第2章

“你在看什么?”

moshengdeshengyinzainaozilixiangqi,shenleanxiayishibaojinhuailidexiaomaomi,yanshenruizhiyoujingtidekanxiangsizhou。

“jidaonimaodayele!”

等等,猫大爷?

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“doushuole,wojiaosangbiao!”shamaoyouzhamao,danhaishihuidaletadewenti,“zheigeshijieshimoshi,moshilailindedisantianyoushaobufenrenjuexingbanshengshou。”

“suoyi,nishiwodebanshengshou?”shenleanqiangda。

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“choudongxi?”shenleanhuishen,“nishishuosangshi?”

shamaoqiaoqiaoweibajian,meishuohua,qishentiaojintahuaili。

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shamaozuoxia,“banidezhuazifangshangqu。”

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“woleigeyouqianrena!”shenleanyanleyankoushui,“zheisancenglouhaidaiyouyongchide,zhendezhishidixiashi?”

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“芜湖!**!”

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dazhilejieqingkuang,shenleanmianshangdexiaoxinyiyiyisaoerkong,maochuyimozeixixidexiao,“**,niebue?”

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shenleanxinqiyixiashunliule,heiheixiaozhedaochumosuo。

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shamaozaiyipangkandejieqijile,weibaqiaodelaogaoshibushihaidoudongyixia。

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“womeisia!”shenleanzhazhayan,“xiangsizhishikouhai!wohensongdehaobuhao?”

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yaota,tayedepaochuquzhaowuzi,tajiuzheimeyizhangdushengzui,kebunengkuideleta!

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shenleanmolexialian,kao,tazenmebatadewaiguawangjile?

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【rolexheishuiguigujiajiaohuanbishiwan,shifoujinxingjiaohuan】

“zheijiushirolex?”shenleanmifengcuoshou,xixixiao,“huan!neibixuhuana!”

“jiushizheijiaohuanbishishenme?”

shamaojiehua,“jiaohuanbijiushijiaohuanxitongdehuobi,nizaijiaohuanxitongshangjinxingdejiaoyidoushiyikaojiaohuanbijinxingde。”

“ee!”shenleanguaiguaidiantou,“neizheiyisishi,woxianzaishiyoushiwankuaiqianle,duibu?”

zheichunwenti,shamaobuxianglita,zhongxincuanhuizuigaochu。

meidedaohuida,shenleanyebunao,ziguzimosuo。

【jiaohuanwancheng!shiwanjiaohuanbiyiruzhang。】

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