第6章 选我做对象你会后悔

guanbobozuozaidishang,rangmuyunshengzhenzhezijidetuitangzhe,fangyigubudeta,xianqujiaorenlaichulimuyunsheng。

buyihuierlailelianggebaobiao,bazanshihunmidemuyunshengbeidaoloushangwoshi,sirenyishengzheishihouyelaile,shangqujimuyunshengzuojiancha。

guanbobogenzhemulaoyezidaolewoshimenkou,meiganjinqu。

zheishihoufangyishanglaijitabaolexiashangkoudao:“kanzheheren,qishishangkoumeiduoshende。”

fangyinengshuoshenme,zongbunengshuozijiashaoyeyaorenxiahenkouba,buguoshaoyehuiyaorenyedequeshirangtayeheleyitiao。

shaoyezaitamensuoyourenxinlikeshiguangfengjiyuederenwu。

guanboboyebuhuizhuizheshoushangshuoshenme,jianmuyeyeyemeijinfangjian,taxinlibujindigugangcaimuyeyeshuodetamoufangmianhaitinglihaideshizhinafangmian。

shizhitayilaijiuchadianhaisimuyunshengma?

zheishimulaoyezihuerxiaole,guanboboxiataxiaodefachu,yougangayoumangrandekaikou:“yeye,ninsunzidouzheiyangle,ninzenmehaixiao?”

mulaoyezitingdaqideshuodao:“shiwuguominchileyaojiumeishile,erqiesherubuduo,buyaojin。nibuzhidaotaxiaoshihoubuzhidaozijichihetaoguomin,tanainaishuobunaoma,jiuzaiyibianerjitaqiaoyigetachiyige,jieguotayikouqichilesigezhihou,tanainaiyihuitoufaxianzijisunzilianzhongdexianggezhutou,chadianhesi。”

“pu——”guanbobojiongpodewuzhezui:“duibuqi,wozhidaobuwobugaixiao,danmeirenzhu……”

tazhenshiyaosile,naobuchuneigehuamian,jiujuedegenbenrenbuzhuxiao。

“meishi,woouerxiangqitaxiaoshihou,yejuedetebieyouyisi,bitaxianzaizhendekeaitaiduo。taxianzaizongshiyizhangduishenmedoumobuguanxindelian,kandewotiantianshengqi,buguonilaijiuhaole。”mulaoyezideyanjiaomeishaodairanzhecimeishanmudexiao:“wohenjiumeikandaotayouguoshenmeqingxubodongle,zuoshenmeshidoudandande,wusuowei,nikanniyilaijiurangtashengqile,haiyaoleni,zheizhongbianhuataixirenle。”

关柏柏:“……”

yeye,wobingbujuedezheishishenmexirendeshier。

biqimuyeyedegaoxing,guanbobojianzhibuyaotaisang。

tapaodaorenjialaizhaoguren,jieguodiyitianfancai‘xiadu’,shiduifangguominbushuo,beihouxiongbaohairangduifangshuaijiao,takezhenshitaiyoubenshile。

tayaoshimuyunsheng,xinglaidediyijianshigujijiushiganzouzijizheigehairenbuqiandesaobaxing,yixiangdaozheili,takeshigengnanshoule。

tabuxihuanbeirenshuoshisaobaxing、meiyunchanshenzhileidehua,danhaoxiangrendeqiyunyueshuojiuyueshuai,beineixierentiantianshuo,ririshuo,haoxiangtazhendejiushimeiyunchanshen,zongshiyunqibujia。

zheibu,liganjianyingjiurehuole。

guanboboliansaodehong,xiaoshengduimuyeyedao:“yeye,wohaoxiangbutaishihezhaogumuxiansheng,yizhewozheigezhaogudefazi,rendoubeihuile。”

mulaoyezicimeishanmudao:“xiangsiersheng,butinghaode?”

guanboboyakouwuyan,zongjuedezheigeyeyexinyoudianhenna。

“biqizheige,bobo,niheyunshengxianzaizenmeshuoyeshifuqile,bunengzaijiaomuxianshengle,nizheimejiaozheduoshengshu。”mulaoyezixiangtatiyijian。

guanboboguaishundediandiantou:“wohaibutaishiying,buguodengtaxinglaiwokeyishizhehuantamingzi。”

mulaoyezi:“jiaomingzibugou**,nide**ta,zhijiejiaolaogong!rangtayishidaotashiyouqiziderenle。”

guanbobozuijiaochoulechou:“yebuyongzheime**……”

mulaoyezi:“wozheisunzi,dexiamengyao。”

guanbobozhixi,juedezheimengyaobushixiajimuyunshengde,shixiajitade。

talianaidoumeitanmingbai,huranjiuchenglechongxixinniang,xianzaiyouyaoduimoshengnanrenqinqinmimidejiaolaogong,jiusuanduifangtianrenzhizineiyebutaike。

taxinlishangguobuquneigekaner,haixiangzaizhengzhayixiadeshihou,neibianmuyunshengyijingxingle。

sirenyishengrangmulaoyezixianjinqu,zhihouduiguanbobodao:“shaofuren,shaoyeshuorangninshaodeng,dengxiatazaijianni。”

“haode。”guanboboguaiguaidezhanzaineili,yingleyiju。

mulaoyezikanleyiyanzuanzheshoudeguanbobo,yishidaoletadejinzhang,kuanweidao:“fangxin,tabuhuiweinanni。”

guanbobochelexiachun,tabupabeiweinan,jiushijuedegaihaohaodaoqian,zheishiershitabandebuhao。

xianglexiangtadakaishoujibeiwanglu,dasuandengxiayaojiluxiasuoyoumuyunshengguominde、buaichidedongxi,yimianxiacizaifanzheizhongcuowu。

mulaoyezijindaofangjianguanshangmen,jiujianzijisunzidanmodezuozaichuangshang,guominshideqingxudefudongfangfotanhuayixian,rujinyoushiyitansishui。

mulaoyeziguyizhaxindao:“bobobudongshi,youshirangniguominyoushirangnishuaidaoshilexingxiang,tingshengqideba。”

慕云笙:“没有。”

mulaoyezi:“meiyouniyaorenjia?nishengqinijiushuochulai,woyoumeirangnibiezhe。tajiuzaiwaimian,yaoburanjiaotajinlaijinipeigebushi?”

muyunsheng:“yaorenshiwowuyishidexingwei,yeyeninfangxin,ninmanyiderenwojuebuhuidiaonan,tayoushenmeguoshiyoushenmecuo,wodouhuirenrang,chengruninshuo,zheigejiayihouyeshitade,taxiangruhebianruhe。”

mulaoyezidengshibeiyezhu,youqisabuchu。

tazuishoubudejiushisunzizheifuyangzi。

buzhengbuqiangbushengqi,zhidaodetashihaichizherenjianxunchangfancaideren,buzhidaodehaiyiweipingrilihelushuishenghuocaizheiyangdanmorushui。

tazhenshihouhuilemeizhaogezuotianzuodidejinlai,gancuizuogetianfandifu,kantazheizhanglenglianguabuguadezhu。

mulaoyezishiyouzheigexin,danyoupazheigejingeryongdafale,zijisunziyinuzhixiazuochuyixiewufawanhuideshier,yebugan。

guanboboyijingjinlejiamenle,tanengzuodehuoxujiushijinrenshitingtianmingle。

“xing。”mulaoyezidao:“nizheimeshuowoyejiufangxinle,buguannishizhenxinjienahaishifuyanwo,zongzhiwocongxiaojiujiaoyuguoniqifulaopodenanrenzuimeichuxi,xiangxinniyemingbai,woyuelenisunboboxiaqi,zheijiuzoule,niheboboshuoshuohuaba。”

tashuowanjiuzhanqilaiyaozou,muyunshengshenwangzhetadebeiying,chenyinlexiahaishikaikoudingning:“nianjidale,wanleyeyaoshidu。”

mulaoyezihuitoukanletayiyan,mouzhongshunjianmaimaiwenqingyichu:“guanhaonizijiba。”

tazheigesunzi,suiranduiyiqiedouyijingdanmo,haosiyitansishui,queweiduduizijidezheifenxiaoxinmeiyoubian。

mulaoyeziweicineixinliyouwennuanyouxintengdegenglihaile。

shaxiaozi,duoxiangxiangzijia,tazheigezaolaotouzibanzhijiaodoutaruguancaibanle,buxuyaorencaoxinshenmele,daoshita,haineimenianqing,gaihaohaohuo。

congfangjianlichulai,mulaoyeziciaidekanzheguanbobo,wenshengdao:“jinquba,tazailimiandengni,yaoshitashuolenantingdehua,nigaifanbofanbo,danbiewangxinliqu,biezhendetaoyanta。wozheigesunzi……bushihuairen。”

shuochuzheihua,lianmulaoyezizijiyeyouxiegankai,yaozhidaochushiyiqian,tazheigesunzishenshiyoufengdu,buzhidaoduoshaonvrenchimiaimu,tadoucongweixiangguoyouyitianhuidanxinzijidesunzibeirentaoyan。

guanboboxinzhongweiweiyiteng,zoushangqianwolexiatadeshou,qingqingyixiao,nianqingdeliandanshangdoushimeihaodeshanyi:“yeye,wopiqihaozheni,bupa。erqieninsunzineimeshuai,qizhiyouhao,sheihuitaoyanta,pashishangdidouyaopianaiyuta。”

mulaoyezi:“boboniyetaihuishuole,gaowenxuede?”

guanbobo:“yeye,wogaohuaxuede,pingriliaiduwenxueshu。”

mulaoyezipaipaitadeshourangtajinqule。

guanbobojinmenzhihoujiusongle,huiliuliudezoudaochuangqiantoudoubugantaidedaoqian:“duibuqi,wobuzhidaonihetaoguominhainiguominzhendeduibuqi。nibanibuaichi、guomindedougaosuwo,wojixialai,xiacijuebuzaifan。”

muyunshengquemeijiezheigehuacha,yuqidandandekaikou:“duodale。”

guanbobohuanleyihuiercaiyishidaoduifangzaiwentanianji,tamashanghuida:“ershi。”

muyunshengminzhelexiabochun,danmodexingmousaoletayiyan,shuo:“fuzaodenianji。”

guanboboyileng,taitoukanqu,zhengduishangtademuguang。

tademoushizhendehaokan,zhishizheimehaokandemouzili,quemeishenmeguangcai,rendeyanjingyingzhaochudeshiyigerendexin,suoyicaiyouyanjingshixinlingdechuanghuzheigeshuofa。

xinsile,yanlijiuwushenle。

tashuotazheigenianjifuzao,ketadenianjiyuanbugaishiqingyixinrusihuidenianji。

taxilekouqi,yangqileyigexiao:“wodaxiaojiuchengshu,xingzibufuzao。”

muyunsheng:“bufuzaobudaibiaolixing,xuanwozuojiehunduixiang,benshenjiushiyigecuowu,nihuihouhui。wobuzhidaoyeyexunuolenishenme,danwoyaogaosunideshi,nicongwozheilidebudaoshenmehaochu。”

guanboboshifenrenzhendeshuo:“womeixiangcongnizheilidedaoshenmehaochu,wozhishilaizhaogunide,nikeyibawodangchengyigebaomu。”

muyunsheng:“nibuyongbazitaifangzheimedi,wobudasuandiaonanni。”

guanbobomengle:“wozhendeshilaizuobaomude,jiuzhaogunideyinshiqiju,zuiduoshipeinishuoshuohua,qitadewobuzuoshenme。”

muyunshengsihulandelihuitazhei‘biejiaodehuanghua’yiban,jiucidazhuleta:“nishuoshenmebianshishenme,wobuzaiyi。wozhishiyaogaosuniwogaigaosunide,mujiabushiyibandejiating,wosuiranyijingbushimushijituanzongcai,danwodeshihaishiguanxizhemujiadeshengyu,suoyijiexialaidehua,nizixitinghao。”

关柏柏:???

shenmebushiyibandejiating?shenmemushijituan?

她怎么都听不明白?