ranerdengwulinggenjuqingbaodundaolechumu,tacaifaxian,buduijing。
tagengshanzhangyidefuren,wudedede,nengmideyiqundaxiaozaizimenpidianpidiangenzaitashenhou。
gaizenmecainengkuaisuzhanshizijidemeili?jitabaolianggetoukankan?
laibujiduoxiang,chumuyijingkuaizoudaotamianqianle。
gaishuobushuo,zheixiaokelianerzhangdehaizhentingjun,gaogezi,kuanjianbang,pifuyoudianhei,dangengfuhewulingshenmei。
xiaoshuolinanzhu,shigebamianlinglongaishuoaixiaodexingzi,zuoweiduizhaozu,chumuzeshibugouyanxiao,biaoqingkuifadebingshan。
wulingbarenjilanzhu,jichuheaikeqindexiaorong,“xiaotongzhi,woyoudianshixianggennitantan。”
chumutingzhujiaobu,shenzizhandebanzheng,“tanshenme。”
“谈婚论嫁。”
wulingxipixiaoliandicouguoqu:“wojializaijiwoxiangkan,wojuedenitingheshide,nijuedezenmeyang?”
chumupingjingdelianshangweiweichuxianyisibolan,rangwulingjuedeyouxi!
“xianziwojieshaoyixia,wozheirenpiqihao、zhangdehao,buzhudonggenrenchaojia。”
“buxihuanreshi,qingxutebiewending。”
说白了就是懒。
“dongshitinghuahaoyanghuo,haixihuanbangrenjinbu。”
bijingtajuanqilaizijicainengtangdegengshufu。
wulinghushanzheshuiwangwangdexingyan,youwenletayibian:“nijuedezenmeyang?”
chumuchenmozaichenmo,zhongyushikailekou:“nijiaoshenme?”
“wuling,yongtiancunwujiaderen,nidatingyixiajiu……,bu,yebuyongdating,nixiangzhidaoshenmezhijiewenwojiuxing,waimianhaoduorenhuiluanshuohua,buzhidexiangxin。”
wulingxiaodetiantiande,“zanliangyikanjiuhenyouyuan,baonichibulekuishangbuledang,nikaolvyixiabei?”
chumumeizaishuoshenme,gentadianlexiatouraoguotazoule。
“neishichenghaishibucheng?guoranshigexiaobingshan。”
wulingpiepiezui,qichanghaiguaizu,getaneigeshijiehuoxuyenenghunchugemingtang。
huiquhou,wulingjijidizongjie,“wohaiyouhenduoyoushimeizhanxianchulai,diyicimeijingyancangcule。”
sunxuejuedetakezhendou,tachulelianhaiyougeshayoushi?
jieguowulingbanantidiutashenshang,laoshenzaizaidao:“nilaishuoshuo,woshenshangdeyoudiandouyounaxie?”
sunxueelebantian,biechuyiju:“pifubai,yanjingda?”
“shuodianwobuzhidaode。”
tabuzhidaozijijiuzhidaole?!
wanxingdeshi,zheizhongzhemohenkuaijiudaotoule,meiliangtian,chumuhaizhentuoletamencunderenshangmenshuomeilaile。
wulingmozhezijixuebaidexiaba,jiaoaodedouxiangqiaoweiba。
kanlaitagouyindebucuoa,zijimeizhuneryouzheigetianfu。
sunxueheguilanzeshiyibianbianzhuiwen:“zhenshuodeshichumu?meigenwomenshuoxiao?”
“nizheirenshuohuazhenshide,zheizhongshiernengshuoxiaoma?zaiwoshoulishuochengdeduolequle,wonenglianzheidounongcuo?”
“aiyahuashenwobushineigeyisi,niyezhidaowojiawuling……,neichumubushihaiyougewawaqin?”
“zhaoledaduishangderentuile,shuoshifengjianyunie,xianzaidoubuxingzheige。”
sunxueheguilanmianmianxiangqu,wulingnandaoshihulijingbiande?haizhenrangtagouyinchengle?
……
yongtiancunwujianeigeshenmedoubuhuidejiao**dingqinle,dingdeshigebicuntuiwudechujiaxiaozi。
cunlizuzhixuexideshihou,haoxierendoulaigensunxuedating:“chujiaxiaozizenmehuikanshangta?jiuyinweizhangdebai,haokan?”
sunxuetaitaiyan:“nagenanrenbuxiangqugepiaoliangde,nibufeihuama。”
“neigebuyiyang,wosaozijiushigebicunde,shuozheigechumudaxiaojiuwenzhong,renhaixiaoshun,huicunhoushichangqucuihuajiabangmang,liangjiajiudengzhebanshier,zenmehuituranjiubianlegua?”
“youshenmexiqide,neishitazhiqianmeijianguowuling。”
“suoyizheinanrenyo,kanzhezailaoshiyebuguanyong,guzilijiushixihuannianqingpiaoliangde,nianqingpiaoliangguangepiyong。”
“jiushi,dengquhuiqufaxianshigebangchuijiulaoshile。”
hualiduoshaodaidiansuanwei,wulingyunqihaochengzheiyang,sheinengbusuan?
zheihuierwulingyijingkaishigenzhequshanggongle,zhengzhinongxian,huobutaizhong,tayoushizuiqingshengde,zuozuoxiexie,ouernazhutonghekoushui。
“nikezhenjiangjiu,zheimedianershuiheyixiawule,gaibuhuishitoulanba?”
tongcunaxiuyinyangguaiqi,qiangguoquhuanglehuang,limianhaitingchen。
“wojiushuonishitoulan,jiezheheshuibuzuoshi,rangwojidaizheleba!”
wulingjiangzhutongnahuilai,chaotafanlegebaiyan:“guantianguandihaiguanrenheshuifangpi,nizheimenengnaizenmemeirenxuannidangdaduizhang?”
“你……!”
axiudunshizhanghonglelian,wulingzenmeganzheimegentashuohua?tabushisangunzidabuchuyigepidemenhulu?
“haoa,niyiweinigoudashanglegetuiwujunrenjiulebuqileshibushi?niyoushenmehaodeyide?!”
wulingyouzaidihuanlegedunzhedezishi,“wominghaoa,deyizenmele?yixiangdaoyihounengguohaoriziwojiugaoxing,nijuranbuweiwogaoxing,nizhenshibushanliang,butuanjie。”
“nicaibushanliang!nizheige……!”
tadedasangmenbafudaduizhangtianjuanyoujizhaolaile,“ganshenmeni?buhaohaozuogongzaizheierliaoqitianlaile?”
“tianduizhang,wulingtayoutoulan!yihuierheyikoushuiheleyixiawu,neizhutonghaishimande!”
axiujicongcongdigaozhuang,tianjuanmuguangkanxiangwuling。
wulingmeinuodifang,mantuntundao:“woshibushededuohe,minyiminzuichunjiugoule,naxiangyouxieren,yebuzijidaishui,yitangtangdiquduishangshuitongneierpailaozhangdeduiheyidapiao,hewanmeijifenzhongyouyaoqujieshou,tianduizhang,nishuodaodishisheizaitoulan?”
axiuzheihuijiushichenzhejieshouhuilaidelushanglaizhuawuling,tingtazheimeshuohuangmangbaishou:“womeiyouyihuierquyitang,wojiu、jiuquleliangtang……”
“laihuiyitangshijiankebuduan,huilaileyebuxiangzhezhuajinzuogong,paowozheierlaihujiaomanchan,haidanwu**huo,tianduizhang,zheizhongzuofengkeyaobude,yaoshidouxueleta,neidajiadoubieganhuole,lailai**heshuijieshouzhaojiachao,yitianjiuguoqule。”
tianjuanyanshenshanleshan,zhuanshenyansudikanxiangaxiu,“fenjinidehuodouzuowanle?wojidenifuzedeneipiandibuzaizheili?”
“wo、wojiushundaolaikanyiyan,patayoutoulan……”
“nishundeshenmedaoa?jintianzhijinijiwufen,ruguozaiyouxiaci,kouniniandifenhong。”
axiudelianshuadeyixiabaile,yigezibuganduoshuo,dizhetoucongcongwangzijifuzedepianquzou。