第1章重生
爸爸是个妈宝男。
morilailin，wojuexinglekongjianyineng，benyiweiquanjiarenkeyipingjielimiandewuziyiqigoudaozuihou。
babaquetingcongnainaidehualanzhewohemamachidongxi，shenzhibuxiriyejianshiwomen。
meiqimingyuemoshibuzhidaoshenmeshijianjieshu，yaoshengzheyong。
houlaiwohemamashouzhekongjianwuzihuohuoesi，nainaihebabachizhedushijiehuilexiaosandeerzi。
“taihaole，xiaobaoboduoleneipeiqianhuodeyineng，kendingnengdaizhewomenguoshanghaorizi。”
zaizhengyan，wohemamahuidaolekaishixiabaoxuedeqianyigeyue。
woyaxiayandijidongdeleiguangshuo：“ma，zheiyicimeilewomendangniuzuoma，wodaoyaokankantamenzenmemucizixiao。”
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“nigequexinyande，jializheimerenihaishuidezhe？”
erduobeirenyongliyining，tengdewoshunjianjingxing。
duishangnainaijiansuankebodelian，wohedechadiancongchuangshangtiaoqilai。
“fashenmedai！nibamashangjiuhuilaile，haibuganjinqilaishoushizuofan，zhenshibaiyangnile，gennimayiyangmeiyongdefeiwu，ganjinjiachuqushengdeqisiwo。”
womengdehuiguoshenlai，bukezhixindekanzheyanqiandeyiqie。
我这是，重生了？
nainaijianwofamengdeyangzi，lenghengyisheng，“peiqianhuo。”zhuanshenyaozheshanziwangwaizouqu。
xiayimiao，menkouquechongjinlaiyigerenyonglidejiangtazhuangdaoyibian，pushangqianlai，baozhewoshangxiadaliang。
womeirenzhuhongleshuangyan，yanleirenbuzhudewangxiadiao。
“妈！”
“xiaowei，wodehaizinimeishi，zhenshitaihaole，zhenshitaihaole！”
我妈竟然也重生了！
nainai“aiyouaiyou”dejiaohuanqilai，woyibacadiaomamajidongdileishui，shengpanainaichajueyichang。
“nige**xiangzhuangsiwoa！meiliangxindehuo，yaobushikanzaininengzhuanqiandefenshang，wozaojiurangxiaoyangxiuleni！fangzaiwomenneigeniandaishengbuchuerzidouyaojinzhulong。”
wofanyingguolailianmangjimamashiyanse，mamalengleyixia，dandandeshuoleju“aiyou！ma，nizenmezaizhei，wogangcaizhejimeizhuyi。”
nainaiqigebansi，fuzhemenkuangzhizhewomadedeshouzhandougebuting“haonigeliyan，dengxiaoyanghuilaiwoyidingrangnihaokan！”
wohewomadexinlidunshiyichen，yinweiwobashigechetoucheweidemabaonan。
shangyishi，jiushitaduinainaidehuayantingjicong，caihaiwohemamaluodegebeihuohuoesideqicanxiachang！
nainaifennushuaimenerchu，mamayongliwojinwodeshougaosuwo“xiaowei，nibiepa，zheicimamajiusuanshipinshangxingmingyebuhuirangnibaheneisilaotaiposhanghaini！”
mamalouzhewokuqilai：“xiaowei，wodexiaoweijueduibunengzaibeiesile。”