第一章祸端
“goufanzi，nijiwoxialai！”
yesexiadeyanchengnaoshiqu，youchuhejiashidexianghuoche，beiyiqunrenlanjiexialai。
yuanyinshi，tadexianghuochenei，zhuanglejishizhigou。
cishichewaishirenmendejiaomasheng，houxiangneishigoudekuangfeisheng。
chuheyouxiefanzaodituikaichementiaoxiache，duizherenqunjieshidao：“dagedajie，wokebushigoufanzi，chelimiandegoudoushibinggou，shisongquchengwaiyanchengbingduyanjiusuozuojianchade。”
jinqiyanchengfashengzhishaowushiqiliulanggoushangrenshijian，qishibujinshiliulanggou，bianshijiayangdechongwugouyehuihuranfakuanggongjizhuren。
suoyishangtouxialewenjian，yanlinggeshengshixianmiqieguanzhu，bingqiezhilichengshiliulanggoufanlan。
chuhedexianghuocheyuanbenshijichaoshisonghuode，jintianpengyoujieshaotalaiyungou，paoyitangjiuyouliangqiankuaiqian，sheishalecaibuzhuanzheigeqian。
“wozhenbushigoufanzi，wozheihaiyouyanjiusuodetongxingzhengni，nimenkan......”
chuhehaiyaojieshi，kegangnachudetongxingzheng，bianbeiyigemianhuangjishoudenvrenjiqianglequ，ranhousilegexibalan。
“dajiakuaikankanzheigegoufanzidechouezuilian！”
zheinvrenyongshoujiduizhunlechuhe，mingxianshizaizhibo，tashengsilijiedepengjidao：“tatoulezhengzhengyichegougou，zhengyaoyunwanggourouguanfanmai，zheixiekedoushiyouzhezhurendechongwuquana，tazenmejiurenxinzheiyangcanren！”
哐啷！
zhengzaichuhexiangyaojixujieshideshihou，xianghuobeirendakaile。
renqunye“hulala”dichongguoqu，douzaishuo“gougouhaokelian”zhileidehua，shenzhihaiyourennanguodekulechulai。
“dajiazhengkaiyanjingkankan，zheixiegougoudoubiantilinshang，haiyaobeisaizaizheiyangdetielongzili，taicanrenle！”
nvrenyongshoujipaishezhehuoxiangneikuangfeidegou，tashenbiandejigeren，yezaizhibojianfazhedanmu，daduoshi“rujiedeshourongsuozaijiuxiazheixiegou，kongpayijingmeiqianyunzhuanxiaqule，dajiajuankuanba”zheileidehua。
henkuaizhibojianneideaigourenshi，fenfenxiangyinglehaozhao，yourenyaozhanghaozhuanzhang，yeyourenzhijieshualiwu。
“你这个畜生！”
zhibojianidwei“rujie”denvren，youjiangshoujiduizhunlechuhe，yaoyaqiechidezuzhoudao：“gougoushenshangdeshangyidingshinidade，ninvegou，nibudehaosi，niquanjiadouhuigenniyiyangzaobaoying！”
“别带上我家人！”
chuheyebushihaopiqi，dangleliunianbing，nagebushibaopiqi？
zheiyishengnuhou，rangxianchangduanzandexianruanjing，chuhejianzhuanglianmangdao：“tingwoshuo，wobushigoufanzi，zheixieyebushichongwugou，ershibinggou，jiushizuijinxinwenbaodaozhongfakuangyaorendebinggou，wozhengyaosongtamenquyanjiusuojiancha！”
“不要听他胡说！”
rujiejianyourenmianluyouyu，lianmangdahandao：“genbenjiumeiyougougoushangrenshijian，doushizheixiegoufanzizaodeyao，zheiyangcaifangbiantamentougou！”
ranhou，rujielikejiangjingtouduizhunlexianghuoneidegou，tongshijiyigenanrenshilegeyanse。
neinanrenlikejiangchuheladaoyibian，nachuyitaqiansaileguoqu，dishengweixiedao：“xiongdi，shangdaodian，bienaodebuyukuai！”
“这？”
chuheyimoneiqianbianzhidaoyouwuqianzuoyou，dunshihuyidao：“bushi，nimenzheidaodishayisi？”
“啥意思？”
nanrendeyiyixiaodao：“rujiezhibojiulezheiyichegou，zhishaonengzhuanershiwandejuankuan，zheixiegouhuitouzaiwanggourouguanyimai，nisuansuanwomennengzhuanduoshaoqian？”
**，zheibujiushiliyongaigourenshidetongqingxinpianjuanma？
kechuhebushishengren，jiranyouqianzhuan，tayejiulandeguanzheizhongpishile，bijingyijingpuguangduoqipianjuanshijianle，zaishangdangderenyeshihuogaizijimeinaozi。
“duile，zheikedoushibinggou，nimenliyuandianbiebeiyaodao，erqieyebiemaichuquhuohaibieren。”chuhehaishihaoxindetixingyiju，takeshitingshuoyouyizhiliulanggouyaodiaolerenbanzhanglianni。
henkuaide，yichegoubeirenxielexiaqu。
jigenvrenweileguoqu，shounazhexiangquan，sihuyaojigoudaishang。
chuheyizhoumei，lianmangtixingdao：“biekaojin，zheidoushibinggou，huiyaoren！”
“hushuo，gougoushirenleidehaopengyou，caibuhuiyaoren！”
likejiuyourendashengbochi，neibiaoqingjiuxiangshiyourendihuitamenbamayiyang。
“jigoudaishangxiangquan，shiweilezhengmingzheixiegoushichongwugou，neixieshazijiugengtongqingle，caihuijuangengduoqian。”neigenanrenxiaohehedishuodao。
chuheyaoleyaotou，xinxiangzheiqunpianzikezhengoujingye，xijiedoubufangguo。
kexiayike，chuhebiandengdaleyanjing。