第1章
“wei，nijiushipinduoduoshangdetiangouma？yikuaiqiandejiage，haixuyaopintuanma？wozhijiemaile，kannitingnianqingde，wokeyibaonian！haha！”
“tiangou？baonian？shenmeqingkuang？”
chenpingmimihuhudijietongdianhuazhihou，dunshiyileng，mengrancongchuangshangzuoleqilai，jingyadiwangzhezheilishuxideyiqie：“wo，wozhongshengle！”
“nvshi，henbaoqian，wobushitiangou，nicaishitiangou，niquanjiadoushitiangou！haha！laozizhongshengle！youqingtishi，moshikuailailinle，nizuihaozuohaoxinlizhunbei，duochubeiyidianwuzi，gaodianwuqi！”
chenpinghahadaxiao，wubidefengkuang。
“shenjingbingba？wokannibushitiangou，shishenjingbing！nanguaiyikuaiqiandangyitiantiangouzheimebianyi！”
duifangtinglezhihou，buyoumaleqilai：“sitiangou，haibuganjinguitianwo，zhiyaonibawotiangaoxingle，bieshuoyikuaiqianle，yibaiwanwodoukeyijini，ruhe？”
“qie，yibaiwan，yehaoyisikaikou？**！”
chenpinglandelihuiduifang，zhijieguaduanledianhua。
tawangzhezheilizaishuxibuguodefangjian，dunshijidongbuyi，kanlekanshijian，yanleifanhong：“haha，cangtianyouyan，wo，wozhongshengle，zhongshengdaolemoshijianglinqianlianggeyue！”
qianshi，tadequeshiyitiaotiangou，tianledaxuexiaohualinyanransannian，duiyuduifangdeyaoqiugengshiyouqiubiying，yiweizhiyaofuchuzhenxinjiunenggandongduifang。
duifangzaiwairendemianqian，shineimedewenrou，neimedehaoshuang，neimedetongqingdali。
quebuzhi，tazaiwaimianhuihuode，doushichenpingdeqian，chenpingjiushitadeyigequkuanjibale。
chenpingzhisuoyineimetianduifang，chuleduifangzhangdehaokanzhiwai，zhuyaoshiyouyicichenpingchadianerbeidianpingchezhuangle，shilinyanranchongguolaijiangtajituikai。
yushi，chenpingbeigandongdaole，juededuifangshineimedewenroushanliang，bianchengleduifangdezhongjitiangou。
zhidaomoshijianglinzhihou，chenpingdoubugujialidefandui，yizhizaibangzhelinyanran。
yizhidaozheigejiannvrendegezhongzuosi，daozhihaisiletadejiaren，bingqiezuihouhetaneizuilisuoweidenanguimi，zaibeihoutongletaliangdao，rangtazhinengtangdishang，weitamenzhengqutaomingdeshijian，tacaikanqingduifangdezuilian。
zhidaolinsiqian，tacaimingbai，zijishiduomedeyuchun。
“linyanran，wochenpingdangchuzhenshixialeyan，linsizhiqian，wocaizhidao，neidianpingchezhuangwodeshiqing，yeshinianpaide，jiushiweilejiejinwo，rangwoaishangni，congwoshenshanggaoqianshiba？”
“meicinisuoweidegennideguimichuqulvyou，gennideguimichuquchangge，doushinineigehuangmaonanyoushiba？hehe，youyicibeiwofaxiannimenguangjie，nishuoshinanguimi，wojuranyuchundexiangxinle，haha！”
“shangtianjilewochenpingzailaiyicidejihui，linyanran，hao，henhao，wohuirangniheqinhaoliangrenfuchucantongdedaijia！”
chenpingquantoujinwo，yanlifanhong。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，youshiyigedianhuadalejinlai。
陈平接通电话……
“nishipinduoduoshangmiandeneigetiangouma？yikuaiqianmaiyitianshiba？guolaijijiejiewotianyinianshishi……”
dianhuaneitou，shiyigelaonvrendeshengyin。
chenpingqideyaoya：“wotiangepi！”
chenpingguaduanledianhua，xianglexiangzhihou，zhijiejilinyanrandaleyigedianhuaguoqu：“linyanran，nishenjingbingba？ganjinjibenshaoyebapinduoduoshangmianneigelianjiejixiajia！”
dianhuaneitoudelinyanranlengleyixia，henkuaibianshijiaodidididao：“aiya，chenping，weishenmeyaoxiajiaa？nibenlaijiushiwodetiangouma，lingchenyidian，woshuowoyaochizhutifan，nilijiqujiwomai。”
“banyewoshuowolaidayimale，niyequjiwomaiweishengjin！”
“shenzhi，wodexiangliandiaoyutanglile，nizhijierangrenchouganlezhenggeyutangyeyaojiwozhaohuilai，nandaonihaibushiwodetiangouma？”
“nibushishuoguo，zheibeizidouyaodangwodetiangou，dangwodetiangou，yeshizuixingfudeneizhitiangouma？”
linyanrandeyuqishineimedelisuodangran，taxiangxin，chenpingdeshengqizhishiyishide，zhiyaotashaoweiduiduifanghaoneimeyidiandian，birujitamaiyitiaojiukuaijiubaoyoudesijin，duifangdouhuidangzuozhenbaoyiban，gaoxinghaojitian。
duiyuzheiyangdetiangou，takeyiwanquannanie！
“噗嗤！”
huoxushilinyanrankailemiantideshengyin，pangbianyoujigenvshengmeirenzhufachudexiaorong，doubeichenpingjitingjianle。
“haole，haole，bieshengqile，wozheibushigennikaigewanxiaoma？woyihuierjiubalianjiexiajia，xingleba？”
linyanranqiaozheerlangtui，ranhoudao：“jintianshigehenbucuoderizi，wozanshibugaosuni，wojinifagedingwei，niyihuierguolaizhaowo，wozaigaosunijintianshigeshenmerizi。”
“嗯！”
chenpingdandanhuileyiju，zhijieguaduanledianhua。
batadezhaopianguawangshangqu，hailiuledianhuahaoma，shuoshichuzutiangou？yikuaiqianyitian？zheishiwanxiaoma？
chenpingquantoujinwo，xiangdaoduifangqianshizuodeyiqie，tahenbudelijizaileduifang。
buguo，moshihaimeilai，dengmoshilailezhihou，daoshihou，tayoudeshibanfanongsiduifang。
erqie，xianzai，yinweitayouyigebixuquzhuidenvren，yinweizheigenvren，zaimoshideshihou，bangzhuguotahaojici，tacaishineimedeshanliang。
kexideshi，tagenbenbulejielinyanranheqinhaodaodiyouduohuai，daozhi，zuihoutayebeiduifanghaisile。
erzheigeren，bianshilinyanrandemuqin，guxue！
“guxue，niyeshisizhiqian，caizhidaoninveryouduohuai，caizhidaonineinverdenanpengyou，youduochushengba？”
“guxue，zheiyici，wochenpingyidingyaobaohuhaoni，rangnikanqingtamendezhenmianmu。”
chenpingjiangyifuchuanhao，dabanleyixia。
tachenjia，shizheijiangchengshoufu，tashishoufuchentianhaodeerzi。
chenpingshangmianhaiyousangejiejie，yigegeyeshizhangdeguosetianxiang，geyouqianqiu，zhishi，moshidoumeiyigeluodehaoxiachang。
zheiyici，tabuhuizairangwangshizhongyan。
“moshidalujianglinzhihou，renleiyezhujianyourenjuexingyineng，keyizhaohuanmoshidalushangdeguaishouweizijidechongwu，beichengweizhaohuanzhe！”
“huodenenglideren，youxieliyongzijidenengli，weifeizuodai，youxiexinhuaizhengyizhishi，zeshilianheqilaiweihuhuaxiaheping，shouzhuzuihoudetudi。”
“zhenggeshijie，chuyuyizhongwanquandehunluanzhizhong，ruozhesuishikenengdiudiaoxingming！daoshihou，falvxingtongxushe……”
“guxueshiteshutizhi，qinhaozhei**dangchuchenzhelinyanranbuzai，qiangxingdianwuleguxue，caihuodelejuexinglianggeyinengdejihui，chengweilemoshilimiandeqiangzhe。”
chenpingxianglexiangzhihou，buyouzuijiaogouqileyisixiaorong：“xianzai，qinhaokendingbuzhidaozheiqingkuang，wojiexialai，zhixuyaozhuidaoguxue，rangtachengweiwodenvren，wobiannengduohuodeyigezhaohuanzhedeyineng，jiashangguxuezhaohuandechongwuyeshishifendebadao，womenliangrenlianshou，daoshihoudingnengshouhuyifanganning，yenengbaohuwofumuhejiejietamen。”
xiangdaozheili，chenpingdexinlianzixiadingdejuexin，guxuezhidetaai，dangchuliangrenzaimoshizhizhong，youduanshijianxianghuzhaogu，tayeganjuededao，duifangduitayeshiyouxiehaogande。
zhikexi，zijixialeyan，xinlizhiyouneigegaisidelinyanran。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yigedianhuadaleguolai，zaicidaduanlechenpingdesixu。
“nisheia？benshaoyebushitiangou，gun，laoziyoudeshiqian……”
chenpingnaqidianhuaehenhendihoudao。
“shao，shaoye，nirangwobangmangjinidingdexianhuayijingbaohaole，shenmeshihoujinisongguolaia？nizainalia？”
dianhuaneitou，baobiaoweiweinuonuodishuodao。
chenpingyileng，zheicaixiangqi，anzhaoyiqiandejuqing，jintianshilinyanran20suideshengri，dengduifangdouhaidechabuduole，zheicairangtaguoqumaidan。
erzijimeitiandouhuirangbaobiaodingyipengxianhua，qinshousongdaoduifangdeshouli，daoxianzai，yijingsannianle，fengyuwuzu！
“dengdeng，nibakapianshangmiandemingzigaiyixia，gaichengguxue！”
chenpinglengxiaoleyixia，shiqing，sihubiandehaowanerqilaile。