“jie！woxianzaijiuquheneigexingyandejiehun！nimenbuyaonawobabahemeimeibiwole！wodoutingnimendehaibuxingma？”
guyingyuemianchensishuideguaduandianhua，zoujinkafeiting，ranhoulaidaoleyanchendemianqian。
“走，结婚。”
yanchenquxiaerji，chayijile。
yanqiandenvrenpifuxuebai，zhangfarupu，wuguanwanmeiwuque，chuanzheyishenxiangnaierdingzhikuanheisexiushendiaodaiduanqun，heise**jiangtayishuangyouzhangyouzhide**baoguozhu，jiaoxiashiyishuanggaogenxie。
zheimepiaoliangdenvren，naozheyaogenzijijiehun？
“meinv，nirencuorenleba？”
guyingyuegendengchourenyiyangdengzhetazhiwen：“nishibushixingyan，laizheilidengrenxiangqindeba？”
yanchenkanlekanshouji，talaizheiliqueshishiwanchenglaomaanpaidexiangqin。
“woqueshixingyan，yeshilaixiangqinde。keshi……”
“meicuo，jiushini！bushiniyizhirangnijialiren，weibiliyouwomengujia，rangwoguyingyuejiajinima？”guyingyuejinyaozuichun，piaoliangdemouzilijinshibuganxin。
yanchengengjingele：“wo**ni？guxiaojie，niyoushenmeweiqunigenwoshuo，daodizenmehuishi？”
guyingyueyaozheya，yizhangpaizaiyanchenmianqiandezhuomianshang，renbuzhunuhou！
嘭！
“shouqinizheixingxingzuotaidezuilian，buyaozaiexinwolehaoma？nishixiangwurulewoderensheng，haiyaowuruwodelinghunma？zoua！！”
yankanguyingyuejiuyaoshikong，kafeitingliquanshizhizhidiandian，yanchenganjinqishen。
“hao，zouzouzou，nibiejidong。”
yanchenbenlaixiangdadianhuawenwenlaomade，kelaomadianhuaguanjile。
tabushilaishangjiangshishoushineigehaidelaobazouhuorumodeepu‘yanjinfeng’ma？shunbiananzhaolaomadeyaoqiu，jiejuezhongshendashi。
zenmebeilaomajibichulaiyigeyaobatashengtunhuobodenvren？
minzhengjujiuzaikafeiguanpangbian，daoshihenfangbian。
laidaominzhengjudengjijiehundejutaiqian。
“guxiaojie，zhendebuzaikaolvkaolv？”yanchenzaiciqueren。
guyingyuehongleyankuang：“suoyinishihaixiangrangwoguixiaqiuniquwo，boduowozuihoudetimianma？”
shuozheshuozhe，guyingyueyinweiqingxujidong，jingranyoudiangengyan。
yanchenkanyigeqianjiaobaimeideguniangbeizijilao**kule，xinshengkuijiu，dunshihuangleshoujiao。
“guxiaojie，nibiezheiyang。”
yanchenganjinchouchuzhijindijiguyingyue，quebeiguyingyueyibadiukai。
guyingyuehaoxiangyizuobaofadehuoshan，zhuazhuyanchendeyiling。
“jiea，woqiunihewojiehun！niruguobujie，wojiulimachumenrangchezhuangsiwohaole！niyidingyaobisiwo，nicaimanyima？yanshaoye！”
guyingyuezhongyuyayibuzhuyanlei，leizhuzisusuwangxialuo，shuobuchudekelianwuzhu，haiyinyindaizhejuewang。
yanchengaojushuangshou，xinlineijiaoyigewunai：“xingxingxing，wojie，wojiehaibuxingma？nibiekule。”
dengjijiehun，yiqihecheng。
zhidaonazhejiehunzheng，yanchennaozidouhaichuyumengquanzhuangtai。
这就结婚了？
可怎么又好像没结？
erguyingyuehaoxiangbeichoukongleshenshangsuoyoudeliqi，kanzhezheibenjiehunzheng，tuisangdedao：“haole，nibeiliedejihuachenggongle。”
yanchenxinlianma，zheilaomapingshikanqilaitingzhengpaide，zenmebarenjiaxiaoguniangbichengzheiyang？
kekanzijizheigebianyilaopozheifuweiqudebiaoqing，yanchenyouxinshengburen。
“guxiaojie，buguannixinbuxin，wozhenmeiyourangwo**guonimenjia。wolaishangjiangdemudeqishishijiazupaiwolaililian，shunbianzhuayigejiaoyanjinfengdeenueryi。meixiangguoyaoqiangquni。”
guyingyuexianzaishenmedoutingbujinqu，yijiumianrusihui，mouzilishanzheleiguangkanxiangtianwai。
“woyuanlaicenghuanxiang，woweilaidezhangfu，huihe‘tianyi’yanxingyiyang，jingcaijueyanwanzhongjingyang。youhuozheshizhenzhengdedafashizi，zhishudali，qianhewenrun。meixiangdaowodehuanxiang，beinizheizhongrenjisuile。”
yanchenwunaixiaodao：“yanxingneixiaozimeiduodabenshi，qishijiuhuichuiniubi，haojicidoushiwobangtacade**。”
“nibizui！！”guyingyuefangfokandaozijide‘ouxiang’beirenxiedu，qideliansetieqing，ejianhaiyinyinyouheiqidansheng。
“tianyiyanxing，shinizheizhongexindeershizukeyixieduyilunde？”
yanchenzhongyuyoudianshoubulele：“hao，bushuojiubushuo。buguowodetixingniguxiaojie，niyouxiantianyinji，zuijinyouzhonglediandu，zuihaobiejidong，fouzehuifanbing。”
“fanjiufan！guyingyuezaojiusile，nixuandea，yanshaoye。”
jiuzaiguyingyuejijiangbengkuideshihou。
叮铃铃……
guyingyuedeshoujihuranxiangleqilai。
laidianxianshishigemoshenghaoma。
“喂，哪位？”
“guyingyueduiba？woshiyanxiang，wolaigennixiangqinlingzheng，danyijingzaikafeiguanlidenglenibangexiaoshile，nizainali？”
严翔？！
相亲领证？？
轰隆！！
guyingyueganjuehaoxiangqingtianpili，zazailezijidenaodaishang。
rangtadedanaodunshidangjile！
yanxiangcaishiyanjiadashaoye？zheigeyanchen，shizijirencuoleren？