yanshanzong，fuzeweizongmenlianzhidanyaodedanjufengshang，lianggerenzhengzailiandanshimenkoulalacheche。
“wobulianle！wolianlezheimeduotiandanyikouqidoumeixieguo！linglizhendeyididoumeiyoule！woyaohuiquxiuxi！”
quanshenbeidanhuokaodejiaohei、fangfowameiguilaideliutangzhu，manlianqiaocui，zhengzhazheyaolikailiandanshi。
“liutangzhu，meilinglilejiudianchihuilingdan，juedeleilejiuchidianfuliwan，xianzaidanyaoquekouhaihenda，meishijianxiuxile，kuaihuiliandanshiba！”
lingyigeqingshannanrenyibianshuozherangzibenzhuyidouxiukuidehuayu，yibianbajiaoheitangzhusaihuileliandanshi。
jiaoheideliutangzhuxiuweibudiduifang，lengshengshengdebeienlehuiqu。
liandanshiguanmenqian，hainengtingjiantakewangziyoudebuganhaojiao。
buyuanchuweiguandaozheiyimudemougexiaohuo，momodesuodaoleshuhou。
zhuyikan，zheigexiaohuojiaozhufan，shigechuanyuezhe。
shentideyuanzhushiyanshandanjufengshangdeyigewaimendizi，suishuoyoushiheliandandemuhuolinggen，naihewuxingtaidi，lianzhidedanyaobunengshuoshiburuliu，zhinengshuoshihenchajing。
moutianzheirenfeiyaochengqianglianzhiyizhongfuzadedanyao，jieguo，danluzhale。
yuanzhujile，zhufanlaile。
ganglaideshihou，zhufanneijiaoyigejidongxinxiganxiezuozhe。
sheibuxiangchengweixiuxianxiaoshuozhongneixiefanshouweiyunfushouweiyudeshenxiandalaoni？
资质差？呵，笑死。
chuanyuezhezizhichaneibushiyinggaidema？yaoburanzenmejiaofeichainixiliua！
genghekuangnagefanqiezhujiaomeixitonga？
zhitingzhufanhaoqiyishenghan：“xitong，laiwoshenbian！”
biubiudejiufeiguolailiangxitong。
【ding，jiancedaosuzhu，shifoubangdingdanshenxitong？】
【bi，jiancedaosuzhu，shifoubangdingchushenxitong？】
kandaolaiyisongyidejinshouzhi，zhufanchadianmeidangchangxiaosilaigeercichuanyue。
chuanyueqian，tajiushiyimingchushi，neimetadexuanzedangranshi——
zhufanzhandingjietie：“bangdingdanshenxitong！”
这还用想吗？
shangbeizidoudangleneimejiudedicengshechule，zheibeiziyoujihuilekendingxuange**gaodea！
zaixiuxianjie，danshijiudaibiaozhesangeci：youqian！youqian！haishiyouqian！
xiulianyitu，tianzizuizhongyao，qicima，bianshiziyuan。
dingjidedanshi，fulushi，lianqishi，zoudaonadoushizuoshangbin。
bijingxiulianzongdekedanyaoba？dajiazongdedaizhuangbeiba？
ni1jidaigeduolanjianzenmedarenjiamanjiliushenzhuanga？
zhufanyijingkaishihuanxiangzijichengweidanshenyihou，neihuijinrutuhaowurenxingdemeihaoshenghuole！
tahaobuyouyudeduizhedanshenxitongshenchushou，zhunbeiyuqibangding。
raner，jiuzaidanshenxitongxiangtafeilaishi——
pangbiandechushenxitongmengdichongchu，shenchuyizhijio，yigefeititizouledanshenxitong！
祝帆：？！
ranhouchushenxitongkanzhunshijiluodaotashoushang——【bi，bangdingchenggong！(≧▽≦)y】
zhufan：(⊙△⊙)？！！！
beitifeidedanshenxitongjianzhufanyijingbangdingle，xiangzaoyulefuxinhanside，weiweiququdefeizoubujianle。
zhufanerkangshou：“biezou，wo，woyaobangdingdanshenxitonga？！”
【suzhu，woshichu（huadiao）danshenxitong06hao，jiaowoxiaoliujiuhao~wohuibangzhusuzhuchengweicijiezuiqiangchu（huadiao）danshenda~ˋ(°▽°)】
zhufan：“……nishibushiyiweiwokanbujianbeinihuadiaodezi？”
【aihei~(◑ω◑)~~】
zhufanwunaidao：“xiulianzhequandoupigule，chishafana？nanbuchengfangqixiuxianhuifanjiankaijiulouqu？”
【(눈_눈)heng，danshenxitongkeyifuzhunitishengxiuwei，benxitongyenengzhunixiulianchengxian！
tadanshenxitongnengzuodaode，wojiunengzuodao！tadanshenxitongzuobudaode，wo…woyezuobudao！！！(′－`)】
zhufanchadianbeitadedachuanqishanleyao。
tabeiyasehuamulanlianshoudayidundoumeizheimechenmoguo。
“xiaoliua，daobushiwoduiniyoushenmeyijian。”
zhufantanqi：“ershiyinwei……”
yinweizuijindanjufeng，naochulaigejingyaxiujiesuoyouzongmendedashijian——
yanshandanjufeng，fengzhuhuanghepaolule！fengzhuhuanghepaolule！
fengzhuhuanghedaizhetadedaolvpaolule！
haidaizheshumingguanshi、dizimenyiqitiaocaodaoyaowangdianqule！
meicuo，cicinaishixiuxianjieqianbainianlaizuidadeyiqiwaqiangjiaoshijian！
yaowangdianyiciwaqiangjiao，jingwazouleyanshanmenjinsanfenzhiyidedanshi！
qideyanshanzhangmenyibazhangpaifeilesangeshantou！
qitazongmenxianzaiquanzaichiyanshanheyaowangdianzhijiandegua！
zheiguadeyuanyoudaoshiyaocongjinianqianshuoqi。
shinianqian，danjufengshangrenfengzhuheshuweizhanglao，waijiajibaimingdizizaimoushanggumijingzhongzaoyuyiwai，wurenshenghai。
danjufengshangdeneikedoushijizongmenliandanzhiyaodezhongyaorencai，genghekuangqudedoushizuibajiandeneiyipi……
zheixiayijingbushisunshicanzhongle，ershisunshicancancancancancancancanzhongle。
dangshiyanshanmenqingqiuyaowangdianbangmang，shuliaoneiyaowangdianchenrenzhiweishizidakaikou，qideyanshanzhangmenpokoudama，liangbianjiexialiangzi。
weileweichizongmendedanyaogongji，yanshanzhangmenzhaodaoleyigedanyaoxiaoshijiahuangjia，yaoqingqijiazujiaruzongmen。
huangjiajiazhuhuanghebeifenghoudeliyidadong，dayingdaijiazujiaruyanshanmen，bingdanrendanjufengfengzhu。
kaitouneijinianhuanghejiqijiazuhaitingjingye，lianliandan，jiao***，weilezongmenganlebushaoshi。
zhidaojinianqian，huangheyudaoletadedaolv，yigebabaigexinyanzidekongbunvren。
zheinvrenmingmiansanxiu，shizeshiyaowangdianderen。qianfujinian，yichaochushou，pingjiezhezhenbianfeng，bahuanghechuidaoyaowangdianqule。
huanghemeibachizhu，liandaizhetajiazudeqitarengenzheyiqiliule。
haiyoutamenzheixienianjiaodaoguodeyixiedizimen，danfanyoudiantianfuyounengbeiqiaozoude，tongtongdoumeifangguo，quanjiwale，yanshanjinjinianxinpeiyangderencaiquanbianyileyaowangdian。
zheihuidanjufengdesunshibishinianqianneicigengda！
yanshanzhangmenheyizhongzhanglaoqidetaodaozi，henbudelimachongdaoyaowangdiangenrenhuopin，jingwencishidefuzhangmenjinjijieshulebiguan，enzhulezheiyidabangzibaopiqi。
wuta，zhiyinweijinqishiduanyanshanzhouweifashengyaoshoubaodong，ruoshiyanshanmenyuyaowangdianfashengdazhan，laojiazheibian**zhehuozenmeban？
neixinjinvzhengshizhixiaojinqiyanshanmenzhouzaodeyaoshoubuanfen，yanshanmenduanshijianneiwuxiagujiqitacaitiaocishijigaoshi。
qiyumenpaisuijueyaowangdiancifanzuoweishushiguofen，danyebuhuiweilebierenjiadeshidezuidingjidanshizongmen，shenzhiyoudepansuanzhejiecijihuihuoliyifan。
shuohuiyanshanmenzheitou，kaozhediyunzongmenyunzhuanbingweichuxiantaidawenti，shangzhizhanglaoxiazhidizidouzainulikangjiyaoshou。
weiyikubidezhiyoushengxiadedanshimen，ganhuoderenshaole，shengxiaderengongzuoliangfanbeile，yirenneishidingjigerenshia。
meikanneiliutangzhuma，pingshihaiyoudianjiepi，zheihuierbeidanhuoxundedougenwameigongsidele。
zhuzailiandanfanghaojitianlelianfangfengdeshijiandoumeiyou，napadunhaozidedouhainengchihelasashuini，gedaotashenshang，neishizhen007wuxiua……
dekuishizongmenweileliuxiashengxiadedanshimen，batamendeziyuandaiyelailegechaojijiabei，buranzheixierenkenengdouhuiyinweifanzhongdelaodongpaolule……
zhufandaoshixiangjixuzuodanshi，yifangmianshichanneixiefanlehaojibeideziyuan。
lingyifangmianma，yinweihuangheneishi，xianzaidanjufengyoudianmingan，zaizheijieguyanshangtayaoshizuodianshenmebuheshiyidejudong……
butaiganxiangxianghuifashengshenme……
kewentishi，zhufanyigewailaide，genbenbuhuiliandana，biyuanzhuhaiburua！
qianzhentakeshichadianbeidanluzhasi，tangzaichuangshanghaoxietian，zheicaigangyanghao。
erzaitaquanyudejintian，yelundaotaqudangzhi，weiqitadizimenlianzhidanyaole。
祝帆很慌。
zongbunengyihuierzaibiaoyanyigezhadanlux2ba？
zaihuanyigexindechuanyuezheguolaima？
【(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉsuzhububidanyou，xiaoliuweisuzhuzhunbeilexinshoulibao，neihanyouliangzhongpeifang，**wanchenghoukeliaoshangbuxue，tigaolinglie！】
zhufanwenyanjingshenyizhen，youjinshouzhijiushixiang！
tapobujidaidedakailibao，guoranyouliangpeifang，haiyouyige……minidianfanbao？
zhufanwuyudekanleyandianfanbao，meiguanta，xianyaojindeshixidepeifang。
配方：
[dagutang-gongxiao：zengjialingli-suoxucailiao：yaoshourougu，jiu，cong，shengjiang……]
[lizidunjibao-gongxiao：liaoshangzhixue-suoxucailiao：jileiyaoshou，banli，gouqi，dazao……]
祝帆：？？？
“……xiaoliua，nishuoyoumeiyouyizhongkeneng，”
zhufanfue：“xianzaizongmenshixiangrangwoliandan，erbushirangwozuofanni？”
【suzhu，nimenrenleiyoujuhua：xixiwuzheweijunjie……apei！ruguoyigedongwuzhangdexiangyazi，chiqilaixiangyazi，neitajiushiyazi！
neimetongli，zheipeifangnengzengjiaxiuweizhishangbuxue，nizenmenengshuotabushilingdanmiaoyaoni？】
祝帆：……
tashuodehaoyoudaoli，wojingranwuyanyidui。
fanzhengdanshenxitongwule，zhinengxinzheijiahuole，zhufanbianyiyanchumenzhaocailiaoqule。