最便宜的！
zheihuazongsuanshitixinglekanrenaoyanxiandezhongren。
mashangjiuyourenzhaohuanqilai。
【wojideyigonghaoxiangshiyousangedoushijiangzhouren！xianzaiyigeyijingshoudaole，lingwailianggejiemeini！biezangzhela，kuaichulaixuanyixia！】
jiuzaiwangshanggezhongrenaodetongshi。
jiangzhoudaxuesusheli，congbabakouzhongdezhimuqinhuanaidetaoshengnanyanqianyizhenfahei。
muqinturuqilaideaizheng，yipinruxidejiajing，zijihaimeibiye，shenshanghaibeizhezhuxuedaikuan……
eyunzhuantiaokumingren，mashengzhuantiaoxichuduan。
taoshengnantouyicizheimeqingxiderenzhidaozheijusuyudeshashangli。
难不成……卖房？
taoshengnanbuguoshigecaishijiusuidexiaoguniang，yixiazimianduizheiyangdekunjing，shouzuwucuo。
jiuzaizheishi，shiyouhuilai：“shengnan，niyougekuaidi，wojininahuilaile！”
taoshengnancishimannaozidoushimamadebing，duishiyoudehuadoufanyingbuda。
shiyouyiguanrexinchang：“yaowobangnichaima？”
taoshengnanhuluandianlediantou：“nichaiba，yinggaishiwomaideweishengzhi……”
huayinweiluo，shiyoudouranjinghuyisheng：“shengnan！nishenmeshihoumaidelpaideshuitongbaoa！zenmebujiaoshangwoyiqiqu？！”
shiyoudehuarangtaoshengnanyizheng：“woshenmeshihou……”tahuahaimeishuowan，jiuyidun。
不、不对。
tameimaiguo，dantabujiuqiangangdianguoshenyaoneigezhibojiandechoujianganniu！
tayanliyiliang，zizhidaolemamashengbing，tanazheshoujidouzhizaichazheigebingxiangguandeshiqing，doumeiqukanzijidaodiyoumeiyoubeichoudao。
shishishang，taconglaibubaoxiwang。
yiqianyebushimeicanyuguoshenmeweibochoujiang，yemeiyicibeichoudao。
难道说……
haimeidengtaoshengnanquweiboquerenyiyan，shiyoujiuyixiacongkuaidihezilinachuyigekapianlai，shunjianjinghu：“shengnan！nishigeouhuanga！jingranshishenyaozhibojianchoudaode！！！nitainiubile，yiyijizhilitishenglewomensushedeouqia！”
taoshengnanbeishiyoubaozhehuanhu，xinlidourenbuzhuyisong。
pianjiuzaicishi，shiyouyanshenyouxiexiji，xiaoxinyiyidikanzheta：“shengnan，nizheigebao，nengbunengchujiwoa？”
shiyoushitandeshuqisangeshouzhi：“zheibaoshijia26wanzuoyou，woyuanyichusanshiwan！”
tahaishengpataoshengnanbuyuanyi，ganjinbaozhetaoshengnandegebohuangyou：“nizhidaowoshiqinglingfensidema！dandoumeichoudao，nixingxinghao，chubachuba。”
shishishang，taoshengnanjihuzaishiyoushuohuadeshunjian，jiurenbuzhuxinkoukuangtiao。
zaitingdaosanshiwanzheigeshuzideshihou，gengshixinkouyizhenfare。
“wochu！”taxiayishidaying，banshang，caihuanguoshenlai，“jiuanzhaoshijiaba，buyongyijia。”
shiyouqueduanranjujue：“nibudong，womenqinglingzhibojianchouchuqudedongxi，waibianyouxiefuposhoudoushiyijiade，wobunengzhannibianyi！”
taoshengnanxianglexiang：“neiwobawodezhibozhanghaoyejiniba。jiudangzuoshinichoudaode。”
kanzhebaozhebaojihuyaozaixiaxiaodesushelitiaoqiwulaideshiyou，taoshengnanxinliyeranqixiaoxiaodexijihejidonglai。
yuanbenzhishichifanshisuishoudiankaileshenyaodezhibo，rujintaquefazifeifudiganxieshenyao。
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rutaoshengnanzheiban，choujiangchoudaodejiangpinganghaonengjieleyishizhijiderenbushao。
youbeijiafangzhemodaotoutuhououranshoudaoyitiaobaoshixianglian，yushiyiranjuerancizhide。
youzhengyaobanhunliquemeiyouheshijingjiufu，ganghaoshoudaoyitiaojingzhijuelundelifuqundexinniang。
……
dandaduoshuchoudaojiangdedoushishenyaoputongdefensi。
yushi，jiexialaideyiliangtianli，quanwangdoushifankuishoudaojiangpindepotubozhu。
jibianshizhiqianmeikanshenyaozhibode，yedouzhidaolezuijinnaodefeifeiyangyangdeshenyaozhibochoujiangdaodichoulexieshenme。
congshechipinpinpaichengyidaopibao，conggezhongshoushidaoangguihufupintaozhuang，jibianshisuoweizuibianyidehufupintaozhuang，yitaoxialaiyeshidongzhehaojiwan。
haiyoubushaocengredudeyingxiaohaotongjilesuoyoujiangpin。
suanxialaidejiazhi，jianzhishijingdaileyeneiren。
haiyourenxiangnazhiqiandesuowei“choudaoderendoushishenyaogongzuoshizijiren”laijiaohunshui。
开玩笑。
haoburongyishenyaoshenshangdereduhetaolunduzheimegao。
liujiezenmekenengfangguo，hairangrenpozangshui。
tazhijielianxilejigeyingxiaohao，rangrenbamuqianrenlingjiangpindeweibozhanghaozongjieleyixiafachulai。
yushi，suoyourenjiufaxian，zheixieipdizhijihubianbulequanguogegechengshi，suiranyinianqingnvxingjuduo，queyeyoulingxingjigenianzhangderen。
zhiyaorenzhenqukanguoneixiebozhudeweibozhanghaoneirong，jiunengfaxian，chuleyibufenshishenyaodefensiyiwai，qizhongyousanfenzhiyideren，shenzhidoubushizhuixingzu，zhibuguoshiouranshunzhezhiboappredupaixingbangdianjinleshenyaodezhibo，yousuishoudianleyixiacanyuchoujiangeryi。
shoudaojiangpindebozhuziranshigaoxingyoujidong，youneijidongdeshenzhilianfashijitiaoweiboganxieshenyao。
gengshiyaobazijishoudaodejiangpinqianqianhouhouliliwaiwaipaishangshushizhangzhaopian，haiyaopaishehaojigexiaoshipinlaixuanyaoyixia。
ruguozhishizheiyang，reduyeyanxubuleduojiu。
danpianpian，jiuzaireduzuigaodeshihou，shenyaoxiachangle。
shuolai，shenyaoqishizaojiuxiangcanyujinlaile，zhiqianjici，tabeiliujieyaoqiubizui，kanzheneixiefazaizijichaohuaderenlingjiangpindeweibo，tadoukuaibiebuzhule。
rujinbeiliujieyijiejin，limajiuxiangshigangchulongdexiaoniao。
mianduigangjingtiaoci，tashizhijiefangfeiziwo，zhenshenshangzhen。
gangjinga：【shenyaozheibujiushimingxiandehuaqianmaiyaohema？kaiwanxiao，nagemingxingmaibuqijijianshechipina，zheiyetailowle！】
shenyao：【xianqikeyibucanyude，gaibuhuiyiweiwohoutaikanbudaocanyuchoujiangderenyuanmingdanba？buhuiba，buhuiba？buhuizheimetianzhenba？】
gangjingb：【shenyaoyoumeishenmenadechushoudezuopin，ganzheishieryoushenmeyiyia？youqianmeichuhuama？】
shenyao：【qianjinnanmaiwoleyi。】
gangjingc：【zheixieshechipinzhendeshishenyaodezhangfumaidema？tazhennengkanzhezijilaopozheimelangfei？gaibuhuishishenyaozijitaoqianzadeba？】、
shenyao：【fangxinba，wozijiyemaibuqi，woyebujuedezheisuanlangfei。】
dangranle，youneitiaocide，jiuyougengduorenlingjiangpinbiaoshiganxiede。
shenyaojihuzainengshuadaodemeiyitiaoganxieweiboxiadouruanhuhuhuifu。
【buyongxie，zheigewohenxihuane，xiwangniyenengxihuan~】
shenyaozheimeyijiaohe，benjiuredujigaodehuati，zhijiezairesoubangshangbaleping。
lianzheneixiewangrijinguigaoaodepinpaiguanweimenduizhezheiyanggaodereduyezuobuzhule，fenfenxiachang，renlingleyibufenjiangpin。
fensimenziranyetoutaobaoli，reqingdibiaoshiganxiehexihuan。
dangchushenyaozichengtebiexihuanliuxialaidejijianshechipin，zheijitiangedazhuanjugengshipinfanbeifupofensimenxunwen，youqishiapaideyigebaoshixianglian，gengshichuangxialeyingyeexingao。
apaiyingxiaobudoumeixiangdao，neisuoweideguanggaodapianshenzhidouhaimeifabu，shenyaojiuyijingjizijiapinpaidailaizheimegaodereduhezheiyanghaodefankui。
yushi，zheijitian，youjuyaoxuanchuande，youxindaiyanyaoxuanbude，doushayanle。
resougenbenqiangbuguoshenyao。
xiangyaominglianlicuicufensizuoshujude，cuikejindemingxing，gengshibeifensimenduihuilai。
zhuishenyaoyoukenengchoujiangchoudaogezhonghaoli，zhuinijiuzhinengkejintutouzuoshujunvgong！
催！还好意思催！！