第三章

womangtizheqingcailaidaochufang,womagenguolaimawo:“siyatou,maizheixielancaiyezizuoshenme,roudoubuzhidaomaiyikuai!”

tanaqicaiyezidiudaowotoushang。

wobianduobianjieshi:“caishichangderoumaiwanle,caishishaideyoudiannian,ma,nibieshengqiwomingtianzaoshangqumai。”

我妈这才不作声了。

fanzhengzairenliangtian,wojiukeyiquxinfangzizhule。xiangdaozheili,woyukuaidihengqigelai。

diertian,kongqizhoujiang。yuanbenliuyuedetianqi,jurankaishixiaqilebingbao。

biaogebajialidetanziquanguodaoleshenshang,haiyigejingerdirangzheleng。

womapatadonghuaile,ganmangdakaikongdiao。

henkuai,wuziliwennuanleqilai。

kemeiyihuidegongfu,jialijiutingdianle。

bandaoxinjiahou,wohaimeilaidejichongdianfei,diankalizhishilinshiyongdiandeedu。

“kuaiquchongdianfei,shunbianmaijijinpaiguhuilai!”womabianshuo,biantaochu20kuaiqian,saijinwobaoli。

tayiweizheishibashiniandaime?20kuaiqiannengmaijijinpaigu,hainengchongdianfei。

woyemeigentajijiao,fanzhengjintianwoyeshidasuanchumende。woyaoqukankanxinfangzili,shiwuzhunbeidezenmeyangle。

wozhaolegetoukuidaishang,jiuchumenle。

xianlaidaoxinfang,chaoshidelaobanyijingdengzailouxiale。jianwoguolai,tamashangtiaoxiache,zhihuigongrenmenbadongxibanshanglou。

wuziyingyoujinyou,youchangwenchucundefangbianmianhuotuimianbaoshucaizhilei,yeyoujiyayuniuyangzhurou,weilebaocunroulei,laobanhaitedisonglewogebingju。

gezhongpinpaidehongjiubaijiu,baimanlejiuju。

zhidaowoaihecha,laobanhaipeibeilegeshichaye,chahu,hedatongdeyinyongshui。

gongrenmenbadongxibanshanglou,fangjianlibeisaidemanmande。

bieshuoyigeyuele,jiushisangeyueyechibuwan,zheixiawozhongyufanglexin。

gongrenshifumenzoulehou,wodakaikongdiao,tangzaikuankuodeshafashang,nuanfengchuidaoshenshangrehuhude,shufujile。

diyici,woganjuedaoleshenghuorucimeihao。

kuaidaoshangwudeshihou,woduzikaishigugujiao。

wodakaibingju,jizijizuolejianniupai,youbanlefenshala,peishangxianzhadeguozhi,fangshangyinle,kaishilezizidichizhe。

shoujixiangle,shiwomadalaile,womeilihui,jixuchifan。

jiezhe,woba、biaogekaishilunfanhongzhawodeshouji。

zaoyinzhegaileyinlesheng,wocalecashou,jietongleshoujishipin。

shipinliwomabaotiaorulei:“nanyan,nisidaonaliqule,zenmehaibuhuijia?”

“siyatou,nizhuoshangfangdeshishenme?niupai?”biaogeyanjingjian,yiyanrenchulewochishengxiadeniupai。

woxiaomimidinazhijincazui:

“shiya,jiushiniupai,tejixilengniupai,kehaochile。”

“nimenxiangchima,laizhaowoya!qiantishinimennengzhaodedao!”

wobaboziqingjindoubaochulaile:“nigesiyatou,jiuzhidaozijixiangshou!kuaidaizheniupaigunhuilai!”

dianhuaneitou,wobachezhesangzipaoxiao。

“ba,ma,biaoge,yuqigenwoduima,buruganjinqumailiangmaicai!zheishiwoduinimendezhonggao!”

shuowan,wobuhuangbumangdiguaduanledianhua。

kemeiduojiu,cierdemen**xiangqi。

wodunshijuedeqiguai,gangbandaozheilijiujingshisheihuilaini?

dengwocoudaomaoyanchuyikan,juranshibamahedabiaoge!