hualidehouxiandaimoluogefenggebieshunei，judadexuanzhuandiaodengcongtianhuabanshangchuiluo，yikekeshuijingzaichenxizhongshanzheweiguang，shuijingzheshechulaidecuicanmilitouzaizhenpishafahepiaoliangyouguidebosiditanshang，jiangyiqieronghedefeichangyougediao。
zheidongbieshuchuchutouzheguideqixi。
zhanzaiketinglideguanbobochuanzhejiuyamageziqun，jiubuxie，yuzheiligegeburu。
shafashang，fuqinguanqingniandianlezhixueqie：“nimazainichushengzhihou，jiugenbiedenanrenpaole。woyangnichengnian，yijingrenzhiyijin。congjintianqini，womenfunvyuanfenyiduan，niyihouyebiezailaiguanjiale。”
tayouzhangyansudeguozilian，wushisuilequeyiranbukenfulao，toufayongfajiaocadeyouliang，xizhuangbitinghaiteyidalelingdai。
tachouxueqietuyanwudeyangzi，xiangshiyaobatazheigebianyinveryiqituchuquyiyang。
guanbobozuanzheshuangshou，yangziguaishunwenhe：“wolaizhishixiangzhidao，nainaideguhuianzhizainakuaimudi，wenwanwomashanglikai，yihouyebuhuizailai。”
tamingmingshiguanqingniandeqinshengnver，quecongxiaobushoudaijian。
gangyichusheng，muqinjiuxiaoshibujian，fuqinxiangrengleta，shinainaijililiuzhuta，yishoudaida。
nainaisuishifuqindejimu，keyeshifuyangfuqinzhangdadezhiqin，queyinweizhiyiyaoyangziji，beigandaolewushipingdetongzilouli。
guanjiarenzhuzheshehuadebieshu，kaizhehaoche，guanqingnianquelinsedaomeiyuezhijitamenbabaishenghuofei。
babai，zaizheigewujiafeizhangderongcheng，gousheishenghuoni？
yaobushinainaibazijidangniandejiazhuangdangdedang、maidemai，fengliyulituizhexiaochezaiditiekoumaijianbing，qiangchengzhezheigejia，kaoguanqingnianjidezheidianerqian，zusunliangkongpazaojiuesile。
guanqingnianniantazou，guanboboyidianeryebushangxin，tababudehetaduanjueguanxi，tajintianlaizheilizhishixiangzhidaonainaizangzainali。
“anzhishenme？guhuidangranyaonaqusale。neilaonvrenheguanjiayidianxueyuanguanximeiyou，laizhewomenyangletadabanbeizi，sishiyejifengguangdabanlezangli，haixiangyaowomenjitazhaomudi？rongchengcuntucunjin，mudineimegui，sheimaideqi。”
kaikoudeshijianglijuan，guanbobomingyishangdejimu。nvrenyonglandekaozaiguanqingnianshenshang，zhuangrongjingzhidelianshangcishimanshijiansuanheedu。
guanqingnianmeitouculexia，xianranbuxihuanqizizheifushikuaijinger。
jianglijuannenggenzaiguanqingnianshenbianzheimeduonian，chayanguansedebenlingzishilihai，guanqingnianmeimaoyizhou，takaozaiguanqingnianshenshangdeshentiyouruanlejifen，zaitaerpanqingshengdao：“laogong，woyixiangdaozheimeduonian，neilaotaipoheniduizhegan，feiyaoyangzhezheigesaobaxingjiutinishengqi！shuodaodi，meiyouxueyuanguanxijiushibuxing。”
guanqingnianzuijihuidejiushizheidian。
xiangdaozheili，kanzheguanbobodeyanshendoulenglejifen：“xianzaidouliuxinghuanbaosangzang，sadaodahailiyoushenmebuhao。”
guanbobolianbailehaojifen，xiaoshouzuandesijin，caimianqiangkongzhizhuxiangpushangqusisuiyanqianzheilianggerendechongdong，yayizhedihoudao：“bunengsadaodahailiqu！nainainianqingshiluoguoshui，tajushenshui，henpahai，huozhedeshihoudoubuganquhaibian，nibatadeguhuisazaihaili，shiyaosharenzhuxina！”
“nizhukou！”jianglijuanchidao：“nibazuoshenmejueding，lundedaonilaizhishouhuajiaoma！niyiweizheishishenmedifang，niyoushishenmedongxi？yeganzaizheiersaye——”
tatadegaogenxieshengzheishicongerlouchuanlai，jiaoqibuyuedenvshengbunaifandexiangqi：“yidaqingzaodechaosile！”
jigerenxunshengwangqu，guankekedingzhepiaoranguodeyinghuafensebolangjuanzouxialoulai。
tahuazhezhuang，yanjinghuadehenda，wocanbeimiaodehenmingxian，bizishanggaoguanggengshiliangdexiaren，zhigaoqiangdeyangzhezhengguodejianxiaba。
jianglijuanganjinqishen，lianshangguazhecimuxiaoyi：“kekea，chaodaonileba。douguaizheigesaobaxing，yidazaolairenibabashengqi。”
guankeketiaomeikanleyanguanbobo，gouqichunlaichaonongyixiao：“ba，nihebishengqini，tazheimexiaoshun，jiunazouhaoguhuihaole，zijiqumaimudiya。”
guanbobodeshouyixiazizuanjinle，tazhidaorongchengdemudiyouduogui，tashimaibuqide。
dantajintianruoshibubanainaideguhuinazou，fangzaiguanjia，yidinghuibeisuibianchulidiao。guanbobokaikou：“hao，guhuijiwo，wolaianzang。”
yuqiqiqiuzheiwuqingwuyideren，burutazijixiangxiangbanfa。jiusuanshimaishen，tayeyaojinainaihaohaoanzang。
shizhici，guanqingnianduiguanbobodebunaiyedaolejizhi，bianduiyongrendao：“qujitanaguhui，rangtaganjinzou，huiqi。”
guhuihehenkuaijiusaizaileguanboboshouli。
guankekeaomandetaitaixiaba：“gunbasaobaxing，yihoubiezaitianzhelianlaile，wobakebuxiangyaonizheigenver！”
guanbobojueqiangdezhanzaineili，xiyikouqishuo：“wohuizou，nimenbawodedongxihaijiwo，wojiuzou。”
guankekehaoxiaodao：“nidedongxi？zheijialiyoushenmeshinidedongxi？woquanninibiejilianbuyaolian，rewomenquanjiabutongkuai。”
guanbobokanxiangjianglijuan，jiandingdekaikou：“nainaiyijinggaosuwole，womamazoudeshihouliulekuaiyupeijiwo，shinimennazoujiguankekedaile，xianzaiwoyaonahuilai。”
guankekeyileng，tadequeshiyoukuaicongxiaodaideyupei，yinshifumujidewujian，xianzaibudaileyebeihaohaodeshouleqilai。
zhourantingdaoguanbobojingshuoshitadedongxi，guankekedangjinaole：“pei！nigesaobaxing！shenmenimajinideyupei，nineigebuyaoliandemagenzhenanrenpaole，liannidoubuyaole，zenmehuiliudongxijini！”
guanbobozhijianfadou，tazhidaoshishibushineiyangde！dantaheguankekeshuobuzhe。
takanxiangguanqingnian：“womajiranshigenbierenpaode，tadedongxiniliuzheyexianzangba，nijiwowojiuzou。”
guankekejianzijibeiwushile，naodebuxing，shenshoucheguanbobodegebo：“shizaiwozheiliyouzenmeyang？nixiangyaoa，xing。**dongxidequezang，niyeshinimaliuxialaide，nishuoershibian‘woshi**shengdexiao**’，wojiujini。”
guanqingniantingle，weiweicumei。
tashibuxihuannvershuohuazheimecusude，danxiangdaoguanboboneigedanganbushengbuxianggenzhebiedenanrenpaodiaodema，guanqingnianjiujuedemingweizizundeshangbayinyinzuotong，yejiuchenmorenyouguankekequle。
guanbobozhidaoguankekezaixiuruziji，baojinguhuihe，zhiyonglidaofanzheqingbai，nulifanbo：“guankeke，nibuyaoqirentaishen，womabushi**，neiyupeibenlaijiushiwomaliujiwode，nigaihaijiwo！”
“nimajiushi**，nimagangshengxiani，jiubanirenglehenanrensibenbushi**shishenme？nishinimashengde，suoyiniyeshi**！”guankekejianruidejiaoxiao：“haiyouzaiwozheilidedongxijiushiwode！nibuanwoshuodezuojiubiexiangyaohuiqu。”
guanboboshuangmoushunjianhongle，quruganyouranersheng。
“you，yaokule？”guankekedingshenshouedudenietadelian，yiliandeedu：“nilihuadaiyuchuchukeliandejisheikan？wozhenshikandaonizheizhanglianjiuhenbudesilan！zhenshi**denver，kanzhejiuyiliande**yang。”
pingshenmenizhangdezheihaokan？nisuangeshenmedongxi，yigebushoudaijiandesaobaxing，yeganzhangdebiwohao？
“不准你说我妈！”
“啪！”
guanboborenwukeren，zheiyibazhangyeshiyongjinlequanli，guankekedelianrouyankejiandezhongleqilai。
beidadeguankekexianshiyileng，xiayimiaojiuwuzhelianqilidejianjiaoleqilai。
jianglijuanaijiaoyisheng：“keke！wodekekeya，rangmamakankan，youmeiyoubeidahuai！”
guanqingnianlianshangfengyunzhoubian，qishendabuliuxingdezouguolaitaiqishoujiujilehaowufangbeideguanboboyibazhang。
zheiyibazhanghenzhong，dadeguanbobotouyunyanhua，shenziyiwaishuaidaozaidi。
guanbobodaoxiashi，haixiayishihuzheguhuihe，lianjiuzheiyangyingshengshengdebeiguhuihedebianhualeyidaokouzi，lianshang**ladetengleqilai。
buzhidaoshibeihuashangdeteng，haishibazhangdeteng。
guanqingnianshengyinlengdexianglayuedehanbing，daizhenverbeishanghaidefennu，duiguanboboshuo：“ninainaizenmebanijiaodezheimeedu，ganjingun，biezairangwokandaoni！kekedainikuaiyupeizenmele？woyangnizheitoubaiyanlangzheimeduonian，zheiyupeijiudangnihaijiwodefuyangfeile，biezairangwokandaoni！”
jianglijuanyuandudewanletayiyan：“nizhudefangziyeshiguanjiade，ganjinjiwobanzou！nizheizhongdaidudeyatou，duorangnizhuyitiandouzanglewomenguanjiadefangzi！huiqi！”
guanbobojinjindebaozheguhuihe，qiangchengzheqishenyaoyadao：“wonainaibawojiaodehenhao，lunbudaonimenshuosandaosi！wohuibanzou，nimenguanjiadebianyi，congciyihouwoyifendoubuzhan。”tataiqitoulai，kanzheguanqingnianyiziyijurenzhendeshuo：“zheimeduoniannijidefuyangfei，nijidexuefei，woyibiyibijizhezhang。dengwozhuanqianle，wohuilaishuhuiwomadeyupei，neishiwomajiwodedongxi。zaowanyouyitian，wohuinahuilai。”
guankekelengxiao：“zheimeyouchuxia，neinikedekuaidianzhuanqian，yaoshinatianwoxinqingbuhao，kejiubayupeimaile，daoshihounijiuyongyuannabuhuinimaliujiniweiyidedongxile。”
guanbobozhuanshenlikaiguanjia，shenhoudemenguanshangdeshunjian，qiangrenzhedeyanleijiupususudediaolexialai。
baozheguhuiheyiluzouleyiluku，hualeyigebanxiaoshi，caicongbieshuquzoudaogongjiaozhan。
xinzangchoutengdelihai，xiangdaozizaiyixiayixiawan。
tahenzijidemeiyong，zhinengbeirenruciroulinqifu，lianmuqinjitadeweiyidexinwudouyaobuhuilai。
tayouwukenaihe，congxiaodaodatadoushizheibanmeiyunxiangsui，zaitadeshenshangmeiyoufashengguoyijianhaoshi。
yinweipahedaoluren，tayongzijidebaoguozheguhuihequansuozailezuihoumiandeweizhi。
kuleyilu，renyeshaoweilengjingleyidian。
xianzaishouxianyaozuodeshichouqianmaimudianzangnainai。
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banxiaoshihou，guanboboyunanyouzaikafeiting。
taxiaoxinyiyidebaguhuihefangzaishenbian，yongbaodangzhu。
zhaoqingyangxiandeshifengaoxing，qingjundelianshangmanshixiaoyi：“bobo！nizhongyukenjiajiwole？taihaole，wozhenshimengmeiyiqiudexiangquni。”
guanboboyouxieganga，xiaoshengdao：“qingyang，nizhiqianshuonijialijinizhunbeilecailiqianshiba。ninengbunengxianjiejiwoershiwan。”
zhaoqingyangcanlandexiaolianshaoweidaledianzhekou，tahaosizheigeshihoucaikandaonvpengyoulianshangyoushang，cumei，tawen：“bobo，nizenmeshoushangle？fashengshenmeshilema？”
guanboboyanshidezhedanglexia，xiaoshengshuo：“fashengledianshi，buyaojin，zheiqianninengjiewoma？dengwojiehunhoumanmanhaini。”
zhaoqingyangmeitouculeyixia，zhuazhuleguanbobohualidezhongdian：“jiehunhouhai？nijialibujinizhunbeijiazhuang？”
guanbobochiyilexia，yaohezhaoqingyangjiehun，zijideshiqingyebuhaomanzheduifang，bianhepantuochu：“qingyang，wohejialirenduanjueguanxile，wo……meiyoujiazhuang，danwokeyipeinihunhouyiqifendou。”
zhaoqingyanglianseyoudianbuhao，danjinjiezheyouxiaole：“hehe，bobo，nibienao。nishibushihejialinaomaodunle，yijiarennaozaidademaodun，yebuzhiyujiehundoubujizhunbeijiazhuang。”
guanbobotouyuelaiyuedi：“tamenyixiangbunawodangjiaren，woyizhihenainaixiangyiweimingde，xianzainainaiganggangqushi，jialirenbukenjimaimudi，lianguhuihedourangwodaichulaile，zheiyangdejiarenzenmehuijizhunbeijiazhuang。qingyang，woxuyaojieershiwanmaiyikuaimudi。zheicailiwobuyaode，wokeyiheniluohun。xiangnijiedeqianwoyehuihai，bushibaina，wozhishixiangganjinrangnainairutuweian。”
zhaoqingyangliansejianjianbianle，younankanbiandetieqing，zuihouyaoyaqiechi、mianmuzhengningdepaizhuoerqi：“guanbobonishuawo？niheguanjiaduanjueguanxilehaixiangrangwoquni？！ershiwan？nizhiershiwanma？”