(bingfeiwanquanwunao,dannaoziyebuduo。)
(daizaozidaxiaodenaozikanzuiheshi。)
pingxingshijie。(pingxingshijiezhongdeguanfanghua,weibanbaihuawen。jianbijiaozhongyaoderen,huozhezhongdachanghe,huiyongbanguyantixi。)
2024年5月。
jiangchengdaxuefujindexiaofanguan。
jiaoluochuyizhangchenjiudezhuozishang,sigemanhuairexuedeqingnianzhenghejiuhedezhengqijing。
yiweimianrongjianyinanzi,zhishizheduimianderen,shuodao:“laosi,gegeyihoubuzainishenbian,niyaohaohaozhaoguziji,biezaibeinvzhuangdalaopianle,haijirenshuqian。”
zuozaitaduimiandewawaliannanshengbuganshiruodihuiyingdao:“zhidaole,laoda,wobuzainishenbian,niyaocaliangyanjingkanqingchuzhanv,kebunengzaibeihaihoujiwanle。zaoqijirennanpengyoutushuguanzhanweizhizheizhongsangxinbingkuangdecaozuo,goutingledouyaotou!”
liangrenjiuzheiyanghuxiangduishilexujiu,turan,puchiyisheng,tamenbuyueertongdixiaolechulai。
“laosan,nichousha,meishuoniside!nineigenvpengyouchenzaofenshou,nizheihaimeibiyeni,jiujintajiamenyici,zhangkoujiushiliushiwancaili。zhenjielehun,kannizheigebingyangyangshenban,gemengujidebaifarensongheifaren。”laodachengyiduitayoushoubiandebingmeirendao。
bingmeirenkanlezaichangdesanrenyiyan,wunaidao:“yijingfenle,shanggeyuedeshi。heyuntabawoshuaile。”
chengyiyitingjuranhaiyouzheihuishi,dajingdao:“shenme?tashuaideni?”
yucitongshi,lingwailianggerenyeyongchayideyanshenkanzhelaosan,daxinwena!tamenyuandexicaojuranbeishuaile!
bingmeirenxiaoyuliang:“tashuo,kanlaozizheifuyangzi,yebushikeyinachu60wanderen。yuqizailaozishenshanglangfeijingli,buruchenzhehaiyounvdaxueshengdemingtou,ganyipiaodade!”
“kao!zheimezhama?bilaodaneigehaiguofen,dangchukeshitazhuideni!haiganyipiaodade,tahaidangzijishimeihuogule?”laosibibidao。
weishenme,weishenmetamenyubudaohaonvren!
xiaoyuliang:“ai!bushuotale。woyijingfangxiale。shuoshuoergeba,tadaoxianzaihaibimaini!”
jiandaosanrendemuguangdouzhuanxiangziji,linjinwugudao:“shuowoma?woshenshangkemeilianqingheiliao!”
“meiheiliaojiushizuidaheiliao!ergewofaxianyijianshi。congdayidaoxianzai,niconglaimeiyouduokanrenheyigenvshengyiyan。zheilimianyouwenti,youdawenti!ergenigaibuhuishi······”laosixuzhouzhazhayandao。
xiaoyuliangkanleyiyanlinjin,sihuxiangdaoleshenme,likebazijibaochengyituandao:“erge,woshizhide!”
linjinduierrenfanleyigebaiyan,beitamenkepadexiangfadoujizhengwuyule。tabuyoubianjiedao:“sheishuoshangdaxuejiushiweiletanlianai,woyeyouhenduoshihaoba!”
tazheijuhuayichu,budanmeiyouyinqisanrendegongming,fanerdelaiyidunchaoxiao。
shangdaxuebutanlianai!nishanggeshazidaxue!
yaozhidaojiusuanshiyitiangouzhichengdelaodahewanglianbeipianshibailiangcidexuzhouyebushichule。
renjiayeyoushouhuodehaoba!
zhenggesushejiuergeyigeershisansuidaling**!
chengyikanzhelinjin,yihuodao:“wojiunamenle,tushuguanneixieshuyouzheimehaokanma?daxuesiniannidoukuaibianchengrenxingtushuguanle!”
linjinyaoleyaotoudao:“nimenbudong!”
qitasanrenjianci,xianghuduishileyiyan,dougaobuqingchuweishenmeergeyaozheimepinming。
tamenshixuejixiede,youbushixueyide,baozhengbuguakebujiuhaolema?
neixiangergeyiyangzheimejuan!tajihumeimenkedoushimanjidian。
gaodeqitasanrenhoumianyebeipojuanleqilai!
zuizuilipudeshenme,ergetajuranfangqilejiangchengdaxuedebaoyanzige!
kao!nibuxiangbaoyanhaizheimejuan!
有病吧!
buzhiyigerenshuoguolinjinyoubing,zheigerenmeitiandoupaotushuguan。baoyanzigebuyaobushuo,tahaibukaoyan!
nizheimezuoshiweileshenmeni?
linjinyoushihouyexiangwenwenziji,zheiyangzuodaodishiweileshenmeni?
nandaoshiweiletanaozilituranchuxiandeqiguaimianban?
yangelaishuo,xuzhoushuodebingmeiyoucuo。
林烬有病!
erqiehaishikanbuhaodeneizhongbing。tacaishisigerenzhongzuidadeyuanzhong!
zaigaokaojieshuhou,tadedanaozhongjiuchuxianleyikuaikongbaidemianban。
凭空出现的!
yaoshuozheikuaimianbanyoushenmeyong?
林烬表示啥用都没!
tajiuxiangyikuaizhuangshipinyiyang,meishengyin,meituxiang,yemeifanying。
keshenchuyuxinxidabaozhashidaidelinjinzhidao,zheikuaimianbanbingbujiandan。
ruguomeiyoucaicuo,zheiyinggaishitadejinshouzhi。
kao!tayoujinshouzhianeibudeshangtian?
keshiruhejihuojinshouzhiqueranglinjinfanlenan!
anlishuo,tashibuyinggaiweilezheizhongxuwupiaomiaodedongxizuochangshide,bijingwufazhangkongdedongxi,zaihaoyebuzhidetafeixinli。
danshizheikuaimianbanziconglinjinjinrudaxuehou,jiuyoulebianhua。
tajuranduijiangchengdaxuetushuguanlideshuyoufanying,keshikanzheneikuaimianbanfuxianchulaideshudan,linjindunshiganjuetoupifama。
《jihejichu》《daishushuyulilun》《jichushulun》《tuopuxue》《liuxinglilun》《fanhanfenxi》······
guangyigeshuxuejiuyoushijiben。
erqiewuli,shengwu,huaxue,dili,xinxixue,lishizaqizabadeshujiaqilaiyoushangqianben!
shuoshihua,linjinyikaishikandaozheigeshudandeshihou,neixinshixiangfangqide。
tasuiranyesuanxueba,danshibingmeiyoudaozheizhongchengdua。
neimeduoshurengjita,shixiangtasi!zhenyaobazheixiexuewan,tazheidaxueguodebigaozhongdoucan。
neizuihoulinjinshizenmejieshoudeni?
tagaozhongshikeshigedididaodaodehualao,yingshengshengbianchengxianzaide“yabaxinlang”。
bierenshisantianbuda,shangfangjiewa。
tashisantianbuxuexi,zhijieshishengle。
zheishitashiyanyigeyueyabaqicidedechulaidejieguo,shuoshihua,dangshijialirendouxiangrangtatuixuesuanle!bunengnianshubarenjiniancanjileba!
keshilinjincaibutongyini,tahaoburongyilijingsanniankuxiu,caideyifeishengjiangchengdaxue。
xiangbatadahuifanjian!bukeneng!
bujiushishudanma?xiaoyexuele!
yushi,tajiuzaizheitiaodaolushangyuezouyueyuan,huayeyuelaiyueshao。
shenzhiyiduhaibasanweishiyoudoudaidaolegouli。
xinghaotamenxingwudezao,yaoshiwanyidian,xiangtayiyang,jiupabuchulaile。
yinweizheixieshuzhendemeishayonga!
zhuanyexingtaiqiang,keyishuochule**yiwushichu!
neilinjinweishenmehuipabuchulaini?
ninengxiangdaoxuexijuranhuishangyinma?biliminghuadiaoweiliaohaiguofen!
**yishishuang,yizhi**yizhishuang!
xuedaohoumian,napalinjinzijixiangtingxialai,doubuxing。sanrizhiqibuzhi,tajiuhuiguaiguaidehuiquxuexi!
ng!meicuo!xuexishiwokuaile!(caibushini!)
shuorenhuajiushi,linjinxuezhexuezhehaizhencongzhongzhaodaoleyidianxuexidelequ。congcichengweileyigeboxueduoshideren!
neiweishenmetabukaoyan,lianbaoyanzigedoufangqile。
dangranshiyinweimianbanzaitaqianduanshijianxuewanneixieshuhou,jiuxiaoshilea!
napalinjinjuedezijixuedebingbushihenhao,danshimianbansihufangguotale。
可消失了好啊!
neitahaijinniankaoyan、baoyanganma,taganjuezijixianzaiqiangdekepa!
他要休息!
napamingnianzaikao,qingfubeidoushishinajiuwen!
haishixianhuijiajichengjialidexiaomaibuyaojin!miandetadiemalaodangyizhuang,zhunbeitiangeertailaihetafenjiachan。
haoba!qishizhenzhengdeyuanyinshilinjinxuanzelekaogong。zheicaishitacongxiaodaodademengxiang,chuzimoudashengdezhinian。
zhiqiantayiweiyoulezheigemianbanhou,zijibixuyaozuokeyanle,hesitale!
tayijingmanzhexiongdisanrenguolejiaxiangshikaodemianshi,zhidaibiyechishanggongjiafanle。
yuanbenlinjinshiyinggaijintiangongbuzheijianshide,danshitamenjuranhuaiyitadexingquxiang,zaimannimenyiduanshijian。
想不到吧!
xiongdiwoyijingshanganle!dengyeruzhineitianyidingqunfapengyouquan,zhinimensangekejian。
bangongdianlijiazhiyoulianggonglibudao,xianbuxianmu?
danhuayoushuohuilai,tamenyemeishenmehaoxianmude。laodachengyiyijingbeiguoqidianwangqianle,laosanbangeyueqianbeijiangchengdaxuezhumingxiaoyouleibusidegongsijiqianle,laosiyekaoyanshanganle。
xiangbizhixia,tayebuguorucima!
tiefanwaneryi,didiaodidiao。
jintiandesanhuofanyichi,tamenjiuyaojiucifendaoyangbiao。xiacizaijian,kenengbianbuzhijinxishihenian。
shuodaozheilizheili,sirenyoupengleyibei!
喝,接着喝!
今晚我们不醉不归!
jiuzaisirenjijiangzuidaozhiji,tamenbingweichajuedao,cishiwaimianjingranxiaqileyichangfeitongxunchangdeyu。