womangtizheqingcailaidaochufang,womagenguolaimawo:“siyatou,maizheixielancaiyezizuoshenme,roudoubuzhidaomaiyikuai!”
tanaqicaiyezidiudaowotoushang。
wobianduobianjieshi:“caishichangderoumaiwanle,caishishaideyoudiannian,ma,nibieshengqiwomingtianzaoshangqumai。”
我妈这才不作声了。
fanzhengzairenliangtian,wojiukeyiquxinfangzizhule。xiangdaozheili,woyukuaidihengqigelai。
diertian,kongqizhoujiang。yuanbenliuyuedetianqi,jurankaishixiaqilebingbao。
biaogebajialidetanziquanguodaoleshenshang,haiyigejingerdirangzheleng。
womapatadonghuaile,ganmangdakaikongdiao。
henkuai,wuziliwennuanleqilai。
kemeiyihuidegongfu,jialijiutingdianle。
bandaoxinjiahou,wohaimeilaidejichongdianfei,diankalizhishilinshiyongdiandeedu。
“kuaiquchongdianfei,shunbianmaijijinpaiguhuilai!”womabianshuo,biantaochu20kuaiqian,saijinwobaoli。
tayiweizheishibashiniandaime?20kuaiqiannengmaijijinpaigu,hainengchongdianfei。
woyemeigentajijiao,fanzhengjintianwoyeshidasuanchumende。woyaoqukankanxinfangzili,shiwuzhunbeidezenmeyangle。
wozhaolegetoukuidaishang,jiuchumenle。
xianlaidaoxinfang,chaoshidelaobanyijingdengzailouxiale。jianwoguolai,tamashangtiaoxiache,zhihuigongrenmenbadongxibanshanglou。
wuziyingyoujinyou,youchangwenchucundefangbianmianhuotuimianbaoshucaizhilei,yeyoujiyayuniuyangzhurou,weilebaocunroulei,laobanhaitedisonglewogebingju。
gezhongpinpaidehongjiubaijiu,baimanlejiuju。
zhidaowoaihecha,laobanhaipeibeilegeshichaye,chahu,hedatongdeyinyongshui。
gongrenmenbadongxibanshanglou,fangjianlibeisaidemanmande。
bieshuoyigeyuele,jiushisangeyueyechibuwan,zheixiawozhongyufanglexin。
gongrenshifumenzoulehou,wodakaikongdiao,tangzaikuankuodeshafashang,nuanfengchuidaoshenshangrehuhude,shufujile。
diyici,woganjuedaoleshenghuorucimeihao。
kuaidaoshangwudeshihou,woduzikaishigugujiao。
wodakaibingju,jizijizuolejianniupai,youbanlefenshala,peishangxianzhadeguozhi,fangshangyinle,kaishilezizidichizhe。
shoujixiangle,shiwomadalaile,womeilihui,jixuchifan。
jiezhe,woba、biaogekaishilunfanhongzhawodeshouji。
zaoyinzhegaileyinlesheng,wocalecashou,jietongleshoujishipin。
shipinliwomabaotiaorulei:“nanyan,nisidaonaliqule,zenmehaibuhuijia?”
“siyatou,nizhuoshangfangdeshishenme?niupai?”biaogeyanjingjian,yiyanrenchulewochishengxiadeniupai。
woxiaomimidinazhijincazui:
“shiya,jiushiniupai,tejixilengniupai,kehaochile。”
“nimenxiangchima,laizhaowoya!qiantishinimennengzhaodedao!”
wobaboziqingjindoubaochulaile:“nigesiyatou,jiuzhidaozijixiangshou!kuaidaizheniupaigunhuilai!”
dianhuaneitou,wobachezhesangzipaoxiao。
“ba,ma,biaoge,yuqigenwoduima,buruganjinqumailiangmaicai!zheishiwoduinimendezhonggao!”
shuowan,wobuhuangbumangdiguaduanledianhua。
kemeiduojiu,cierdemen**xiangqi。
wodunshijuedeqiguai,gangbandaozheilijiujingshisheihuilaini?
dengwocoudaomaoyanchuyikan,juranshibamahedabiaoge!