第1章 开局养蛊,活下来的才配跟我走

sunhongyangtoupaoxiao,shengyinsiyasibeijinudeyezhu,lianshangdefeirouyizhanyizhan。

“baixing!jinilianggexuanze!mashangbalaonianglashangqu,huozhedengwopashangquhounongsini!”

yuanchu,mowudesihoushengduanduanxuxudihuidang。

bankongzhong,baixingxiansandizuozaifukongshibianyuan,shuangtuiqinghuang,shenqingmanbujingxin。

ketakanxiangsunhongshi,muguangdouranbingleng。

“yo,laozhupo,youjianmianlea,nidaoshipaa!”

话音还没落下。

renqunzhong,zhaodamajianshengzhize:“yo,nizheixiaotuzaizi,zuibazhenchou。”

“nibamameijiaoguonizunzhonglaorenma?zheihaizi,zajiaode,zisizili!”

baixingdeqiantongshilaohuangyeyinyangguaiqidicoushanglai:“baixing,zanmengongshiyichang。woyiqiankebangguonibushao,zheidianmangdoubukenbang?bujimianziyedexiangxianghouguoba。yaoshizhenbiwomenzijipashangqu,kejiumeineimejiandanle。”

pingrilishangbangaoqiangdushuaxiaohongshudewangjieyezhanlechulai,shuangshoubaoxiong,jianzhesangzizhizedao:“xiatounan,meidiandandang。”

……

yishijianzhongrenqunqingjifen,duibaixingkouzhubifa,fangfobaixingchengleshiebushedezuiren。

fukongshishang,baixingfushizhexiafangxiesidilidezhongren,shizhongyiyanbufa,lianshangdelengxiaoquejianjiannongyuqilai。

zheiqunrendechouezuilian,tazaiqingchubuguole。

duanduanjifenzhongnei,tamenyijingbaweixie、aiqiu、daodeqianzelunfanyongleyibian。

baixingnaohaizhongbuyouzizhufuxianchushangyishidecantongjiyi。

neishihoumorigangjianglin,tayishixinruan,beizheixierenguanmiantanghuangdeshuocihekelianbabademoyangjipianle,juranzhenbatamenlashanglezijidefukongshi。

然而结果呢?

zheixiejiahuoshanglaihoulikefanlianburenren,zhanletadefukongshi,qiangguangtadewuzi。

gengkepadeshi,zaishiwukuifadeshihou,tamenjingbatacanrenshahai,xiangzaishengkouyiyangbatadeshitifengekailai……

rujinzhonghuoyishi,tazenmekenengzaifantongyangdecuowu!?

zheiqundaomaoanrandejiahuo,daoleshengsiguantoubisheidouhen,bimowugengjiakepa。

morijianglinzhichu,zheibangrenbuhaohaoshoujiwuzi,buxiangzhetishengzijinengli,yigegezhihuizuochishankong、yuantianyouren。

rujinbeibidaozoutouwulule,caiyoulianlaiqiutajiuming?

真是又可笑又可悲!

baixinglengyansaoshizhexiafangneiyizhangzhanghuofennuhuoaiqiudemiankong,xinzhongyipianbingleng。

qianshisuoshoudexuezhai,tajuebuhuiqingyifangguo。

zheiyishi,tabiyaotaohuilai!

jiuzaizheishi,baixingnaohaizhongxiangqiyidaoshuxidejixietishiyin。

tameishaoweidong,zhuyilizhuanxiangleyishihailidexinximianban。

zhongshengzhihou,zheitaoshenmideqingbaoxitongbianbansuizaitanaohaizhong,weitatigonggezhongbukesiyidexianjihexinxi。

zhengshipingjiezheigexitong,baixingzaiduanduansangeyueneiyinrenfayu,caidazaochurujinzheikuaibiqianshidashangshubeidefukongshi。

cike,jitiaoxindeqingbaohuanhuanfuxian……

「qingbao1:fanluxiaoqujujidaliangxingcunzhe。tingliuyixiaoshihou,jiangyudaomishuxingrencai“linqingyao”。(yitingliu30fenzhong)」

「qingbao2:linqingyaofukongshinengyuanshijijianghaojin,jikenengxianruweixian。jianyizhaolantabingjinxingfucongxingceshi。」

「qingbao3:jianglinqingyaodefukongshiyuzishenfukongshironghe,kekuodamianjibingjihuoguanlimianban。」

「qingbao4:renminglinqingyaoweiguanliyuan,kejiesuo“qiyuenuli”gongneng(chushishuliang:5)。」

「qingbao5:fanluxiaoquneiyoushaoliangnengyuanshi,keweifukongshitigongyuewutiandegongneng。」

baixingfeikuailiulanwanzheixieqingbao,yanshenweiweiyishan。

“林清瑶……”

tanannannianchuzheigemingzi,xinzhongyiranyoulejijiao。

zheigeqingbaoxitongshuodeqingqingchuchu.linqingyaoshigemishuxingrencai,hainengkuodafukongshimianji,shenzhijiesuoshenme“qiyuenuli”gongneng。

buguo,“fucongxingceshi”shishenmegui?

zheixiewentibingbuzhongyao,baixingxiangbutongsuoxingbuxiangle。

yanxiadangwuzhiji,shixianchulijiaoxiazheiqunren。

baixingbazhuyilizhongxintouxiangxiafang。

kanzhedishangneiqunrengzaijiaoxiaoderen,tazuijiaohuanhuanyangqi,luchuyigenairenxunweidexiaorong。

“jirannimenfeiyaoshanglai……yebushibuxing。”taturanyouyoukaikou。

dixiayuanbenchaorangbuxiuderenqundouranyijing,suoyourendemuguangshuadiqishuashuawangxiangbaixing。

gongsilidezhangzonggengshiyanzhongshanguokuangxihetanlan,lianshengzhuiwen:“shenmetiaojian?baixing,nishuoba!zhiyaonikenlawomenshangqu,shenmetiaojiandouxing!”

baixingmeiyoulikehuida,taguzuochenyindisaolezhangzongyiyan,huanhuanfushencongshenpangjianqiyibahanguangshanshandekandao。

zhongrenbumingsuoyi,dingzhetadedongzuo。

jinjiezhe,baixingshouwanyiyang。

“当啷!”

kandaobeibaixingsuishoudiuxiafukongshi。

zhongrenbeizheiturandejudongjingdeyishijinsheng。

zhangzongdengdayanjingkanzhedishangdekandao,yiliankunhuo:“zhei……shenmeyisi?”

baixinglanyangyangdishenchuxiaba,nulenuzuishiyizhangzongkanxiangsunhong,chunjiaodexiaoyibiandecankusenran:“kanjianneibianneigelaozhupolema?jianqidao,jiwokanleta。”

zheilengbingbingdehuayuyichukou,suoyourendouzhengzhule。

kongqixiangningguleyibansijileliangmiao,suijihuadiyishengzhakaiguo。

“baixing,nibietaiguofen!”tasisidingzhedishangdekandao,jiannandiyanlekoutuomo,younaoyounudihoudao,“zheikebushinaozhewande!nirang……rangwomenkanren?!”

sunhongyelenglepianke,suijiqijibaihuaidijianjiaoqilai:“baixing,nifengleba!jinggantiaosuozhangzonglaikanlaoniang?youzhongnixialaidangmianshuo,duozaishangmiansuanshenmebenshi!”

“niyiweinishishei?!zhangzonghuitingnizheixiaowangbadandema?jiupingniyepeizhishizhangzong?heng,nilianjizhangzongtixiedoubupei!”

yipangdezhaodamayanjingdengyuan,shengyinzhandou:“sharenchangming,ni……nimameijiaoguonima?”

wangjiezebaobeilengxiao:“ze,nisuanshenmenanren?dongbudongjiukannvren,yebupazaobaoying?”

baixingchixiaoyisheng,zhongxinfushitamen。

jiushijieyibufucunzai,anquanhezhixuchenglexiaohua。

yongyoufukongshideren,rujinjiushimorilidexingui。

tadingzhezhangzong,zuijiaogouqicankudehudu:“shuodeyedui,laoshina‘yige’nvrenkaidao,dequebuxianggenanren。neijiuzaiduokanyige——bawangjieyibingkanle,lianggedouduole,wojiurangnishanglai。”

kanrenqunyouyaohuaran,baixinglandefeihua:“zhiyutamenliang,xiangzijiuyeyoujihui。zhiyaoliangweijiejienengqinshoujieguoduifang,wojiuqinzijieshengxiadeneiyiweishanglai。re,haiyouyibadao,jihuinande。”

tayourengxiayibaminghuanghuangdeshuiguodao,fachuqingcuizhuangjisheng,yuzhiqianneibabingpailuozaidishang。

huayinluodi,changxiayaquewusheng。

sunhonghewangjiehaizaipokoudama,ranergangcaihaiyifentianyingderen,rujinquandoujinbishuangchun。

yishuangshuangyanjingzaidishangliangbadaohebaixinglianshanglaihuiyouyi。