末日直播:我的丧尸会养生第1章

sangshibingdubaofahou,suoyourendouzaifengkuangtaoming,zhiyoushechulinchenjuexing「sangshiqinheli」——yuebailanyueqiangda。dangbierenweiqiangwuzipinmingshi,tatangzaisangshiduilizhibo:"laotiemen,jintianjiaosangshitiaoguangchangwu,dianzanguowanrangshiwangjiwochuitui!"jieguoshiwangzhendunxialaijitaniejian,danmuzhale:"zheitemeshimorihaishitadehougongxuanxiu?"

lingchenliangdianshiqifen,linchenzhongyudianjile"baocun"anniu。

tatanzaibangongyishang,jingzhuifachubukanzhongfudekadasheng。xianshiqilanguangyingzhetaneizhangfanzheyouguangdelian,yandaichuidenengzhuangxiayibayingbi。pptzuihouyiyexiezhe"xiexieguankan",tajuedezheijianzhishishijieshangzuifengcidesangezi。

"gaiwanle,wangzongjian。"linchenbawenjianfadaoshangsiyouxiang,shunshouchaoqishouji。

ershisanfenzhongqian,zuihouyibanditieyijingkaizoule。

linchentanlekouqi,shoushibeibaoshishoujidanchuyitiaoxinwenkuaixun:《duoguobaogaobumingyuanyinkuangzaozheng,huanzhechuxiangongjixingwei》。tasuishouhuadiao,zheizhongbiaotidangxinwenhaiburugongxiangdanchedeyuekatongzhilaideshizai。

xieziloudatangjingdeshenren,baoanlaozhangdezuoweikongzhe。linchenxiangqilaozhangjintianqingjiadaisunzikanbing,tajingguozhajishixiguanxingditaishou,quezhipaidaokongqi。

qiuyedefengxiangchanlebingchazi。linchensuozheboziwangjiazou,shoujiturankaishifengkuangzhendong。daxuequnlizhachuyilianchuanshipin:yiyuanzoulangli,jigemanzuishixuederenzhengpuxiangyihurenyuan;bianlidianjiankongxianshiguketuranyaozhushouyinyuanbozi;shizilukouyousijizhuaizhelurenwangyinqinggaishangzhuang...

"shenmegui?sangshipiankanduoleba。"linchendunangzhe,quetingdaoyuanchuchuanlaicierdejichachesheng。

sangejiequwai,yiliangsuvzhuangjinlechuchuang。linchenxiaopaoguoquxiangbangmang,quezaijuxianchangershimichuchazhujiaobu——jiashizuopachulaidenanrenzhengyongbuzhengchangdejiaoduwaizhetou,zuijiaoliedaoergen,puxiangdiyigekaojindeluren。

xianxuepenjianzaichedengshangdeshunjian,linchendetuibinaozixiandongle。tazhuanshenjiupao,beihouchuanlaigengduojianjiao。zhuanguojiejiaoshi,tazhuangfanleyigelajitong,dongjingyinlailelianggezhengzaikenshishitide...neiyijingbunengchengweirenle。

linchenhoubeijintieqiangbi,kanzheneilianggeguaiwuchoudongbizi,chaotadefangxiangzhuanlai。juewangzhong,tamodaobianlidiandemenbashou——juranmeisuo!

bolimenguanshangdechanei,yizhangqinghuisedelianmengditieshanglai。linchendiezuozaidi,huojiashangdeshupiandaihualaladiaoleyidi。neishigechuanwaimaizhifudexiaoge,zuoyanzhudiaozailianjiashang,youshouhailinzhefenmalatang。

danqiguaideshi,waimaisangshizhishipailejixiabolijiuzhuanshenzoule。gengqiguaideshi,danglingyigexizhuangsangshichongxiangbianlidianshi,waimaisangshijuranlanzhuleta,fachuweixiebandedihou。

"shenmeqingkuang..."linchenshoujiaofaruandipadaoshouyintaihoumian,mochushouji。shexiangtouduizhunchuangwaidiyubandejingxiangshi,taguishishenchadidiankailezhibo。

"laotiemen,xianzaishilingchensandianlingbafen,wozaijinlinglubianlidianjinimenzhibo..."linchendeshengyindoudexiangshaikang,"ruguonimenkandaoshenmechirendehuamian,neibushitexiao..."

zhibojianqichuzhiyoulingxingjigeyemaozi,dansuizhetajingtousaoguojiedaoshangzhuizhusiyaodechangjing,guankanrenshukaishibiaosheng。danmucong"yanjitaijia"xunsubiancheng"**zhendejiade"。

"woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi,tamenhaoxiangduiwomeixingqu..."linchenzhuangzhedanzibajingtouduizhunzijicanbaidelian,"nimenshuowoxianzaibaojinghaiyouyongma?"

danmuturanbaozhashizengzhang。linchenhaimeifanyingguolai,jiugandaohoujingyiliang——youshenmedongxizhengzaipengtadebozi。

tajiangzhebozizhuantou,kandaoyizhifulandeshouzhengba《doushichenbao》wangtajianshanggai。baozhihoumian,chuanzhebaoanzhifudelaozhangwaizhetou,hunzhuodeyanqiulishanguoyisilinchenshuxide、cixiangdeguang。

"zhang、zhangshu?"linchendeshengdaixiangshidalejie。

laozhangsangshifachu"hehe"deshengyin,panshanzhetuidaoliangmiwai,heqitasangesangshiyiqizhanzaiyinliaojuqian,anjingdexiangzaipaiduimaicaipiao。

弹幕彻底疯了:

「zhuboshisangshiwangzhuanshi?」

「tamenjinigaibeizi???」

「zheiyanjibunaaosikashuobuguoqu」

「zuobiaomodoudebiaoshiwaimianzhendeluanle!」

linchenxiangzaishuoshenme,danlianxujiaban36xiaoshidepibeituranpaishandaohaibanxilai。zaishuqianwangyoudejianzhengxia,takaozheshouyintaihuanhuanhuadaozaidi,yanpizhongdexiangguanleqian。

menglongzhong,taganjueyougengduobaozhiqingqingluozaishenshang。zuihoukandaodehuamian,shilaozhangsangshiba"zantingyingye"depaiziguazailebolimenwai。