第一章秘书
woshididouzongcaidemishu，tongshiwohaishigegangganqingnian，haishidoufutexiaozudetongrenwendalao，zuishinengyibiaotidangzhucheng。
kanjianguzhanganhezongzhuzaiyiqigongzuodaolingchen，wolimaxiexia：
【guzhanganlianshangshenjiaotiruanzongzhu，bangongshichuanlaizhenzhenninan！】
qiaojianguzhanganheduijiabaitianxiangfeng，liangrenduima，woyounachuxiaobenbenxiexia：
【duijiabaidaozaiguzhangandexizhuangkuxia，errendaqingmaqiao，guzhanganyisishi0！！！】
houlai，womajiabeiba，qijibaihuaidezhouyangrunmingbawoduzaichashuijianyaoyaqiechidao：
“nvrenshiwojideqianhaibugouma？niyaobuyaoshishiwoxibuxihuannvde！！！”
jicudeqixidazailianshang，youdianteng，jinzhangyipidewotukouerchu！
【guzhangansi.mibeimishufaxian，yuduiqitumoubugui！】
ta：“haohaohao，huodie，sheinengxieguonia！”
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woshididoujituanzongcaiguzhangandediyidagoutuimishu，goutuidaoshenmedibuni！
jihuquantiandoushouhouzaiguzhanganshenbian。
guzhanganrucewodizhi，guzhangankaihuiwodaoshui，guzhanganjiacaiwozhuanzhuo。
yizhiyuwodepengyoumenjiandaoworucigoutuidezhaoshu，yihoudoubuyuanyizaihewoyourenhewanglai。
wobenjiushigeshekong，chudeneixiepengyou，yeyinweizhangshijiandebujiaoliuerduanlewanglai。
woquanshenxindetourudaowodegongzuozhizhong，gongzuozhiyuwozhaixiamiankong，beidiliqueshiyigexihuanmengketongrenwendezhainv。
ouranjianwobawokedeliangduicpfangdaoledoufutexiaozu，yinweimiaoxiexizhi，jiduzheyizhongshenlinqijingdeganjue，eryincidahuo。
jiuzaicike，wozhengqinqinkenkendedaizaiguzhanganpangbian，jitadibidishui，jiuchajilaobanxiyizuofandaihaizi。
shenzhizaitaliuhandeshihoushifenyinqindejiangtadehanzhucaqu，erzuozaiguzhanganpangbianjiushilingzhenggejituandouwenfengsangdandezongzhu。
“qiaoyingzi，nizenmele？ng？”
chuyubennengfanying，wonaqishoujijiuxiexiale【jinzhang】liangzi。
kanjianzheierweizuozaiyiqi，wozheinaohailixiangdaodedongxidoushibunengbochulaide。
zhoupeisenlvedaiyihuodekanxiangwo。
danhenkuaitajiubeidiannaoshangdeyitiaoxinwensuoxiyin，yuanbenzailianshangdexiaorongyetingzhile。
【didoujituanguzhanganyisichugui，qingrenshenfenpushuomi.li，sicanyuduochangparty！】
tadakailetuisong，kandaolewangyoumendezhaliepinglun。
“nimenshuozheigezuozhedadaxiededaodinaduishizhen，naduishijiaya？wozenmemejuedehaoxiangdoushizhende？”
“wodaobuzheimejuede，wojuedehezongzhucaishizhenzhenzhengzhengdeyiduier。nimenxiangxiangbaxinaizhirenfangzaishenbiancaishirenzhichangqing，bijingjinshuiloutaixiandeyue。”
“wodaobuzheimerenwei，womenzhoudafuyeshihenlihaide，haoma？aizhishen，zezhiqie，suirantamenlaoshiduima，neiyeshiaidetaishendeyuangu。”
woduosuozheshoubuganzaikanxiaqushengpazijifachuyidianerdongjing，jiubeichongmannuqideguzhangandingshang。
【nandaotajiubunengshigeshuangma？liangtoudouzhanzhe，yigeweitagongzuo，yigemimijitashusonggezhongziyuan，zheibuhaoma？】
woxianzairucihuihenzenmemeiyouchuandeduoyidian，xiatiandeshihoudaoshikeyicouzaiguzhanganshenbianjinyidian。
bijingyigezidailengkongqixitongdenanren，zairuciyanredexiatianshiduomedechixiang。
ganjuedaozhouweikongqidelengjunzongzhuyefaxianleguzhanganliansebutaiduijing。
“guzong，keshichuleshenmeshier？”
guzhanganmeiyousihaoyouyujiujiangpingmuzhuanxianglezongzhu，zongzhudeshenqingcongpingwenbiandaozhenjing，zaidaohoulaijingshengchuyisijiaoxiugan。
womomodedixiatou，yongquantoujinjindezuanzhuzijideshou。
【nanbuchengwokedecpdoushizhende！】
zhishizheipianwenzhangpinglundaodishenmeshihounengbeishanchu？
真的忍不住想笑。
jiaozhikoudidegangaganxijuanquanshen，zhendedingbuzhule。
womeitiandoudaizaiguzhanganshenbian，tadesuoyougongzuoyijishenghuo，jihudoushiyouwolaianpaide。
erwoyoushiyigexiaixitongrenwendexiaoshekong，xialebanyihoujiushidaizaijialimian，xiangzheguzhanganhetashenpangderensuofashengdeyiqie，bianzhuanchengwenzifabuzaiwangshang。
yuanbenwoxiedewenshimeirenguankande，xiaoshouhedingyuedeshuliangdoushifenxishao。
bijingwozhiqianzoudeguanliquandoushiguzhangandechihelasa，zaizheigekuaicanshidaizhong，buzenmexihuankandedoushiyoubaodiandedongxi，erwoyinweiliushuizhangyiyangkuzaodejilu，jiubeidajiacongcongshuaguo。
meiyourenhuiyuanyihuaqianlaikanwanruhuangdiqijuluyibandewenzhang。
zhidaoneitianwotineidetongrenxingzhijuexing，woxiedewenzhangbujianchenglevipzudechangke，shouruyeshizhixianshangsheng。
xiaoshouliangzhibineixiezaiwangwenquanhunlehenjiudedalaomen，woyebeiyeneichengweijinnianzuiyinrenzhumudeheima。
zheimeitiandouzaicengcengshangzhangdeshouruyijigezhongcuigengtiezi。
woxinjingdanzhandetongshi，youjuedezijizhuazhulecaifudemima，zhiyaolaolaoshishidedaizaiguzhanganshenpang，jiuhuiyouyuanyuanbuduandesucaigongwoqujidajiabianzhuantongrenwen。
zhiyoutianzhidaowoxianzaidaodiyouduomedehuobao，zhiyaowodewenyigengxin，shourulimakaishishangzhang，zhishubeidezengzhangrangwoxiaodekaihuai，jingchangzuozaiyizipangbianjiukaishishale。
buguo，guzhanganzheirenzuishixihuanshafengjingle。
zaitaxinqingongzuodeshihou，zuishijianbudeyuangongxiaosakuailede，meiciwoxiangxiaodeshihoudouhuisimingdeyadiwodezuijiao，danshizaiguzhangankanlai，wozongshihuiduizhetaxiemeiyixiao，fangfohaoxiangshikanshangletayiban。