第3章 呀,好丑,这谁呀

“fangpi!”xuxiushuo,“ninalishijielanlanhuijia,nigenbenjiushiweilebajiequangui,yaojianglanlanjiajimujianeigezhiwuren。”

tanyajinglenghengyisheng,“zhiwurenzenmele?mujiaderen,napashigeside,yebushinixiangjiajiunengjiade,yejiushimenglanzheiyatouminghao,shengrishichenganghaogenmujianeiweipipei,fouze,zheizhongtiandadehaoshi,nalihuilundeshangnimen?”

yigexiangxiatubaozi,haishigechoubaguai。

xuxiubeiqidehunshenfadou,“zheizhonghaoshiwomenbuxihan,nimenxihan,dakerangnidelianggenverjiaguoqu。”

“那可不行。”

tanyajingzenmekenengrangzijidelianggenverjiaguoqushouhuogua,danshitayouchuixiangenmujialianyindehaochu,suoyicaihuibagulantuichuqu,“mujiazhimingyaomenglan。”

“指名要我?”

gulanzuijiaogouzhelengyi,hunshenshangxia,daizhehunrantianchengdexie,tayonglandexianqiyanpi,“haoa,wojia。”

mengzhikungentanyajingdedaolemanyidedaan,henkuaijiulikaile。

xuxiujianrenlikai,lianmangshuodao:“xiaoxiaojie,nibunengjiaa,tingshuoneirendouzaichuangshangtanlesannianle,niyaojiaguoqu,neibushipeishanglezijideyibeizima?”

gulanxiaodao,“waigong,ninzenmeyouhanwoxiaoxiaojie,dougenninshuoguoduoshaocile,woxianzaishinindewaisunnv,wojiaomenglan,ninfangxin,wozenmehuijiani?sheidayingde,sheijia,wobuguoshixiangjiecijihuihuidaomengjia,tizhenzhengdemenglan,nahuiyuanbenjiushuyutadedongxi。”

mengzhikungenxuxiudenverrenshizhichu,yebuguoshigeqiongxiaozi,yaobushixuxiubaduonianzaigujiazuogongzanxialaideqian,naqujitachuangye,tanayouxianzaidefengguang。

keximengzhikunbudanbuganen,fanerzaixuxiudenverhuaiyundeshihouchugui,suoyitanyajingshengdedanver,zhibimenglanxiaojigeyue。

xuxiuquebufangxin,“mengjia,jiushiyiqunchirenbutugutoudechusheng,fouzedangnian,wodenver,yebuhuisizaishoushutaishang,niyigexiaoguniang,nalidoudeguotamen,suanle,suanle,zanbugentamendou!”

gulanyongdamuzhicenglecengchunjiao,xiaodeyoupiyouxie,“waigong,ninhaijidejiuwodeneitian,genwoshuoguodehuama?ningenwoshuo,daidaowoyuyifengmanzhishi,yidingyaotimamagenwaigongbaochou,xianzai,ruguowolianyigexiaoxiaodemengjiadoushoushibule,haizenmequtimamagenwaigongbaochou?”

gulanshuowan,taitoukanzheqianfang,yanshenjianrenyoushensui:songwenxuan,hehui,wohuilaile。

xiawusandian,heisedebenchishangwu,tingzaihaichengmengjiabieshuqian。

“ba,ma,nimenhuilaile?”lianggechuanzhemoxionglifudenianqingnvhaiziyingleshanglai。

zheishihougulancongchehouzuozouxialai,tachuanyijianbaidilangezichenshan,shuixiseniuziku,shenxingxianxiyaotiao,hunshensanfazheyiguyonglandeqidu。

lianggenvhaizixianshiyileng,yanzhonggezishanguoyimojise。

gulantaitouchaozheibiankanguolai,luchubanzhangliandetaiji。

nianqingyidiandenvhaizi,guzuojingyazhuang,“ya,haochou,zheisheiya?”

mengzhikunweiweicumei,“jiaojiao,buyaoluanshuo,zheishizhiqianjiugennimentiguodejiejie,menglan,lanlan,tamenshinideliangweimeimei,mengjingenmengjiao,yihou,nimenyaohaohaoxiangchu。”

mengjiaobuxiedepielepiezui,“youshenmehaohaoxiangchude,kantaneifuqiongsuanyang,youqiongyoutu,haishigechoubaguai,guaibudeyaojiajiyigezhiwurenni。”

gulanmanbujingxindetiaoletiaomei,daizheyiguzimomingdexie:“shuohuaxiaoxindian,wanyirewobugaoxing,daoshihouyaojiajizhiwurendekenengjiushinile。”

mengjiaoqidezhiduojiao,“mama,nikantaduoxiaozhang。”

tanyajinggangyaofahuo,mengzhikunyijiyanshenkanguoqu。

tarenxianuhuo,qingshengdeanweizijidenver,“biegentayibanjianshi,wanshangjiuyaodaitaqujianmujiaderenle,daoshinimenliangge,chuanzhezheimepiaoliang,yaoquzuoshenme?”

mengjiaoxiangzhihuakongqueyiban,zaishitanyajingmianqianzhuanleyiquan,“mamanikanwozheijianlifupiaoliangma?nibushishuojintianyaoqumujiama?wogenjiejie,yexianggenzheyiqiqu。”

haichengmujiashibainianshijia,jiazufanmao,tingshuogendidoudemujiachuzitongyizhixi,daoxianzaidouhailianxijinmi,suiranmujiadeneiweizhangfangdisuntangzaichuangshangchenglezhiwuren,danshimujiayouchuxidenanrenduodeshi,zhiyaosuibianbangshangyige,wanghoutamenjiukeyizaihaichenghengzhezou。

tanyajingduizijilianggenveryouzheizhongxiangfa,shenshixinwei,tasuiranmeinengjimengzhikunshenggeerzi,danshitazijueshengdelianggenver,xiangmaozaihaichengyeshiyidengyidehao,biyanqianzheigelianshangdingzheyidakuaitaijidechoubaguaibuzhidaopiaoliangduoshaobei。

suoyi,tazheimepiaoliangdelianggenver,zenmenengjiajiyigezhiwuren,choubaguaigenzhiwurencaishijuepei。

“haohaohao,mamadainimenyiqiqu。”

gulankemeixingzhizaizheilikantamenmunvqingshen,tashensesanmandeshouhuimuguang,lianshangdaizhebunaifan,“wofangjian?”

dalaodeyuqi,duoshuoyigezi,douxianfan。