噗通噗通——
yishunjian，suwanlianhongrudixue，tounaofameng，jihunengtingdaozijixiongtangliwanluluanzhuangdexintiaosheng。
e！wodeshangdilaotianyea！
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chounanren！zhenshibuyaolian！
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“wu……”nanrenyishengchitongdemenheng，weiqubabadezhoumei，“niangzi……kezhenshibudongdelianxiangxiyu。”
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一定是做梦！
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buguoneigenanren……haoxianghaimanshuaimanyoupinde。
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kao！tazaowandebazheizhongchushengsuishiwanduan！weizhuweigou！
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eryucitongshiguanshanchenglidepingnanhoufudizhong。
zhangdengdexiaonucaiashantingdaoweizhangliyoudongjing，mangdadaxiaopaoguoqu，wanyaogongshundao：“houyeninganggangshuixiabujiu，zenmezheihuiziyouxingle？”
peizhancongtashangqishen，shenshangdezaorehuizhibuqu，ruyituanxixiaohuohua，shaodetakouganshezao，“qudaobeichalai。”
ashanyinglesheng，limapengshangyibeiwencha。
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ashantouyanqiaozhezijiahouye，zongjuedetaxianglaimianwubiaoqingdelenglianshangsihuweiweitouzhexiekeyidefeihong，lianneishuangshafajueduandeyanjingyeduolexiemilihuiweizhise。
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peizhankantayiliangantiandongdideyangzi，buyuedao：“nizaikanshenme？”
ashanxinshenyijin，chuishouzhizhiwuwudao：“nucai……nucai……”
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yaoxiangtieshukaihua，dedengdaohounianmayuea。
shufangzhong，youheiyishiweifengjianruyingsuixing，xiaguigaozuidao：“houye，shuxiawuneng，meiyouzhaodaoneikuaiqilinyupei。”
peizhantibizhanmo，touyebutaidao：“neikeyouzaixiannvshanfujinkandaoyiweiguniang？”
fengjianrushidao：“huihouye，shuxiamanshanbianyedezhaole，yemeiyoushenmeguniang。”
zuorizhuzirangtakuaimajiabianquxiannvshanzhaoneikuaiyishidetieshenyujue，haiyouyigeshenmexiansuodoumeiyoudeguniang，gaoaipangshou，huomeihuochouyigaibuzhi，zheihaowutouxu，jianzhibidahailaozhenhainan。
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peizhandandandao：“quba。”
“shi，zhuzi。”yizhenfengsidecongchuanghulifanchuqule。
chuangwai，zhanghehaoyue，xingchencuican。
peizhanruoyousuosidetiaowangzhetianbian，xiangqixiannvshandeneiyeyeshiruciliangchen。
neiye，tabudeyiyaoleyigenvrendeshenzi。
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tabingbushimeiyoudandangzhiren，kuangqiezheiyoushirenshengzhongdiyigehetayouguojifuzhiqindenvren，bianjiangyizhidaizhedetieshenyupeidiudaoletashenbian，kegongrihouxunzhao。
yaoxingqianglie，zhenggeguochengtadouhunhunee，touzhongjiaoqing，guanyuneigenvrenderongmao，tashiyidianyemeizhuyi。
qingfengfuan，chuiluotabijianyidiheimo，zhengjianzaineizhangganggangpuhaodexuebaixuanzhishang，zhengyaotibi，quefaxiannaoziliwulunruheyexiangbuqiganggangmengzhongneigenvrendelianle。
zaimengli，tachenghuneigemoshengnvrenweiniangzi，mainongsexiangyinyouta，haiyaohetarudongfang……
peizhanxiangdaoneixiebukanrumudechangjing，renbuzhuchoulechouyanjiao。
riyousuosiyeyousuomeng，zhijuegaosuta，zheinvrendagaijiushixiannvshandeneige，fouzetaqingxinguayurulaoheshang，zenmehuiwuyuanwuguzuozheizhongmeng？
haibushichanglehunxingcaihuainianzhuroudemeiwei？
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