第1章

“fangbai,limoshuoxiangchixuegao,niganjinqumailianggenhagendasi。”

“……”

“heihei,zheifangbaizhencan,tingshuogenzhaoziyicongxiaoqingmeizhuma,jieguobeilimojizhailetaozi。”

“neiyounengzenyang?renjialimoyeyeshiguhuijiwanjia,tingshuojialijitazhunbeileyijianshenbingbangdi2047weideshenbingni,womenmingtianjinruminsuyouxishipinming,renjiaduobanshilvyoude。”

“**!2047weideshenbing?wojideyongyoushenbing,wulungaodidoukeyimiankaochengweigongwuyuandeba?”

“zhenxianmuzhaoziyi,bukuishibanhua,jurannenggoubangshanglimo,zheidiyiciminsuyouxituotuodekeyiguoguanle。”

“……”

qingchengyigao,gaosanerbanjiaoshili。

zhongrenjijizhazhadeyilunzhe。

fangbaikanzheyanqianyiqie,shensehuanghu。

这是……穿越了?

naozhongjiyiquanyong,rangtaxunsuliqinglexianzhuang!

民俗游戏?

zheigeshijiejuranyouyikuanyingxiangxianshideyouxi,mingjiaominsuyouxi。

meigerenchengnianhoudoukeyijinruyouxi,zhiyaozailimianbanyanminsuzhiye,bingtongguoleyouxishedingderenwu,biankeyihuodejudadehaochu!

等等!

赵紫依?

yigejingchangchuanlianyiqun,shuangshoubeizaishenhou,xihuanluchuqingchunxiaorongdenvhaijinrunaohai。

jiyigaosuta,zhaoziyishitadelinju,congxiaoxuekaishijiuyiqishangxiaxuele。

keyishuoshiqingmeizhumawuyi。

danxianshiquefeichangdalian,tajingranshizhaoziyideyihaotiangou,zheixienian,tajizhaoziyidaizaofan,bangtabangezhongshiqing,shenzhimeitianbangtaxiwazixi**……

zuolehaojiniandegenban,meicibiaobaizhaoziyidoushuohaixuyaoguanchatayiduanshijian,zhiyaotanuli,jiuyidinghuidadongtadexin。

jieguolimozhizhuiqiulezhaoziyiyici,jiuzhijieyongwanjiasandaidejinbiaoqianbatanaxiale。

WTF!

zibenjiadouzhidaoxiangyaorangniumaganhuo,jiuyaojiniumamaimingqian。

可这赵紫依够狠。

budanrangtadaotie,haibuduandeduitapua!

rangtajuedeshiyinweizijibugouyouxiu,haixuyaojixunuli,zhiyaonibuduannuliduitahao,nijiuyoujihuibataquhuijia。

‘zhiyaoninuli,nijiadetianjiuhuiyouwushudeniutinigeng,cao,zheibutuotuodehaiwangma?’

‘qianshenzheidiaomaojuranshizijiyiyuside……’

方白直接哭笑不得。

zheixinlisuzhi,zuogetiangouqueshibuyuan。

“fangbai,nikuaiyidiana,fashenmedaini,limodoushengqile。”

yidaoshengyindaduanlefangbaidesixu。

tataitoukanqu,jiujiandaoleyilianbuyuedezhaoziyi,yijitashenbiandelimo。

好家伙……

zheishixiuenaixiudaotiangoulianshangle,zhenzhendeqilianshuchua!

ruguofangzaiqianshenshenshang,tahaizhenshuobudingzhijiefeiyangyangfutile。

“xiangchizijimaiqu,youbushimeizhangtui,tashengbushengqigenwoyoushenmeguanxi。”fangbaikebuguanzhe,sheitamaaitiansheitian,guanlaozidiaoshi。

“nizenmeshuohuani?niyaoshibuqu,yihouyebuyongjiwomaizaofanle,xiayutianyebuxunijiwodasan!”

“zhennimagaoxiao,laozihuaqianjinimaizaofan,xiayutianjinidasan,fandaochengleniweixielaozideliyou?sheijinide**?”fangbaidoubeiqixiaole。

赵紫依惊呆了。

buzhidaojintiandefangbaichileshenmeqiangyao,jiusuanshitatongyilelimodezhuiqiu,neinandaobushilangcainvmaoma?

fangbaijiranaitajiuyinggaizhufuta,bingqiegengjianulidebiaoxianbushima?

zheimediankaoyandoukangbuzhu,zenmeyouyongqishuoaita?

“nizenmegenwonvrenshuohuani!jinilianleshiba!”

limotengdeyixiajiuzhanleqilai!

taehenhendekanzhefangbai:“ganjinjiziyidaoqian!malide!”

“bigdan!daonima……”

fangbaimengditiaoqi,padeyixiachouzailelimolianshang。

jiaoshilishunjiananjingxialai!

suoyourendoujingedekanzhezheiyimu!

limozhijielengzaineili,naodaiyoudianmeng,laozibeishanle?

zhaoziyiyanjingdengdezeida:“ni……”

啪!

huameishuowan,zhaoziyidenaodaijiuwaile,fangbaitiaodaolezhuozishang,duizhetazuoyoukaigong。

“nishenmeni,chouyulanxiahaigenwozheizhuangbailianhuani!heixinmiandoutamameiyounihei,digouyoudoumeiyounimilan,sangedejiaoyazidoubiniganjing,chichichi,chigegouluan!chilaozidebazhangba,xiatounv!”

啪……

啪啪啪……

“**!”

同学们惊呆了!

“方白疯了吧?”

“zheijiahuozuolezhaoziyihaojiniantiangou,kendingshinujigongxinle。”

“jiusuanshinujigongxinyebunengdalimoya,neikeshiguhuijiwanjiadesunzia!”

“……”

李默终于反应过来。

“你竟然敢打我!”

limomanlianshaqidechaozhefangbaichongleguoqu!

jintianshibiyaojitayidianyansekankan,zhangzhedahaicongmeiyourenduitadongguoshou!

kejiuzaizheishi,yidaoguanghuanzaifangbaideshenshangchuxian,zuizhongzaimeixinxingchengleyidaoguiyidefuwen。

“你……”

limochijingdekanzhefangbai。

“laiya,zenmebudongshoule?nibushihen**dema?”fangbaimanlianchaofengdekanzhelimo。

教室里一片哗然。

“**,youxifuwen!”

“fenglebata,nandaotayaoyigerenjinruyouxibenma?”

“nanguaigangcaineimefengkuang,lianlimodouganda,diyicijinruyouxidewanjia,zaiyouxijieshuqianshishoudaoguizebaohude,limoyewufashanghaita。”

“danyoushenmequbieni?shishizhengming,shoucijinruyouxidewanjia,meisheinengyigerenzaifubenlihuozhelikai,gensongsiyemeiyouqubie。”

“yidanshenqing,lianggexiaoshineijiubixujinruyouxi,fouzehuibeimoshade,zheijiahuo……”

“……”

众人议论纷纷。

doubeifangbaidejudongjijingdaile。

“haha!”limohurandaxiao,“nizheizhongtiangouzhenshixishihanjian,yidingshidelefenggoubing,yaowanrenjiuzijisongsi!”

yinweiminsuyouxineisiwanglvguoda,geguo**zaojiuzhidinglexiangguandeguiding。

chuleneixiedajiazuzidiwai,fanshinianmanshibasuidegaozhongshengdouxuyaotongyijinrufuben,suiranzuduihoudepingfenhuijiangdi,keshengcunjilvyehuitigaohenduohenduo!

“**,大傻叉!”

fangbaiduizhelimoshulegezhongzhi。

“ni……”limoqideyaofeng,“**zuihaosizaifubenli,ruguonibusi,laoziyehuizhemosini!”

tahuranmiyan:“duile,nihaiyougewobingdemeimeiba,daoshihoulaoziyidinghaohaozhaoguta。”

fangbaimengditaiqijiao,limozaoyoufangbei,shunjianchaohoutiaoqu。

kerenzaikongzhong,jiujianfangbaizhuanshoujiujilezhaoziyiyibazhang。

“kutamashenmeku,yiweizijishimeiyangyanga!”

shuowan,shenyingjiuxiaoshile。

kandetongxuemenmanliandezhenhan!

zhaoziyiwuzhelian,zuichunzhandou,leiyanposuo,zhenggerendoumengle……

wokuzale,haibushinidade?

ta……zenmebianleni……

……

一阵白光后。

fangbaichuxianzaileyizuokongbaidekongjianli。

“民俗游戏……”

naozhongguanyuminsuyouxidejiyi,rangtalejiedaozheishiyikuanyoufubenzuchengdeyouxi,muqianyizhizuigaodewanjiayijinghuoguoledi29gefuben。

danzheibuzhongyao,zhongyaodeshineixiesuoweidefuben,jingranshirangwanjiabanyanminsuzhiye。

erzaizheigeshijiemanzhangdewenmingzhong,quecongweidanshengguozheixiezhiye,kezailanxingqueshisikongjianguandecunzai!

“chumaxian、laoshiren、mojinxiaowei……”

方白变得兴奋!

zailanxingdeshihou,tajiufeichangxihuankanminsugushi,duiyuzheixieminsuzhiyejianzhiershunengxiangdehen。

“wojuranchengleguab!”

tazhisuoyiyidianbujilimohezhaoziyimianzi,diqijiuzaizheili。

yikaotaqianshidejiyi,zaizheigeshijie,tawanquankeyishuoshikaiguayibandecunzai!

【kaishichuangjianrenwu……】