第1章

(bingfeiwanquanwunao,dannaoziyebuduo。)

(daizaozidaxiaodenaozikanzuiheshi。)

pingxingshijie。(pingxingshijiezhongdeguanfanghua,weibanbaihuawen。jianbijiaozhongyaoderen,huozhezhongdachanghe,huiyongbanguyantixi。)

2024年5月。

jiangchengdaxuefujindexiaofanguan。

jiaoluochuyizhangchenjiudezhuozishang,sigemanhuairexuedeqingnianzhenghejiuhedezhengqijing。

yiweimianrongjianyinanzi,zhishizheduimianderen,shuodao:“laosi,gegeyihoubuzainishenbian,niyaohaohaozhaoguziji,biezaibeinvzhuangdalaopianle,haijirenshuqian。”

zuozaitaduimiandewawaliannanshengbuganshiruodihuiyingdao:“zhidaole,laoda,wobuzainishenbian,niyaocaliangyanjingkanqingchuzhanv,kebunengzaibeihaihoujiwanle。zaoqijirennanpengyoutushuguanzhanweizhizheizhongsangxinbingkuangdecaozuo,goutingledouyaotou!”

liangrenjiuzheiyanghuxiangduishilexujiu,turan,puchiyisheng,tamenbuyueertongdixiaolechulai。

“laosan,nichousha,meishuoniside!nineigenvpengyouchenzaofenshou,nizheihaimeibiyeni,jiujintajiamenyici,zhangkoujiushiliushiwancaili。zhenjielehun,kannizheigebingyangyangshenban,gemengujidebaifarensongheifaren。”laodachengyiduitayoushoubiandebingmeirendao。

bingmeirenkanlezaichangdesanrenyiyan,wunaidao:“yijingfenle,shanggeyuedeshi。heyuntabawoshuaile。”

chengyiyitingjuranhaiyouzheihuishi,dajingdao:“shenme?tashuaideni?”

yucitongshi,lingwailianggerenyeyongchayideyanshenkanzhelaosan,daxinwena!tamenyuandexicaojuranbeishuaile!

bingmeirenxiaoyuliang:“tashuo,kanlaozizheifuyangzi,yebushikeyinachu60wanderen。yuqizailaozishenshanglangfeijingli,buruchenzhehaiyounvdaxueshengdemingtou,ganyipiaodade!”

“kao!zheimezhama?bilaodaneigehaiguofen,dangchukeshitazhuideni!haiganyipiaodade,tahaidangzijishimeihuogule?”laosibibidao。

weishenme,weishenmetamenyubudaohaonvren!

xiaoyuliang:“ai!bushuotale。woyijingfangxiale。shuoshuoergeba,tadaoxianzaihaibimaini!”

jiandaosanrendemuguangdouzhuanxiangziji,linjinwugudao:“shuowoma?woshenshangkemeilianqingheiliao!”

“meiheiliaojiushizuidaheiliao!ergewofaxianyijianshi。congdayidaoxianzai,niconglaimeiyouduokanrenheyigenvshengyiyan。zheilimianyouwenti,youdawenti!ergenigaibuhuishi······”laosixuzhouzhazhayandao。

xiaoyuliangkanleyiyanlinjin,sihuxiangdaoleshenme,likebazijibaochengyituandao:“erge,woshizhide!”

linjinduierrenfanleyigebaiyan,beitamenkepadexiangfadoujizhengwuyule。tabuyoubianjiedao:“sheishuoshangdaxuejiushiweiletanlianai,woyeyouhenduoshihaoba!”

tazheijuhuayichu,budanmeiyouyinqisanrendegongming,fanerdelaiyidunchaoxiao。

shangdaxuebutanlianai!nishanggeshazidaxue!

yaozhidaojiusuanshiyitiangouzhichengdelaodahewanglianbeipianshibailiangcidexuzhouyebushichule。

renjiayeyoushouhuodehaoba!

zhenggesushejiuergeyigeershisansuidaling**!

chengyikanzhelinjin,yihuodao:“wojiunamenle,tushuguanneixieshuyouzheimehaokanma?daxuesiniannidoukuaibianchengrenxingtushuguanle!”

linjinyaoleyaotoudao:“nimenbudong!”

qitasanrenjianci,xianghuduishileyiyan,dougaobuqingchuweishenmeergeyaozheimepinming。

tamenshixuejixiede,youbushixueyide,baozhengbuguakebujiuhaolema?

neixiangergeyiyangzheimejuan!tajihumeimenkedoushimanjidian。

gaodeqitasanrenhoumianyebeipojuanleqilai!

zuizuilipudeshenme,ergetajuranfangqilejiangchengdaxuedebaoyanzige!

kao!nibuxiangbaoyanhaizheimejuan!

有病吧!

buzhiyigerenshuoguolinjinyoubing,zheigerenmeitiandoupaotushuguan。baoyanzigebuyaobushuo,tahaibukaoyan!

nizheimezuoshiweileshenmeni?

linjinyoushihouyexiangwenwenziji,zheiyangzuodaodishiweileshenmeni?

nandaoshiweiletanaozilituranchuxiandeqiguaimianban?

yangelaishuo,xuzhoushuodebingmeiyoucuo。

林烬有病!

erqiehaishikanbuhaodeneizhongbing。tacaishisigerenzhongzuidadeyuanzhong!

zaigaokaojieshuhou,tadedanaozhongjiuchuxianleyikuaikongbaidemianban。

凭空出现的!

yaoshuozheikuaimianbanyoushenmeyong?

林烬表示啥用都没!

tajiuxiangyikuaizhuangshipinyiyang,meishengyin,meituxiang,yemeifanying。

keshenchuyuxinxidabaozhashidaidelinjinzhidao,zheikuaimianbanbingbujiandan。

ruguomeiyoucaicuo,zheiyinggaishitadejinshouzhi。

kao!tayoujinshouzhianeibudeshangtian?

keshiruhejihuojinshouzhiqueranglinjinfanlenan!

anlishuo,tashibuyinggaiweilezheizhongxuwupiaomiaodedongxizuochangshide,bijingwufazhangkongdedongxi,zaihaoyebuzhidetafeixinli。

danshizheikuaimianbanziconglinjinjinrudaxuehou,jiuyoulebianhua。

tajuranduijiangchengdaxuetushuguanlideshuyoufanying,keshikanzheneikuaimianbanfuxianchulaideshudan,linjindunshiganjuetoupifama。

《jihejichu》《daishushuyulilun》《jichushulun》《tuopuxue》《liuxinglilun》《fanhanfenxi》······

guangyigeshuxuejiuyoushijiben。

erqiewuli,shengwu,huaxue,dili,xinxixue,lishizaqizabadeshujiaqilaiyoushangqianben!

shuoshihua,linjinyikaishikandaozheigeshudandeshihou,neixinshixiangfangqide。

tasuiranyesuanxueba,danshibingmeiyoudaozheizhongchengdua。

neimeduoshurengjita,shixiangtasi!zhenyaobazheixiexuewan,tazheidaxueguodebigaozhongdoucan。

neizuihoulinjinshizenmejieshoudeni?

tagaozhongshikeshigedididaodaodehualao,yingshengshengbianchengxianzaide“yabaxinlang”。

bierenshisantianbuda,shangfangjiewa。

tashisantianbuxuexi,zhijieshishengle。

zheishitashiyanyigeyueyabaqicidedechulaidejieguo,shuoshihua,dangshijialirendouxiangrangtatuixuesuanle!bunengnianshubarenjiniancanjileba!

keshilinjincaibutongyini,tahaoburongyilijingsanniankuxiu,caideyifeishengjiangchengdaxue。

xiangbatadahuifanjian!bukeneng!

bujiushishudanma?xiaoyexuele!

yushi,tajiuzaizheitiaodaolushangyuezouyueyuan,huayeyuelaiyueshao。

shenzhiyiduhaibasanweishiyoudoudaidaolegouli。

xinghaotamenxingwudezao,yaoshiwanyidian,xiangtayiyang,jiupabuchulaile。

yinweizheixieshuzhendemeishayonga!

zhuanyexingtaiqiang,keyishuochule**yiwushichu!

neilinjinweishenmehuipabuchulaini?

ninengxiangdaoxuexijuranhuishangyinma?biliminghuadiaoweiliaohaiguofen!

**yishishuang,yizhi**yizhishuang!

xuedaohoumian,napalinjinzijixiangtingxialai,doubuxing。sanrizhiqibuzhi,tajiuhuiguaiguaidehuiquxuexi!

ng!meicuo!xuexishiwokuaile!(caibushini!)

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neiweishenmetabukaoyan,lianbaoyanzigedoufangqile。

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napalinjinjuedezijixuedebingbushihenhao,danshimianbansihufangguotale。

可消失了好啊!

neitahaijinniankaoyan、baoyanganma,taganjuezijixianzaiqiangdekepa!

他要休息!

napamingnianzaikao,qingfubeidoushishinajiuwen!

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zhiqiantayiweiyoulezheigemianbanhou,zijibixuyaozuokeyanle,hesitale!

tayijingmanzhexiongdisanrenguolejiaxiangshikaodemianshi,zhidaibiyechishanggongjiafanle。

yuanbenlinjinshiyinggaijintiangongbuzheijianshide,danshitamenjuranhuaiyitadexingquxiang,zaimannimenyiduanshijian。

想不到吧!

xiongdiwoyijingshanganle!dengyeruzhineitianyidingqunfapengyouquan,zhinimensangekejian。

bangongdianlijiazhiyoulianggonglibudao,xianbuxianmu?

danhuayoushuohuilai,tamenyemeishenmehaoxianmude。laodachengyiyijingbeiguoqidianwangqianle,laosanbangeyueqianbeijiangchengdaxuezhumingxiaoyouleibusidegongsijiqianle,laosiyekaoyanshanganle。

xiangbizhixia,tayebuguorucima!

tiefanwaneryi,didiaodidiao。

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shuodaozheilizheili,sirenyoupengleyibei!

喝,接着喝!

今晚我们不醉不归!

jiuzaisirenjijiangzuidaozhiji,tamenbingweichajuedao,cishiwaimianjingranxiaqileyichangfeitongxunchangdeyu。