第一章煎饼
wobenshifujiaqianjin，quexinwudazhi，yixinzhixiangbaitanmaijianbing。
zhishitanjianbingdeshoufataiguoshengshu，beigukexiaonvhaiwenshibushibianyijingcha？
wodiandiantou：“nishuodemeicuo，wojiushiwodi。”
bijingchumenzaiwai，shenfendoushizijijide。
zaishuoxiaonvhaihuiyanruju，woqueshishizaizhixingmimirenwu。
wozaiquanchengruzhulvzuigaodexiaoqumenkouzhilegetanmaijianbing。
tianhandidong，wocuolecuoshou，liandajigehaqian。
zaoshangsidianduojiuqunarenjiapeihaodemianhuhecailiao，wudianzhunshidaodazheigecaiguodiandejuejiaweizhi。
bieshuo，shouyisuiranshengshu，danyoumoyouyang，gukehaizhenbushao。
“zhonghuixing，nizenmezaizheier？”
tingdaozheidaoshuxideshengyin，woshaoshaochiyilexia，toudoubuxiangtai。
“runisuojian，wozaitanjianbing。”
suxiaohuchixiaolesheng，yuqidaizheyisichaofeng：“zhonghuixing，nilikaiwomengongsi，hundezheimecha？jiwolaiyigeba，jialianggejidan！”
woyangleyangxiaba：“buhaoyisi，qingnipaidui！”
zheishi，zhanzaiduiwuzuiqianmiandexiaonvhaiqingqingchelexiatamamadeyijiao，haoqidiwen：
“mama，zheigejiejietanbingzheimeben，quanshimiangeda，buhuishiwangshangshuodebianyijingchaba？”
tamamalikewuzhuletadezui。
wolehehedixiaole：“dui，meicuo，wojiushiwodi。”
fanzhengchumenzaiwai，shenfendoushizijijide，zaishuoxiaonvhaiyesuanhuiyanruju。
xiaonvhaipailepaishou：“wa，jiejienihaolihaiya！”
suxiaohutingdaohoucouleguolai，bizihenglesheng。
“tanashishenmewodi，tashigangbeiwomengongsiyouhuadiaole，zhaobudaogongzuo！”
xiaonvhaitaiqitou，bujiediwen：“youhuashishenmeyisi？”
“优化就是裁员。”
“neijiushihebabayiyangle。”
qifenbiandeganga，xiaonvhaidemamahenhendidenglesuxiaohuliangyan，nazhejianbingtouyebuhuidizoule。
lundaosuxiaohu，tachazhekoudaidadalieliediwangjianbingtanshangyikao。
“jiakaochangjialijirouma，conghuaxiangcaidouchima？”
“doujia！zaijialianggejidan！”
wozhanzhanweiweidiyaoqiyishaomianhu，jinjiezheyongshichuanyijiudexingtanbingshoufa，yizhangjianbingkengkengwawa，conghuaxiangcaisadedaochudoushi。
dijisuxiaohuhou，tajieguomeizou，raodaowoshenbian。
“huixing，wanshangdengwoxiaban，womenyiqiqumeiguiwenquanfangsongxiaba。”
wolinzhetieshaodeshouyidun，henbudelunzaitatoushang。
“zuonidechunqiudamengqubasuxiaohu，sheigenniqupaowenquan？”
suxiaohulianseyixiachenlexialai。
“zhonghuixing，niyaobuyaozhaokuaijingzizhaozhao，toufaluanzaozaode，lianshanghaiyouyouzi，nayouyidiannvrenyang，woshikandeqinicaiyaoqingniyiqiqupaowenquan，buyaobushitaiju！”
“suxiaohu，laotongxueyichang，wojinitigexingba。zaodiantiaocao，nineijiagongsikaibuzhangle。”
suxiaohudunshizhamao：“zhonghuixing，nishenmeyisi？wobujiushimeijiqianma，zhiyuzheimezhouwo？laotongxueyichang，haizuolebannianduodetongshixiaohuang，niqingwochigebingzenmele？”
wozhenshiconglaimeijianguozheimehouyan**deren，baibaishourangtaganjinzou。
“xing，qingnichile，kuaizouba。”
suxiaohuluchudeyizhise，langtunhuyandiyaolejikoujianbing，lianseturanyibian。
“zhonghuixing，nizenmemeijiajidan，wobushiyaolelianggejidanma？”
wozhalezhayanjing，guzuojingya。
“aiya，buhaoyisi，woshixinshoubushulian，wanglefangle，zaishuo，nibushimeijiqianma，youdechijiubucuole，haitiaosanjiansi。”
“zhonghuixing，nijiushizhenduiwo，xing，nijiwodengzhe！”
suxiaohukanleyanshoubiao，jicongcongshangbanqule。
mangwanlezheiyibo，womuguangshenchendidingzheduimianxiaoqudechurukou，taochushouji，faletiaoyuyin。
“baogaoduizhang，mubiaomeiyouchuxian。”
diertian，buzhidaoshibushiyinweiwozuodetainanchideyuangu，shengyiyiluoqianzhang。
wosuoxingtaochuleyigexiaomazha，zuozaitanweiqian，yuanyuandidingzheduimian。
“yo，jintianmeigukema？”
jixiaodeshengyinyouyuanjijin，wotaiqiyanpidandandipieleyiyan。
yigedabanshishangdenvrenwanzhesuxiaohudeshoubeizhanzailewodetanweiqian。
“让一让。”
xiangliangzundafoyiyang，doudangzhuwodeshixianle。
“keke，zhonghuixing，jinijieshaoxia，zheishiwodenvpengyou，fangjiahui。”
woneixinhaowubolan，jixiedikaikou：“e，haode，zhunimenbainianhaohe，zaoshengguizi。”
suxiaohujile：“woxianzaihaimeiyoujiehundedasuan。”
“neinishidiaozhetaluo？”
suxiaohubeiduideyakouwuyan。
tafangshenmedenvyoubuhuaihaoyidishangxiadaliangzhewo。
“tingshuonishixiaohudeqiannvyou，hundezheimeluopo。”
“xiaohuhewoshuodeshihou，wohaibuxiangxin，meixiangdaozhenzheimelata，hahaha。”
womilemiyanjing，wojinquantou，congxiaomazhashang“teng”dizhanqishen。
“suxiaohu，niyouwanmeiwan，daizhenidenvren，jiwozouren！”
suxiaohuchenlexiayixiu，kanleyanshoubiao：“xianzaihaizao，yougongfuhenixuxujiu。”
tajianwomeishenmefanying，juzheshouwanzaiwoyanqianshijinghuanglehuang。
“jiahuisongwodexinshoubiao，oumiqiede，yiwanduo。”
wofenxinkanleyiyan，yejiuoumiqiederumenkuan。
zheigepaiziwobadouxiantaibianyi，wanjianchangniandoushilaolishi。
menkoulailequntiaoguangchangwudedama，yinxiangkaidelaoda，erduodouyaozhale。
wotanlekouqi，muguanglinglidisaoxiangtamen。
“zheiweifangshenmexiaojie，shouxianwobushisuxiaohudeqiannvyou，nibuyongduiwozheimedadiyi，qiciwoyebushiyouyiyaojiechuanni，nilindebaohaiyousongdezheikuaibiao，woquannidouqujiandingyixia，kenengshijiade，biebeirenpianle。”
fangjiahuixiayishidilinqibaokanleyansuxiaohu，kanlaijiabaoshitasongde。
suxiaohumianhongerchi：“zhonghuixing，nidongshenmebaohebiao，nimaideqima？jiandoumeijianguoba。”
“我......”
dequewoyigeyuegongzilianshechipindepeijiandoumaibuqi，meishenmeshuofuli。
suanle，hebihetamenjijiao，yexuhusongjiahuoyeshitamendeaihaoni。
suxiaohujianwomeizhisheng，yangyangdeyi。
“zhonghuixing，woyizhixiangwenni，gongsizhuiniderenbushao，niquandoujujuele，weishenme？”
“nibuhuihaizaidianjizhelijinanba，tingshuotahaizailaolimeichulaini。”
“zhenbuzhidaotakandaonichengjintianzheigeyangzi，huibuhuixianqini。womendangchusanjianke，zhiyouwohunderenmorenyang，ai，douguainimenbutingwode，zoulewailu。”
suxiaohudezuichunhaizaidong，erwodeerpanwengwengzuoxiang，shenmedoutingbujianle。
lijinan......tingdaozheigemingzi，xinzangrengyinyintengtong。
tahuixianqiwoxianzaideyangzima？bu，tabuhuide。
neiliangrenzoulezhihou，wobantianmeiyouhuiguoshenlai。
yiqunchengguancongcheshangxialai，chachaolewodetanwei。
“jiedaoqunzhongjubaoniwuzhengjingying，zheixiewomendouyaomeishoule。”
“xukezhengzhengzaiban，mashangjiunengxialai。”
“neibuxing，genwomenzouyitangba。”
congchengguanjujiaoshechulai，yishimusechenchen，zhenghaowoyeleile。
heduizhangqingshiguohoushoulejianbingtanzhuangjinhuolala，huidaowoliangqianpingdedawu。