zhangmangshenchushoujiangjinghunweidingdexiaotuantuanyibalinleqilai,rengzaigongpinqian。
xiaotuantuanyanshenhuangzhangdewangzheta,zheicaitouguodandandeyueguangkanqingzheilairendemianmao。
zhijianzheirenyitouwuheimaomidetoufa,jianmeixingmu,youlengyoujiaodelianjunmeijuelun。
yishenhuangsedaopaojiangshencaigouledexiuzhangyouxing,jiaoxiacaideshibaisebaguaxue,shenhoubeizheyigebaguaqiankundai,guazhebaguajing,tongqianjian,taomujian...
zhangmangmeitoujinlejin,cirenyintangfahei,yuanqichanshen,qitianbisi。
tadandandeshuodao:“guixia。”
“嗯?跪下?”
xiaotuantuanmeitouzhoujin,yuqizhongyouxiebuman。
她为什么要下跪?
jiuyinweilaizheilimaoxian,jiuyaojitaxiagui?
凭什么!
talianseyihan,yaotoudao:“nizheirenmomingqimiaode,wocaibuyao。”
“qitianhengsi,niqueding?”
zhangmangdehuayuhenman,danyuqihendichen。
“woxiaotuantuanyoubushihedade,nihaixianghehuwo?zuomeng!”
xiaotuantuanmeihaoqideshuozhe,jianggaoaodexiongfutingleqilai,youyiwuyidejiangjingtouduizhunzhangmangdelian。
youzhibojianzheimeduorenkanzhe,zheijiahuoyinggaibugansangxinbingkuangduizijizuoxieshenmeba?
zhibojiandedanmuturanduoleqilai:
“zheinanrensheia!haoculua,zhenmeilimao!”
“weishenmerangtuantuanxiagui,jianzhihuche!”
“团团怼的好!”
“zheirenzhangdezhenshuai,youdianxiangwomenxuexiaodexiaocao!”
“loushangde,nineigexuexiaode?shitianhaidaxuedema?wojuedeyemanxiangde!”
“duiduidui,jiushitianhaidaxuedexiaocao!”
“ganjuejiuheshuangbaotaiyiyang,yimoyiyang!”
“wa,celianhaoxiangtebiehuodenanmingxingzhangshijie!”
“zhendeei,haoshuaie!”
“ou,niguanzheijiaoshuai?wotule…”
danmufengkuangdeyilunqilai,reduyezaizhujianzengjia。
xiaotuantuanyingerfeidexiaolianshangfuxianchuxiaoye,qingmouzhigougoudekanzhezhangmang。
ruguodanmubushuo,tadoumeiyouzhuyizheinanrendezhangxiang。
zheimezixiyiqiao,zheinanrenzhangdehaimanshuaidema!
wuguanduanzheng,jianzhijiushinanmingxing!
buguo,jiushiyoudiantaibadaole!
xiaotuantuanjuezhezui,xinlifanqilediguzhe。
zhangmangpiaoletayiyan,shunjianbianrenchuleyanqianzheigenvren。
tabushizuijinwangshanghenhuodenvzhuboma,mingjiaoxiaotuantuan。
她不是颜值主播吗?
dabanyepaozheizhongguidifangganshenme?
直播?
buguotaduizheixiexingqubuda。
tazaojiukandaoyourenjinlaile,buguozhiyaobudaraotadegongzuo,tayelandelihui。
danzheinvrenzhenshidanzifei,jiulianguishenchidedongxidougandianwu。
真是不怕死啊。
jiranyushanglewozhangmang,yesuanshitafufen,neijiujiuniyimingba。
zhangmangsuikoushuodao:“suanle,suini。”
zhangmangmomodecongyaojiankuankoudaitaochusangenqingxiang,shangzuichunyipengxiazuichun,biankandaoniaoniaoqingyancongxiangkoupiaoqi。
talaidaogongtai,sanbaijiukou,bianjiangqingxiangchazaixianglushang,suihouniantaozhe:“tianyuandifang,lvlingjiuzhang,wujinxialing,wanguifuzang,jijirulvling!
zhijianzheiyidaojinguangcongzhangmangniejuedeshouzhifeichu,zhengzhongxiaotuantuandeshenti。
yidaojinsebowendangyangkailai,fuzhezaixiaotuantuandeshentishang。
yishunjian,tashentiganjuedaodebinglengchuganyanxiaoyunsan,fanerxiangshipaowenquanyibanshufuwennuan。
xiaotuantuanshifenxiangshoudeyingningyisheng:“haoshufua...”
zhibojianshuyibaiwanderendouzaiguankanzhangmangbaijiguishen,yishijiandanmufeisheng:
“gangcaihaoxiangkandaoleyidaojinguangfeilechuqu,shitexiaoma?”
“zheijiadaoshiniandeshenmedongxi,laoziduzidoutengle!”
“xiaosiwole,zheijiadaoshibuhuishixiaotuantuandebangshouba?”
“gujiquanshixiehaodejuqing,zhengouxue!”
xiaotuantuankanzhezhibojianlidedanmu,jiezoufeiqi!
taliansexiuhongdejieshidao:“mei...zheijiahuoturantiaochulaide,woburenshitade。”
danmuhaizaibutingdeshuaping:
“neituanzikeyaoxiaoxindianle,zheinanrenkenengduitumoubugui。”
“baozhonga,tuanzijie。”
“zheijiahuobuhuishishipinbozhuba?zaizheilibandaoshi,lusucaini?”
“shuobudingrenjialaizheilipaishipinde,xianzaiyouxierenweilehuokeshishenmeshiqingdounengganzuo!”
“wojuedeyeshi,xianzainiumabozhuzhendehenduo!”
zhibojianlimianyilunfenfen。
tamenjuedezhangmangshimougehuazhongquchongdeshipinbozhu,zaizheilipailingyishipincengredu。
xiaotuantuankanzhedanmudefenxi,yejuedehenyoudaoli。
tayanshenjingtidekanzhezhangmang,suishoujiangjingtouladehenjin,duizhepingmuxiaoshengdigudao:“zheinanrenhenkeyi,wojuedekenengshigeshenjingbinghuanzhe...”
神经病患者?
zhangmangzuijiaobuyoudechouchuliangxia,laozihaoxinjiuni,nijiuzheimemaitaiwo?
talenghengyisheng:“gangcaijininiandequguizhou,yicishiwan!”
“啊!”
xiaotuantuanshunjianjingxing,qiaoliandaizhebonu,shuangmuruhuodedengzhezhangmang。
zheijiahuojiusuibiandongledongzuipizi,huluanniantaoliangju,jiuyaorenjiashiwankuaiqian!?
这不就是抢劫吗?
xiaotuantuanmianhongerchi,jiangjingtouduizhunzhangmangdelian,nushengdao:“ni...zheifenmingjiushiqiangjie!wogaosuni,zheiliyoujibaiwanrenzuozheng,dangxinwobaojingzhuanie!”
zhangmangbuxiedepiezhezui,piaoleyiyanxiaotuantuan:“de,zaozhidaorangnisizaizheilijiuhaole!”
xiaotuantuanqidesaibanggugu,duiyuzhangmangshuodehuabiaodazhefennu。
zheijiahuojingran**luodezuzhouziji,zhenshikee!
nandao,tashiguyizheimeshuode?
xiangyaoyinqizijidezhuyi?
danzheijiekouweimiantaiguofenleba?
zhenlaotu,zheiyangjiuxiangyinqiwodezhuyi!
xiaotuantuanxinlizheimexiangzhe,duizhangmangdeyinxiangshunjianjiangdidaolebushao。
zhangmanglengmouqiaoletayiyan,dandandeshuozhe:“zheibushinigailaidedifang,meishijiuzaodianhuijia。”
xiaotuantuanliansefeihong,yuqiqiangliedezhengzhidao:“pingshenmezheilizhiyouninenglai,wobunenglai!”
“yinweiwoshige...maoshandaoshi。”
xiaotuantuanyanshenguaiyidewangzheta,zhangmangdebiaoqingshifenlengdan,yuqihenqing,jiuxiangshizaishuoyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshi。
danmuyesuizhezhangmangdehua,xiaoleqilai。
“maoshandaoshi?zheirenzhenyouyisi,doushenmeniandailehaiwanzheitao?”
“jiushi,yikanjiushidianyingkanduole,zouhuorumole。”
“wokantajiushiguyizheimeshuode,borenyanqiu,ranhoushipinyouredu。”
“xiaotuantuanxiaoxindiane,zheinanrenkenengzaiguyixiyinni。”
“wojuedeyeshi,danshizheijiekouyetaihanhanledianba?”
看着这些弹幕飘过。
xiaotuantuanyejuedezhangmangshiguyizheimeshuode。
zheidoushenmeniandaile,keshiershiyishijia!
yaojiangjiukexueyuanli,quchufengjianmixin。
haizaizheihushuobadao,zheishijieshangzenmekenengzhenyoumaoshandaoshizheizhongrendecunzaini?
wokanzheijiahuojiushikanxiaoshuodianyingkanrumile,zhenyiweizijishilinzhengyingni,shigemaoshandaoshi!
笑死个人。
tagaxiaoliangsheng,buxiedelenghengdao:“wocaibuxinni。”
suihouzhuanguotougendanmujiaoliuqilai。
“随你。”
zhangmanglengshengluoxiayiju,biancongshenhoudaizizhongnachuyiwandaotoufan。(daotoufanjiushibawanliemifanshengman,anjieshizhihou,zhenggedaochulai,rangmifanxianchuwandexingzhuang,ranhouzaibamifandaozhizaiwanli,baochiwandichaoshang,erqie,mifanyidingyaoshijiashengdemifan。)
tashoujiaomalidebaihaoanzi,jiangdaotoufanfangzaizhongjian,youcongdaizizhongmochusangenqingxiang,yitafuzhi,yihezhusha,yizhimaobi。
kanzheyiqiezhunbeituodang,zhangmangmengdiyifangentou,bianzhanzaileantaiqianmian。
tashouzhongniezhefuzhikouzhongmonianzheshenjue,buguosanxi,zhangmangyanzhongdunshijinguangyizha,shouzhongniezhedefuzhijingranzijiranshaoqilaile!
zheiguiyideyimu,rangxiaotuantuankandezhenzhenqieqie。
tadengdayanjing,lianshangmanshibukesiyi!
gangcaishizijikanhuayanlema?
suishouyihuifuzhijiuzheqilaile?
这是什么套路?