第4章

执法局。

wangqinglongchuanzheyishenxinzhifu,duizhebolizhenglezhengmaozi,ranhoukanlekan,youzhenglilezhengliyiling,yifujinzhangjucudeyangzi。

“wangdui!ninzhaowoa?”

zheishi,fangmendakai,nianqingzhifazhexiaoxiangzoulejinlai。

tadingzheyikeqiheidemogutou,zhangdegaogaoshoushoude,kanshangqujiuxiangshiyigenji……e,zhuzi。

wangqinglongkeleyisheng:“xiangkunkun,wojinwandecanjiayigezhongyaohuiyi,julideshiqingnixianjieguanzhe。”

“zheishengengbanyede,yaoqukaihuia?”

xiangkunkunyouxiebukesiyi。

wangqinglongdengletayiyan:“zheishijimi!bugaiwendebiewen,guanhaoniziji!”

“haolei,wangdui,zhuninyilushunfeng。”xiangkunkunlianmangxiaoheheshuodao。

dengwangqinglonglikaihou,xiangkunkunzhenggerenyebiandesongchilexialai,zuozailewangqinglongdeyizishang,qiaozheerlangtui,youxiandemoyangchuizhekoushao。

wangduibuzai,zheizhennanzhifaju,jiushitafuduizhangxiangkunkunshuolesuan。

“王队!”

zheishi,fangjianmendakai,yimingzhifazhezoulejinlai。

xiangkunkunzhaolezhaoshou,luchuxiemeixiaorong:“wangduicanjiahuiyile,juliyoushigenwotanjiuxing,fashengshale?”

“kunge,yourenzishoule!”neimingzhifazheshuodao。

xiangkunkunshenseweining:“zishou?”

……

审讯室。

xiangkunkunhesangshisuchen,dayandengxiaoyan,chenmoliangjiu。

“bushi,nixiaozi,youdangtiangoule?”

xiangkunkunzhanqilai,daliangzhesangshisuchen:“zheishiranlegebaimao,huilaile?”

duiyusuchen,xiangkunkunyinxiangkeshitingshenkede。

dangchu,tawenwangqinglong,zheixiaozishenmeyuanyinbeijuliu。

wangduiyemeishuochugesha,ranhoulaileyijutiangouzui。

zheikebatajihedebuqinga!

shengpazijizhiqiandangxiaochoudeneidianposhi,yebeidouchulai。

danyebudui,tashuzhifalvhenqingchu,tiangouyinggaibufanfaa!

“shayuanyin?”xiangkunkunkanxianglezhifazhetongshi。

neimingzhifazhehuidadao:“genjusonglaideneiguniangdeshuofa,zheixiaozishigeqiangjieguanfan,naozihaiyoudianbuzhengchang。”

“抢劫?”

xiangkunkunweiweiyileng,takanzhesangshisuchenwendao:“nizuijinqiangshale?”

sangshisuchen:“zuotianqianglezhurou!”

xiangkunkun:“duoshaozhurou?”

sangshisuchen:“yibaiduojin!”

xiangkunkun:“zhurouni?”

sangshisuchen:“chile!”

xiangkunkun:“quanchile?”

丧尸苏辰:“嗯。”

xiangkunkunyuewenyuejingqi:“yibaiduojin,nizenmechide?”

“jiuzheiyang,wawu、wawu、wawu……”

sangshisuchenjuzheshou,zhangzui,zuochukenzhuroudedongzuo。

neishalebajidemoyang,shuobuchulaideshaqi。

xiangkunkunmeitoujinsuo,kanxiangleyipangdetongshi。

这,这小子……

pangbiandezhifazhe,sihuzhidaoxiangkunkunxiangwenshenme,rouleroutaiyangxueshuodao:“jiushisuchen!ganggangshenfenjianceguole,yimoyiyang!”

他也很费解啊!

zheixiaoziranbaimaodeshihou,banaoziranshale?

zenmehehuanleyigerenyiyang!

精神分裂症?

“我先问问王队。”

xiangkunkunyeyouxiefannanle,xiangqiwanglongqingzhiqianchulisuchendeanzi,yushidasuanzaiwenwenta。

yaoburanzheizishoudejiahuo,huyanluanyu,tayebuzhidaonajushizhenhua。

“wei,wangdui,neigesuchen……”

“jinliangyoudai,wobuzaijuli,qianwanbuyaochushenmeluanzi,tingdaomeiyou!”

“这个……”

“tayaoshichuleshenmewenti,wohuilaibanipibole!”

jiezhe,xiangkunkundeshoujili,chuxianleyuyinguaduandeshengyin,wanglongqingzhengmang,xianranmeiyouxiangongfuhetache。

xiangkunkunyouxieshayanle,shenshounaolenaomogutou。

优待?

zheishidasuanrangtadangdayeduidaia!

pangbiandezhifazhe,souchawanhou,dao:“meishenmefanzuishi,zheixiaozizaihushuobadao。”

tingdaozhei,xiangkunkunyefangxinle。

“neige,suchen,woxiandainihuijiaba。”xiangkunkunhuishuodao。

pangbiandezhifazhetongshishayanle,haiqinzisongtahuiqu?

“kunge,zenmehainisongta,yongzhifajudechea?”

“wozijideche,wozhibandaodianle,yaoxiabanle,shengxiadejiaojini。”

xiangkunkunbailetayiyan,ranhoujiangjiaobandeyaochi,rengjileta。

豪车里。

sangshisuchenquansuozaifujiashi,kanzhewaimiandenghuohuihuangdedoushi,shashakanzhechushen。

xiangkunkunkaizheche,chouleyiyansuchendeguaiyi,bujindao:“zenme,meijianguoa!”

“nimenshibushibuyongpaeduzi?”sangshisuchenwendao。

“bupaa,zheidoushaniandaile。”xiangkunkunxiaolexiaoshuodao。

sangshisuchenwangzhezhengjiedejiedao,huanhuanluchuleyimochunzhenxiaorong:“zheigeshijie,zhenhaoa。”

……

suchentubuhuidaogongyu,yijingshihoubanyele。

takanzhebeizapodemen,yizhenwuyu,ganjuezijijintiansangdaolejidian。

bujinbeinvshenlaheilehaojigexiaohao,menbeizale,haibeizhifazheyasongdaolezhifaju,chadianbeijuliu……

zheitamade,doushishenmeshia!

suchenxileyigereshuizao,congweishengjianchulai。

manghuoleyiwanshang,yeele。

tacongbingxianglisouxunlebantian,yemeizhaodaoshenmechide。

“yo,haiyouyibanguoshengrimeichiwandedangao。”

suchenjiangshengxiadedangao,congbingxianglinalechulai。

fanghaoduotianle,dankanzheipinxiang,yinggaimeihuaiba。

或许没坏……

wangzhedangao,suchenchenmoliangjiu。

tameishenmepengyou,suoyishengriyeshizijiyigerenguode。

tapingshishibuguoshengride,danzheibijingshishibasuideshengri,yiweizhetadechengnian,suoyicaipotianhuangdejizijimaileyigedangao。

“ai,chengrenhoudeshijie,bingbuhaohuna!”

suchentanxigankaizhe,dakoudakoujujiaozhecongbingxianglinachulaidebinglengdedangao。

有点难咽。

buguo,tahaishiyidianbushengdechilexiaqu。

“zheishengxiadeshengridangao,guoranhennanchi。”

suchentangzaichuangshang,shuangshouzhenzhenaodaiwangzhetianhuaban,zhengzhengchushen。

taxiangdeshi,tazaizhifajukandaodeneilianggeshipin。

yigeshibaisetoufadeta。

yigeshichuanzhezhandoufudeta。

liantazijidoujuedeguiyi。

zheishijieshang,jingranhuiyourucixiangxiangderen。

nanbucheng,neilianggeren,zhenshitadeduobaotaixiongdi?

三胞胎,太扯了吧。

youhuozhe……tamenshilingyigeshikongdeziji?

suchenbeizijixiangchudezheigejielunjidoulele。

tapingshiyehuijiechuyixiepingxingshikongdekehuandianying、xiaoshuozhileide。

但也只是想想罢了。

buguo,zhenyoupingxingshikong,neilidezijihuishishenmeyangzide?

yongyouyigexingfumeimandejiating?

huozhe,yijingzhuiqiudaolefupo,zhubieshu,kaihaoche,yishiwuyoudetangzaifupohuailiyingyingyingdesajiao。

jiuzaisuchenhuanxiangzhe,youxieshuiyideshihou。

腹部绞痛!

juliedetengtong,rangsuchendeliandoubiansele,etoushenchuxuhan,xiangshixiamiyiyangzaichuangshangquansuozheshenti。

厚礼蟹!

zheiguoqidedangao,weilizheimedama!

suchentengtongnanren,zhanweiweinachushouji,bodajijiudianhua。

“jiuhuche!kuailaia,jiuming!woyaosile……”

小区楼下。

liangmingyihurenyuan,taizhesuchen,songshanglejiuhuche。

ranhou,xiangkunkunyedaizhesangshisuchen,laidaogongyulouxiatinglexialai。

xiangkunkunchouleyiyanjiuhuche:“hei,nimenzheixiaoqu,jinwanhaizhennengzhetengde。”

sangshisuchenxiachehou,mangrandao:“woyaoquna?”

“nizijijiabuzhidao……suanle,ninshiguibin,wosongnishangqu!”

xiangkunkunxiangqilewangduideanpai,wunaitanxi。

xianzaizheixiaozishidaye,bixudehaohaofushi。

tadangranzhidaosuchenzhuna。

bijing,suchenjiademenhaishitachuailande。