tuwude，liudachengjingshizhanlileqilai，danshangbanshenhegebodousonglazhe，jiuxiangyigemuouyiban，beiyizhiwuxingdedashoutileqilai。
haimeidengcunminmenfanyingguolai，liudachengfachuyishengzhujiao，zhijiewangzhanzaizuiqianmiandecunminpuqu！
neicunmindouheshale，daidaikanzhe，yidongbudong。
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neihuobachenggongrangliudachengtinglexialai，taxiangshihaipahuoyiyang，yizhangfeiliandouniuquzaileyiqi，zuiyizhang，youshiyishengzhujiao，zhuanshenjiupao，erqieshisijiaozhedi，paoqilaizhendegenzhuyiyang。
zheixiashiyoujingwuxian，zhongrenzhongyuhuiguoshenlai，kongjushunjianzairenqunzhongmanyanqilai，dajiaoyishengshibiana，douwangzijiapao。
zhiyoujigehecunzhangguanxihaodecunminliulexialai，tamenlazhecunzhang，lizheifendiyuanyuandehoucaiwencunzhangzaban。
cunzhangxinlimeidi，zhihaoquzhaobaitianxiazangshichulezhuyidelaoren。
neilaorenyeyishidaochushile，chuanhaoyifuqilechuang，zhishimeichumen。
cunzhangyilaijiubashiqingdeqianhouxiangxiangxixijiangleyixia。
laorentingwan，turanyixiajiulaoleizongheng，shuozheishitamencunzidejienan，tayemeizhao，zhiyoutingtianyouming。
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diertiantianliang，tahejigehuashirendashangliang，tamendoushuobunengzou，youwenleqitacunmindeyijian，zuizhongdajiahuodoujuedingxialaiheneiguaiwugangzhengmian。chuanshuojiangshidoukeyishasi，genghekuangyizhifeizhu？
liujiajugenyaodazhangside，renrendouchutoudingpa，wanshanghaiyourenlunliuzhiban。
keshiyilianjitiandoumeirenhedongjing，renmenxinlibaozhejiaoxing，zhuomoneiguaiwushibushipaodaoqitadifangqule。
suiranzhengtiqifenfangsonglebushao，dandaduoshucunminxintoudoumengshangleyicengyinying，youqishicunzhang，zongganjueneidongxizaimougejiaoluoyidongbudongdedingzheziji。
zheijitianzuolibuan，chabusifanbuxiang，doushouleyidaquan。
bangeyuehou，dajiadouyiweizheishierxiaotingle，bianbaliudachengdefentianle，wanshangyebuzaizhiban。
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jitafanchi，jitashaoshuixizao，huifulejingshen，zaibashenshangshoushishoushi，faxianzheinanrenhaitingxiuqi，pifubixiangxiarenyaoxinihenduo，jirenyizhongchengliwenhuarendeganjue，yongxianzaidehualaishuojiushiteyouqizhi。
tahuifuhaohou，zhunbeizailiujiajuluohu，qujiancunzhang，tayijiandaocunzhang，jiuzhouqilemeitou。
ranhouwencunzhangzuijinshibushiyudaoleshenmeguaishi？
cunzhangyanjingdoufangguangle，zhuazhenanrendeshoulianliandiantou，suijibaliudachengbianchengguaiwudeshishuolechulai。
nanrenmeishuohua，zhanzaicunzhangmenkoutaitoukanlekantian，lianseyufadenankan。
jiezhetayaoqiuquliudachengdefendikankan，haijiaocunzhangzhaohurenbakongguancaiyoujiwalechulai。
xiankaiguancaiban，nanrenzhijietiaolejinqu，shenshouzaiguancaidibumosuozheshenme，suihoutaiqishouyikan，shoushangquanshirumozhiyibandetouheiyeti，haicoudaobizimianqianwenlewen。
cunzhangneihuiershisimadanghuomayi，biangonggongjingjingdewennanrenzayang。
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nanrentanlekouqi，shuoliudachengshibeizhudeyuannianfutile。
村长问猪真能附体？
nanrendiantoushuowanwujieyoulingxing，neitouzhujiyuanqiaohexiachanshenglelingxing，zaizhidaozijiyaosideshihou，chanshenglejidayuanqi。benlaishimeiyouneimelihai，danshazhuneihuierzhenghaoshineitianyinqizuinongyudeshike，zhinengguaineiliudachengdaomei，zhijiezheledao。
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suihounanrenwenliudachengzaisizhiqianshibushiyouchileneizhuderou？
cunzhangdiantou，taxianzaijianxinnanrenshigeqirenyishi。
nanrenshuozhongleneizhudeyuanqi，youchiletaderou，liangzheyiji，buchushicaiguai。
cunzhangxiaoxinyiyidewennanrenneiguaiwushibushizoule？
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cunzhangyanleidoukuaidiaoxialaile，tashuoguaibudezigeyizhiyoubuhaodeyugan。
shuozhetasisizhuazhenanrendegebo，guizainanrenmianqian，qiutadajiu，zhiyaonengjiucunzilimianderen，taqusidoukeyi。
nanrenjiancunzhangxinxingzhengzhi，ganjinbatafuleqilai，ranhoumankoudayingxialai。
cunzhangsonglekouqi，wenneiguaiwushashihouhuihuilai？
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zheicunzibiedemeiyou，jiusongshuduo，cunzhangganjinchuanhuafenfuxiaqu，jigeshenqianglizhuangdecunminmanghuoqilai。
jiezhenanrenyoushuolehongsheng、zhusha、moshui、maobi、huangzhidengwu，cunzhangjiaorenquzhenshangmai，nanrenyaoqiutianheizhiqianyidingyaoganhuilai，buranquancunrenmeiyigehuodele。
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zheipengzidounonghaole，qumaidongxidexiaohuohaimeiyouhuilai，cunzhangjirenwangyanyuchuan，yizhidingzhecunkoukan。
dannanrenyidianbuzheji，liansepingjing，yifuxiongyouchengzhudeyangzi。
dongtiandebaizhouhenduan，wudianguodeshihoutaiyangjiuguailuoshan。zheishihounanrenfenfucunzhangaoyiguonuomishui。
nuomishuiaohao，tiansedouhuimengmengyipiandeshihou，xiaohuozhongyushangqibujiexiaqidepaolehuilai。