijizheimezuoyoushenmebutuo。
morishike，zijideliyicaishizuishouyaoweizhi。
qiyurendesihuo，yuwohegan！