第2章 重生成大胖子(1999字)

嘟嘟――

koudailideshoujituranzhendongqilai,songqingyunachulaiyikan,jingranshishenqiaoyindedianhua。

zheige**haiganjitadadianhua?

songqingyuyayizheyandidenuhuo,zoudaochuangbianjieqidianhua。

“songjie,womeixiangdaonihuizheimekuaichuyu,jintiandeshiqingzhendebuguailuzong,yaoguaijiuguaiwoba,shiwogouyintade……”

shoujili,shenqiaoyindeshengyinchuchukelian,haoxiangbeizuolaobeipituiderenbushisongqingyuershita。

songqingyulengxiao,zheisuanshenme?yituiweijin?tazhenyiweizijihuixiangyiqianneiyangxincishouruan?

“songjie,wozhidaonixinlikendinghenhenwo,yinweiwobudanhailenizuolao,shuileninanpengyou……erqie,haihaininiushanglejiaohuai,yongyuanbunengzaihuidaottai。”

songqingyumengrandengdayanjing:“nishuoshenme?”

shenqiaoyinguzuoyihuo:“songjienandaowanglema?liunianqian,niturancongtaishangshuaixialai,daozhiyoujiaohuairendaiyongjiuxingsilie,zheibeizidoubunengzaichuangaogenxiezaizouxiu……zheidoushiwozuodeya!”

songqingyunaoziliwengdiyishengzhakai。

“竟然是你……”

hunshendexuechongdaotouding,songqingyuzaiqifendaojidiandeshihou,queturanganjuedaoyizhenhanyicongbeihouchuanlai。

xiayimiao,tazhijuedeyigujudadeliliangmengdituixiangtadehoubei,henhenjiangtacongyangtaishangchuangbiantuilexiaqu!

shentizhengzaijisuxialuo,shoujiliquechuanlaibinglengsenhandexiaosheng。

“songjie,nifeiqilaideyangzikezhenmei,yaobuyaowobangniluxialai,dengnidaolediyu,meishideshihouhaikeyifanchulaikankan?”

songqingyumuhendeziyulie,lianpasidouwangle,zhihenbudenengjiangshenqiaoyinqiandaowangua!

哐当――

yishengjuxiangconglanfangjieshangtouchuanlai。

liangbianlurencongmangtaitou,quejianyigerenyingcongguanggaopengshangkuaisuxiazhui。

yucitongshi,yiliangheiselaosilaisituranconglukoukaileguolai。

chedutaikuai,sijisuirankandaolejisuzhuiluodeshenying,yegenbenlaibujichache,zuizhongzaishenyingzhuidishunjianzhanguoqu,youhuaxingleyimihoucaitingxialai。

chaneijian,zhengtiaojiexianrusiyibandejijing。

jimiaozhonghou,yigeshenchuanzhifudenanrencongjiashishizouxialai,zoudaosongqingyushitiqianjianchaguohou,qishenduichehouzuoneirendao:“xiansheng,renyijingsile。”

chechuangyaoxialeyigefeng,waimianderenkanbuqingneirendelian,queyinyuenengkandaotaditou,sishikanleyanshoubiao。

suihou,qinglengdichendeshengyinconglimianchuanlai:“niliuzaizheierchuli,ruguosizhejiashunaoshi,jiudadianhuajiruanzhengling。”

sijigongjingdiantoudao:“shi。”

jimiaozhonghou,laosilaisizhongxinfadong,yangzhangerqu。

zhouweizhongrensuiranyilunfenfen,quemeirenganlanzhe。yinweigangcaineigenanrenconghouzuozouchulaihuandaojiashishishi,suoyourendoukanqingchulenanrendelian。

jiangchengquanshizhetiandeshangtanjue,mobeiyan。

“tianna,zheimepangderenjuranyeganlaibaomingmotedasai,tashinaozijinshuilema?”

“haiyou,nimenkantashenshangchuandeshenme?jimao?jianzhiyaoxiaosiwole,wodiyicikandaoyourenpizhejimaocanjiamotedasai!”

“dengdeng,tazenmeturanbudongle?buhuishiyundaoleba?”

“wei,nixingxing,motedasaimashangyaokaishile!”

好吵……

songqingyumomohuhuzhengkaiyan,quejianyigegeshenchuanqizhuangyifudeshenying,zaizijimianqianbuduanhuangdong,jiuxiangyiqunkaipingdekongque。

songqingyudaidaiwangzhezheixieren,naoziliyoudianzhuanbuguolai。

tamingmingjidezijibeirencongshiyilouchuangkoutuixiaqu,yinggaiyijingsilecaidui,kezheishinali?nandaotahaihuozhe?

jiuzaizheishi,hounaoturanchuanlaiyizhenjutong。

jinjiezhe,dalianggenbenbushuyutadexinxi,kuaisudiyongrutadenaohaizhong。

“baiqingyu,nv,16sui,jiangchengyizhonggaoyixuesheng,shengao175,tizhong175,shouzuijinrebohanju《chaomozhilian》yingxiang,juexinchengweiyimingmote,zaijiarendegulixiabaomingcanjiale2017jiexinmiankongmotedasai……”

tizhong175jinhaigancanjiamotedasai?

songqingyuzongsuanzhidaogangcaineixienvrenweishenmehuiweizhetaxiaogebutingle。

gengkuazhangdeshi,zheigebaiqingyusihuwanquanbuzaihuzijidetizhong,cansaiqianjuranhaizaichishupian,ranhouhaoqiaobuqiao,jiuzaigangcai,beiyikuaishupianjiyesile!

zairanhou,yuanbenyijingsidiaodesongqingyu,jiuzheimemomingqimiaozhongshengzailezheigejiaobaiqingyudedapangzishenshang……

“wei,pangzi,nimeishiba?”

turan,yourentongletongsongqingyudegebo。

songqingyuniutou,yingruyanliandeshiyizhangzhuangrongyanlidelian,zhikexizheirenwuguanzhangdehenqingdan,zheiyangdezhuanggenbenjiubushiheta。

“白卿语。”

neinvrenyizheng:“shenme?”

songqingyudandanzhongfu:“wojiaobaiqingyu。”

sheizhidaoneigenvrenqueturanxiaoleqilai:“yuanlainijiushijbandebaijurena!”

baiqingyuzaijiangchengyizhongqueshiyouzheimegechenghao,suoyiyanqianzheigenvrengentashiyigexuexiao?

songqingyufanwen:“worenshinima?”

neigenvrenwanquanmeitingdongsongqingyubuxiangdalitadeyisi,fanertingzhileyaoban,yilianjiaoaodiziwojieshao:“wojiaosuchenjin,yeshijiangchengyizhongde,buguowozaiaban。”

nvrenhuayingangluo,zhouweijiuchuanlaixisuidetaolunsheng。

“wa,tamenliangjuranshijiangchengyizhongde,haolihai!”

“nengkaojinjiangchengyizhongqueshilihai,keninandaomeitingdao,neigebaijurenshizaijban,zheiyenengjiaolihai?”

“shenmeyisi?jbanzenmele?”

“jiangchengyizhongmeigenianjizonggonga—jshigeban,abanzuihao,yicidijian。zhiyudiaocheweidejban,sheidouzhidaoneilimianquanshikaoguanxihesaiqianjinqude,lianqitaxuexiaodechashengdouburuni!”

“yuanlaishizheiyanga,neiabanqibushihenlihai?”

“neidangran,wotingrenshuo,zhiyaonengyizhiliuzaiaban,gaokaojiukendingnengkaoshangzhongben!”

“哇……”

zhouweichuanlaiyipianxianmudechouqishenggengongweisheng。

suchenjintingdexinhuanufang,shenseyeyuefajiaoao,jiansongqingyubudalita,jiugenlingwaijigewaixiaonvshengpantanleqilai。

songqingyuduishenhoudechaoxiaoshengchongerbuwen,zhijieqishenzouxiangweishengjian。

weishengjianliyoumianluodijing,songqingyucongtoudaojiao,zixidaliangleyibianzheijushenti。

xiangbiyubierenzenmekan,tagengzaihudeshi,zheigeshentishibushizhendeshihezuomote。