第1章
“林厨，林厨。”
mengmenglonglongzhong，linfengturangandaoyourenzaituiziji。
linchu？linchushishenmewanyi。
linfengbunaifandehuixiashoushiyiduifangliyuandian，keshineigeshengyinhaishigencangyingyiyangzaierbian“linchulinchu”dejiaohuan。
bansuizhebuzhidaonalaidehongmingsheng，chaoderenshizaishuibuzhe。
linfengzhihaozhengkaiyan，zhengzhunbeikaima，yingruyanliandechangjingrangtaheyitiao。
caidao、anban、guowanpiaopensuiyiduizhe，luzishangdehuoyijingximiele，danchouyouyanjihaishifachuhonglonghonglongdexiangsheng，gujiganggangtingdaodehongmingshengjiushilaizizheili。
haiyoucailuanzaozaoduidedaochudoushi，zaotaishanghaiyougezhongwuzi，zheifenmingshigechufang。
tamingmingjidetazhiqianzhishiaodayehouzaibangongshixiaoqiyihui，zenmeyizhengyanjiudaolezheimegezangxixidechufang，zheishishenmeezuoju？
“这是哪儿？”
linfengyibazhuazhuganggangdaraotadenanrendashengwen。
jianlinfengyilianxiongshenesha，nanrenyiduosuo，quleyanlinfenghuidadao：“zhei，zheishijuzuchufanga，linchunishuihutula。”
juzuchufang？linchu？woshigechuzi？woyigezhizhidaodianwaimaipaopaomian，shiyongchujuzuiduodejiushiweiboludemanongchenglegechuzi？
这是什么新型笑话。
jianlinfengzhanzhefadai，nanrenxiaoxinyiyidetuituita：“linchu，ni，meishiba？shibushishuimengle。”
“a？a，womeishi。nishishei？nigangganghan**ma？”
林峰回过神。
nanrenxiaoxinyiyideshuo：“lindachu，nibujidewola，woshichangjixiaolia。nengbunengjiwozuodianchide，zaofanyemeichijiushanggong，chengdaoxianzai，wokuaiesile。”
linfengzheicaizhuyidaonanrenchuanzheheisedeshangyi，shoushangnazheyikuaichangjiban，changjibanshangheranxiezhe《sanshengsanshishilitaohua》。
linfengsisuoxia《sanshengsanshishilitaohua》zheigemingzi，xiangqizheibushihaojinianqianfeichanghuobaodedianshijume。
zheibupianzizhongduoyulequandingliuyunji，dangshilianduizheizhongticaifeichangbuganxingqudelinfengdoukanlehaojiji，liandaizherenshibushaomingxing。
yejiushishuozijixianzaishenfenshihaojinianqiandebaokuandianshijujuzudechushi。
dagaiyinweizuizhenjingdebufenyijingguoqule，linfengmianduizijituranchuanyuedaohaojinianqiandes＋dianshijupaishexianchangshifendanding。
“你想吃什么？”
linfengzuiliwendao，zaixinliqueanxiangdengxiabuguantashuoshenmedoushuobuhuizuo，dafazouzheigejiahuozailiudaowaimiantanchaxiajutiqingkuang。
meixiangdaohuayingangluo，linfengnaohaizhongturanxiangqidingdingdongdongdeshengyin。
“gongxijizhuhuode‘shishenxitong’，gaixitongkebangzhujizhuzoushangshishenzhilu，qingjizhushanyonggaixitong，weibangzhujizhukuaisushuxibenxitong，tesongshangchushicaipu——“yangchunmian”yifen。”
jinjiezhe，linfengmianqianchuxianyigeguangping，shangmianyouxuduofangge，zaidiyigefanggeli，huazheyiwanmiantiao，shangmianbiaozhuzhe“yangchunmian”sangezi。
“qingwensuzhushifouxuyaoxinshouzhiyin？”
那个声音又响起。
“需要！”
linfengganmangzainaohailidashenghuiying。
“benxitongshiyikuanjimeishituijian、pengrenjiaoxue、shicaixuangoudenggongnengyuyitidezhinengcanyinfuwuxitong。
“benxitongneizhilefengfuduoyangdecaipu，zhiyaoningensuiwodezhidao，baozhengrangninzuochuhaochidefancai。
“zhidezhuyideshi，zanmeininderenyueduo，wojiunengjiesuoxindecaidan，rangninbuduanchangshigengduomeiweijiayao。
“bangdingshishenxitong，rangwomenyiqikaiqimeishizhilv，zhuninchidekaixin，zuodeyukuai！”
yidaduanhua“kuangkuang”guanjinlinfengnaozhong，kanlaizheigexitongmuqianhaishigechushihao，xuyaoshengjicainengjiesuogengduoneirong。
shengjidebanfajiushizuodongxijibierenchibingqiededaozanshang。
这不就是集赞么。
linfengchenyinpianke，turantaitoukanxiangchangjixiaoli。
“niganggangkandao、tingdaoshenmema？”
“kan…kandao？woshenmeyemeikandaoa。”xiaoliyijiling，“linchunijintianzale，zenmeqiqiguaiguaide。”
“kenengshitaileile，xiuxiyihuijiuhao。”
linfengfuyandehuida，kanlaizheigexitongbierenshimeifakandaohuozhetingdaode，huanyanzhizhiyoutazhidaozheigeshishenxitong。
jiexialaitaxuyaoxiangbanfashuxiyixiazheigexitong，shunbianlejiezijimuqiandechujing。
kanzhemianqiananziguanchataliansedexiaoli，linfengxinnianyidong，shouhuibendasuanjujueduifangdexiangfa。
jiunatazuogeshiyanceshixiazheigexitongdegongnenghaole。
yushizaixiaoliyanzhongyuanbennuqichongchongdelinfengturanlianseyibian，heyanyuesediduizijishuo：“niganggangshuozijieleshiba，xiangbuxiangchiyangchunmian，wojinizuo。”
changjibendoudasuanfangqirangchushijiaban，xianzailinfengjurankaikoutongyijizijizuochide，nalihaihuitiaotiaojianjian，lianmangdiantou：“haodehaode，xinkulindachu。”
“neinidaowaimiandengwoba，chufangzhongdi，xianrenmoru。”
linfengshuozhebachangjiganchuchufang，bijingtayebuzhidaoshiyongxitonghuibuhuiyoushenmetexiaozhileide。
wanyizaizuoyangchunmianshi，sizhoujinguangshanshan，neiyetaiherenle，tahaibuxiangtaizaobaoluzijidexitong。
dengquedinghaochufanglimeiyouqitarenhou，linfenglikediaochuguangping，dianji“yangchunmian”tupian，naohaizhonglikefuxianyangchunmiande**liucheng，fangfoyijingzuoguojibaicineiyangshulian。
zheijiushi“shishenxitong”denenglima，linfengxinliyizhenjidong，ganmangnaqizhuangmiantiaodexiangzi，turankanjianmiantiaopangchuxianyixingzi。
【miantiao，pinzhiputong，chandinanshi，xinxianchengdudi】
zheijiushisuoweideshicaixuangougongnengma？linfengzaixinzhongmoxiang，shoushangqueyikebutingdebamiantiaofangzaipenlizuozhunbei。
henkuai，linfengjiufaxianzhiyaozijizhushiyizhongshicaishijianlvezhangxie，shicaipangjiuhuichuxianzheizhongshicaideshuxing。
chufanglidaduoshushiwupinzhidoushiputong，xinxianchengdudouhendi，youdexinxianchengdushenzhishifulan。
kanlaizheigeshitangdeshiwubushihenxinxianme，zheigejuzudegongzuorenyuanyetaikelianle。
linfengtiaojianlejikexinxianchengduzhongdidexiaocong，youwaleyishaoxinxianchengdudidanpinzhilianghaodezhubanyou，xinxiangbuguanzenyangxianbaxiaolidezannadaoshou。
taduihoumiandeshipuzhendehenhaoqi。