daojiazhihou，jiangzhiguokanjianzheimeduocaimiaoyejingzhele，“zheishigaopifaa？maizheimeduodongxi！”
“niguinvmaide，wokeguanbule，niguinvbaniyiniandehuodouanpaihaole。”
zhangaiyingshouxianbajiyaanzhihao，zheixiexiaojiahuotaixiao，shaoweihezhele，jiurongyisi。
“heihei，babangbashou，”jianghuihejiangzhiguoliangrenbacheshangdongxidoubanxialai，sikuangcaimiao，chenzhexianzaitaiyangbuda，jinkuaizhongxiaqu。
jiangzhiguokanzhejianghuishulianhuichutoudedongzuo，douyouxienamen，zijiguinvzhiqianyemeiganguononghuoa。kezheishuashuashuajixiadongzuojiukaikenyixingdi，jueduibushixinshougaiyoudesudu。
“zenmezhiqianmeikannizheimehuizhongdini？”
“zhiqiannimenyeburang**a，haishuopawoshaichengheidan。”
jiangbajiangmaduijianghuideai，zhenbushizuishangshuoshuodeeryi，zaizijidezuidanenglifanweineijinkenengdejilezijinengjide，ganhuoyeshishuyuneizhong，buranghaizipengyidianzhonghuo，zhixuyaonongmangdeshihoubangmangshuashuawansaosaodijiuhenhaole。
“duileba，heduimianneimedakuaidinatiewangweiqilaiganma？sheijiadea？”
jinyiyezhijian，diliyouzishengchuxuduoyecao，xianzaikemeiyoulingchongbangmangchicao，zhinengjianghuidongshouzaichuyibianle。
jiangzhiguoyaohaishiyoudianteng，zhaolegexiaobandengxianzuoxia，shouhaishibuxianzhe，bakuanglicaimiaozixinachulaiyizhongzhongfenkai。
“e，neishilaowangjiade，zhiqiantajiaxiangcunweihuibaodiyonglaidangguoyuan，touzilebulaoshaoni，yemeizhuanduoshaoqian，meinianhaiyaojicunweihuiqian。”
“nikankan，neimedaguoyuandouzhengbulaiqian，xianzaizhengqianburongyi，ai~。”
jiangzhiguochenjiancuocuodoujijianghuishangyanyao，kexijianghuiwanquanmeitingmingbaitadeyisi，haizhuiwendao：“weishenmea？tajiamaideshenmeshuiguoa？xianzaishuiguomaikeguilehainengbuzhengqian？”
“shuiguomaigui，dantamaibuchuqua，womenzheichulehuangtaozhangdehao，shenmeputaocaomei，bibushangwaidimaidehaochi，renjiawaidilaobanyebukenshou。”
dajiangdeputao，dandongdecaomei，xianzairenchishadouyaojiangjiugechandi，shenzhiyoudebushijinkoushuiguobuchi。
tingdaozhei，jianghuikanzheduimian，taturanyishidaozijigejuxiaole，tayewanquankeyibaoyikuaidia，zaigujigeren，suiranmeiyoufalidanshiyoukejia。
zheibubizijiyigerenzaizheikukubaodiqiang。
ze，buxing，zheijitianzhaogejihuiqucunlitantanbaodideshiqing。
jianghuizheixiamanxindoushibaodideshiqing，duijiangzhiguojiezheshuoshenmewanquanmeizaiyi。
debudaohuiyingdejiangzhiguomanmanbishanglezui，zhengyaonuodengzideshihoubuxiaoxinyadaolebianshangdecong，niansuidecongzhizhanzaidengzishang，yixiazixiangqisiyi。
“zheicongzhangdekezhenhao，xiannenxiannende。”
jiangzhiguorenbuzhuzhaileyigenjiaojiao，kougancuicuidexiangshizaijiaoganzhe，congxiangneigengbuyongshuo，rangtayubabuneng。
jianghuiyewendaoxiangwei，huitouyikan，tabaxiangchiboyiyangzuozaineichi，shoushanghaiyoutu，congdoumeixitayebuxianqi，zuibaxiangcangshusidejiaojiaojiao，yigenjieyigen。
sihushidakailexinshijie，jiangzhiguozheicaifaxian，zheihoumiandedilizhangdedongxihaizhenbucuoni。
yidongtianmeizhuyi，tadegouqishushenmeshihouzhangzheimezhuangle？
shangmianzhangmanlenennendelvya，jiangzhiguomeirenzhuyouzhaileyipiangouqiyefangzuili，weikuerhoubianshidandandehuigan，chizheshifenshuangkou。
xushizaoshangmeichibao，zheihuieryibianchizhe，yibiannazhexinshoujikaishishuashipin。
zhidaozhangaiyinganzhihaoxiaojixiaoyaguolai，kanzhetadeyangzi，qibudayichulai。
“jiangzhiguo！guinvzaineiganhuo，nijiuzaizheikanzhea，nikezhenshiweihaobaba！”
讽刺，绝对是讽刺。
“wobangzheni，hehewozheibuyaotengma，yebangzhenimangzheni。”jiangzhiguoganmangshouqishouji，yijiaotikaixiaobandeng，bangzhejixiaocaimiaosadianshui。
wuhouyidakuaidi，napajianghuiliqizaida，yishangwuyecaizhongxiasanfenzhiyi。
kuaiyaodaozhongwufandianle，zhangaiyingzheishiguolaiwenwenguinvzhongwuxiangchishenme。
jianghuikankanneicong，jiushuo：“ma~woxiangchinixiademiantiao，zhiqianzaiwaimiangongzuodeshihoukexiangsiwole，yaobuzhongwuzuocongyoubanmianbei，wokexiangchile。”
yuqiduoshaoyoudianmaimengdexianyi，keduinianjinwushidejianghuilaishuo，budiuren，duoshaosuizaifumumianqiansajiaodoubudiuren。
tingdaozheili，zhangaiyingnalihaijidezaoshangshengdeqi，haobuyouyudeshuo：“xing，meiwenti，zhiqianzenmebugenmashuoni，xiangchishajiugenwoshuo，yaobuzaichaogerou？”
“bulebule，miantiaojiuhao，jiuxiangchimiantiao。”
zhangaiyinghaixiangjiajidaocai，youkanneigouqiyazhangdezhenghaonengchaozhechi，zhailehaodayidui，jiangzhiguokanzhexintenghuaile。
“niduoshaoliudiana，wohaiyaopaochani。”
jiangzhiguojiesheng，buxihuanmaichaye，gengbuxihuanhemeiyouweidaodeshui，suoyimeiciheshuideshihouyaomejiadianpopodinghuozhegouqi，youshihouhaibamailaidejuzibopishaishai，paochajiedianweihe。
“liushenmeliu，chuntianzhenshinengzhangdeshihou，zhaideyueduo，zhangdeyueduo。”
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gaoduandeshicaiwangwangzhixuyaoposhudepengrenshoufa。
zhangaiyingqinziganmian，guolifeitengdeshuishaokai，jiangmiantiaodousanxiaguo，meizhukaiyicijiupodianliangshui，gongpolesanci，miantiaojiukeyizhushuchuguole，fangdianxiangyoubanyibanfangzhizhanlian。
jiexialaijiushiaocongyou，lingqiguojiarushilianghuashengyou，lengyoufangyangcong，bajiaoguipixiangye，xiaohuojiarezhazhijiaohuanglaochu，rangyoushaoweilengyileng。
zaixiaohuojiare，fangcongduan，zhadaojiaohuangzailaochu。
yiguojiandandecongyoujiuzhahaole。
fangrucongduandeyishunjian，baqidecongxiangpumianerlai，sanbojikuai，jianghuihenkuaijiuwendaole。
kanzhedataiyangxiangzheshijianyechabuduole，xixishouzhunbeichifan，erjiangzhiguoyijingxianzouyibu。
“zhenxianga，yingzi，youmeiyoushenmeyaowobangmangdea？”
“qu，bazheixiemiantiaodouduanchuqu，wozaichaogecaijiuqihuole。”zhangaiyingbaxihaodegouqiyafangjinguoli，youshiyigunongyudecaixiang。
fancaihenkuaishangzhuo，xuebaidemiantiaojiaruweihesedecongyou，zaijiarujiangyouheyidianlaochou，yiwansexiangweijuquandecongyoubanmianjiusuanhaole。
jianghuitaohaobandebanhaoyiwanmianfangzailaomademianqian：“ma，nichi，wobandekehaochile。”
“ng，neinashinibandehaochi，neishinimazuodehaochi。”jiangbaxiliuyidakoumian，youjiaqiyidakuaigouqiyafangjinzuili。
yishunjiandemeiwei，rangtajujiaodedongzuoshaoweiyidun。
“aiyamaya，zheiyetaihaochile，zhenyigedongtianmeichiyecai，jiwochanchuhuanjuele，yingzinikuaichangchang。”
zhangaiyingchangleyikou，yekuazandao：“ngzhenbucuoni，xianzaizhengshichiyecaideshihou，zheigouqiyabirouhaihaochi。”
sanrenxiliuxiliuhenkuaiyiwanmianxiaqule，yiwanjieyiwan，gouqiyayirouyankejiandesudujianshao。
shenzanggongyumingdejianghui，cishidoukuaikule。
liangtiana，zhengzhengliangtiana。
zhongyuchishangyikouhaocaihaofan，jianghuilianchilesanwanmiancaizongsuanbaole。
“zaozhidaozheigouqiyajiuduonongdiande，haimeichijikoujiumeile。”zhangaiyingyihanshuodao。
sanrengangchiwan，zhangaiyingshouwan，jiuzaizheishi，damenwailaigeren。
“aiyinga，aiyouzheizhongwuchideshaya，zheimexiang。”dasangmendedashenzoujinlaiyikan，zhuoshangsangeren。
“aizheishijianghuiba，yizhuanyanzhangzheimedala。nvdashibabian，yuebianyuepiaoliangle。”
jianghuikanzhetademoyang，huiyihenjiu，zhongyuxiangqilaishishei。
“shiahuashen，chimeichiguoa，yaobuyaozaiwojiachidian？”
zaiyinxiangli，huashenchanglaichuanmen，genjiangmadeguanxihenbucuo，yekeyishuogencunlidabufenrenjiaxiangchudedoubucuo。
henrexin，yekeyishuohenbagua，najiayouleshenmefengchuicaodong，tadouyiqingerchu，guanjianshizhiyaozhidaole，buguanshamimitadoubiebuzhu。
“bulebule，wochiguole，nizheishifangjialea？”huashenjieguozhangaiyingsonglaidexiaobandeng，bujingyidalianglejianghuiyixia。
“bushifangjia，wocizhile。”
“哦~”
huashenzheigeejiuhenyouweidao，yankantayaobaguadaozijiaguinvshenshang，zhangaiyingganjinjieguohuachadao：“zheibutaguoniandoubuhuilaima，woxiangtaxiangdejinle，jiubujitachuquganle，xianzaijiapeipeiwo。”
yaoshizhijieshuohaizicizhizaijia，neishuochuquhaibuzhidaohuichuanchengshenmeyang，henduoshiqingchuanzhechuanzhejiuhuibianwei。
zheimeyishuo，huashenjiulejiele，bijingzhangaiyingdebingcunlirenjiumeiyoubuzhidaode。
“yeduiyedui，nizheishiyaohaiziduopeipeide，jianghuihainianqingni，xieyixiezaichuquzhengqianyiyangde。”
huashenyipaishou，zijidaduanzijishuodao：“aiya，wolaibushishuozheigede。”jiezhe，nachukoudailideguazikaishilaoke。
“neishei，laowangjiaerzizuowanchushile，nizhidaobu？”
yitingzheihua，buyongshuojiangbajiangmale，jiushijianghuiyezhidaozheishiyaobaguale。
zhangaiyingfangxiawankuai，jiulianjiangzhiguohechashengdouxiaolehenduo，“chushile？zuotianguinvhuilaiwojiumeiqucunli，zaoshangyizhimangdaoxianzai，chushenmeshia？”
“aiyanizuowanmeitingjiangoujiaoshenga？naodekexiongle。”
huashenshuodaozheilijifenkaiyouyoushuobuchudexingfen，zuanzheyikeguazishouwuzudao，“laowangjiaerzi，neigebuchengqide，zheicikesuanshibajiadumeile，dushuleshijiwan，laowangxianzainalinengnachulaizheimeduoqian，zheibuzuowantaxifudaizhezijiniangjiaxiongdilainao，yaolihun。”
“shijiwana！zhiqianbutingshuojiushulewuliuwanma？zenmeyoushijiwanle？gaolidaia？”
huashenwuyudao：“nishuodewuliuwandounianqiandeshile，neizaohaile。”
“zheishijiwanshishanggeyuenianhoucaishude，zheihuilaowangyetiebushangle，zuowantajiakerenaole，youshiniangjiaxiongdi，youshiyaozhaide。wotiaowanwuhuilailuguotajia，zezeze~，taxifuyaobushixiongdizaichang，dounengjineixieyaozhaidelaqu。”
nanguaizuowantingdaojishenggoujiaosheng，jianghuihaiyiweishizijizhuanhuanlingqiyinqide。
“neibuneng，taxifuwojianguojici，bushihaorede。”
zhangaiyingyaoyaotou，yigenengbazijiananrendademancunluanpao，nalinengshixiaojiaoqi。
“neiwangdalonggai！zhiqianjicishule，neiguidishangqiuaxiangtabayaoqian，bujijiuyaotiaohejiuyaomaishen，jiuzheihaibuzhangjixing。wokandiercideshihoujiugaibatashouduolekantahaidubudu。”
“qiannianwojietajiadeliangqianhaimeihaini，ai~yebuhaoyao。”
jiangzhiguozuishangkunaozhe，shouliquebuzhidaoshenmeshihounadeshoujikanqishipinlaile，shipinliyinanyinvzhengchaodedaijing，shengyinhenda，xiangburangrenzhuyidounan。
“sheishuobushini，wojiahaijielewuqianni，tidoumeiti。”huashenpeideyishengtudiaoguazipi，“you！zheihaimaixinshoujilea，bucuoa，haishiguoweide，demaibushaoqianba。”
“a？zheige？”jiangzhiguoquanfangweisanbailiushiduxuanzhuanleyixiashouji，wusuoweishuodao：“woyebuzhidaoa，guinvmaide，jitamayemaileyige，duoshaoqianwohaizhenbuqingchu。”
“yingzi，nibanineishoujiyenachulaijihuashenkankan，huashennikankan，womennalihuiyongshenmehaoshoujiyou，zheishoujishenmedenengdadianhuajiuxing，suoyiduizheixiewomenhaizhenbulejie。”
jiangbaneiancuocuoxuanyaodebiaoqing，zangdouzangbuzhu，zhangaiyingyebazijishoujiyiqinachulai，jianghuiganjinbiezhuzui，mingminggangsongjitamendeshihou，jiangbahaitediwenleyixiashenmepaiziduoshaoqian，zenmekenengbuzhidao。
yaobushuohuashenhuilaishi，cunlirendouxihuanta，guangqingxujiazhizheiyikuai，jiubarennaniedesisi。
“aiyou~zheinimenbuzhidaoa，keguile，zhishaowuqianba，zheilianggeshoujideyaoyiwanduoba，aiyouzhenshede，budebushuonimenhuijiaoyuhaizini，zaizaizheimexiaoshun，yihounimenxiangfuderiziduozheni。”
zuibabababayiduibuyaoqiandekuajianghua，zhikuadejiangbajiangmaxiaohebulongzui。
“nalinali，doushihaizidongshi，nijiahaizibuyejinimenlaoliangkoudoumailema，daguangyexiaoshunzheni。”
shuangfangzheimeyoulaiyouhui，huxiangkuajiang，shuozheshuozhe，buzhidaohuatizenmeyouraodaolaowangjia。
yaoshuowangjiadangchuyeshicunliyoutouyoulianderenjia，laoyibeideshihoujiuyouqian，laowangnianqingdeshihouyekenchiku。
zaicunlirenrendoushixiaowafangdeshihou，tajiajiugaileercengxiaoloufangdayuanzi，haimailexiaojiaoche，kezicongwangdalongxuehuiledubo，xiaojiaochejiubeimaile。
qianjihui，cunlirenhainengjieyijie。
dantasanfanwucideshuqian，meicidoushihaojiwan，putongrenjianalijingdezhuzheimezaota。
jianghuitingdaozheilijiumeishenmexingqule，zhudongbatamashoulidewanjieguolaiquxi，tamayitingbaguajiubuzhidaoyaoganmale，zheiwanfangshoulidoukuaishifenzhongle。
zhangaiyinghaixiangrangguinvfangxia，kerenjiazhuantoujiuzou，doubujitakeqide。
“neizuihouni，zuihouzenmejiejuedea？laowangshenshanghaiyouqian？”
yaomeshuobaguashirendetianxingni，jiulianjiangzhiguodourenbuzhuwenyizui。
“he~yaomeshuocunlishoufuni，laowanghaiyoumaizhongdeliangwankuaiqian，keqianleshijiwanni，liangwannaligoua，zuihounaodexiaogaodoulaile，shuoshizaibuxingjiubaojing。”
huashenxianqidezezezui，jixushuodao：“nimenmeizaixianchangdoubuzhidao，neixinlaidexiaogaohaishitainenle，shuobaojingneibangrenpadoubupa，jiuwulai。liangbangrennaolehaojiu，zuihoubawangdalongshenshangdeshoujitaxifudejinlianzi，haiyoulaowangdetuolajidoudile。”
“zheixia，laowangjiakeyishuoshiyiqiongerbai。wozaoshangyouguoqukankan，damenjinbi。”
sanrenyouduilaowangjiadezaoyuxixulejiju，zhuanerjiedaoxinlaidecunzhurenxiaogaoshenshang。
zuoweicunlizuinianqingdedecunguan，zicongshangrenzhihouyizhidoushicunlidehuati，yekeyishuozhizaolehenduohuati。
baokuodanbuxian：xiulu，wagou，zhongshu，lajizhenglidengdengdengdeng。
gangkaishicunlirendoumeibatadanghuishi，zhidaotadaizhewajuejibameiyitiaolushangdezawudouwazou，
这下，村人炸锅了。
xianshiqidagubadayishangchang，lunfanshangzhen，kexiaogaobushicunliren，zheijiumeibanfadaganqingpai。yankantayaobagejiazhanludeweiqiangdouchaile，cunlijigecitoudangshijiunazhebandengtieqiaoguoqubazache。
yushi，xitigonganjuqiriyou。
youyujianghuijiazhudebijiaopian，suoyiduizhexiaogaojiechubushen，danshihuashenkeyishuoshimeitiankanxikanbaobao。
“neigexiaogao，tiantianyebuzhidaozenmexiangde，youmailajitongyougailajichi，langfeiqianmazheibushi。”
“nianqingren，bubaqiandanghaode。”
zheishi，huashenkanzhejianghuiweixiaojideyangzi，haoqiwendao：“niguinvzheihuinengzaijialidaiduojiua？”
“daibuleduojiu，zhuyaoshihuilaipeipeiwode，aishuoshihuawodoubuxiangrangtachuqudagong，waimiangongzuoneimelei，chizhuhaihuaqian，pingshiliandageshipindoumeishijian。”zhangaiyingaishengtanqidao。
jiangzhiguomeiliaodaotaganxingqudehuati，paipai**qukankanguinvneiliyoushenmeyaobangmangde。