“nimenzaiganshenmeni！”
ninglaoyezizhuzheguaizhang，zaiguanjiadechanfuxiacongcongcongloushangxialai，chenxialianhechi：“burangnichumen，nihaibanvpengyoudaidaojialilai，zhenshizhangbenshileni！”
ninglaoyezibujiuqiangangguolebashidashou，zailaonianrenzhongsuanshizhangshoude，shentiyizhifeichanghao，zainanchengxiangdangyouweiwang，shuoqihualaizhongqishizu，sihaomeiyoubingzhongchanshendeyangzi。
ningjuezuipaninglaoyezi，youqishininglaoyezibanqiliandeshihou，tawugujile：“wobushi，womeiyou，yeye……”
“xiaotiancheng，xiaohaizibudongshishizhengchangde，buyongzheimeyanli，dayidunjiuhaole。”
ningshuangbuzhidaoshenmeshihoukaozaileyipangshafali，lanyangyangdekaikou，“ruguonishentibushufu，wokeyidailao。”
ningjuemudengkoudaidekanguoqu。
ganggangningshuangneimeshuodeshihoutahaiyouxiebuganxiangxin，dantaxianzaizhongyukeyiquedingle。
yanqianzheixiaoguniang，meizemeiyi，danjiushijingshenyoudianbuzhengchang。
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ninglaoyeziweiweizhoumei，daliangzheningshuang。
yanqianzheigexiaoguniangdeshuohuayuqi，hetajiyilideneigeren，jianzhiyimoyiyang，chuleta，jiuzaiyemeiyourenhuineimechenghuzijile。
youqishizaitongbeirendouxianhouqushihou，weiyihaijidetade，sihuyejiuzhiyouzijile。
ninglaoyezizhuzheguaizhangdeshouweiweiyouxiefadou，liantazijidoumeichajuedao，zhanshengwen：“zheiweiguniang，ni……”
ningshuangxianqiyanpi，kanlekanninglaoyezi，mouseweining：“nihaizhenshiyuehuoyuedaotuile，lianzheidianxiaobingdouzhibuhao？”
huayinluodi，ningjueshensedunshiningzhongleqilai：“ninengkanchuwoyeyededeshishenmebing？”
yiqianlaiyingzhengdeneixiesuoweidemingyi，lianyeyeshifoudebingdoukanbuchulai，buguolaoyezizheibingyedequexiqiao，zhizaimeigeyuedeshiwuhaofazuo，debingzhirenbihuitongbuyushengqiesangshilizhi，meiyourenheshouduannengyouxiaohuanjie，erqie，meibansuizheyicifazuo，laoyezideshentidouhuigengjiadeshuairuoxiaqu，qijinyijingbannianyouyule。
zheihaishidiyigeshenzhilianbamaidoubuyong，jiunengkanchulaiyeyebingqingderen。
ningjuelianqilezhiqianneifuwanshibugongdebiaoqing，suranwen：“zheibingnengzhima？”
“dangran。”ningshuangshuo，“qishishuojiandandian，zheibingyezhiyouningjiarenhuide。”
“ningjiarendoushizixiaopaozaizhongyiyaolizhangda，danshiyaosanfendu，jingnianleiyuexialai，zheiduxingyeburongxiaoqu。”
ningshuangzoushangqian，haobukeqidebakaininglaoyezideyanpikanlekan，ningjuekandexintouyitiao，gangxiangshangquzuzhi，jiubeininglaoyeziyitaishoudaduanle。
“haihao，duqihaiweigongxin，yaozhiqilaiyehenjiandan。”
ningshuangyishenshou：“zhibi。”
yongrenlikequnalezhibiguolai，ningshuangfushenzaianbian，feikuaidexiexialeyizhangyaofang，wangninglaoyezishouliyisai。
“meitianyici，yongzheixieyaocaiaochengdeyaotangpaozao，yigeyueyinggaijiukeyiqudechabuduole。”
ninglaoyeziyesuanshijingliguodafengdalangde，napashidezhizijishenhuanzhongbinghouyemeiyoudongyidongmeimao，cikequelianshoudouzaidou。
tamanmandakaineizhangyaofang，yikandaoneishuxidebiji，yanquandengshijiuhongle。
shibiaozhundeshoujinti，xingyunliushui，tiehuayingou，zheiyangdeziji，tazheibeizizhizaiyigerenshenshangkandaoguo。
erqie，xiangtazheizhongbing，yezhiyouningjiazaoxieniandeziliaojizaizhongyou，danyinweiniandaijiuyuan，zaojiuyijingzhaobudaozhiliaofangfale，weiyinengxiechuzheizhangdeyaofangde，jiuzhiyou……
ninglaoyezituiyiwan，jiuguidaozaileningshuangmianqian。
“老祖宗——！”
yinyindaishangkuqiangdeyishengluodi，ningjuezheicishizhendechadianshale：“yeye？”
chuyuzheixienianduilaoyezidejingwei，neiyiju“nishibushifengle”zaizuibianzhuanlezhuan，haishimeiganshuochukou，danyechabuduole。
“nihailengzheganshenme，haibuguolaiguiguonilaozuzong！”
ninglaoyeziyebuzhidaonalilaideliqi，yibajiangningjueyingshengshengdecheleguolai，yazhetadejianbangjiuwangxiaan，“zheibanmeidameixiao，ranglaozuzongkanxiaohua！”
zheishiningjuejintiandiercibeima“meidameixiao”le。
ningshuangzuozaishafali，manyouyoudebonongleyixiazhangfa，yipaicixiangdekaikou：“daoyebubirucikeze，woyixiangbuzaihuzheixieguijude，niyeqilaiba。”
yexushiyinweigangganglaoyezidehua，ningjuehuanghuanghuhude，jingzhencongyanqianzheiyangjingzhidebukefangwudelianshangkanchuleyidianneimegaoshenmoce，xianfengdaogu……
xianfengdaogugepia！zheigenbenjiushigenianqingqingdehuangmaoyatou！
danninglaoyeziquelikecongdishangzhanleqilai，yiliangongjindedizhetou：“laozuzongshuodeshi。”
tayibianshuo，yibianrenbuzhuqukanningshuangdelian。
zaitadejiyizhong，ningshuangsideneiyinian，tahaishigexiaohaizi，jiazulilianzanglidoumeirangtaqu，erhoulaisuizheshidaodongdang，heningshuangyouguandedongxilinglingzongzongdeshisanlebushao，weiyibeitazhenzangdaoxianzaidedongxi，yejiuneiyizhangbeitashiruozhenbaobanguazaiketinglidelaozhaopianle。
suiranrongmaoyijingdabuyiyang，dandangninglaoyeziduishangneishuangqiheirudianmobandemouzishi，haishiyiyanjiurenchulai，neimouzhongshencai，hedangnianbiewuerzhi。
yixiangdaozheili，ninglaoyeziyourenbuzhuhuiyiqilezijishaonianshigenzhelaozuzongshenbianderizi，tadeyishudoushiyoulaozuzongqinshoude，jinguanxianzaitayijingbeiyuweidangshideshenyiguoshou，dantazhidao，zijibiqilaozuzong，haishichadetaiyuan。
ninglaoyezimolemotonghongdeyankuang，wen：“laozuzong，ninbushiyijing……”
yishuoqizheige，ningshuangyeyouxielibuqingsixu。
“jutidewoyebuqingchu，zongzhi，xianzaizheijushentibingbushiwode，woyezhishijieshenhaihuneryi。”
danruguoshineigenanrendehua……
ningshuangnaohaililveguosongtalainingjiadeneigenanren，yexu，tahuizhidaoshenme。
yipangdeningjuemomowuzhulelian，miandezijikongzhibuzhu，dangzhelaoyezidemianmachushenmezanghualai。
henhao，lianjieshenhaihundouzhengchulaile。
tayeyebushiyixiangtingqingxingdema，zenmexianzaibeizheimedijidepianshuhongdetuantuanzhuan？
ningjuejuedeshouhuyeyedezhongdanluodaoletajianshang。
tatoumomodequjiaoluojidageningjingquleledianhua。
ningjingzhengzaikaihui，jieqidianhuashiyuqixiangdangbunaifan：“niyouzaijialigaochushenmeluanzile？”
“bushiwo！”ningjuemiaoleyiyanninglaoyezi，yadishengyindao，“shiyeye，yeyehaoxiangbuzhengchangle！”
“……”ningjingpingxinjingqidewenta：“nizhenxiangwohuiqudaduannidetuishibushi？”