第1章

“aaa!niyonglia!yonglidinga!nidaodixingbuxinga!xigou——!”

江城传媒学院。

女生宿舍内。

cike,caoqiyezhenghanliujiabei,erbianyingraozhenvdaxueshengmenhuarongshisedejingjiao。

erta,zhengmaozulechinaidejinger,sisidingzhesushemen。

“waibibabu......waibibabu......”

menwaibuduanchuanlaishixuedepaoxiao,yigemanliannongchuang、gaodufubaidesangshitouluzhengkazaimenfengzhong。

tamianmuniuqu,fengkuangdizhengzhazhe,yankanjiuyaopomenerru。

“wei!songmaiwaimaide,nitmmeichifanma?yigedananren,liangenvrendoulanbuzhu?zhendiuren!”

“shijingera!niyaoshibatafangjinlai,womendoudejinipeizang!”

“ei!?zheibushizanmensushedeguanliyuanayima?tahaoxiangshengbingle,woyouyiliaoxiang,nirangtajinlai,wokeyibangtazhiliao!”

mianduirucijinjidezhuangkuang,caoqiyeshenhoudesangenvshengbujinbubangmang,haiyizhizaipangbianbibilailai。

叫得他心烦意乱。

caoqiyejinnianershisisui,yuanbenshiyexiaocheng,yougebaiwanshenjia。

quebuliaobeihehuorenwuzhenghaoxiatao,bujinpianzouletadesuoyouzichan,haiqianxialejishiwandaikuan。

tayechangshiguodongshanzaiqi,kexingyedefengkouguole,zaijiashangdahuanjingbuhao,zuizhongdoushibaile。

wunaizhixia,tazhinengxianpaopaowaimai,huanjieyixiazhaiwushangdeyali。

guizhidaolanxingturanbaofasangshibingdu,chedijiangtakunzailenvdasushe。

“bietmbibile!ganjinguolaidabashoua!”

caoqiyeyishengnuhou,tashizhendeyaodingbuzhule。

“zheixietilihuoerbudoushinimennanshenggandema?pingshenmerangwomenzheixiexiaoxiannvbangmang?yaobushibeikunzaizheisusheli,huanzuopingshi,ben**yijuhua,jiunengjiaolaishijigetiangouguolaiqiangzhegan,naerlundedaonizheigesongwaimaidedanghuhuashizhe。”

“a!aaaaaa——!nihouwo?nipingshenmehouwo!nizhidaowoshisheima?wokeshiqianwanfensidecosrbozhu!”

“waimaixiaoge,nitingwode,guanliyuanayideqingkuangkanqilaibushihenhao,nirangtajinlai,wodongyishude。”

yigebeitiangouguanhuaide“xiaoxiannv”。

yigeqingxubuwendingdejianjiaonv。

haiyouyigewanquangaobuqingchuzhuangkuangdeshengmubiao。

yaobushicaoqiyezijiyezailimian,tazhenxiangbasangshifangjinlai,yaosizheijigebiyangdewanyi。

毁灭吧!

这操蛋的世界!

jiuzaicaoqiyegandaojuewangzhiji,taturankanxiangleyipangjianjiaonvtoushangdejinshufazan。

suiji,caoqiyemuguangyilin,haobuyouyudicongduifangtoushangduoxiafazan,ranhoumengcisangshiguanliyuanlianshangbaoqideyanqiu。

“噗呲!”

suizheyishengqingcuidexiangsheng,sangshideyanzhuzirutongzhaliedeguoshi,bansuizhelingrenxinjideheianyeti,sichufeijian。

“waibibabu......waibibabu......”

chaneijian,sangshifachuleyilianchuannanyimingzhuangdeqiliaihao。

kenengshiganggangbianchengsangshideyuangu,susheguanliyuanayisihuhaibaoliuzheyidingdetongjue,zaicanjiaoshunjianchuxianleduanzandetuoli。

caoqiyekanzhunjihui,shunjianfali。

“哐当”一声。

sushedemenzhongyubeichediguanshang,suizhecaozadeshengyinbianxiao,fangfojiangyiqiedekongjuyuhunluangejuezailemenwai。

rangcaoqiyehuodeleduanzandeanningyuchuanxi。

“zhenshifeiwu,gaolezheimejiucaibamenguanshang。”

“aaa!ninini......nijuranrangzheixiechongmanechoudeyetijianlewoyishen,nizhidaowozheitiaoqunziyouduoguima!?”

“bushi,nimenzaiganshenme?weishenmeyaozheiyangshanghaiguanliyuanayi?kuaibamendakaia!”

meiyoulihuizheisange**。

caoqiyetanruandizuozaimenkou,shuangshouzhandouzhejizijidianleyigenhuazi。

先压压惊。

zheiyanshitapingshiyonglai“huilu”zhanzhangde,tazijiyi**zhai,zhichou5kuaiyibaodehongqiqu。

“呼——!”

caoqiyejinbishuangyan,tanlandixileyikouxiangyan,rangnongyudeyanwuzaikouqiangzhongpaihuaipiankezhihou,caizhongzhongdituchuyikouzhuoqi。

“nijiwoqilai!sheitmrangnizaisushexiyande?xiatounan!zhenexin!”

caoqiyegangchuanyikouqi,yipangde“xiaoxiannv”youkaishijiaoxiaole。

taditoukanlekanshouzhonghaimeichouwandehuazi,xiaoxinyiyidijiangqilizaiqianggen。

suihouzhenglileyixiafaxing,huanhuanzhanleqilai。

“啪——!”

yishengqingcuideerguangshengzhouranxiangqi。

caoqiyelingzhenqishou,yijidazuibazihenhenchouzai“xiaoxiannv”lianshang。

“guangguzhechouyan,wangjichounile。”

yadaoxingdeliliangzhijiejiangduifangshuaifeichuqu,zhongzhongshuaizaidishang。

“ni......nijuranhaigandaren!?woyaobaojing!a......”

yipangdejianjiaonvgangyaofachuneifanzaocierdejiaosheng,quebuliaoshunjianbeicaoqiyeezhuhoulong。

zaiduifangjingkongdezhushixia,caoqiyeduizhuntadexiaofu,shangqujiushiyigebaojixizhuang。

“呜呜呜~~~”

houzhezhijiequansuozaidishang,kaishichouchuqilai,zhinengfachuweiruodewuyansheng。

“nibuqudasangshi,zhihuidanvren,suanshenmebenshi?”

xianzai,jiuzhishengxiayigeshengmubiaohaizaibibi。

caoqiyegangzhunbeiwulixiaoyinshi,queturanfaxianmenwaidesangshihaoxiangzaiyoujiezoudezhuangmen。

“dong——!dong——!”

congzhuangjidejianduanlaikan,yinggaiyouduanzandezhupao。

“nibushiyaojiurenma?wochengquanni!”

caoqiyeyibaqiazhushengmubiaodebozi,jiangtatuodaomenbian,tongshitouguomaoyanguanchamenwaideqingkuang。

chenzhesangshihoutuizhupaodejianxi,tazhouranjiangsushemendakai,zhijiejiangshengmubiaorengdaolesangshidehuaili,ranhouganjingliluodijiangmenzaiciguanshang。

“aaa!buyaoa!guanliyuanayinizaiganshenme?buyaozheiyang!sheilaijiujiuwo!dage,wocuole!kuaibamendakai,rangwojinqu!!!”

buyihuier,waimianjiuchuanlaileshengmubiaowubiqicandejiaosheng。

danhenkuaijiuruolexialai,bianchenglesangshixixisusudekenyaosheng。

zuowanzheiyiqie,caoqiyezheicaiwanyaojiangdishangdehuazijianqilai,xixipinwei。

“shufule!zhongyushufule!”

caoqiyeyizhenshenqingqishuang。

tayijingrenzheisangenvrenhenjiule。

zhisuoyiyikaishimeidongshou,shiyinweidumenyongguangleliqi,yaozuozaidishanghuanyihuier。

zheiyang,darendeshihoucaiyoujinger。

tasuiranbushishenmelianjiazi,danzuoweiyimingwusuobunengdewaimaixiaoge,zaisongwaimaidebannianqijian。

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meidianbenshi,tazaojiubeixueyuanmenkouhuitaiquandebaoandayejilanzaiwaimianle。

shaoweihuanguoshenlai,caoqiyekaishisikaozijidechujing。

tamuqianbeikundeweizhizainvshengsushe8lou,loudaoneixianzaiquanshisangshi。

congnvshengsushedechuanghuzhenghaokeyikandaoxuexiaodecaochang,waimiandeqingkuangbicaoqiyexiangxiangzhongdehaiyaozaogao。

怎么说呢?

kanbixianshibandefushanxing。

xiangyaocongzheilitaochuqu,jihushibukenengdeshiqing。

weiyikexingdebanfa,jiushibeihaoshiwugenshuiyuan,dengdaijiuyuan。

xiangdaozheili,caoqiyeganjintaochushouji,kannengbunengzaiwangshanghuoqushenmeyouyongdexinxi。

buchutasuoliao,suoyouwangluodouyijingbeizheichangqiansuoweiyoudedongluanxijuan。

sangshibingduganranlequanqiu,zhenggelanxing,wuyixingmian。

yugu,yijingyouyibanyishangderenleidouyijingbianchenglesangshi。

bujinruci,tiankongzhishangshenzhikaishichuxianledamianjideweizhimiwu。

jiexialaideshijian,mashanghuiyinglaitingshui、tingdian、xinxizhongduan、shiwujinque......

shijiemorizhendeyaolaile。

“哈哈哈哈哈哈!”

raner,mianduijijiangdaolaidemoshi,caoqiyemeiyougandaoyisideweiju,fanershizichaodidaxiaoqilai。

“laoziqiandeqian,zhongyutmbuyonghaile!”

【叮!】

【jiancedaoninqiangdadeneixin,yijimianduimoriwusuoweijudetaidu,yibeixitongdingweitianxuanzhiren。】

【moshilaixi,weilebaoweishijiedeheping,weilerenleiwenmingdeyanxu,guancheaiyuzhenshidexiee,keaiyoumirendechaojixitongzhengzaijihuo......】

【gongxisuzhu,zhizhenpifuxitong,bangdingchenggong!!!】