第3章 不介意补个洞房

mujinsenshuozhe,bianbaozhexiahemudabuliuxingdezoujinlebieshu。

“shishishi,wozheibeizidoushinidenvren。”

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mujinsenjianxiahemuyifanchangtai,meiyoushuoshenme,mouzidichuisaoletayiyan,faxiantalianshangzhendeyangyizhexingfudeganjue。

呵,演技真好。

mujinsenzaixinlilengxiaoleyisheng。

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budengfanying,tadeshuangshoujiubeimujinsenandaoletoudingshang,“kaca”liangsheng,beikaozailechuangtou。

“你干嘛?”

huiguoshenlaidexiahemuyonglidechelexiashoubei,jiutingjiantoudingshangchuanlai“dingleguanglang”deshengxiang。

“xiahemu,shouhaonidebenfen!”

mujinsendeshouzixiahemudelianjiafumoerxia,mengdikouzhuletadehoujing,shengyinlengyingerwuqing:“fouzewobujieyisuoniyibeizi!”

xiahemudingzhemujinsendeyanjing,taturanfaxian,mujinsensuiranbiaoqinghenlideduitashuohua,ketayandiqueyouzheyangaibuzhudezhire。

qianshideta,jinghaowuchajue!

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danhenkuai,tajiuqingxingguolaile。

zheigenvrenweilesongpingyangloudougantiao,youzenmehuizaixiayimiaozhongduitaxiao?

mujinsenyanmouzhongdezhireshunjianxiaotui。

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tazhidao,xianzaidemujinsengenbenbuhuixiangxintadehua。

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houjiebuzijuedegundongleyixia。

“nizhidaonizaizuoshenmema!wobujieyixianzaijiubazuotiandedongfangbuhuilai!”

xiahemuyijiuxiao,shengyindaizheguhuo,“woyebujieyia!”

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“shuoaiwo!mumu,shuoaiwo!”mujinsenshengyindichenshaya。

“aini……”xiahemudeshengyinyouxieninanbuqing。

“我是谁!”

“老公……”

“jiaowodemingzi!”mujinsenqiangshideqiuzhe。

“mujinsen,mujinsen,mujinsen……”