第1章
“哇啊！——”
yuliaomengranjingxing，faxianzijizhengtangzaichuangshang，lijiyigejilingzuoqishen。
“zenmehui......wobushisileme？”
tasaoshizhouwei，yiliannanyizhixin。
“对了，时间！”
yuliaozuoyoufanzhaozijideshouji，“xingli2023nian2yue10ri7dian25fen。”
“si！”shoujishangxianshideshijianrangyuliaodaoxiyikouliangqi，“nandao，wozhongshengle？”
chuchundetianqiranglikaibeiwodeyuliaogandaoyouxieleng，tazaiciquerenleshoujishangdeshijianhezijisuozaidedifang。
shijianyouguoleyifenzhong，zijihaizaizheigezuzhudefangjiannei。
“hahaha！！！”yuliaofengkuangdaxiao，“laozizhongshengle！！！”
zhongshengdexiyue，yiyuyanbiao。
kanzhezheigehenputongdegongyufangjian，yuliaoshenzhiyouzhongxiangkudechongdong。yinweizaimoshi，zhidaosiqian，tacongmeixiangshouguorucianyishushidejuzhuhuanjing。
“叮铃铃铃！”
yuliaobeituranxiangqideshoujinaolingheleyitiao，“7dianbandenaoling，gaiqichuangxishushangbanle。”
“caiguai！shanggepideban！”
“jixutang......”
“等等！”
“jintianshi2yue10ri，yejiushishuo......”
“julimoshikaishihaishengxiabanxiaoshi！”
yixiangdaomoshi，yuliaoetoumaochulenghan。
qianyishi，morijianglin，sangshi、yishou、mowuhengxing，zuoweiyigemeiyoujuexingyinengdeputongren，yuliaoyizhixiaoxinyiyidihuozhe，goudaodiwugeniantou，yichangyiwai，tabeimojiachongdeyigepibengfei，shentizajinyichufeixu，xiujibanbandegangjinchuantoutadexiongtang，jiuzheiyangsile。
yuliaoyaoyaotou，buzaiquxiangzijineidiurendesiwangyuanyin，buzaiquhuiyibeigangjinchuancihoudetengtong。
zhongshenglaidaozheigeshijiandian，tahaishiyigegangdaxuebiyezoushangshehuideputongshechu。
“我该怎么办？”
“gaisi！shijianbugoua！”yuliaodiyigeniantoujiushidunhuo，“qianyebugou。”
youguolewufenzhong，yuliaojiaojidizoulaizouqu。
“yexu，moribuhuijianglin，huozhe，jiranwozhongshengle，yinggaiyouzhongshengfuliba？”
余寥内心祈求着。
“xitong？”yuliaohanlejibian，meiyouhuida。
“yineng！”yuliaodashouyihui，shayemeiyou。
“aaa！haisheng20fenzhonglea！”yuliaozuilifachucanjiao，“buguanshishenmenengli，qiuqiunikuaixiangyinghaobuhao？”
daojishilaidao15fenzhong。
yuliaojiangshoujishuaidaoyibian，xunsuchuanyiqilai，“zheitemegairuheshihao？”
jiyuzijiqianshishifeicaidejingli，yuliaoxinlihenhuang，nanbuchengzheiyishiyeshifeicai？
“叮！”
“shixitongme！”yuliaokuangxi，zhongshengfulilaile！
ranhou，tajiufaxianshizijishoujixiangle，gangcaishixiaoxidetishiyin。
shitongshifalaideyitiaoxiaoxi：
“nizaina？kuailai！zuzhangzhaoni！wogentashuonishangcesuole，zuihaoshifenzhongneichuxian！”
组长？
yuliaonaohailishanchuyigefeitoudaer，yilianxionghengdenanxingmianrong，tajiushiyuliaogongzuoshidezuzhangzhangdacheng。
yuliaoanzhuyuyinhuifutongshi：“qutadayede，haiyou，xiaoge，niganjinhuijia，morijiuyaolaile！”
songshoujiangyuyinxiaoxifachu，yuliaokanleyanshijian，haisheng12fenzhong。
shoujilijichuanchudingdingdingdexiaoxitishiyin，yuliaozhidaoshitongshifalaide，tameixinqinglihui。
zheigemingweixiaoleidetongshiheyuliaoguanxibucuo，zhiyutamendezuzhangzhangdacheng，yuliaoduitayanezhiji，zuoweixinrendeyuliaoshichangbeitagezhongyazha。qianyishimoshijianglin，zhangdachenghaizhuangqiangzuoshinazuzhangdeweiyanrangshoudixiadeyuangongdangpaohuiweitakailu。
yuliaobuchitaneiyitaoduzipaole，kehoulaitatingshuoxiaoleizheigelaoshirenjiushineishihoubeizhangdachengjihaiside。
“哎——”
yuliaozhidaozijitixingxiaoleiyeshibaitixing，sheihuixiangxinmoshijiuyaolaile，“kexi，woxianzaiyeshinipusaguojiang，zishennanbaoa。”
shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu，yuliaolaihuiduobu。
chuangwaifengherili，kezheianningxianghezhijingjiuyaopomiele。
yuanchuqingkuaide**jiangyuliaodemuguangxiyindaoleyidongjianzhushang，neiershianningshidiyizhongxue，7dian50，shangkeyubeilingxiangle。
youyuyuliaojiazaishilou，touguochuanghunengkandaogezheliangtiaojiedexiaoyuan。
“anningshidiyizhongxue......”yuliaozuiliniantaozhe。
yuliaoduizheigexuexiaoyoushenkeyinxiang，bushiyinweizheigexuexiaoshianningshizuihaodegaozhong，ershiyinweiyigeren。
neigerendemingzijiaozuoxiaruoling。
“meicuo！jueduimeijicuo！”yuliaojidongdeyuandiqitiao，“xiaruoling，moshidiwunianchengweiliujieleixiyinengzhe，shiyinengzhepaixingbangqianwudecunzai！”
yigeniantoucongyuliaodenaohaizhongshanguo。
“抱大腿！”
“ruguozheiyishiwohaishifeicaidehua，neime，keyixuanzebaodatuiya！”
yuliaoqingxingzijiqianshilejiedaoguanyuxiaruolingdexinxi。
“budaoshifenzhongle，deganjinquzhaoxiaruoling。”yuliaoxinyiheng，jiusuanguixialaiqiuta，yeyaorangtayunxuzijigenzhe。
biqixingming，haiyaoshalianmian。
“jiusuanxialouqidianlv，10fenzhongkeganbudao。”
yejiuyiweizhe，qianqubaodatuidelushangyouweixian！
kebuqubuxing，yuliaoyiyaoya，bijingzijishijingliguowunianmoshide，kuangqiemorikaishishiweixianchengduhaixing。
gengzhongyaodeshi，cuoguozheicibaodatuidejihui，zijijueduihuihouhuiyisheng！
yidingyaochumen，dan，jiranzhidaojianghuifashengshenme，biankeyitiqianzuoxiezhunbei。
shijiancangcu，yuliaocongmangjiangyingzhibanyongjiaodaichandaoshoubeihexiaotuishang，“zheixiemeirengdekuaidibaozhuanghepaishangdayongchangle！”
jianyidefangyao“hujia”wancheng，yuliaojiangjinyoudeliangbacaidaoheyigenbangqiugunzhuangjinbeibaodewaidai，beibaoneidaihuluandizhuangjinzijiwanggouhaimeichiwandelingshi，youzhuangleliangpingshui。
“gaisi！yaoshizaoxiangqilaijiuhaole，shijianbugoule！”
yuliaobeishangbeibaochongchufangjian，zhenghaoganshangdianti，taduiqitarentoulaiyiyangdemuguanghaobuzaihu，yixinzhixiangkuaidiangandaoanningshidiyizhongxue。
daochepengqishangdianlv，shoujixiangle。
是张大成打来的。
yuliaojuedingdangejimiaozhong，zheigedianhuabixujie。
“zhangzhutou！laozibushuangnihenjiule！youxiangyikaichuzuoweixieme？qunidayede！”
骂完直接关机。
“shuang！”yaobushiganshijian，yuliaonengmabangezhongtou。
zhuandongchebakaidaozuikuai，yuliaojijinzhangyouxingfen，“xiaruoling，xiadalao，wolaibaodatuile！”
7dian55fen，julimoshikaiqi，jinshengxia5fenzhong。