haimeixiazui，xitongfachuluoguxuantiandetishiyinxiao：
【dengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng~】
zhouyuanheyitiao，zheixitongshiyoumaobingba？zenmehaohaodeturanbofangqihaoyunlaile。yidianyebugaodashang。
【gongxisuzhu，chufayinzangcaidan：shenjiluroufan】
嗯？
yinzangcaidanluroufan？zenmehuishi？
【yinzangcaidanchufatiaojiangebuxiangtong。】
然后呢？
dengdaizhouyuandeshimanwubianjidechenmo。
nidaoshishuotiaojianshishenmea？
【qingsuzhuzizhutansuo。】
haohaohao，nizheimezhengshiba。
nizheimezheng，wojiumeibanfale。
zhouyuanxianbuzuotanjiu，ershizijuequlechufang，cishidechufangzhuomianshangchuxianleyipanmaozheniaoniaoreqideluroufan。
nongyudejiangzhigaizaiyuanrunyingtoumibaisedemifanshang，youbanbianshijigenlvyouyoudexiaobaicai，mifanzuobiandabufengaizhefeishouxiangjiandelurou。
kanshangqulveyouxiepingpingwuqi，buzhidaoshenjierzicongheerlai。
还有一个问题是。
zhouyuankanzheyanqianminghuanghuangdeshoujiawuyu，zheixitongshiyuelaiyueheile。
【shenjiluroufan：dingjia100yuan】
tongyangshilurou，zenmejialegemifanjialeqingcaijiuzhangfuzheimeda。
一点都不人性化！
fangfokanchuzhouyuandefandui，xitongyibiantuwenbingmaozhanshidao：
【damixizhengzongwuchangdami，dichuheishengnanbu，pingjunnianjiangshuiliangda600haomiyishang，nianrizhao2629xiaoshi，ziranliuyuguangai，tianranguangai，rizhaochongpei，xuanzhongyouliang，fuhandanbaizhi、dianfenyijiduozhongkuangwuzhideng。】
【**xiaoqingcai，youzhicaizhong，tianranrizhao，feishuiyaoqiuyange，wuwurantianranshiwenturangzaipei。】
tupianshangdexiaoqingcaiyiyanwangquxiancuiyudi，meiyikedousanfazheshengmingdeqixi。
wuchangdamideminghaozhouyuanqueshitingguo，xianzaishimianshangyeyougezhongbutongdengjidewuchangdamishoumai。
youjuhuashizheimexingrongde：bujiucai，kongkoudounengchixialiangdawan！
zuoweihuangshiduxiangdeyugongmi，jiulianduiyinshitiaotidaojizhidecixitaihouyecengduocitiqi“feicimibunengjinshi”。
周缘心服口服，
好好好，还是你行。
baliangfenluroufanbaizaiyiqi，chajucaixianxianchulai。
xitongtigongdeshenjiluroufan，xiaoqingcaiyansenenlvshuiliang，wanquankeyixiangxiangdaoyikouyaoxiaqudecuinenxiangtian，luroufeishouxiangjianyan**ren，mifangengshichabiejuda。
shenjiluroufandemifanjingranshijingyingtitoude，zaizheiyangbadaodeluxiangzhong，xiwenhainengwendaoyigutianranmixiang。
zhouyuanyebuhanhu，waleyidashaoaowuyanxia。
suijidengdayanjing，weilezheikoufan，tayeyaonulizhuanqiana！
......
第二天。
talailetalaile，tadaizhebadaodexiangweizoulaile。
zhouyuanqizhetadexiaochechemanmancongyeshiyouguo，yindeyiqunrenzuoyouzhangwang。
yijiushidapaidangmenkoufujin，zhouyuantingxiache，zhikailiangzhangxiaomuzhuo。
zengtianleshenjiluroufanzheigexinpin，wanyiyougukexuyaozuozhechiyefangbian。
yiqiezhunbeijiuxu，zhouyuanyounachushoujidakaiwaimaidianpu。
silvzaisan，shiwushimaidechuqude，xianxiabaitanshoumaifankuisudugengkuai，burubazhuzhanchangfangzaixianxiashouyigenggaohuibaogengyouxiaolv。
waimaidianpumuqianjinjinshijinshangtianhua。
gangdakaishangjiabanbaoleme，jiuxianshiyouyitiaoxindepinglun。
“wu****shi：wodiniang，andilao，andiguazi，andeao，andedayihegunai，hedeanyiquedaiyiguai，woleidie，andaye，wodewazi，wodexie，wodedaboerjiuye，wodekuziniaobanjie，wodeqinniangei！！weishenmezheigeshijieshangyouzheimehaochidedongxi！！！”
kanjianzheimeyouqudepinglunzhouyuanbuyoudehuixinyixiao。
zaidiankaixiaoxidehongdian，faxianquandoushizuotianneiyigekehujizijifadexiaoxi。
“laobanlaobanzaibuzaizaima？”
“zaima？taihaochile！！！zenmezheimezaojiuguanmenle！”
“wohaixiangmaiyifen，kandaowodexiaoxikaiyimiaozhongdianhaoma？”
yiwanshangfaleshijitiaoxiaoxi，zuijinyitiaoshijintianzaoshangliudian。
jihuashixiawuhexiaotantongbukaishishoumai，zuotianzhouyuanmeimeichiwanshenjiluroufanjiuquxiuxile，bingmeiyoukanwaimairuanjian，meixiangdaohaiyouzheimezhongshideguke。
nengyoukerenxihuanzijideshiwuduiyuzhouyuanlaishuo，youyizhongchongshidemanzugan。
yushilijihuidao：“meiwanwudiankaimen，shouwanweizhi。”
zuotianbeidedoushijintiandeliao，suoyiwaimaibingmeiyoukaiduojiu。
ganghuiwanxiaoxi，jiutingdaoyigeyoudianershudeshengyin。
shizuotianneilianggeheibaiyifudedage。
“wudian，laobannikezhenzhunshi。”
heiyidagehaimeilaidejidiandan，houmianyoulaileyixiaohuoren，dayueqibageren，doushizhuzaifujin，zuotianpaiduimeimaidao，chaochaonaonaodexiaopaoguolai。
“zaineierni，wojiushuozuotiantingdaodeshiwudianba，kuaizoukuaizou，kuaiqumai，daihuibeibierenkandaoleyoumaiwanle。”
“laoban，jiwolaishigeyazhua！”
“laoban，15geyazhua，50kuaiqiandougan！”
“woxianlaide，wofuhaoqianle，xianzhuangwode。”
jingranyourenshouzhetadetanzi，zhouyuanbumianxinqingyuyue，dashenghandao：
“jintianhaiyouxinpinluroufan！”
“shoujia100yuanyifen。”
shuobadakaizhuangmifandemutong。
yigunongyudemixiangpubierlai。