第三章 除非你有老年痴呆

sumadechuganxiangxiaodianhuayiyangzaierchuizhouweizhakai,xuliusuhedewanghouyidan,“zheihuashiwoshuodema?”

“chufeiniyoulaonianchidai。”

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bangexiaoshihou,xuliusuzhanzaimoucantingmenwai,haizaiweineijulaonianchidaiergenggengyuhuai。

cantingli,munanxianzhengzailuodichuangqian,tashenhouzhanleyipaicantingjinglilingbanfuwusheng,zhenggecantingdoubeibaochang。

zhiyoutadongzuoyouyadifanzhecaidan,congrongbupodidiandan。

duimianchuanzhexiangnaiertaozhuangdeqianjinxiaojieyijingkaishipinpinansongqiubo,kemunanxianzhizhuanxinyucaidan,sihubingmeiyoukandao。

zuihoutacaitaiqitou,chongduifangweiweiyixiao。

shensuidemeiyanfangzhewenroudeguang,jihuyaobarennibi。

qianjinxiaojiejihulikesuruan,xiaodehuazhiluanzhan,zhengyaokaikoushuohua,lengbudingdibeirencongpangbianhenhenyiji。

“zheijiushinizuilishuodexiangqinnv?”xuliusugaoaodeyanshensaoleyiquan,jiuxiangshikanhuowuyiban,bochunweiqi,“kanzheixiongchicunbuduijing,pashilongdeshihoujishubuguoguanliuxiadehouyizheng,zaijiashangzheiliangbiandaxiaodouyouxiebuduicheng,zuodeshihouyaoshiyigebuxiaoxinniehuaile,luodaoleshouzenmeban?zhidaoshijiade,haibuzangzheyanzhe,pianyaoxuerenjialushenmesuxiong,meihuozenmelu?”

qianjinxiaojiebeixuliusuzheiyituiji,yuanbenjiudidelingkou,cikegengshichunguangdaxie,quesihaomeiyoujiaoxiu,fanerjuedezheishigehenhaodejihui。haibudaitabiaoxian,xuliusudeyifanhuadaoshirangtalianseyizhenqingyizhenbaide,bianhuawuqiong。

“nisheia?!zheigesao……”qianjinxiaojiemengdixiangdaoduimiandemunanxian,dunshizhizhuleyutuochukou“hulijing”sangezi,qiangrenzhefennu,zhuangzuoshunvdewendao,“zheiweixiaojieshisheini?”

guzuojiaochendesangyintingdexuliusuyizhenehan,jipigedaluoleyidi。kanleyiyanduimiandemunanxian,zheirenshenmeyanguanga。

munanxianbuyiweiyi,youyadezuozaineier,shibushidepinyikoushanghaodefaguoshengbaoluoputaojiu,zitaiyonglan,“zenmeshuolaijiulai?ziwojieshaoyixiaba。”

“haizitama。”zaiqianjinxiaojiechayideyanshenxia,xuliusuyouzhilexiaduimiandemunanxian,“tadehaizi。”

munanxiangangjuqifangzaizuibiandejiubeiyigetingdun,kanletayiyan,xiaoyi,jiashen。

zheiyimuluozaiqianjinxiaojiedeyanli,daoxiangshiliangrenansongqiubo,meimuchuanqing。qidefangzaizhuozixiadezuoshoujinjindiwozaiyiqi,shenxianrouli。

xuliusushenshouzhaolaifuwuyuan,dianlebeiguozhi,zitaiyouyadezuozaineier,yishouqingqingdefumolexiashangqiepingtandeduzi,yueerdesangyinrutongshanjiandeqingquan,huangrurenxin。

“baobao,nishuonibabazheishenmeyanguang,fangzhechuntianrandechenyuluoyangezhizaiyibian,pianyaolaikankanshenmeshanjiyejide,zheifendihoudedoukuaiconglianshangtuoluole,xielezhuangpashiliantafumudouburenshile。haiyouzheidaxiangtui。”

shuozhe,bianjianqianjinxiaojieshunzhexuliusudefangxiangkanlexiazijishangqiehaisuanmanyidedatui,buzirandesuolexia。

“zheishuitongyao,jianzhilangfeilezheijianguojidexiangnaier,meiyouduanzhuang,zhiyougenghuaji。”

qianjinxiaojiedunshiyegubudeshenmeliyile,yishuangmeimudengdalekanzhexuliusu,henbudejiangtajisile。

xuliusumiansepingjing,wanquanbatadangzuoletiaoliangxiaochou,jixushuozhe。

“baobaobupa,zheirenjiuyaoyouzizhizhiming,zhangdechoubushitadecuo,zheichulaihuohaibierendeyanjingneijiushitadecuole。womenbugenzheixiegeyongzhisufenyibanjianshi,neixietibushangchuandexiaojiaxiaohu,nenghewomenxiangtibinglunma?”

qianjinxiaojiezheilianseshunjianjiangzile,yinchendedounengdichumo。

“nizheinaerlaidejiannvren,kanwobusilannidezui。”qianjinxiaojieshuowanjiuzhunbeipushanglai,xuliusufanyingjishideganmangzhanqilai,zuodaomunanxiandebianshang,yilianpingjingdikanzheqianjinxiaojie。

“zheizuibazheimechou,pashihaojitianmeishuayaleba;dongzuozheimeculu,yikanjiushiquenanrenmeidediaojiao;rongyichongdong,pashineifenmishidiao。”

waizhenaodai,xuliusumantiaosilididechujielun,“zheishibing,dezhi。”

qianjinxiaojiecongxiaozaijiajiaoshengguanyangde,naershouguozheiweiqu,dunshiqidenubukejie,shanranleixiadepaokaile,liuxiaxuliusuyouzaideduanzhefuwuyuangangsongkaishangdeguozhi,qingqingdeminlekou。

shuolezheimeduo,queshiyoudianerkoukele。

sheizhijiuzhendezhiminleyikou,beizijiubeimunanxianzhijieduozou。

talianzitaidoumeihuan,zhijiezaitadechunyinshangminlexiaqu,yizhengbeiguozhijiumeile。

bochunxiemeidigoulegou,youyimolianyandehuguangyangqi,kandexuliusujiweibuzizaidibieguoletou。

“yanjibucuo。”munanxianzhongkendidianping。

xuliusuzaixinlimomodefanlegebaiyan,“haole,huxiangbangzhuyici,womenliangqingle,zaihui。”

起身要走。

jieguohaimeimaibu,erbianjiuchuanlaiyidaoshuxideshengyin——

“xuliusu,woshuoniweishenmeyaohewofenshouni!yuanlaishiyinweinizaojiuhezheige,zheige……zheigebuyaoliandinanrenanduchencang,lianhaizidouyoule!kanwobuhuiqugaosunifumu!”

zheishengyinyoujianruiyouexin,tingdexuliusuyizhenfanwei,zhuanguotouquyikan,zhanzaizijipangbiande,bushichengningneigechoubuyaoliandeyounengshishei?!

tadunleyixia,lengyankanlexiachengning,bubeibukang。“shuowanlema?ruoshishuowanle,neijiugunba,shengdezaizheierlarenyanjing。”

chengningdelianseshunjianyinchenxialai,zheizhiqianxuliusulengchaorefengyejiusuanle,bijingfancuoderenshita。

kexianzaimingmingfancuodeshilianggeren,tayijiushiyifuweiwoduzundegaolengyang,sihutajiushigebeiweidelouyi,dengdaozhurendeshishe。

nanziqigaishoudaolejudadeweixie,chengningzoushangqian,shuangshouyujinjindezhuazhexuliusudejianbang,“xuliusu,woshizhanan,nijiushigedangfu!”

“dangni——”xuliusuxiayishidexianghoutuileyibu,youyulidaoguoji,luodibuwen,shilimidexigaogenzhijiexiangpangbianguaiqu,yankanjiuyaodaozaidishang。

shenhouquebeirenwenwendangdangdiyijie。

munanxianbuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingqishen,wenwendifuzhuleta。

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