“maoshandaoshizhendecunzaima？”
“doushenmeniandaile，womenyaoxiangxinkexue，buguoshixiehunongrendebaxibale，dangbudezhen。”
“buzhidao，tinglaorenshuoguo，yiqiannaowenyideshihoujiuyoumaoshandaoshixiashanshizhou，haiyouyizhongshenqideshouduanyongyongfuzhijiunengzhibingjiuren，shouduanshenqi！”
“nikeladaoba，laozidefeiaiwanqi，yaobuniyerangtajiwozhizhi？”
“daoshigegezhangdetaishuaile，woxinzangbingdouyaofanle！”
danmushunjianweiraozhemaoshandaoshizhankailejiliedetaolun。
yifangrenweimaoshandaoshizhenshicunzaibingqieyoujikexun，lingyifangrenweimaoshandaoshijiushifangshi，gunongxuanxudepianzi。
yankanzhibojiandedanmuyijingxiongyongpengpai，zhengchaochengduyijingdaolefadianhuahaomayuejia，busibuxiudechengdu。
xiaotuantuanlianmanggankeliangsheng，shitujianghuatizhuanyichuqu：“keke，dajiayidingyaoxiangxinkexue，buyaozaitaolunzheixiebucunzaidedongxile。”
tabijingshigenvhaizi，sangengbanyezainaoguidejuminlou，zaidadedanziyejinshoubuzhuzheibankaoyan。
genghekuang，xianzaitadeshenbianhaiyouyigeqiguaideren。
danmushangtaolunzheguiguaiyishi，nanmianhuiyouxiehoupa。
tademiansemanmanningzhong，queshichenggongdejiangzhongrendehuatizhuanyiledifang。
fenfentaolunqixiaotuantuanjinghuangshicuodemoyangshanglai。
弹幕纷纷调侃道：
“e，dandabaotiandetuanjie，yuanlaidanziyejiuzheimeda。”
“jiushi，yihoubiejiaoxiaotuantuanle，jiaoxiaodanziba。”
“tuanjiebiepa，nikankannishenhoudejuminlou，buyemeiyounaoguinima？”
“tuanzi，buxingjiucheba，kanjihaizihede，ganjinhuantiaokuziba。”
zheiqunkeedejiahuo，jingranganchaoxiaoziji？
xiaotuantuanqifendeyaoyaqiechi，zhishiqingmoupieleliangyan，bianzhigougoudekanxiangqiheiyipiandewuding。
tahuanhuandejiangjingtoulajindaozijimianqian，yachidazhandeshuodao：“haoxiang...juminloulimian，youren...changge！”
juminloulimian，huranpiaoyangqiyizhenkongbudegesheng：“lalalala...”
geshengyouxieqican，xiaotuantuandunshimaogusongran，lenghanzhimao。
tajiangshixianhuanhuandiyidongguoqu，yijianchuanzhebaiselianyiqundenvhai，zhengzaixiangtazhaoshou。
mianmuyouxiequhei，huozheshuoshi，wanquankanbuqingmianrong。
“来啊！来啊！”
tadeshengyinhenqinghenqing，quetouzheguiyidexiyin，rangxiaotuantuanjingranqingbuzijindexiangqianmaibu。
yibu，yibu，xiangzhejuminloumenkouzouqu。
此时弹幕炸开了锅：
“wohaoxiangyetingdaolegesheng，danshihenxiao！”
“biehehuwole，wodanzikexiaole，yijingsuojinbeiwolimian，bugandongle。”
“loushangneibaisedeshishenmedongxi，yishanerguo！hesilaozile！”
“**，buhuizhendenaoguileba？”
“tuanjie，zanmenkailiuba？”
danmuqizuibashedeluanzuoyituan。
ercishidexiaotuantuan，zaoyijingshuangyanwushen，xiangshixingshizouroubandepanshanxingjin。
shouzhongjinjinwozhude**gan，huanhuanluoxia，gezhiyishengqingxiangchuanlai，**ganbiantuoluozaidishang，yantaiquesisidibaozaihuaizhong。
弹幕顿时惊慌：
“zheishenmeqingkuang！buhuizhenyushangxiesuileba？”
“wozaojiutingshuozheijuminlounaogui，zhenchushile！”
“不行就报警吧？”
“ganjinjiuyixiaxiaotuantuanba！”
xiaotuantuandemiansejiqicanbai，naohaizhongzhiyouneihuhuanshengzaibuduandezhongfu，rangtafenbugushendexiangqian。
“guolai，guolai...”
xiaotuantuandemianqianbianshipolanbukandedamen，limianyinyuemaozhelvguang。
ta**deshouzhang，zhengzaihuanhuandixiangtashenqu。
“wei，zaizheiganmani。”
zheishi，congmangganlaidezhangmangyiyanbiankandaoxiaotuantuanzhengzaiwanglimianshitan，jiakuaijiaobuyibajiangtalanxia。
tadeshouzhangyijingdazailexiaotuantuandejianbang，zhengzaimanmandefali。
keshi，zheixiaotuantuanfangfoyoushibuwandeliqi，zhengpinmingdezhengtuozhangmangdeshouzhang。
嗯？
zhangmangmeitouyizhou，dunshizhengtiaogeboqingjinshunshibaoqi，quefaxianliangrenlilianggenbenbunengtongyierlun，zijizhinengmianqiangkongzhizhuta。
xianzaidezhubodouzheimebuyaominglema？
mingzhidaolimianshiguiwuhaiwanglimianzou？
真就钱大于一切呗？
tayanshenyihuodekanzheta，dao：“wei，jinlimiankeshihuiside，niquedingyaojinqu？”
turan，tazuoshoulinzhedehongmaogongjifachuzhenzhenqilidejiaosheng，shunjianrangzhangmanghuiguoshenlai！
buhao，zheixiaotuantuanpabushibeilimiandeguigoulehunle？
zhengzaicishi，xiaotuantuandeshoubeituranyonglibaituojianshangdeshou，miansefennudeduizhezhangmangkuanghoudao：“gunkai！”
neishengyinshifendeshaya，jiuxiangshiyoulingyigezaixiaotuantuandetineifachudeyiban。
xiangshichenzhongdenanrensheng，youchanzazhenvrendejianjiao。
zheishengyinzhenghaobeiyipangwaixiedeshouji，paishedeqingqingchuchu。
zhibojianlimiandedanmudunshifeiteng。
“gangcaineigeshengyingenbenbushixiaotuantuande！”
“buhuizhendezhuangguileba？”
“xiaotuantuan，nikeqianwanbuyaoyoushia！”
“zhenjibade，zheijiaoshenmeshi！zhenheren！”
danmufengyongerlai，pingmuqiandelidiyijingmeitoucujin。
tabenyiweishiyanxi，quefaxianzheishiqingzhengouguiyide！
不会真的闹鬼了吧？
tacongpingmuneideloudingkandaolekaifashangpaizi，qingxidexianshizhe“zidafangdichan”deziyang。
tashunjiantaochushouji，haobuyouyudebotonglezidafangdichandelaozongrenwoxingdedianhua！
“wei，laoxing，nimenneigejuminloushibushinaoguia！”
duifangdianhualishiduoduosuosuo，yuqidoubiandeyouxiehaipa：“shia，zheigeshiqingyijingfanlezijihaoduotianle，wanquanbugankaifa，wozaiwangshangqingleyigedashi，jinwanjiuguoquzhuagui..”
lidikanzhepingmushangqingxiudezhangmang，jidongdao：“shibushiyigenianqingren？”
duifangyuqituranbiandeyouxiewunai:“dui，jiushiyigexiaodaoshi，kouqihaitingdade，shoulewosanqianwanni！”
jixudao：“duile，lilaodi，nizenmezhidaode？”
lididandanshuodao：“e，wozhengkanzheni！”
“kanzhe？zainakande？”duifangyitingzheihua，dunshilailexingqu。
“qiezhibo...xiaotuantuan！”
lidishuozhe，bianzhitingjianduifangneitoudahanyisheng：“kuaijiwodiaochuqiezhibo，woyaokanxiaotuantuanzhibo！”
嘟嘟嘟...
shuoba，duifangjiuguaduanledianhua！
lidijiangshoujifangxia，quanshenguanzhudekanzhepingmuqiandeshaonian。
shaonianmianselengran，zuijiaoluchuyimolengxiao。
wodaoshiyaokankan，nizheixiaodaoshi，daodiyoumeiyouzhenbenshi！