执法局。
wangqinglongchuanzheyishenxinzhifu,duizhebolizhenglezhengmaozi,ranhoukanlekan,youzhenglilezhengliyiling,yifujinzhangjucudeyangzi。
“wangdui!ninzhaowoa?”
zheishi,fangmendakai,nianqingzhifazhexiaoxiangzoulejinlai。
tadingzheyikeqiheidemogutou,zhangdegaogaoshoushoude,kanshangqujiuxiangshiyigenji……e,zhuzi。
wangqinglongkeleyisheng:“xiangkunkun,wojinwandecanjiayigezhongyaohuiyi,julideshiqingnixianjieguanzhe。”
“zheishengengbanyede,yaoqukaihuia?”
xiangkunkunyouxiebukesiyi。
wangqinglongdengletayiyan:“zheishijimi!bugaiwendebiewen,guanhaoniziji!”
“haolei,wangdui,zhuninyilushunfeng。”xiangkunkunlianmangxiaoheheshuodao。
dengwangqinglonglikaihou,xiangkunkunzhenggerenyebiandesongchilexialai,zuozailewangqinglongdeyizishang,qiaozheerlangtui,youxiandemoyangchuizhekoushao。
wangduibuzai,zheizhennanzhifaju,jiushitafuduizhangxiangkunkunshuolesuan。
“王队!”
zheishi,fangjianmendakai,yimingzhifazhezoulejinlai。
xiangkunkunzhaolezhaoshou,luchuxiemeixiaorong:“wangduicanjiahuiyile,juliyoushigenwotanjiuxing,fashengshale?”
“kunge,yourenzishoule!”neimingzhifazheshuodao。
xiangkunkunshenseweining:“zishou?”
……
审讯室。
xiangkunkunhesangshisuchen,dayandengxiaoyan,chenmoliangjiu。
“bushi,nixiaozi,youdangtiangoule?”
xiangkunkunzhanqilai,daliangzhesangshisuchen:“zheishiranlegebaimao,huilaile?”
duiyusuchen,xiangkunkunyinxiangkeshitingshenkede。
dangchu,tawenwangqinglong,zheixiaozishenmeyuanyinbeijuliu。
wangduiyemeishuochugesha,ranhoulaileyijutiangouzui。
zheikebatajihedebuqinga!
shengpazijizhiqiandangxiaochoudeneidianposhi,yebeidouchulai。
danyebudui,tashuzhifalvhenqingchu,tiangouyinggaibufanfaa!
“shayuanyin?”xiangkunkunkanxianglezhifazhetongshi。
neimingzhifazhehuidadao:“genjusonglaideneiguniangdeshuofa,zheixiaozishigeqiangjieguanfan,naozihaiyoudianbuzhengchang。”
“抢劫?”
xiangkunkunweiweiyileng,takanzhesangshisuchenwendao:“nizuijinqiangshale?”
sangshisuchen:“zuotianqianglezhurou!”
xiangkunkun:“duoshaozhurou?”
sangshisuchen:“yibaiduojin!”
xiangkunkun:“zhurouni?”
sangshisuchen:“chile!”
xiangkunkun:“quanchile?”
丧尸苏辰:“嗯。”
xiangkunkunyuewenyuejingqi:“yibaiduojin,nizenmechide?”
“jiuzheiyang,wawu、wawu、wawu……”
sangshisuchenjuzheshou,zhangzui,zuochukenzhuroudedongzuo。
neishalebajidemoyang,shuobuchulaideshaqi。
xiangkunkunmeitoujinsuo,kanxiangleyipangdetongshi。
这,这小子……
pangbiandezhifazhe,sihuzhidaoxiangkunkunxiangwenshenme,rouleroutaiyangxueshuodao:“jiushisuchen!ganggangshenfenjianceguole,yimoyiyang!”
他也很费解啊!
zheixiaoziranbaimaodeshihou,banaoziranshale?
zenmehehuanleyigerenyiyang!
精神分裂症?
“我先问问王队。”
xiangkunkunyeyouxiefannanle,xiangqiwanglongqingzhiqianchulisuchendeanzi,yushidasuanzaiwenwenta。
yaoburanzheizishoudejiahuo,huyanluanyu,tayebuzhidaonajushizhenhua。
“wei,wangdui,neigesuchen……”
“jinliangyoudai,wobuzaijuli,qianwanbuyaochushenmeluanzi,tingdaomeiyou!”
“这个……”
“tayaoshichuleshenmewenti,wohuilaibanipibole!”
jiezhe,xiangkunkundeshoujili,chuxianleyuyinguaduandeshengyin,wanglongqingzhengmang,xianranmeiyouxiangongfuhetache。
xiangkunkunyouxieshayanle,shenshounaolenaomogutou。
优待?
zheishidasuanrangtadangdayeduidaia!
pangbiandezhifazhe,souchawanhou,dao:“meishenmefanzuishi,zheixiaozizaihushuobadao。”
tingdaozhei,xiangkunkunyefangxinle。
“neige,suchen,woxiandainihuijiaba。”xiangkunkunhuishuodao。
pangbiandezhifazhetongshishayanle,haiqinzisongtahuiqu?
“kunge,zenmehainisongta,yongzhifajudechea?”
“wozijideche,wozhibandaodianle,yaoxiabanle,shengxiadejiaojini。”
xiangkunkunbailetayiyan,ranhoujiangjiaobandeyaochi,rengjileta。
豪车里。
sangshisuchenquansuozaifujiashi,kanzhewaimiandenghuohuihuangdedoushi,shashakanzhechushen。
xiangkunkunkaizheche,chouleyiyansuchendeguaiyi,bujindao:“zenme,meijianguoa!”
“nimenshibushibuyongpaeduzi?”sangshisuchenwendao。
“bupaa,zheidoushaniandaile。”xiangkunkunxiaolexiaoshuodao。
sangshisuchenwangzhezhengjiedejiedao,huanhuanluchuleyimochunzhenxiaorong:“zheigeshijie,zhenhaoa。”
……
suchentubuhuidaogongyu,yijingshihoubanyele。
takanzhebeizapodemen,yizhenwuyu,ganjuezijijintiansangdaolejidian。
bujinbeinvshenlaheilehaojigexiaohao,menbeizale,haibeizhifazheyasongdaolezhifaju,chadianbeijuliu……
zheitamade,doushishenmeshia!
suchenxileyigereshuizao,congweishengjianchulai。
manghuoleyiwanshang,yeele。
tacongbingxianglisouxunlebantian,yemeizhaodaoshenmechide。
“yo,haiyouyibanguoshengrimeichiwandedangao。”
suchenjiangshengxiadedangao,congbingxianglinalechulai。
fanghaoduotianle,dankanzheipinxiang,yinggaimeihuaiba。
或许没坏……
wangzhedangao,suchenchenmoliangjiu。
tameishenmepengyou,suoyishengriyeshizijiyigerenguode。
tapingshishibuguoshengride,danzheibijingshishibasuideshengri,yiweizhetadechengnian,suoyicaipotianhuangdejizijimaileyigedangao。
“ai,chengrenhoudeshijie,bingbuhaohuna!”
suchentanxigankaizhe,dakoudakoujujiaozhecongbingxianglinachulaidebinglengdedangao。
有点难咽。
buguo,tahaishiyidianbushengdechilexiaqu。
“zheishengxiadeshengridangao,guoranhennanchi。”
suchentangzaichuangshang,shuangshouzhenzhenaodaiwangzhetianhuaban,zhengzhengchushen。
taxiangdeshi,tazaizhifajukandaodeneilianggeshipin。
yigeshibaisetoufadeta。
yigeshichuanzhezhandoufudeta。
liantazijidoujuedeguiyi。
zheishijieshang,jingranhuiyourucixiangxiangderen。
nanbucheng,neilianggeren,zhenshitadeduobaotaixiongdi?
三胞胎,太扯了吧。
youhuozhe……tamenshilingyigeshikongdeziji?
suchenbeizijixiangchudezheigejielunjidoulele。
tapingshiyehuijiechuyixiepingxingshikongdekehuandianying、xiaoshuozhileide。
但也只是想想罢了。
buguo,zhenyoupingxingshikong,neilidezijihuishishenmeyangzide?
yongyouyigexingfumeimandejiating?
huozhe,yijingzhuiqiudaolefupo,zhubieshu,kaihaoche,yishiwuyoudetangzaifupohuailiyingyingyingdesajiao。
jiuzaisuchenhuanxiangzhe,youxieshuiyideshihou。
腹部绞痛!
juliedetengtong,rangsuchendeliandoubiansele,etoushenchuxuhan,xiangshixiamiyiyangzaichuangshangquansuozheshenti。
厚礼蟹!
zheiguoqidedangao,weilizheimedama!
suchentengtongnanren,zhanweiweinachushouji,bodajijiudianhua。
“jiuhuche!kuailaia,jiuming!woyaosile……”
小区楼下。
liangmingyihurenyuan,taizhesuchen,songshanglejiuhuche。
ranhou,xiangkunkunyedaizhesangshisuchen,laidaogongyulouxiatinglexialai。
xiangkunkunchouleyiyanjiuhuche:“hei,nimenzheixiaoqu,jinwanhaizhennengzhetengde。”
sangshisuchenxiachehou,mangrandao:“woyaoquna?”
“nizijijiabuzhidao……suanle,ninshiguibin,wosongnishangqu!”
xiangkunkunxiangqilewangduideanpai,wunaitanxi。
xianzaizheixiaozishidaye,bixudehaohaofushi。
tadangranzhidaosuchenzhuna。
bijing,suchenjiademenhaishitachuailande。