第5章 不顺利的新婚夜

woshizhongneigemianrongqingjuandenanrenshuidehenxiang。

suxiaoningpadaochuangbian,kanzhenanrenlianshangfuzaobandexiantiao,yaozhuzuichundishengdunang:“nimenchenglirenjiushijiaoqing!”

“zaocanchishenmeniunaihuotuisanmingzhi!”

“wodoumeichiguosanmingzhi!zenmekenenghuizuoma……”

zaijiaguolaizhiqian,shenshenqiandingningwanzhufu,shuoyigenvren,yaomezaichuangshangmanzulaogongdexuqiu,yaomeweibaotadewei,zheiyanghunyincainengxingfu,cainengzhangzhangjiujiu。

jiehezuowandeshiqingheganggangchufangdeyiqie,suxiaoningyuexiangyueweiqu。

tacaigangjiehun,buxiangyihoudeshenghuobiandebuxingfua。

zuowanmochenyuqinletayihuierjiumeiyoujixule,tahaitantedixiangzhetashentibuhao,buzuoyemeiguanxi,fanzhengtachuyihao。

kerujin,tadechuyiyebeixianqile。

neishibushi,zhinengcongchuangshangdeshiqingxiashou?

“喂。”

taminchun,muguangdingzhekanzhetagaotingdebi,“nizaibuxingdehua,wojiuqinnile。”

mochenyuxiuzhangdemeijiedongledong,quemeiyouzhengyan。

kanzhenanrenlengjunermirendejunlian,suxiaoningxinzangkaishikuangtiao。

tafu**zi,jicixiangyaowenxiaqu,zuihoudoufangqile。

zuihou,taruxieleqidepiqiuyibandituilehuiqu。

suanlesuanle,yexushenshenshuodebuzhunni,xingbuxingfuheshangbushangchuangyoubushiyoubirandeguanxi。

danxinliduoshaohaishiyouxiebushufu。

zheishi,tadeshoujixiangleqilai。

dianhuashishenshenlinjuandaguolaide。

suxiaoningnazheshoujipaodaoxishoujianqujieting。

“xiaoning,zuowanyiqieshunlime?”

dianhuayijietong,neitoudelinjuanjiuzhijiekaimenjianshan。

xishoujiandemenxuyanzhe,linjuandeshengyinhesuxiaoningrushanjianqingquanbandeshengyinyizibuluodichuanchulai:“bushihenshunli。”

“bushunli?nimenmeizuo?”

“没……”

“小柠。”

dianhuaneitoudelinjuanyuzhongxinzhang,“niyaojizhunixianzaideshenfen,nishimojiadeerxifu,nideshouyaorenwujiushiyaojimojiakaizhisanye。”

“qianwanbiewangle,nidayingguorenjia,yaoliangnianzhineijimochenyushenggehaizideshiqinga!”

suxiaoningrenzhendiwojinleshouji,“shenshenninfangxin,wobuhuiwangde。”

tazhibuguoshidiyicijiehunmeiyoujingyaneryi。

“woyidinghuinulijitashenghaizide!”

dedaotakendingdehuifu,linjuanshulekouqi,“haiyou,biezongshitaatade,nihemochenyuyijingjiehunle,yaojiaolaogong!”

yimofeihongpashangtadelian,“wozhidaole……”

huayingangluo,woshixiangqilekaimendeshengyin。

suxiaoningyiweishiyouyongrenkaimenjinlaile,payongrenchaodaomochenyushuijue,bianlianmangguaduanledianhuachuqu。

woshilikongdangdang,chuangshangdemochenyuhemenbiandelunyi,doubujianle。

苏小柠追出去。

louxiadecantingli,yishenheiyidenanrenzhengmantiaosilidizuozaicanzhuoqianchizaocan。

tayanjingshangyiranmengzheheichou,kanshangqushenmiyouyaoyuan。

“taitai,guolaichizaocan!”

jiantaxialai,zhangmalianmangreqingdizhaohusuxiaoningguoqu,“changchangwozuodehebuhenindeweikou!”

neireluodetaidu,rangrenwanquanwufahezhiqiankebodeyangzizhongheqilai。

苏小柠乖乖地下楼。

canzhuoshang,baizhedeshisuxiaoningconglaimeiyouchiguodehuotuiniunaisanmingzhi。

jingguozaoshangdeshiqing,suxiaoningduizheibufuhetashenmeidezaocan,zenmedouxiabuquzui。

hudi,taxiangqizaoshangtahaoxiangzaibingxianglifangleyixiaofenliangbandexiaocai。

mochenyubuxihuanchi,tazijichizongkeyiba?

yushi,shaonvqishenyiluxiaopaoqulechufang,jiangxiaocainadaozijideweizhiqian,jinjinyouweidichileqilai。